#unholy Helbig rant

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MCU really fumbled when they didn’t utilize Kathryn Newton in Ant-Man like they should have. Did you see her in The Society? Lisa Frankenstein? Freaky? She can act, and I’m really counting on Young Avengers to show that She’s not just Scott Langs daughter. She’s mother fucking Stature.

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Tired of working for employers that don’t seem to find active shooter protocols necessary when I’ve been threatened more than five times by people who own really big Wyoming guns.

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Me: hey, my mom had a stroke and is completely non-verbal. Can I update her banking information so she can pay her phone bill?

Phone rep: ooo, she needs to verbally add you to her account to do that.

Me:

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Let’s play a game called “will my car start in time for work tomorrow morning?”