#unethical nonmonogamy: durge is their third only when it’s funny or for the bit | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sharoscylla · 8 months

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Durge crawling into bed with them because they have no sense of appropriate boundaries

(Durge: you guys are giving me baby fever by proxy. Where is my NEPHEW

Ripley, a high school dropout who amnesia’d the sex ed out of her brain and never bothered to relearn: I didn’t think…. That would be possible…. ? Considering I was??? Giving him the strap????

Durge, who knows even less than she does on the subject: why would that matter

Ripley:

Ripley, tentatively: enver. Art Thou With Child

Gortash: hahah god you’re funny. Ah. I’m going back to sleep

Ripley, internally: he’s avoiding the question)

#fanart #ripley savage #one sword au #bg3 oc #the dark urge #enver gortash #gortash is the little spoon and he gives ripley his pillow bc she gets neck pain nowadays #sleeping together is like Tetris for their joints to function the next day lol #unethical nonmonogamy: durge is their third only when it’s funny or for the bit

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