#unless..? either way none of this is about fucking combusken so HERE'S COMBUSKEN LOOK AT THEM

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Angel:

Hawthorne! Michael Langdon+Apparently Innocent! Reader.

(A/N): Hello there, lovelies!

I am finally back with this series, with a chapter that I personally love and appreciate, mostly because it is about something I have personally experienced (the discriminaion for being considered innocent, not getting rawed by Michael Langdon... if I had experienced that, we all know well that my smut would be much better).

I honestly hate when people link the concept of being innocent and inexperienced to being either “too little for certain things” or they fetishize it annoyingly, because I mean everybody does things at its own space and movement and you shouldn’t be sticking your pervert nose into it.

(Unless you are Michael Langdon, obviously).

Also two special mention: @avesatanormalpeoplescareme and @langdvnshepherd who inspired a bit the little Michael you see here, I honestly love their interpretation of fuckboy! Michael Langdon, it gives me life and excitment so please check out both the “FuckBoy Saga” and “A Change Of Heart”)

After this being said, if you want to leave a comment, reblog this fic or just like it, know that my heart will luterally birst with happiness because I am always curious to know what others think of what I write!

If you want to read the previous chapter, you find it here!

SUMMARY: Being an “angel” isn’t easy, but hey... when Michael Langdon is around you might enjoy it more than you thought...

WORDS: 1,1 K.

WARNINGS; Rough Unprotected Sex (please guys, it takes you luterally a millisecond to wrap it, and avoid unwanted pregnancies and STDs, so DO IT!) Oral Sex (Male Reeceiving), Dirty Talk, Mention of Nudity, A Bit of Blasphemy.

She had always been dubbed “angel”.

A way to keep her tamed and shy.

A child who could be taken easily advantage of.

Smiles over venomous words, shiny naïve eyes over sultry looks and covering dress instead of see-through tops and short skirts.

That was her life, laid down before her since that freaking nickname had been firstly used for her.

It had its ups: nobody would mess with her, taken aback by her virtue, exposed through arts of gentleness and kindness, as a true martyr, happy of her tragic destiny and she would always hide under the premise of a true angel with a golden halo.

But it had more downs than anything: people thought she was naïve, hence stupid, taking advantage of her and when she spoke back, they either laughed it off, ripping what they needed from her hands or they just replied with anger at her, playing it all on her role as if she somehow had left them unsatisfied just because she didn’t follow her role.

People also had this kind of feeling of taboo whenever “spicy” arguments were discussed within her earing range, as if she was some kind of grown-up child which should be protected and shielded from anything horrible.

It had actually proved ineffective, because this shielding had just caused her to feel double the pain, whenever something truly horrific happened to her: her first break-up, the first drop of blood she saw from her body during the first cycle, the harassment she had first experienced from a drunken man…

And finally… sex…

Sex seemed something that was off the limits for her: men thought she was some kind of genderless creature, probably without any kind of genitalia under her or if she had… they were probably sealed like those of a  barbie, and this seemed a turn off for many guys, immediately scared by her premises, the gentleness in her eyes and the kindness in the curve of her mouth.

They put her on a pedestal and let her stay there, meanwhile they fucked their way to the bottom of the pit, as if she was some Saint worth of worshipping but nothing earthly or carnal should have met her skin, as if she risked to be tainted.

But there were other people who found it exciting.

They linked the fact that she was innocent, at least in her appearance, to her being demure and submissive, in other words: they were perverts who liked the thought of a young and sweet thing obeying every order, they gave her.

It was almost as if they thought that she hid something under her pleated skirts, alongside fetishizing her innocence, as if it was a prize they wanted to win, at all costs.

And she wasn’t that.

She had desires of her own, desires she had found out on her own, satisfying them barely with her fingers, fiction and porn (because she did watch porn, and owned a vibrator).

(The only time somebody had stumbled onto her wand, they had immediately assumed it was Madison’s, her roommate).

But none of that mattered when people called her “angel”.

And when Michael Langdon, the Boy Wonder, Hawthorne perfect student, with an amazing pendant to get under each witch’s skin had taken up to use that nickname, she knew she was doomed.

Because, whereas others were saying it with admiration, he said with a smirk which said: “I know what it is under that innocent exterior”.

But he didn’t say it the way other perverts thought they could see what hid under her own eyes.

He knew what she hid.

As if he recognized in her some deep darkness, he himself shared, in the darkest part of his soul.

If he owned one.

Because of this, she had decided to confront him, tell him that he knew nothing about her and to stop giving her those dirty looks.

She had entered his room to say this, not to be laid over his lap, her back against his front, his dick pushing in and out of her, meanwhile he kept her legs apart, spread enough for him to push himself in and out of her perfectly, meanwhile light kisses were peppered on her neck and dirty talk was whispered in her ear.

“I knew it from the moment I saw you… you wanted to get fucked hard” a particular hard thrust was delivered to her, hitting deep inside her cervix and a loud moan exited her mouth, meanwhile she pushed her nails into Michael’s hands, which she was gripping like her life depended on them.

Which kind of did, since he could give her salvation and damnation, with just a single shift of his hips and a smirk of his clever mouth.

“I saw you… I still remember you wore white when we first met… no panties, I could already sniff your arousal, and then… they called you angel…” he made her turn her face, puling on her hair, so he could look at her in her face, making her blush and divert her gaze from his own eyes, but he just slapper her, ordering her to look at him “… they don’t know you are nothing but a dirty whore, in need of a good fuck”.

He had been edging her for so long, and she just couldn’t help but nod.

She had dreamed of anything that Michael was giving her in that moment: the rough primal sex nobody thought she might dream with only her fingers between her legs.

Definitely not the type angels dreamed about…

And he was clearly demon to know the darkest of her interests.

“… or maybe you are just my twisted angel… the one who will go down on his knees just for a taste of my cock” and he pushed her down from his hips, his cock exiting her with a sudden squelching the sound so vulgar that she couldn’t help the throb between her legs.

He turned her around, manhandling her towards his dick, leading her by her hair to choke on it, immediately gags escaping her throat, roughly fucked by the thrust of Michael, although slowly they were becoming more and more sloppy… till he finished deep down in her throat, leaving her a mess of tangled limbs, sweaty and with his cum dripping down her mouth.

She was a total mess, an unsatisfied mess.

But he looked at her as if she as a vision, brushing (gently for the first time during that night) his seed away from her lips, meanwhile another hand sneaked between her legs caressing her ruined sacred place softly, a slow wave of pleasure brushing against it, with each ministration he graced her with.

Swiftly he gripped her head, the violence in his eyes coming back, but dulled, maybe because of the hazy doses of pleasure going through his body:

“We will keep this our dirty secret, angel”.

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Starter Tier List

This concept was done by a Poketuber by the name of Aura Guardian. I liked the idea of it so much that I did my own version of a few weeks ago while I was “watching” the video.

While most tier lists are based off of skill this one is based off of pure opinion. It will be ranked like your typical American grading system of A-F while adding in SSS Rank like you find in a lot of Japanese games using rank.

Rank F - Sceptile

This is the weakest Gen 3 starter for me. There is nothing I like about it., well maybe except its shiny. I don’t find Treeko cute/cool, despite my fondness for The Mystery Dungeon series I don’t like Grovyle’s design, and Sceptile (nor Mega Sceptile) appeals to me. There are better grass starters.

Emboar

Tepig is cute. That’s the ONLY reason this line is higher than the previous one.

Greninja

(I am about to get SO much backlash for this!)

I am going to have to go with Ace Trainer Liam here and say that Frogadier looks so much better than Greninja. Not only is Greninja so awkward looking but I hate its level up moveset! Originally I thought it had no business being a dark type, but honestly I’m feeling this way towards its water typing. You can argue this for its dark typing, but the ONLY reason it’s a water type is because it’s a frog (and maybe it being blue...). And unless you’re running a Protean ability Greninja than the damn thing is not that good! In my playthrough of Y with Greninja (I like to play with a starter to give it a chance) it was the weakest member on my team! My Aromatisse was far more viable and it’s not even on a competitive radar!

Charizard

Charmander is cute. I have fond memories of the anime with the entire line. I can understand why Charizard is a fan favorite. But I don’t like the way Charmeleon looks, and there are better fire starters. Sorry Charizard. Nice shiny though!

Rank D - Chesnaught

Generation 6 had some of the weakest starter designs I’ve ever seen. While Chesnaught appeals to me... the rest of the line not so much. Ironically Chespin was my reluctant pick for Gen 6, and I say this because the first evolutions are underwhelming, but a certain unnamed starter from this trio took its place.

Meganium

This starter line is okay. That’s the only reason why it is where it is on the list. I have nothing bad nor good to say about it. It’s not my favorite or despised either.

Infernape

Infernape looks pretty badass. It’s pre-evolutions I honestly don’t care for. Plus it has better competition in this trio.

Rank C - Feraligatr

Totodile is cute. Feraligatr is pretty badass. Croconaw... dear God that thing is ugly lol! It’s resonates better than the Meganium line and that;s why it’s higher on the list.

Swampert

It has a solid design and typing. It’s am automatic secondary pick for the trio it’s in.

Incineroar

This starter has come a loooong way! I initially despised this entire line! But after bonding with it I have a new found perspective of it. Unfortunately Litten is still unappealing to me, but I blame the 3D model. I though Torrecat was pretty damn ugly upon its reveal, but Pokemon Refresher showed how cute it was~ I also adore its sassy personality~ Incineroar grew on me as well. I used to find its design horrendous but then I figured out what about it I loathed, and that my friends... is its hands! They look cartoony being way too big on the Pokemon and it looks like it had all fingers instead of fingers and a thumb. Other than that... it has great charisma and I’m glad I gave the line a chance~!

Blastoise

There are not enough good middle stage evolutions for starters, and by God Wartortle is sooo adorable~! The ears just slay me~ But aside from my gushing Blastoise has a well designed water starter line. It;s not my favorite but I have nothing bad to say about it.

Rank B - Samurott

Oshawott was an easy choice for me among the Gen 5 starters. It was adorable and it won my heart instantaneously~! The final evolution in the form of Samurott wasn’t my favorite at first, but it’s grown on me~ Just wish the move pool was a little better... (Also! It should have had fighting not Goddamn Emboar! D<)

Serperior

Sassy and cute things are my weakness and Snivy was no exception to that rule. While I’m not a big fan of the middle evolution in this line, it doesn’t waver its place on this list. At some point I will use a Serperior to better appreciate this Pokemon.

Torterra

While I have not officially used one in the official Pokemon games I never realized how badly I needed the dual typing of grass and ground. Grotle was a God send in Pokemon Glazed for that stupidly overpowered first gym! (The game was great but for fuck sake the beginning of it was a pain in the ass for no reason other than that dumb idea that harder = challenging!) Torterra is a beast and one day I will finally add it to an official playthrough~

Empoleon

While I love the unique typing this final evolution has... sonavabitch do I hate the fact that it’s weak to a type it should be able to take out...! To be honest I’m not a fan of the middle evolution. It looks super awkward and doesn’t fit in with the cuteness of Piplup and the regalness of Empoleon. But in generation 4 there isn’t a contest for starters when you have such an adorable little starter who becomes something that classy and badass!

Rank A - Delphox

Fennekin was my least favorite of the first evolutions for the Gen 6 trio. While it’s still not my favorite in design, in fact, all the Gen 6 starters are unappealing to me, I adore what it becomes. Just like Torterra the unique typing of fire and psychic is desirable combination I didn’t realize I wanted (I know Victini has it but I don’t use legendaries)~ While I have used one in Pokemon X my official introduction to this Pokemon was in a fanmade game called Pokemon Insurgence (it is an amazing game which I highly recommend to any Pokemon fan), which may it and the other Delphox R.I.P. since they both perished in my egglocke 3;= While Braixen is the best designed out of the line Delphox isn’t half-bad~ That model cry though... *shudders*

Primarina

Popplio was kinda cute when first revealed. When Primarina was leaked I instantly fell in love with it~ ...Brionne... well... I hate it initially. I thought it was goofy looking upon its reveal. HOWEVER, Pokemon Refresher changed my mind so fast on that! Brionne is still awkward looking but in an adorable way now. It makes my heart melt~ I simply love Primarina and he was the star of my Ultra Moon playthrough~!

Venusaur

That’s right ya’ll, I’m a Bulbasaur fan! I chose easy mode and ain’t lookin’ back! What can I say about this dinosaur plant thing...? It’s just so cute~! And grass types are in my top 5 favorite types. While Ivysaur is a bit meh for me I can tolerate it better than other middle starter evolutions. Venusaur is just a huge more mature Bulbasaur with a big of toad in him now and sometimes all you need is for the little guy to just get a bit bigger, ya know?

SSS Rank - Blaziken

There’s no competition when it comes to playing Hoenn for your’s truly. I picked Torchic in my first playthrough of Ruby and I did the same when I picked up Omega Ruby. The only reason this starter choice is on the low end of the top is because of Combusken. I don’t hate the design but I don’t love it. To be honest I prefer Mega Blaziken’s design to normal Blaziken, but Blaziken is love none the less~<3

Decidueye

It took me FOREVER to pronounce this little shits name! But despite that lol, I simply adore this entire line~! I was Team Rowlet the moment I saw the little guy~<3! It is just so insidiously adorable, and the anime has not helped (need to actually watch it, but thanks to screen shots/GIFs none the less lol)! I don’t care what anyone says I love Dartrix~! He’s so cute and sassy and oh my God his freaking out over his hair just... *bemoans*! I love it...! Decidueye was the other starter leak I fell in love with. It’s just so cool looking and it fits with the rest of the line~ The entire line is just cute and cool and Gen 7 really had some good starter designs~ But even something so cute and cool as the Rowlet line was still beaten in the end...

TYPHLOSION

Cyndaquil is my favorite starter of all times. Pokemon Silver to this day, and that includes awesome remakes, is my favorite Pokemon game! And when I initially got the game as a pre-teen up to when the games were ported to the virtual console Cyndaquil was always my choice for a starter in Johto. Sadly I had fallen out of Pokemon for a brief time so I missed out on Heart Gold & Soul Silver (ROMs don’t count dammit lol!)... Cyndaquil is just the cutest thing while Quilava is both cute and cool with Typhlosion just being such a BAMF! The entire line proves that you can be simplistic and still have a good design. All Cyndaquil did was get bigger and meaner and it works~! And that’s why it’s on the top~! ^v^