#unfortunately it was sent anon so i cant privately answer it

[dailydegurechaff]

tanya but she is schizophrenic

I’ve been kinda sitting on this ask for a while, unsure how or whether I wanted to answer it and I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t want to make a joke of a serious mental illness that I don’t have any personal experience with. I’m sure you probably don’t mean this request to be offensive or ableist, but personally it’s something I’m uncomfortable with. Sorry about that;;

Going forward I want to ask that people please don’t send me requests of this nature that are either offensive, or could potentially be hurtful someone. I want DailyDegu to just be a silly fun blog anyone can enjoy, and I don’t want to potentially hurt anyone with it. Thank you! :)

[creature-wizard]

(Please answer privately if you can) tw pet death

So i know you are very good at debunking unhealthy ideologies of the supernatural, and i need some reassurance.

Many years ago, when i first started practicing witchcraft, i did a spell on holloween where i burned a poppet in a fire. The poppet was meant to represent getting rid of bad things to make room for new, better things. I focused on hoping trump would get what he deserved, and other large things.

A day later my cat passed away, she was six months old, and seemed to have had a heart attack.

I was terrified it was my fault somehow, or that my spell backfired. And every year im reminded of that fear.

I try to tell myself there is no way i could accidentally kill something with magic, but hearing it from someone else would help a ton. If thats okay. Thanks

(Anon sent in a second message) Hey im the person who asked you to answer privately, but realized you cant to that on anon. If you could answer on this ask thatd be great.

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So, looking at this from the angle of how witchcraft is supposed to work, it doesn't sound like your spell was constructed in a way that it should have hit your cat by mistake or misfire. Assuming witchcraft can perform feats such as this (and to be clear, there is no solid evidence that it can), it just doesn't sound like your spell had the right construction for it.

Secondly, lots of people have used baneful magic on Trump, and we don't see overwhelming numbers of people reporting bad things happening to those close to them or anything like that.

I have my own anecdote to share; a long time ago, I lost a cat after fooling around with something "magical." I'd seen this symbol described in a book; supposedly it was an evil symbol or something, and for reasons that I do not remember at this point (probably had a lot to do with being a bored kid, though), I drew the symbol on a piece of paper. It wasn't very long after that the cat met with an untimely end, and I thought that maybe, somehow, drawing the symbol had something to do with it. Said symbol was nothing more than a circle with a cross in it - IE; the astrological symbol of Earth. There was never anything malefic about this symbol at all, it was just a really unfortunate coincidence.

I hope this gives you the reassurance you were looking for, anon.

[energyanon]

Hi Guys,  I hate doing this, I am sorry if this is harsh, I’m trying to come at this as nicely as I can, but I do need to be FIRM on this aswell. This isn’t an attack, merely an education. This was a nice little area for a while, now its started to go too far: 

Over the past couple of days and especially last night, I have seen an influx of people sending me their own readings. 

This is my fault, I have been encouraged and interested in seeing others try this out - it was my assumption that these had been done with knowledge or experience, and that there would be one MAYBE two others. Multiple readings that I received last night were not. 

I have been doing this for enough years to know that constellations are rare for people to know and even rarer for people to be able to facilitate. Considering you have to train for it, and read about it, practice with multiple situations and scenarios for years. This isn’t just another version of tarot thats “easier”, just as tarot takes years to perfect and understand what you are feeling, so does this. The difference is, if you get it wrong, you are fucking with someone’s energy. Which is exactly what I have been sent. 

Unfortunately everyone is on anon I can’t pinpoint the people exactly, and I can’t speak to them privately, hence the public notice. Note: Not everyone fucked up, so I am sorry that you are being included in this, as you are anon i can’t tell you who you are or arent. You will know if you are apart of this once you have read:

I cant stop you from doing this, some of you seem to believe you can just step into it, without any proper set up or consideration to the energy. Fine, I can’t stop you. But please be more cautious with what you are doing. I have said before that when you’re doing readings, they should not know that they are happening, but with what a couple of people sent me last night, id be surprised if they weren’t feeling weird AF today with how many people were warping their shit on their behalf. Only one of you did this correctly, but still said something concerning which is why I also have to bring it up. 

Here are some guidelines that if you are going to continue at least follow these: 

1. Once the energy has stopped, you stop. If something is hidden to you, you stop. You do not “see if you can try again” you stop. It’s hidden from you for a reason. Remember, if this were being done on you and you wanted to protect someone, something or a secret, you have the right to protect that. No one has a right to gain access or force access into that. 

2. You observe the energy ONLY. do not CONTACT the person. You do not encourage anyone to go on to a different path that they are currently on. You don’t speak to them as you v them. Can you IMAGINE if some random came up to you and started talking about your life and trying to get you go or do something else? Youre quite literally hijacking that person. NEVER do that. Never ever do that. Never. 

3. When i do questions, notice that I wait until the energy has no further movement. until that is done, you will not be getting an accurate answer, as the energy is not done moving. When I ask questions, I am not giving them suggestions or help, I ask a question, they answer. If i need clarification, I’ll get one, but I otherwise move on.  4. Answers are short for a reason, if your person is speaking in full sentences, that is you getting in your head about it. 

5. And every single one of you should have felt when the energy was off. I even read that the energy is off, I don’t know how you wouldn’t feel it. If you didn’t feel it, you need to practice more, if you did feel it and ignored it, you need to stop what you’re doing.

6. You cannot just walk into a reading and hammer these people with questions, technically it’s not wrong, but it’s not respectful. They don’t owe you anything. You need to be more careful with this.  Please, please, if you are going to continue this practice with a friend or with yourself that has given permission. This isn’t a joke, I know it seems like something that is easy, but it’s not, you have to cleanse yourself and the energy afterwards, you need to be attuned to if the person in front of you is uncomfortable and guide them back to the place they were before you jumped in.  One question you need to ask: If this goes south, and they have a sudden reaction, if you’ve set up the field wrong and they’re now feeling YOU, do you know how to guide them out of that?  Because i’ll tell you that once happened to me while I had a practice session with someone - they didn’t know that what where they were gonna place me would trigger me, they didn’t realise what was happening soon enough and I went into a straight up panic attack, Hyperventilating, crying, we had to end it, even the facilitator had to take an hour to get me back to a calm (because the person wasn’t even able to close it properly, they got spooked and just ended it). That calm isn’t where it ended, I was in a depression for days. This isn’t something to fuck around with. If you’re doing it wrong, you can cause harm. If you don’t know how to get them out of it. DO NOT. DO IT. I will not post any more readings from anyone else unless I can see that the above guidelines have been followed. I understand that some people were curious or excited, that’s really great, i’m not here to dull your enthusiasm, but please please practice elsewhere until you are able to follow the above without even having to think about it, and until you know how to guide them back if the reading goes to shit. Not just for their sake, but for you aswell.  I know some of you said that you “continued to feel x for hours” you should feel nothing else but yourself immediately after the reading is done if you have gotten yourself out of it. If you do not know how to do this, please do not do a reading until you know how to do this, or practice with someone who can get you out.

This is also my mistake, I was getting a bit silly in my responses yesterday, we were all having fun. I have also had some fun with my own readings in terms of my commentary, this could also have been misinterpreted, from now, I will make sure that the reading is the reading only, and it is written in a more serious manner. I can understand how that was misinterpreted as readings just being light and fun. My mistake. I apologise.

I also understand that all of you only had pure intentions. The intentions aren’t the issue, it’s the actions that were made. I’m not mad at anyone, you just need to understand what can happen.

[celebritytgcaptions]

I Need To Talk About These Requests (8/18/21)

Just some more anonymous requests I need to respond to. If you’re request isn’t listed below I’m probably writing it or have already written it and put it in the queue for October.

First of all to the person who clarified that their request for a threeway sequel was NOT a sequel to the 3Way game but to a caption with Phoebe Waller Bridge, I saw that request and did write a throwback thursday caption sequel for October. I deleted your message after I wrote the caption though to keep my inbox clear.

Anonymous said:

I know the top 5 month is over, but can you tell me if you have top 5 prom captions?

Sorry anon, but if I answer yours then I’ll have to answer everyone’s and I’ll be answering top 5s forever. If you wanna send me a private message though we can maybe talk about it there.

Anonymous said:

Hey could you please make another sequel for the Birthday Gurl, married to the popular girl series and Galentine's day captions? those are my favorite's!

So I’m probably not going to do another Married to the Popular Girl caption because I’m actually really happy with how I ended that series. I MIGHT do another Birthday Gurl caption, I do have one more Taylor Swift/Sarah Hyland image, but I don’t have a story for it yet so I can’t promise anything. A Galentine’s Day sequel is easy though so you’ll definitely get that.

Anonymous said:

Can you do one of a college bully that gets punished by having to go as the lady date to the high school senior prom of his victims nerdy younger brother (18 if course) just the humiliation of having to relive senior prom as a girl is the thing I was thinking Hayley orrantia as the celeb but you do you

I might tweak some of these details but “Caption where college guy has to relive senior prom as Hayley Orrantia” will be a part of it.

Anonymous said:

In terms of halloween themed captions could you do Alicia silverstone as batgirl or uma therman as poison ivy as like a costume party thing maybe a tricked BF or a humiliation prank Idk whatever you can

So ironically (I think it’s irony?) I actually wrote a similar Halloween cap to this with the Bella Twins as Batman/Robin RIGHT BEFORE you sent this request. I think I’ll still do this but I don’t think it’ll be a Halloween cap. I’ll still try to get it out in October though.

Anonymous said:

Hi im the one that asked for geena davis from Beetlejuice sorry if the story was too much ig it was darker of a premise then i thought but even without the story i put could you still do a caption for geena I like her look from the movie and dont wanna waste it just do a different caption for it please

I can do one with Geena Davis from Beetlejuice, yes.

Anonymous said:

Could u please do a caption about Jenna Ortega from her in the movie "the babysitters killer queen" Where she plays Phoebe?

Jenna Ortega didn’t turn 18 until September 2020 and this movie was filmed in August 2019 so I can’t do this. BUT I do have a Jenna Ortega cap in the queue for October when she is an adult because someone else requested it. So you have that to look forward to.

Anonymous said:

Heyyoo!

I was wondering if you'd do any caps involving photos from the set of the new powerpuff series?

And also, is there another Chloe Bennet cap in the queue?

Thank you! You're amazing

There aren’t any good quality pics from the set so I haven’t been willing to write one. If the show gets picked up I’ll wait until then (although unfortunately Chloe Bennet isn’t involved anymore). In the meantime I did just write The Sissypuff Gurls which I think you’ll like! And I can get a Chloe Bennet cap in the queue. :)

Anonymous said:

If you know the show Bridgeton could you do a caption on that? No one in particular i just love the old high society looks the dresses the hairstyles if you know please and thanks

Sorry anon, but I didn’t watch Bridgerton. :/

Anonymous:

If you cant do the cheerleader outfit can you still do Torrie Wilson? Like her schoolgirl outfit? Also 2nd request if you dont mind also WWE woman can you do Layla in her Miami heat outfit if you know her please?

Now those I can do.

Anonymous said:

Last time I requested kerry washington from little man (btw thank you for that) but I have to ask where is that Gif you used of her in your answer from? And also could you do a caption with that? The one where shes laying down sunbathing  looking up at a man smiling with sunglasses and a bikini on

Ummm....(goes back at checks requests). Oh right, that GIF. I THINK it’s from “Scandal” but honestly I just used it because it’s a good Kerry Washington GIF. I can write a cap with it though, but you probably won’t see it until November at the earliest (all my GIF caps in October are Halloween themed).

Anonymous said:

Can you make one about a criminal lawyer that cant get his clients off of jail sentences so the criminal has him sissified as payback. SHE is still a lawyer and still doesnt win cases but shes found a new ways to "get her clients off" if you know what I mean

Actually this one makes me uncomfortable because of the glaring issues in the legal system the country has seen in the last year so sorry but I think I’m not going to do it.