#unless mewre one of those bastards who count the comics as canon

[verm1c1de]

actually while i love irkens being tiny pint-sized strongmen like ants as much as the next guy, the only time zim efur actually shows that is during cartoon-logic moments, and like,,, gaz once

hes actually more often shown that he has to mewse his smarts and technology to win encounters rather than brute furce, and i think thats neat

tl;dr zims a tiny little weak bitch. what a terrible soldier. i bet he won training simulations in only the most roundabout rube-goldberg type ways