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Now tell me the gay montriputro story please๐๐
KSKSJDJDHD NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY ANOTHER FAVOURITE TALE MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok so this story is actually so cute I wanted to retell it in my own ways someday... (nvm im too lazy to get going with anything) and this story's characters also had no names so I thought โhmm since I'm already planning to retell this why not give them brand new names....โ
You might have (or might not have) seen me making some random gay doodlings and showing them to @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong [the uponkor ones lol...] and sometimes I sent one or two pictures from the og book to @randomx123 too ig..?
So this story has 4 main characters... (Well that's what I consider but you can consider 3...) And for the love of god non of them had a fucking name (and a fucking side character had a name ๐๐ค) That's why the names I allotted to them are...
Dun dun dun...
Im revealing them in the narration lol...
Tagging people whom I want to share this crazy story with @randomx123 @jeahreading @krishna-priyatama @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @foreignink @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong @prettykittytanjiro @ishaaron-ishaaron-me @stxrrynxghts @desigurlie @crystraniqelle @priestessofuniverse @dwarpharini @shubhadeep385 @hydestudixs @dreamer-in-sleep @aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna @livingtheparadoxlife @groovycynicalcheesecake @wulfricnavy (im sorry im adding you late ๐ญ but consider this the return gift for Depth of Despair)
Trigger warnings: bitchass people, unfortunately those bitchass people don't die well in this story... sigh, infanticide, homoerotic friendship, divine intervention, snakes, snake dying, snake coming out of nose, turning into stone, talking birds and swearings
So in the starting of the story we are told about this rajkumar Upendro (yes I named him) and his verryyy verryyy verryyyy close โfriendโ the montriputro Shonkor ๐ฟ (I named him too yeahhh)
They are such good โfriendsโ they can't even spend a day without eachother. They grew up together and do everything together eat sleep roaming around. They are literally the do dil ek jaan kinda โfriendsโ. It's a hot topic how close these two are with eachother...
Their โfriendshipโ is so deep Shonkor sometimes falls asleep in Upendro's room and nobody gives a flying fuck about it... Not Even the king. ๐๐ค
(Me interviewing the maids of the palace*
Maids: ohh then they fell asleep together, such good friends I mean...
Me: ๐๐๐ฟโจ yup... Very good friends... ๐โจ)
.....
So whatever back to actually plot
One day Upendro is like
Upendro: yk... I feel like going on some adventures...
Upendro: roaming around the kingdoms... Seeing new things..
Upendro: just you and me...
Shonkor: ...
Shonkor: ok
So yeah, they decided they'd go do Dora the explorer shit in the wild and went away. Just the two of them on their horses and didn't take any men or soldiers with them. ๐
And they roamed around here and there in different kingdoms and places, like those discovery channel dudes.
.....
One day after travelling for long enough they are in a forest and it's getting late. And they come across a BEAUTIFUL lake and it got really clear water like glass.
So our boyfriends besties decides โyeah let's spend the night near this lake on that banyan tree nearbyโ
And they tie their horses at the bottom and then get some water from the lake for hath mukh dhona and drinking and climbs the tree to sleep on it (I have no idea what they were planning to do on those branches or if it's even possible to sleep on branches ๐๐ค)
.......
Now after sometimes a lot of light literally blinds them, like there's too much brightness like my mom's phone screen all over the forest and they are both like o.O trying to figure out where the light came from
And their eyes fall at the lake and they see a bigass snake coming out of it, and it has a BIG mani on it's head (hehehehehehd nag mani lessgoo) which is the source of all the blinding light.
So they see the snake crawling out of the pond and into the forest and under the tree. Snake bbg puts the nagmani down from it's head and below the tree (idk how that even happened considering it has no hands or anything ๐๐)
And then the snake eats up those two pookie horses (MY SHYALAAAAAA NO MY SHYALAAAA ๐ญ๐ญ) and goes away deeper into the forest ๐ฟ๐ฟ blud didn't even try to climb the tree bruhh
So now Upendro and Shonkor are like ๐๐ because one wtf is that giantass snake and two their horses are gone ๐ญ๐ญ (I just really love horses ok!!)
So Shonkor my ultimate gadha climbs down the tree to look at the mani and he just fucking covers that stone with the horse saddle for some weird reasons idfk ๐๐ค and then climbs back next to his boifren
......
So snake dude?dudette? idk comes back after sometime and when it couldn't find it's mani it just makes all those growling sounds like crying and all. Then it fucking dies. ๐ In dispression. ๐ Because it lost it's stone. ๐ (Ykw mood ๐ฟ I'd die too if I lost my favourite stone)
So now Shonkor and Upendro stays awake the entire night on the tree scared shitless ๐ because yeah obviously you don't wanna end up in a anaconda's stomach even if you know it's ded. Like take no chances my boys.
So next morning early in the dawn they come down from the tree and Shonkor picks up the mani from those hiddings to wash it in the lake (why's he always doing the labour Upendro you hypocrite bitch)
And as soon as the mani touches the water it again starts to glowwwwwww ( read it in the you make me glow tune) and they notices a literal PALACE under the lake ๐๐
And they are like โGURL DAMN WHATโ
......
So these gayass bitches decides they wanna know what's in tha palace (like no thoughts of self preservation or safety or anything... ๐๐ค dumbasses)
And they go under the lake and yeah surprise surprise they can breath under water because of the mani ๐ฟ
So whatever... they get under water in that palace and it's really gorgeous and big and a lot of stuff are there like trees and fruits they never heard of, flowers with sweet smells, and ofcourse lots of gemstone and stuff and as expected NO ONE fucking no one's in that palace ๐๐ค
So they get inside the palace (bro that's trespassing where's your poribar's shikkha??) And starts to search all the rooms like some local chor because bruhh ๐
......
Then they suddenly hear some very feminine crying sounds coming from one of the rooms, and ofcourse they are like o.O and go to see what's wrong and comes across the room where the sound is coming from
Inside they see a gorgeous maiden sitting on the GOLDEN bed and sobbing like her world ended (which yeah it did)
And she hears to footsteps and looks up to see those two randomass dude standing there like๐งAnd she's like
Bbg cutie: who are you all? ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: why are you here? ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: go away or the snek will eat you ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: it already ate my mom dad siblings and everyone in this palace ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: only I'm alive now (because of unknown reasons) ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: so go away before you become the 3 course 5 star meal for the snake... ๐ญ๐ญ
So Shonkor is like
Shonkor: girl dw that snek is ded, we killed it :D (where dude? It died from grief stop lying idiot)
Shonkor: see see the mani from its head :D
And he shows her the mani (also Upendro you bitch why tf are you just standing and doing nothing you kamchor lyadkhor harami)
[Ohhh btw I named my bbg Kumudini just because ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ]
So now
Kumudini: umm ok... But who tf ARE you??
Shonkor: ummm I'm Shonkor... You? (Well in the og tale he just says he's montriputro but since I gave him a name he's saying his name ok)
Kumudini: I'm the princess of this place Kumudini ๐ฅน๐ค
Kumudini: will you two go away from here ๐ฅบ (goshhh she's so pookie I love her soo much ahhhhh)
Shonkor: no no! We're here to stay ofcourse :D
Kumudini: omgg yayyy welcome you all will be as comfortable as possible here :D
[I love how Upendro is just standing there like ๐ง while these two chat like he's such a dumb and introverted gadha... I love him so much lmao]
......
So they start to stay in that patal palace (that's how that place is described ok it's said to be patal... cool ig?)
And ig in those days Upendro and Kumudini have their Kuch Kuch Hota Hai moments cuz Shonkor then one days tells her Upendro wants to marry her ๐๐ค
(Lmao imagine the conversation that went between our cookie Shonkor and his adopted introvert Upendro...
Upendro: bhai ๐
Shonkor:
Upendro: setting karwa de ๐
Shonkor:
Upendro: plj ๐
Shonkor:
Shonkor: ok ๐
Upendro: yaayy ilysm ๐ฅน)
And unsurprisingly Kumudini agrees to marry him cuz ofcourse duhh they are in looveee~ ๐
So they get married in that place (idk how they got a purohit tho... Ig allrounder Shonkor became the purohit... Or they simply married without a purohit which is also not at all wrong)
......
Now after somedays Upendro starts to feel homesick because they have been away from there kingdom for SO LONG
So Upendro tells Shonkor that they should go back home but Shonkor is like
Shonkor: yaaa you're right. But idt you two should go like this....
Upendro: wot? woi?
Shonkor: cuz you both are newly married ๐ฟ
He basically tells them both to stay at the patal palace and enjoy their honeymoon while he goes back to their kingdom to get the king daddy to come and fetch them, since Upendro's the prince and he just got married so that would be appropriate.
And so Upendro and Kumudini agrees, while Shonkor tells them bye bye and sets off for home. (Sighh... Things you do for your homoerotic friendship huh)
......
So now Kumudini and Upendro are spending their days well and good in that patal palace.
BUT one day Kumudini was getting really bored in the afternoon while Upendro was giving a mosher moto ghum (this bitch also likes bhat ghum my brother in maa Durga ufff ๐ซ๐ฅน๐ฟโจ)
And she looks at the nagmani kept close by and wonders how the upside world looks like cuz she had NEVER been there in her entire life (you need a guide for your first trip bbg don't do it alone pls)
So she decides โyeah nothing bad will happen I'll just go and come back before hubby wakes up...โ and takes the mani to get out of that lake and wonder around the forest :p ๐โจ
And she goes around admiring the things and all yk typical snow white behaviour, and it makes her really excited and happy because she's seeing all those for the first time in her life.
Then she comes back to the patal palace before Upendro could wake up and acts all normal and happy ๐ telling him nothing (because more gele ke dekhche what's safety what's precautions???)
......
So this shit continues for some days, everyday she goes up and wonders like Dora the explorer during the afternoon and then comes back before Upendro can wake up from his moron ghum and she pretends everything is normal. ๐ฟ๐ฟ
BUT how can they live in peace right? Some crazy shit is bound to happen...
So one day as she was sitting by the lake and just playing with the water like the pookie cookie she is, that kingdom's bitchass rajkumar (the kingdom in whose area that forest falls) was out hunting with some of his equally bitchass friends and they come across the lake and banyan tree. (There's a buri mohila near the tree too, keep that in mind, it will be important to the plot later)
The rajkumar (I'm not naming him I'd just call him bitchass rajkumar) sees Kumudini only once and Kumudini get's scared and just jumps back in the lake and goes back to the palace.
And now dude is like shocked pikachu face because tf happened and he falls back down unconscious because of how GORGEOUS Kumudini is.... ๐๐ฟ (i mean I would too ๐ฟ)
.....
This side Kumudini got REALLY scared so she stopped going out of the lake for some days and just spends her days in patal palace like normal, not wanting to get caught roaming by some randomass men (see everyone is scared of unknown men)
And on the other hand, over there bitchass rajkumar's sakha gang are like โyoo dude wtf happened??โ and they worry for him but all dude could say is โwhere did she go?? where did she go??โ ๐๐๐
So they are like โbeta pagla hoye gacheโ and they take him back to the palace to his father the king. And in a few days bro becomes absolutely bedridden and mad only ever saying โwhere did she go?? where did she goโ ๐๐ค
.....
Now king dude is like โwtf gotta save my baby boyโ and he does what any typical king does when no raj vaidya works... And makes the announcement that whoever can cure the rajkumar and decode who's โsheโ that person will get half the kingdom and the hand in marriage with his daughter the rajkumari ๐ฟ๐โจ
And now nobody fucking knows what to do because who IS โsheโ??? So nobody is able to save rajkumar and the king dude is getting frustrated...
THAT'S WHEN the buri mohila from before randomly appears claiming she knows how to cure the rajkumar and who โsheโ really is...
But ofc nobody believes her not even the king (cuz she got a rastar pagol type er chhele who's called Fokir and everyone thinks she's also pagol like her son) ๐๐๐
But she insists and says she will do it she'd just need a lake side view hut and a bunch of soldiers to help her. And if she succeeds her son must get that half kingdom and the princess' (king dude's daughter not Kumudini don't confuse) hand in marriage... (I first thought she was gonna ask to get married to the princess herself ๐๐ค)
So king dude is like yeah what's there to lose? And agrees to her thinking the buri mohila can't do shit.
......
Then she gets the lake view hut and soldiers and starts to stay there starring at the lake all day.
Now this side after many days Kumudini finally gets the courage to go back outside and gets out of the lake to sit near it. ๐โจ
NOW as soon as she's out in the wild sitting and playing around with the water, that old hag approaches her... And pretends to be friendly telling her not to be scared and anything and dumb dumb blorbo Kumudini agrees and tells her who she is saying she's the patal puri rajkonna and stuff showing her the nagmani.
The buri mohila pretends to be curious and asks to see the mani taking it in her hand and as soon as Kumudini gives it to her like a bokach*** she tells the hidden soldiers to come out and basically kidnap Kumudini ๐๐๐ (that's why you should trust NO ONE in an unknown place)
.....
They kidnap her and take her back to the palace while she's crying and begging them to let her go (too much traumatizing shit goes on in this story trust me)
And the buri is like โdw girl you'll be fine here the rajkumar just wants to see youโ
So in the palace they call the half mad depressed bitchass rajkumar who's still murmuring โwhere did she go?? where did she go??โ and as soon as he sees Kumudini he's like
Bitchass rajkumar: THAT'S HER THAT'S HER THAT'S THE MAIDEN I SAW BACK THEN
Kumudini: just lemme go plssss ๐ญ๐ญ๐
Bitchass rajkumar not even listening to her: you're so gorgeous ahhh I wanna marry you ๐ฅน
Kumudini, trying to save herself: ummm umm I- I can't marry for six months I'm doing a vrat ๐ญ
Bitchass rajkumar: okk bbg I can wait for you for eternity what's six months to that ๐ฉโจโ
(๐๐ that's legit a line from the book ok... ๐ And as much as I like the flirting romantic line he just said he's still a big long smelly piece of shit so I hate him)
......
And now back to patal palace, Upendro wakes up and is in deep depression cuz Kumudini is missing and even the mani that enables them all to get out and inside of lake is missing so he can't even go search for her.
He's literally in pieces, crying himself to madness in that lonely palace (ok yeah bro really loves his wife sigh... I just love him so much)
So now six months are going by and Kumudini is still kept hostage in that bitchass palace.
And this side Shonkor had returned to the lake side after months with those delegation party men and is waiting for Upendro and Kumudini to come out of the lake on the given date and time. But for obvious reasons non of them does that but who's gonna tell that to my baby boy sigh... ๐๐ค
So he and the men he brought wait for them for some days camping in the lake side ๐ฟโจ
......
But then one day he sees some randomass man of that kingdom going by and he asks
Shonkor: yoo dude why is there so much noice in this kingdom?? Is some festival going on?? (Cuz dude's been hearing shanai er awaj for the past days)
Dude: donchu know?? The rajkumar of this kingdom is getting married to the beautiful patal puri rajkonna...
Shonkor: .....
Shonkor: ohhh
(YEAH THOSE FUCKERS ARE FORCING MY GIRL TO GET MARRIED CUZ SIX MONTHS ARE ABOUT TO BE OVER)
And now Shonkor is like.... Damn something sus is going on and decides he'd go and investigate further cuz wtf?!?!
.....
So he goes to the city and just stays as a guest to a randomass brahmin's family to get more info
Shonkor: umm so... I heard the rajkumar is getting married to some patal puri rajkonna... Where did he find her??? ๐
Brahmin dude: ohhh yeah thats a really long story so atleast a year ago.... *tells the entire tale of bitchass rajkumar becoming depressed and muttering โwhere did she go??โ and then buri mohila bringing Kumudini and etc etc*
Shonkor, internally fs: ๐๐๐๐ FUCK- GOTTA SAVE MAH GURL-
Shonkor: ohh umm achha... Ummm
Shonkor: so... Uhhh did the king get his daughter married to that buri mohila's son Fokir as promised...??
Brahmin dude: lmao nahhh that dude is a rastar pagol ahh person idt the king would keep his promise LOL
Shonkor: ahhh damn... How does he looks anyway??
Bhola bhala brahmin dude: hmmmm tbh he looks kinda like you... Just a little more mad and dirty and he roams around in torn clothes and all
Shonkor: ohhhh achha achha well thank you สโ โฟโ ส
......
So next day Shonkor is like dress up bitches โจ๐ฟ๐ and find some chhera fata clothes and becomes Fokir ๐ฟ cuz ofc he's THE FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED personified (he's my shona mona chader kona frrr ahhh)
And then he goes to that psycho bitchass buri's house during the evening cuz well buri must have cataract at that age and won't be able to tell properly if it's her son or some randomass dude ๐
So he goes infront of the buri's house and starts to ๐บ๐บ๐บโจ .... Yes... Dance ๐ฟ๐ฅ
Psycho buri: yoo Fokir you home??
Disguised Shonkor: ..hmm ๐
Psycho buri, rambling on: where tf do you stay you dumbass
Psycho buri: do you even have any idea I fixed your marriage with the rajkonna???
Psycho buri: you'll marry her right??
Disguised Shonkor: ..hmm ๐๐
And then she drags him inside not even knowing that it's not her son because well... As I said it's evening and she got cataract fs
Psycho buri: do you even know how I fixed your marriage??
Disguised Shonkor: ๐๐ ....no...
Pyscho buri: ok so listen...
And she PROUDLY tells him how she kidnapped an innocent maiden just like that and practically held her hostage so that people can force her in a marriage without her consent ๐คก๐คก and then shows him that mani which she kept with her all this time
Shonkor internally: BITCH I WANNA BEAT YOU UP YOU HORRIBLE FUCKING WOMAN- ๐ฅฐ๐ชโก๐ฅ๐น๐โจ (this is legit in the book ok)
Shonkor internally: gotta somehow.. anyhow get that mani out of your hands asap and save my bestie and return back to my boyfriend...
Psycho buri: ykww.... Fokir... You keep this mani with yourself... AND DON'T LOSE IT!
Disguised Shonkor: o.O ok... ๐
Psycho buri: now lessgo to the palace and meet that patal puri rajkonna
Disguised Shonkor: ...hmm
......
So she dresses him up in somewhat bhalo jama kapor and takes him to the palace, where the king dude does some khatir jotno ๐๐ค cuz yeah Fokir is gonna be his ghor jamai afterall... (like bro how tf did this bitch of a man even agreed to get his daughter married to a rastar pagol typa guy?? ๐ญ I hate him so much)
So whatever now Disguised Shonkor looks here and there and when the buri asks what's wrong. He does some ishara to that buri to say โwhere is Kumudiniโ and she goes โohh yeah lets go see herโ and takes him the chambers she's kept locked in.
They go by the gaurds who look at them like ๐คจ but still lets them go cuz yeah one's a madman another's a buri mohila what can they do...
.....
Inside the chamber Kumudini bbg is still crying because ofcourse she would be
Psycho buri: ahh girll why do you keep crying?? You will literally marry the rajkumar he'd be such a nice husband...
Shonkor, internally: BITCH HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW WHY MY PHUL JAISI LADKI IS CRYING YOU'RE THE REASON FOR THIS ๐ฅฐ๐น๐บ๐ฅ๐ช๐
So after sometimes buri mohila was like โlesgo home nowโ but disguised Shonkor refused to go anywhere and just shaked his head.
Buri was like โyeah if this bitch said no then I can not convince him, I'll just let him stay and hangout with Kumudini then...โ
So she left and Fokir looking Shonkor stayed in the room with Kumudini who's still depressed and crying and what not.
.......
So late at night when everyone has already retired to sleep and all
Disguised Shonkor: yoo bestie can you recognise me???
Kumudini: wha- *looking closely* OHHH
then she just breaks down in more tears out of relief ig...
Kumudini: TAKE ME OUT OF HERE BY TONIGHT PLS PLS PLS BESTIE PLS ๐ญ๐
Shonkor, covering her mouth: shhh don't say that
Shonkor: dw da'lin I've found you now and I will get you out I promise ๐ฅน๐ค
Kumudini: okk bestie ๐ฅน๐ฅน
......
Now Disguised Shonkor keeps roaming around the place and doing his โจ๐บdance๐บโจ in front of the gaurd who suspect nothing cause he's a madman and he goes in and out of the palace quite a few time to gain their trust.
THEN when he's sure they will let him do anything he wants, he gets to Kumudini and tells her to dress as a man and then he takes her and they both escape from that hellhole ๐ฟ๐ฟโจ (boi is so smart)
And they FINALLY get to the patal palace under the lake and see that Upendro is literally on the verge of his n'th mental breakdown.
Seeing his boyfriend and wife returning like that Upendro is like o.O And then Kumudini again starts to cry
Kumudini: I'M SORRY I WENT UP WITHOUT INFORMING AND ALL THIS HAPPENED WAHHHH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Upendro: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THO WAHH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Shonkor, awkward thirdwheeling most probably: ..... ๐
Upendro: broooo you're my ultimate broooo come here ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
And then they HUG ๐ฟโจ (and kiss ig)
.....
So now they all decide that โyeah let's get back homeโ (Upendro's kingdom) so they get out of that lake but to their surprise and horror all the people Shonkor brought to fetch them left lmao (like I wouldn't be waiting so long for them either) ๐๐
So they all get disappointed and starts to walk on their own like dumb bitches but obviously gets tired after quite some times so they decide they'd spend the night in that forest under a bigass tree.
......
Now under the tree as Upendro and Kumudini falls asleep and Shonkor is... Idk what he's doing he's just awake for some reasons ig... He hears two birds talking (bengoma bengomi reference yooo ahhh)
Husband birdy: yo wifey yk that montriputro Shonkor did so much to save the rajkonna and rajkumar but it's of no use...
Wife birdy: wot? why??
H. birdy: yeah see so when the king would send elephants and horses to fetch his son and daughter-in-law...
H. birdy: Upendro will fall down while climbing the elephant and die
W. birdy: ๐ what if someone doesn't let him climb the elephant??
H. birdy: ohh he'll be saved then
H. birdy: but then once at the kingdom, the shingho daar of the palace will fall on his head and he'll die
W. birdy: ๐๐ what if he doesn't goes from under the gate??
H. birdy: he will be saved but...
H. birdy: when he sits to eat at the feast, the fish bones from the machher matha would get stuck in his throat and he'd die
W. birdy: ๐๐๐ ...what if he doesn't eats the machher matha??
H. birdy: ohh he'll be saved then
H. birdy: but at night when he'll be sleeping next to Kumudini
H. birdy: a snake will come out of her nose and bite him and he'll die
W. birdy: ๐๐๐๐ what if someone kills the snake before it can bite Upendro??
H. birdy: then he will be saved...
H. birdy: BUT that person can't speak these words to anyone else or they'll become a stone statue
W. birdy: ๐๐๐๐๐ YO WTF
W. birdy: then is there no way to save that person???
H. birdy: yeah there is...
H. birdy: when Kumudini will give birth to her first born child
H. birdy: that first born child must be cut in half and it's blood must be poured on the statue for that person to again become a human
W. birdy: ๐๐๐๐๐๐
.......
So yeah Shonkor listens to those birdies for the entire night ๐๐๐๐ and goes โDAMN GOTTA SAVE MY MAN-โ because obviously he's the greatest โfriendโ ever
Now in the morning Upendro and Kumudini wakes up and they all again start their lalala journey back to the kingdom. ๐
But comes across the king's send men on their way and they are all glad and then Upendro tries to climb the elephant
And Shonkor stops him ๐ฟ
Shonkor: bestie lemme ride the elephant once pls ๐ฅน
Upendro: ...
Upendro: ok :)
Upendro feels a little weird that Shonkor would ask something so out of the blue but lets him take the elephant ride anyway cuz anything for his boyfriend and Shonkor literally saved his and his wife's ass just recently. ๐ฟ๐ฟโจ๐ค
.....
They get back to the kingdom, Upendro on the horse and Shonkor on the elephant (and Kumudini was in the palki ig I forgot lol)
But now when time came to cross the shingho daar
Shonkor: bestie pls break the door na ๐ฅบ
Upendro: ๐๐๐
Upendro: ok
Upendro starts to get a little annoyed but complies with everything Shonkor is asking cuz same reasons he can't deny his boyfriend, especially after he did so much.
So now they are all happy and everything coming back home and blah blah
But the same thing happens while they were eating, Shonkor notices that his boyfriend is served with that bigass rui machher matha and he's like
Shonkor: lemme eat that machher matha bestieee ๐ฅบ
Upendro: uhhhh
Shonkor: yaayyy thanks :3
Atp Upendro had started to get irritated cuz wtf is this son of a bitch (respectfully) doing.... Just because he saved their lives doesn't mean he owns them ๐๐๐๐ค but he still keeps quiet in the public to not cause any chaos.
......
Later time comes and Shonkor is like โok bye darling I'm going home :Dโ (ufsos wo kabhi ho na saka...) but Upendro is still angry and he pretty much ignores his boyfriend... glad that he's finally going home ๐๐ฅน๐ค
BUT BUT BUT my sweet child of heavens Shonkor didn't went to his home... INSTEAD he literally went to Upendro's bedroom in secret and hid under the bed ๐๐๐
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Yeah....
So now later Upendro and Kumudini comes to the room and it's said they fall asleep after yk talking and stuff... But we all know that's not what happened right? ๐ฟ๐ (Don't tell me I'm the only dirty minded bitch here I swear-)
......
Once Both Upendro and Kumudini are finally asleep, Shonkor crawls out from under the bed and stands at the corner with his sword like ๐ง๐คบ
Then by midnight he notices some thread like stuff coming out of Kumudini's nose and he gets ready as that stuff slowly becomes a poisonous snek.
As soon as the snek tries to get close to Upendro and bite him, Shonkor is like ๐ก๏ธ๐๐ฉธโ ๏ธ and kills it. But it's blood splashes all over Kumudini ๐๐ค
So this dumbass bitch is like โyeah ykw it would be rude to let her sleep with blood on her face I should maybe clean it.."
BUT while he was trying to wipe of her face, Kumudini startled woke up and started to scream, which in term woke up Upendro ๐๐ค
....
AS SOON AS Upendro is awake he's angry as fuck and starts to cuss at Shonkor ๐โจ
Shonkor: pls don't misunderstand me lemme explain
Upendro: omg leave it Ik how you are
Upendro: you disgusting p.o.s
Shonkor: babe listen-
Upendro: I don't wanna listen
Shonkor: bestie I did it to save YOU
Upendro: SAVE ME? Save me from what? Stop lying
Shonkor: I- I can't say that I'll turn into stone
Upendro: idfc just tell me or I won't believe you EVER
Shonkor: you won't even believe even after I told I'll turn into stone.... ๐ฅบ๐ญ๐
Shonkor: ....ok listen then.... ๐
.....
So now Shonkor starts to narrate whatever he heard from those birdies and both Upendro and Kumudini listens to him intently
By the time he told them about the elephant incident both his legs are stone, but Upendro insisted he continues... And by the time he's done telling till the machher matha incident he's all stone till his neck
Shonkor: you still wanna listen why I was in your room??
Upendro: yeah ofcourse duh I NEED to know the entire thing...
(I mean he got a point ๐ BUT DUDE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TURNING INTO A STONE STATUE BRUH)
Shonkor: ok then ๐
Shonkor: BUT remember if you even want to turn me back... You will need to sacrifice your first born child and drench the statue in it's blood..
Shonkor: now listen....
And he tells them the entire thing and yeah... He's a stone statue now ๐ฟ
Upendro and Kumudini now notices the cut up snake on the floor and they are like โdamn buddy was telling the truth...โ ๐๐
.....
So they both keep Shonkor's statue at a corner in their room from then on...
And soon Kumudini becomes preggo and in an year gives birth to a beautiful baby boy (whom I named Mukundo btw.... :D)
And then both of them are solemnly sitting in their room as Upendro takes little baby Mukundo in his arms and raises his sword AND- yeah... I ain't saying that.... ๐
The blood splashes all over Shonkor and in an instance he's back to normal.
......
The first thing Shonkor sees as he opens his eyes is Kumudini CRYING, SOBBING, SCREAMING IN DESPAIR and Upendro trying to comfort her through his own tears ๐๐
And Shonkor is now is despair and trauma because it's all because of him their baby is dead because of him.
He picks up Mukundo in a piece of cloth and RUNS to his own home, because he remembered his WIFE was a great devotee of maa Durga and perhaps she could help him... (YES YOU PEOPLE ALL THESE WHILE THIS MAN THIS DUDE THIS FUCKER WAS FUCKING MARRIED AND I WAS SHOOK)
But as he reached his home, he didn't knew what to do, so he ties the cloth which had Mukundo in it to the banyan tree in his backyard and goes inside trying to pretend everything is normal ๐๐ค (arre amar gadha reee)
.....
His wife (I named her Jogodomba hehe) is happy that he's back after so much time and it's all going good and well. But soon she starts to notice that something's wrong with her husband (fuck of Shonkor that' my wife, my woman, the love of my life ๐ฟ๐ฟ)
He'd sit quietly all day lost in thoughts and look really guilty and scared and sad and everything.
Jogodomba: hey... what's wrong...
Shonkor: ....nothing....
And she tries to ask him many times for the past days but when she sees nothings working she goes to the mondir to consult maa Durga (all problem one solution maa ๐ฟ๐ฟโจโจ)
Jogodomba: maa maa he's so weird these days he looks so sad and idk something is definitely wrong with that dude of mine... ๐๐ค
Maa Durga: hmm I see... Go ask him tonight what's wrong and tell me tomorrow
Jogodomba: okk (โ โโ แดโ โโ โฟโ )
.....
So FINALLY that night Shonkor at last tells bbg what's the matter as he have a emotional breakdown crying and all and Jogodomba goes to maa Durga the next day and tells everything to her ๐ฟ
Maa Durga: ohh I see ok yeah bring the baby to me I'll revive him :D
And so Shonkor runs back to the tree and brings Mukundo and hands him over to Jogodomba who as soon as puts him near maa Durga's feet is back to being alive and well ๐ฟโจ (Joy Maa Durga ๐โจ๐ฟ)
So now Shonkor runs back to the palace with Mukundo and hands him over to Kumudini and Upendro who are all SUPER GLAD to have their baby back alive and healthy
And Upendro hugs Shonkor crying saying how much of a great โfriendโ he is and how grateful he'd be to Shonkor for the rest of his life (I bet they kissed)
And happily even after Ig...? (Jogodomba is mine tho-)
.......
SOOO THAT'S IT. Amar kotha ti furalo note gach ti muralo....
And I'm so sorry these took sooo fucking long to post ๐ญ๐ค I had been so stressed and busy this week trying to cope with school and shit that I got zero time to type and everything ๐ญ๐ญ
But here's it! The story that I wanted to retell... Hopefully... One day... ๐ฅน๐ค But idk if that will ever happen LOL
So now coming to why I named my characters what I named them...
Shonkor and Upendro: well... They are inspired by Harihar ๐ฟโจ and their โwe are the same we can't live without eachother we are eachother's heartโ propaganda ๐ฟ๐ค lol.... As I was once telling @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong
Kumudini: well... Kumudini means lotus so... Lotus = Kamala, hence Kumudini = Kamala/Lakshmi so Upendro's wife being her made sense to me... ๐๐ค Also because she's from patal in the story and that was also another iconic thing that matched with Lakshmi hahahaha
Jogodomba: well duhh obviously because she got that โจspecialโจ connection with Maa Durga as we saw ๐ฟโจ and her husband is named fucking Shonkor so it only made sense right??? ๐ฟ๐
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(I am such a genius no?) so I got my own Shri-Hari-Har-Uma Quad now hahaha ๐
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Also because Shonkor Jogodomba and Upendro were names that sounded bangali enough so I choose them specifically... Kumudini well.. since she's patalnivasini she is a little different then the rest ig...
Yaaa that's it LOL I hope y'all enjoyed it :D and lemme know how you liked it :))))
P.S. this silly doodle I made of Upendro and Shonkor one day hehe

#shaku tells stories#shaku does commentary#thakumar jhuli#rupkothar golpo#banglablr#bengali stories#bengali literature#bengali girl#bengaliblr#stories#desiblr#desi tumblr#shaku answers#uponkor#upendro x shonkor#kumudini x upendro#harihar ref#shonkor#upendro#jogodomba#kumudini#shonkor x jogodomba
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LMAO
I wanted Shonkor to be Shivacoded but ok T_T
Upendro would just need Kumudini to bring out his Vishnucore
LMSKDHDDHHDD HEHE THANKS :3
Btw also take this lmao

Here's some doodle for Upendro and Jogodomba (my Shonkor's wifey) the only two people who can make Shonkor crazy
โจโจ
WHY IS SHONKOR SO VISHNUCORE
GSNSJSJSJD
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG
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Verse 17 Sahasranama.
The little Vamana to Big Trivikrama.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Upendro vamanah pramshuh amogha shuchi roorjitah | Ateendra sangrahah sargo dhrutatma niyamo yamah || โ17โ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Namas from 153 to 164 praise the Vamanavathar of Vishnu.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐153) เฎเฎชเฏเฎจเฏเฎคเฎฟเฎฐ : เฎคเฏเฎตเฏเฎจเฏเฎคเฎฟเฎฐเฎฉเฏ เฎคเฎฎเฏเฎชเฎฟ.Upendra : Devendraโs younger brother.154) เฎตเฎพเฎฎเฎฉ: เฎคเฎฟเฎฐเฏเฎฎเฏเฎฉเฎฟ เฎเฎณเฎฟเฎฏเฎพเฎฒเฏ เฎจเฎฉเฏเฎฎเฏ เฎ
เฎฐเฏเฎณเฏเฎชเฎตเฎฐเฏ.Vamana: The bestower of goodness with divine light155) เฎชเฏเฎฐเฎพเฎฎเฏ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝเฏ : เฎเฎฒเฎเฏเฎเฏเฎเฏเฎฎเฏโฆ

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LMAO but it was Shonkor who was waiting tho... Mukundo is their baby ๐ญ
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Gurrrlll Shonkor and Upendro would love two meet two of my OC pairs:
1st pair: Porbondhor (Porbandhar) Xingha (Singha) and Sondromohon (Chandramohan) Borua (who later rose to a Phukan and then to Gohain. These are basically ranks and positions within the Ahom court). I based them off Arthur and Merlin from the BBC show Merlin. And they're "really good friends" uwu. (They're from around 1300s CE)
2nd pair: Utkarsh and Agastya, and they're a canon couple of a fictional kingdom in ancient India. (They're from around 420 BCE)
OMGGG I CAN SEE
I feel like Porbondhor-Sondromohon and Upendro-Shonkor can vibe so well with their โvery good friendsโ agenda ๐๐ค
They are so similar omgggggggg
And same with Utkarsh and Agastya... ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Tell me a lil lore tho- if you wanna
Shonkor is the extrovert that will do most of thw conversations tho lol... XD
#shonkor#upendro#upendro x shonkor#uponkor#my ocs#sondromohon#porbondhor#what's their ship name?#porbomohon??#utkarsh#agastya#utkarsh x agastya#porbondhor x sondromohon#mutual's oc
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Donno the characters BUT DAMN THEY LOOK SO GOOD AKDJDHDHVEVDH THE POSE OMGGG THE POSE
HariHar as KavehTham
#also im just saying here#there's this old story nook i had#and in one story they got these two very gay ass characters#they got wives nut that's not the point#the point is THEY GAY#and i needed to give them names cuz i planned to re-imagine this whole tale#and i named them upendro and shonkor huehue TvT#hindu mythology#hindu gods#hindu deities#hariharan#shiva x vishnu#lord shiva#shiva#vishnu#lord vishnu#hindu art#hindu myths#hindu god#hinduism#art#mythology art#hindublr#desiblr#genshin impact#kavehtham#alhaitham#kaveh x alhaitham
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Thakumar jhuli meme pt 2

OMG LMAO THIS IS SO REAL ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Poor buddy is gonna be traumatized for life and idk be thankful to maa Durga ig... ๐๐โจ
#thakumar jhuli#rupkothar golpo#oc meme#my ocs#mukundo#shonkor x upendro#upendro x shonkor#shonkor#upendro#upendro x kumudini#kumudini#jogodomba#shonkor x jogodomba
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Here's a cutu sketvhy sketch of Shonkor with chhotu Mukundo (Upendro's son) ๐ฟโจ

More like guess who's back with more Uponkor shit-
AWWWWWW THEYRE SO CUTE AAAAA
Shonkor being the cool uncle he is ofc
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Btw also take this lmao

Here's some doodle for Upendro and Jogodomba (my Shonkor's wifey) the only two people who can make Shonkor crazy
โจโจ
WHY IS SHONKOR SO VISHNUCORE
GSNSJSJSJD
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG
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Lmao it's even funnier with context
the guy eating the macher matha (i call him shonkor) is eating that cuz left guy (upendro is what i call him) would die if he eats that but upendro is upset he doesn't gets to eat that macher matha
Here some more Thakumar Jhuli pictures without context

Step aside Willy boy
Banglar nijer "To be or not to be" achhe!
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LMAO MY MAN IS JUST TRAUMATIZED ๐ญ๐ญ XDDDD
LMAO but it was Shonkor who was waiting tho... Mukundo is their baby ๐ญ
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KSKSKSNSS THANK YOUUUU SO MUCH KANSBSNS :D
I'm loving the narrating game too lol its fun doing it...
Also Upendro is a dumbass but a lovable dumbass ๐ lol
They are all so chaotic amiright heheh
Now tell me the gay montriputro story please๐๐
KSKSJDJDHD NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY ANOTHER FAVOURITE TALE MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok so this story is actually so cute I wanted to retell it in my own ways someday... (nvm im too lazy to get going with anything) and this story's characters also had no names so I thought โhmm since I'm already planning to retell this why not give them brand new names....โ
You might have (or might not have) seen me making some random gay doodlings and showing them to @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong [the uponkor ones lol...] and sometimes I sent one or two pictures from the og book to @randomx123 too ig..?
So this story has 4 main characters... (Well that's what I consider but you can consider 3...) And for the love of god non of them had a fucking name (and a fucking side character had a name ๐๐ค) That's why the names I allotted to them are...
Dun dun dun...
Im revealing them in the narration lol...
Tagging people whom I want to share this crazy story with @randomx123 @jeahreading @krishna-priyatama @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @foreignink @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong @ishaaron-ishaaron-me @stxrrynxghts @desigurlie @crystraniqelle @priestessofuniverse @dwarpharini @shubhadeep385 @hydestudixs @dreamer-in-sleep @aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna @livingtheparadoxlife @groovycynicalcheesecake
Trigger warnings: bitchass people, unfortunately those bitchass people don't die well in this story... sigh, infanticide, homoerotic friendship, divine intervention, snakes, snake dying, snake coming out of nose, turning into stone, talking birds and swearings
So in the starting of the story we are told about this rajkumar Upendro (yes I named him) and his verryyy verryyy verryyyy close โfriendโ the montriputro Shonkor ๐ฟ (I named him too yeahhh)
They are such good โfriendsโ they can't even spend a day without eachother. They grew up together and do everything together eat sleep roaming around. They are literally the do dil ek jaan kinda โfriendsโ. It's a hot topic how close these two are with eachother...
Their โfriendshipโ is so deep Shonkor sometimes falls asleep in Upendro's room and nobody gives a flying fuck about it... Not Even the king. ๐๐ค
(Me interviewing the maids of the palace*
Maids: ohh then they fell asleep together, such good friends I mean...
Me: ๐๐๐ฟโจ yup... Very good friends... ๐โจ)
.....
So whatever back to actually plot
One day Upendro is like
Upendro: yk... I feel like going on some adventures...
Upendro: roaming around the kingdoms... Seeing new things..
Upendro: just you and me...
Shonkor: ...
Shonkor: ok
So yeah, they decided they'd go do Dora the explorer shit in the wild and went away. Just the two of them on their horses and didn't take any men or soldiers with them. ๐
And they roamed around here and there in different kingdoms and places, like those discovery channel dudes.
.....
One day after travelling for long enough they are in a forest and it's getting late. And they come across a BEAUTIFUL lake and it got really clear water like glass.
So our boyfriends besties decides โyeah let's spend the night near this lake on that banyan tree nearbyโ
And they tie their horses at the bottom and then get some water from the lake for hath mukh dhona and drinking and climbs the tree to sleep on it (I have no idea what they were planning to do on those branches or if it's even possible to sleep on branches ๐๐ค)
.......
Now after sometimes a lot of light literally blinds them, like there's too much brightness like my mom's phone screen all over the forest and they are both like o.O trying to figure out where the light came from
And their eyes fall at the lake and they see a bigass snake coming out of it, and it has a BIG mani on it's head (hehehehehehd nag mani lessgoo) which is the source of all the blinding light.
So they see the snake crawling out of the pond and into the forest and under the tree. Snake bbg puts the nagmani down from it's head and below the tree (idk how that even happened considering it has no hands or anything ๐๐)
And then the snake eats up those two pookie horses (MY SHYALAAAAAA NO MY SHYALAAAA ๐ญ๐ญ) and goes away deeper into the forest ๐ฟ๐ฟ blud didn't even try to climb the tree bruhh
So now Upendro and Shonkor are like ๐๐ because one wtf is that giantass snake and two their horses are gone ๐ญ๐ญ (I just really love horses ok!!)
So Shonkor my ultimate gadha climbs down the tree to look at the mani and he just fucking covers that stone with the horse saddle for some weird reasons idfk ๐๐ค and then climbs back next to his boifren
......
So snake dude?dudette? idk comes back after sometime and when it couldn't find it's mani it just makes all those growling sounds like crying and all. Then it fucking dies. ๐ In dispression. ๐ Because it lost it's stone. ๐ (Ykw mood ๐ฟ I'd die too if I lost my favourite stone)
So now Shonkor and Upendro stays awake the entire night on the tree scared shitless ๐ because yeah obviously you don't wanna end up in a anaconda's stomach even if you know it's ded. Like take no chances my boys.
So next morning early in the dawn they come down from the tree and Shonkor picks up the mani from those hiddings to wash it in the lake (why's he always doing the labour Upendro you hypocrite bitch)
And as soon as the mani touches the water it again starts to glowwwwwww ( read it in the you make me glow tune) and they notices a literal PALACE under the lake ๐๐
And they are like โGURL DAMN WHATโ
......
So these gayass bitches decides they wanna know what's in tha palace (like no thoughts of self preservation or safety or anything... ๐๐ค dumbasses)
And they go under the lake and yeah surprise surprise they can breath under water because of the mani ๐ฟ
So whatever... they get under water in that palace and it's really gorgeous and big and a lot of stuff are there like trees and fruits they never heard of, flowers with sweet smells, and ofcourse lots of gemstone and stuff and as expected NO ONE fucking no one's in that palace ๐๐ค
So they get inside the palace (bro that's trespassing where's your poribar's shikkha??) And starts to search all the rooms like some local chor because bruhh ๐
......
Then they suddenly hear some very feminine crying sounds coming from one of the rooms, and ofcourse they are like o.O and go to see what's wrong and comes across the room where the sound is coming from
Inside they see a gorgeous maiden sitting on the GOLDEN bed and sobbing like her world ended (which yeah it did)
And she hears to footsteps and looks up to see those two randomass dude standing there like๐งAnd she's like
Bbg cutie: who are you all? ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: why are you here? ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: go away or the snek will eat you ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: it already ate my mom dad siblings and everyone in this palace ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: only I'm alive now (because of unknown reasons) ๐ญ
Bbg cutie: so go away before you become the 3 course 5 star meal for the snake... ๐ญ๐ญ
So Shonkor is like
Shonkor: girl dw that snek is ded, we killed it :D (where dude? It died from grief stop lying idiot)
Shonkor: see see the mani from its head :D
And he shows her the mani (also Upendro you bitch why tf are you just standing and doing nothing you kamchor lyadkhor harami)
[Ohhh btw I named my bbg Kumudini just because ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ]
So now
Kumudini: umm ok... But who tf ARE you??
Shonkor: ummm I'm Shonkor... You? (Well in the og tale he just says he's montriputro but since I gave him a name he's saying his name ok)
Kumudini: I'm the princess of this place Kumudini ๐ฅน๐ค
Kumudini: will you two go away from here ๐ฅบ (goshhh she's so pookie I love her soo much ahhhhh)
Shonkor: no no! We're here to stay ofcourse :D
Kumudini: omgg yayyy welcome you all will be as comfortable as possible here :D
[I love how Upendro is just standing there like ๐ง while these two chat like he's such a dumb and introverted gadha... I love him so much lmao]
......
So they start to stay in that patal palace (that's how that place is described ok it's said to be patal... cool ig?)
And ig in those days Upendro and Kumudini have their Kuch Kuch Hota Hai moments cuz Shonkor then one days tells her Upendro wants to marry her ๐๐ค
(Lmao imagine the conversation that went between our cookie Shonkor and his adopted introvert Upendro...
Upendro: bhai ๐
Shonkor:
Upendro: setting karwa de ๐
Shonkor:
Upendro: plj ๐
Shonkor:
Shonkor: ok ๐
Upendro: yaayy ilysm ๐ฅน)
And unsurprisingly Kumudini agrees to marry him cuz ofcourse duhh they are in looveee~ ๐
So they get married in that place (idk how they got a purohit tho... Ig allrounder Shonkor became the purohit... Or they simply married without a purohit which is also not at all wrong)
......
Now after somedays Upendro starts to feel homesick because they have been away from there kingdom for SO LONG
So Upendro tells Shonkor that they should go back home but Shonkor is like
Shonkor: yaaa you're right. But idt you two should go like this....
Upendro: wot? woi?
Shonkor: cuz you both are newly married ๐ฟ
He basically tells them both to stay at the patal palace and enjoy their honeymoon while he goes back to their kingdom to get the king daddy to come and fetch them, since Upendro's the prince and he just got married so that would be appropriate.
And so Upendro and Kumudini agrees, while Shonkor tells them bye bye and sets off for home. (Sighh... Things you do for your homoerotic friendship huh)
......
So now Kumudini and Upendro are spending their days well and good in that patal palace.
BUT one day Kumudini was getting really bored in the afternoon while Upendro was giving a mosher moto ghum (this bitch also likes bhat ghum my brother in maa Durga ufff ๐ซ๐ฅน๐ฟโจ)
And she looks at the nagmani kept close by and wonders how the upside world looks like cuz she had NEVER been there in her entire life (you need a guide for your first trip bbg don't do it alone pls)
So she decides โyeah nothing bad will happen I'll just go and come back before hubby wakes up...โ and takes the mani to get out of that lake and wonder around the forest :p ๐โจ
And she goes around admiring the things and all yk typical snow white behaviour, and it makes her really excited and happy because she's seeing all those for the first time in her life.
Then she comes back to the patal palace before Upendro could wake up and acts all normal and happy ๐ telling him nothing (because more gele ke dekhche what's safety what's precautions???)
......
So this shit continues for some days, everyday she goes up and wonders like Dora the explorer during the afternoon and then comes back before Upendro can wake up from his moron ghum and she pretends everything is normal. ๐ฟ๐ฟ
BUT how can they live in peace right? Some crazy shit is bound to happen...
So one day as she was sitting by the lake and just playing with the water like the pookie cookie she is, that kingdom's bitchass rajkumar (the kingdom in whose area that forest falls) was out hunting with some of his equally bitchass friends and they come across the lake and banyan tree. (There's a buri mohila near the tree too, keep that in mind, it will be important to the plot later)
The rajkumar (I'm not naming him I'd just call him bitchass rajkumar) sees Kumudini only once and Kumudini get's scared and just jumps back in the lake and goes back to the palace.
And now dude is like shocked pikachu face because tf happened and he falls back down unconscious because of how GORGEOUS Kumudini is.... ๐๐ฟ (i mean I would too ๐ฟ)
.....
This side Kumudini got REALLY scared so she stopped going out of the lake for some days and just spends her days in patal palace like normal, not wanting to get caught roaming by some randomass men (see everyone is scared of unknown men)
And on the other hand, over there bitchass rajkumar's sakha gang are like โyoo dude wtf happened??โ and they worry for him but all dude could say is โwhere did she go?? where did she go??โ ๐๐๐
So they are like โbeta pagla hoye gacheโ and they take him back to the palace to his father the king. And in a few days bro becomes absolutely bedridden and mad only ever saying โwhere did she go?? where did she goโ ๐๐ค
.....
Now king dude is like โwtf gotta save my baby boyโ and he does what any typical king does when no raj vaidya works... And makes the announcement that whoever can cure the rajkumar and decode who's โsheโ that person will get half the kingdom and the hand in marriage with his daughter the rajkumari ๐ฟ๐โจ
And now nobody fucking knows what to do because who IS โsheโ??? So nobody is able to save rajkumar and the king dude is getting frustrated...
THAT'S WHEN the buri mohila from before randomly appears claiming she knows how to cure the rajkumar and who โsheโ really is...
But ofc nobody believes her not even the king (cuz she got a rastar pagol type er chhele who's called Fokir and everyone thinks she's also pagol like her son) ๐๐๐
But she insists and says she will do it she'd just need a lake side view hut and a bunch of soldiers to help her. And if she succeeds her son must get that half kingdom and the princess' (king dude's daughter not Kumudini don't confuse) hand in marriage... (I first thought she was gonna ask to get married to the princess herself ๐๐ค)
So king dude is like yeah what's there to lose? And agrees to her thinking the buri mohila can't do shit.
......
Then she gets the lake view hut and soldiers and starts to stay there starring at the lake all day.
Now this side after many days Kumudini finally gets the courage to go back outside and gets out of the lake to sit near it. ๐โจ
NOW as soon as she's out in the wild sitting and playing around with the water, that old hag approaches her... And pretends to be friendly telling her not to be scared and anything and dumb dumb blorbo Kumudini agrees and tells her who she is saying she's the patal puri rajkonna and stuff showing her the nagmani.
The buri mohila pretends to be curious and asks to see the mani taking it in her hand and as soon as Kumudini gives it to her like a bokach*** she tells the hidden soldiers to come out and basically kidnap Kumudini ๐๐๐ (that's why you should trust NO ONE in an unknown place)
.....
They kidnap her and take her back to the palace while she's crying and begging them to let her go (too much traumatizing shit goes on in this story trust me)
And the buri is like โdw girl you'll be fine here the rajkumar just wants to see youโ
So in the palace they call the half mad depressed bitchass rajkumar who's still murmuring โwhere did she go?? where did she go??โ and as soon as he sees Kumudini he's like
Bitchass rajkumar: THAT'S HER THAT'S HER THAT'S THE MAIDEN I SAW BACK THEN
Kumudini: just lemme go plssss ๐ญ๐ญ๐
Bitchass rajkumar not even listening to her: you're so gorgeous ahhh I wanna marry you ๐ฅน
Kumudini, trying to save herself: ummm umm I- I can't marry for six months I'm doing a vrat ๐ญ
Bitchass rajkumar: okk bbg I can wait for you for eternity what's six months to that ๐ฉโจโ
(๐๐ that's legit a line from the book ok... ๐ And as much as I like the flirting romantic line he just said he's still a big long smelly piece of shit so I hate him)
......
And now back to patal palace, Upendro wakes up and is in deep depression cuz Kumudini is missing and even the mani that enables them all to get out and inside of lake is missing so he can't even go search for her.
He's literally in pieces, crying himself to madness in that lonely palace (ok yeah bro really loves his wife sigh... I just love him so much)
So now six months are going by and Kumudini is still kept hostage in that bitchass palace.
And this side Shonkor had returned to the lake side after months with those delegation party men and is waiting for Upendro and Kumudini to come out of the lake on the given date and time. But for obvious reasons non of them does that but who's gonna tell that to my baby boy sigh... ๐๐ค
So he and the men he brought wait for them for some days camping in the lake side ๐ฟโจ
......
But then one day he sees some randomass man of that kingdom going by and he asks
Shonkor: yoo dude why is there so much noice in this kingdom?? Is some festival going on?? (Cuz dude's been hearing shanai er awaj for the past days)
Dude: donchu know?? The rajkumar of this kingdom is getting married to the beautiful patal puri rajkonna...
Shonkor: .....
Shonkor: ohhh
(YEAH THOSE FUCKERS ARE FORCING MY GIRL TO GET MARRIED CUZ SIX MONTHS ARE ABOUT TO BE OVER)
And now Shonkor is like.... Damn something sus is going on and decides he'd go and investigate further cuz wtf?!?!
.....
So he goes to the city and just stays as a guest to a randomass brahmin's family to get more info
Shonkor: umm so... I heard the rajkumar is getting married to some patal puri rajkonna... Where did he find her??? ๐
Brahmin dude: ohhh yeah thats a really long story so atleast a year ago.... *tells the entire tale of bitchass rajkumar becoming depressed and muttering โwhere did she go??โ and then buri mohila bringing Kumudini and etc etc*
Shonkor, internally fs: ๐๐๐๐ FUCK- GOTTA SAVE MAH GURL-
Shonkor: ohh umm achha... Ummm
Shonkor: so... Uhhh did the king get his daughter married to that buri mohila's son Fokir as promised...??
Brahmin dude: lmao nahhh that dude is a rastar pagol ahh person idt the king would keep his promise LOL
Shonkor: ahhh damn... How does he looks anyway??
Bhola bhala brahmin dude: hmmmm tbh he looks kinda like you... Just a little more mad and dirty and he roams around in torn clothes and all
Shonkor: ohhhh achha achha well thank you สโ โฟโ ส
......
So next day Shonkor is like dress up bitches โจ๐ฟ๐ and find some chhera fata clothes and becomes Fokir ๐ฟ cuz ofc he's THE FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED personified (he's my shona mona chader kona frrr ahhh)
And then he goes to that psycho bitchass buri's house during the evening cuz well buri must have cataract at that age and won't be able to tell properly if it's her son or some randomass dude ๐
So he goes infront of the buri's house and starts to ๐บ๐บ๐บโจ .... Yes... Dance ๐ฟ๐ฅ
Psycho buri: yoo Fokir you home??
Disguised Shonkor: ..hmm ๐
Psycho buri, rambling on: where tf do you stay you dumbass
Psycho buri: do you even have any idea I fixed your marriage with the rajkonna???
Psycho buri: you'll marry her right??
Disguised Shonkor: ..hmm ๐๐
And then she drags him inside not even knowing that it's not her son because well... As I said it's evening and she got cataract fs
Psycho buri: do you even know how I fixed your marriage??
Disguised Shonkor: ๐๐ ....no...
Pyscho buri: ok so listen...
And she PROUDLY tells him how she kidnapped an innocent maiden just like that and practically held her hostage so that people can force her in a marriage without her consent ๐คก๐คก and then shows him that mani which she kept with her all this time
Shonkor internally: BITCH I WANNA BEAT YOU UP YOU HORRIBLE FUCKING WOMAN- ๐ฅฐ๐ชโก๐ฅ๐น๐โจ (this is legit in the book ok)
Shonkor internally: gotta somehow.. anyhow get that mani out of your hands asap and save my bestie and return back to my boyfriend...
Psycho buri: ykww.... Fokir... You keep this mani with yourself... AND DON'T LOSE IT!
Disguised Shonkor: o.O ok... ๐
Psycho buri: now lessgo to the palace and meet that patal puri rajkonna
Disguised Shonkor: ...hmm
......
So she dresses him up in somewhat bhalo jama kapor and takes him to the palace, where the king dude does some khatir jotno ๐๐ค cuz yeah Fokir is gonna be his ghor jamai afterall... (like bro how tf did this bitch of a man even agreed to get his daughter married to a rastar pagol typa guy?? ๐ญ I hate him so much)
So whatever now Disguised Shonkor looks here and there and when the buri asks what's wrong. He does some ishara to that buri to say โwhere is Kumudiniโ and she goes โohh yeah lets go see herโ and takes him the chambers she's kept locked in.
They go by the gaurds who look at them like ๐คจ but still lets them go cuz yeah one's a madman another's a buri mohila what can they do...
.....
Inside the chamber Kumudini bbg is still crying because ofcourse she would be
Psycho buri: ahh girll why do you keep crying?? You will literally marry the rajkumar he'd be such a nice husband...
Shonkor, internally: BITCH HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW WHY MY PHUL JAISI LADKI IS CRYING YOU'RE THE REASON FOR THIS ๐ฅฐ๐น๐บ๐ฅ๐ช๐
So after sometimes buri mohila was like โlesgo home nowโ but disguised Shonkor refused to go anywhere and just shaked his head.
Buri was like โyeah if this bitch said no then I can not convince him, I'll just let him stay and hangout with Kumudini then...โ
So she left and Fokir looking Shonkor stayed in the room with Kumudini who's still depressed and crying and what not.
.......
So late at night when everyone has already retired to sleep and all
Disguised Shonkor: yoo bestie can you recognise me???
Kumudini: wha- *looking closely* OHHH
then she just breaks down in more tears out of relief ig...
Kumudini: TAKE ME OUT OF HERE BY TONIGHT PLS PLS PLS BESTIE PLS ๐ญ๐
Shonkor, covering her mouth: shhh don't say that
Shonkor: dw da'lin I've found you now and I will get you out I promise ๐ฅน๐ค
Kumudini: okk bestie ๐ฅน๐ฅน
......
Now Disguised Shonkor keeps roaming around the place and doing his โจ๐บdance๐บโจ in front of the gaurd who suspect nothing cause he's a madman and he goes in and out of the palace quite a few time to gain their trust.
THEN when he's sure they will let him do anything he wants, he gets to Kumudini and tells her to dress as a man and then he takes her and they both escape from that hellhole ๐ฟ๐ฟโจ (boi is so smart)
And they FINALLY get to the patal palace under the lake and see that Upendro is literally on the verge of his n'th mental breakdown.
Seeing his boyfriend and wife returning like that Upendro is like o.O And then Kumudini again starts to cry
Kumudini: I'M SORRY I WENT UP WITHOUT INFORMING AND ALL THIS HAPPENED WAHHHH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Upendro: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THO WAHH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Shonkor, awkward thirdwheeling most probably: ..... ๐
Upendro: broooo you're my ultimate broooo come here ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
And then they HUG ๐ฟโจ (and kiss ig)
.....
So now they all decide that โyeah let's get back homeโ (Upendro's kingdom) so they get out of that lake but to their surprise and horror all the people Shonkor brought to fetch them left lmao (like I wouldn't be waiting so long for them either) ๐๐
So they all get disappointed and starts to walk on their own like dumb bitches but obviously gets tired after quite some times so they decide they'd spend the night in that forest under a bigass tree.
......
Now under the tree as Upendro and Kumudini falls asleep and Shonkor is... Idk what he's doing he's just awake for some reasons ig... He hears two birds talking (bengoma bengomi reference yooo ahhh)
Husband birdy: yo wifey yk that montriputro Shonkor did so much to save the rajkonna and rajkumar but it's of no use...
Wife birdy: wot? why??
H. birdy: yeah see so when the king would send elephants and horses to fetch his son and daughter-in-law...
H. birdy: Upendro will fall down while climbing the elephant and die
W. birdy: ๐ what if someone doesn't let him climb the elephant??
H. birdy: ohh he'll be saved then
H. birdy: but then once at the kingdom, the shingho daar of the palace will fall on his head and he'll die
W. birdy: ๐๐ what if he doesn't goes from under the gate??
H. birdy: he will be saved but...
H. birdy: when he sits to eat at the feast, the fish bones from the machher matha would get stuck in his throat and he'd die
W. birdy: ๐๐๐ ...what if he doesn't eats the machher matha??
H. birdy: ohh he'll be saved then
H. birdy: but at night when he'll be sleeping next to Kumudini
H. birdy: a snake will come out of her nose and bite him and he'll die
W. birdy: ๐๐๐๐ what if someone kills the snake before it can bite Upendro??
H. birdy: then he will be saved...
H. birdy: BUT that person can't speak these words to anyone else or they'll become a stone statue
W. birdy: ๐๐๐๐๐ YO WTF
W. birdy: then is there no way to save that person???
H. birdy: yeah there is...
H. birdy: when Kumudini will give birth to her first born child
H. birdy: that first born child must be cut in half and it's blood must be poured on the statue for that person to again become a human
W. birdy: ๐๐๐๐๐๐
.......
So yeah Shonkor listens to those birdies for the entire night ๐๐๐๐ and goes โDAMN GOTTA SAVE MY MAN-โ because obviously he's the greatest โfriendโ ever
Now in the morning Upendro and Kumudini wakes up and they all again start their lalala journey back to the kingdom. ๐
But comes across the king's send men on their way and they are all glad and then Upendro tries to climb the elephant
And Shonkor stops him ๐ฟ
Shonkor: bestie lemme ride the elephant once pls ๐ฅน
Upendro: ...
Upendro: ok :)
Upendro feels a little weird that Shonkor would ask something so out of the blue but lets him take the elephant ride anyway cuz anything for his boyfriend and Shonkor literally saved his and his wife's ass just recently. ๐ฟ๐ฟโจ๐ค
.....
They get back to the kingdom, Upendro on the horse and Shonkor on the elephant (and Kumudini was in the palki ig I forgot lol)
But now when time came to cross the shingho daar
Shonkor: bestie pls break the door na ๐ฅบ
Upendro: ๐๐๐
Upendro: ok
Upendro starts to get a little annoyed but complies with everything Shonkor is asking cuz same reasons he can't deny his boyfriend, especially after he did so much.
So now they are all happy and everything coming back home and blah blah
But the same thing happens while they were eating, Shonkor notices that his boyfriend is served with that bigass rui machher matha and he's like
Shonkor: lemme eat that machher matha bestieee ๐ฅบ
Upendro: uhhhh
Shonkor: yaayyy thanks :3
Atp Upendro had started to get irritated cuz wtf is this son of a bitch (respectfully) doing.... Just because he saved their lives doesn't mean he owns them ๐๐๐๐ค but he still keeps quiet in the public to not cause any chaos.
......
Later time comes and Shonkor is like โok bye darling I'm going home :Dโ (ufsos wo kabhi ho na saka...) but Upendro is still angry and he pretty much ignores his boyfriend... glad that he's finally going home ๐๐ฅน๐ค
BUT BUT BUT my sweet child of heavens Shonkor didn't went to his home... INSTEAD he literally went to Upendro's bedroom in secret and hid under the bed ๐๐๐
๐
Yeah....
So now later Upendro and Kumudini comes to the room and it's said they fall asleep after yk talking and stuff... But we all know that's not what happened right? ๐ฟ๐ (Don't tell me I'm the only dirty minded bitch here I swear-)
......
Once Both Upendro and Kumudini are finally asleep, Shonkor crawls out from under the bed and stands at the corner with his sword like ๐ง๐คบ
Then by midnight he notices some thread like stuff coming out of Kumudini's nose and he gets ready as that stuff slowly becomes a poisonous snek.
As soon as the snek tries to get close to Upendro and bite him, Shonkor is like ๐ก๏ธ๐๐ฉธโ ๏ธ and kills it. But it's blood splashes all over Kumudini ๐๐ค
So this dumbass bitch is like โyeah ykw it would be rude to let her sleep with blood on her face I should maybe clean it.."
BUT while he was trying to wipe of her face, Kumudini startled woke up and started to scream, which in term woke up Upendro ๐๐ค
....
AS SOON AS Upendro is awake he's angry as fuck and starts to cuss at Shonkor ๐โจ
Shonkor: pls don't misunderstand me lemme explain
Upendro: omg leave it Ik how you are
Upendro: you disgusting p.o.s
Shonkor: babe listen-
Upendro: I don't wanna listen
Shonkor: bestie I did it to save YOU
Upendro: SAVE ME? Save me from what? Stop lying
Shonkor: I- I can't say that I'll turn into stone
Upendro: idfc just tell me or I won't believe you EVER
Shonkor: you won't even believe even after I told I'll turn into stone.... ๐ฅบ๐ญ๐
Shonkor: ....ok listen then.... ๐
.....
So now Shonkor starts to narrate whatever he heard from those birdies and both Upendro and Kumudini listens to him intently
By the time he told them about the elephant incident both his legs are stone, but Upendro insisted he continues... And by the time he's done telling till the machher matha incident he's all stone till his neck
Shonkor: you still wanna listen why I was in your room??
Upendro: yeah ofcourse duh I NEED to know the entire thing...
(I mean he got a point ๐ BUT DUDE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TURNING INTO A STONE STATUE BRUH)
Shonkor: ok then ๐
Shonkor: BUT remember if you even want to turn me back... You will need to sacrifice your first born child and drench the statue in it's blood..
Shonkor: now listen....
And he tells them the entire thing and yeah... He's a stone statue now ๐ฟ
Upendro and Kumudini now notices the cut up snake on the floor and they are like โdamn buddy was telling the truth...โ ๐๐
.....
So they both keep Shonkor's statue at a corner in their room from then on...
And soon Kumudini becomes preggo and in an year gives birth to a beautiful baby boy (whom I named Mukundo btw.... :D)
And then both of them are solemnly sitting in their room as Upendro takes little baby Mukundo in his arms and raises his sword AND- yeah... I ain't saying that.... ๐
The blood splashes all over Shonkor and in an instance he's back to normal.
......
The first thing Shonkor sees as he opens his eyes is Kumudini CRYING, SOBBING, SCREAMING IN DESPAIR and Upendro trying to comfort her through his own tears ๐๐
And Shonkor is now is despair and trauma because it's all because of him their baby is dead because of him.
He picks up Mukundo in a piece of cloth and RUNS to his own home, because he remembered his WIFE was a great devotee of maa Durga and perhaps she could help him... (YES YOU PEOPLE ALL THESE WHILE THIS MAN THIS DUDE THIS FUCKER WAS FUCKING MARRIED AND I WAS SHOOK)
But as he reached his home, he didn't knew what to do, so he ties the cloth which had Mukundo in it to the banyan tree in his backyard and goes inside trying to pretend everything is normal ๐๐ค (arre amar gadha reee)
.....
His wife (I named her Jogodomba hehe) is happy that he's back after so much time and it's all going good and well. But soon she starts to notice that something's wrong with her husband (fuck of Shonkor that' my wife, my woman, the love of my life ๐ฟ๐ฟ)
He'd sit quietly all day lost in thoughts and look really guilty and scared and sad and everything.
Jogodomba: hey... what's wrong...
Shonkor: ....nothing....
And she tries to ask him many times for the past days but when she sees nothings working she goes to the mondir to consult maa Durga (all problem one solution maa ๐ฟ๐ฟโจโจ)
Jogodomba: maa maa he's so weird these days he looks so sad and idk something is definitely wrong with that dude of mine... ๐๐ค
Maa Durga: hmm I see... Go ask him tonight what's wrong and tell me tomorrow
Jogodomba: okk (โ โโ แดโ โโ โฟโ )
.....
So FINALLY that night Shonkor at last tells bbg what's the matter as he have a emotional breakdown crying and all and Jogodomba goes to maa Durga the next day and tells everything to her ๐ฟ
Maa Durga: ohh I see ok yeah bring the baby to me I'll revive him :D
And so Shonkor runs back to the tree and brings Mukundo and hands him over to Jogodomba who as soon as puts him near maa Durga's feet is back to being alive and well ๐ฟโจ (Joy Maa Durga ๐โจ๐ฟ)
So now Shonkor runs back to the palace with Mukundo and hands him over to Kumudini and Upendro who are all SUPER GLAD to have their baby back alive and healthy
And Upendro hugs Shonkor crying saying how much of a great โfriendโ he is and how grateful he'd be to Shonkor for the rest of his life (I bet they kissed)
And happily even after Ig...? (Jogodomba is mine tho-)
.......
SOOO THAT'S IT. Amar kotha ti furalo note gach ti muralo....
And I'm so sorry these took sooo fucking long to post ๐ญ๐ค I had been so stressed and busy this week trying to cope with school and shit that I got zero time to type and everything ๐ญ๐ญ
But here's it! The story that I wanted to retell... Hopefully... One day... ๐ฅน๐ค But idk if that will ever happen LOL
So now coming to why I named my characters what I named them...
Shonkor and Upendro: well... They are inspired by Harihar ๐ฟโจ and their โwe are the same we can't live without eachother we are eachother's heartโ propaganda ๐ฟ๐ค lol.... As I was once telling @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong
Kumudini: well... Kumudini means lotus so... Lotus = Kamala, hence Kumudini = Kamala/Lakshmi so Upendro's wife being her made sense to me... ๐๐ค Also because she's from patal in the story and that was also another iconic thing that matched with Lakshmi hahahaha
Jogodomba: well duhh obviously because she got that โจspecialโจ connection with Maa Durga as we saw ๐ฟโจ and her husband is named fucking Shonkor so it only made sense right??? ๐ฟ๐
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(I am such a genius no?) so I got my own Shri-Hari-Har-Uma Quad now hahaha ๐
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Also because Shonkor Jogodomba and Upendro were names that sounded bangali enough so I choose them specifically... Kumudini well.. since she's patalnivasini she is a little different then the rest ig...
Yaaa that's it LOL I hope y'all enjoyed it :D and lemme know how you liked it :))))
P.S. this silly doodle I made of Upendro and Shonkor one day hehe

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