#ur still my scp bestie <3

[wakanai]

Are you okay?

AAAAAAAA HELLO BESTIE!!

SLR. Yesterday was Sunday for me and I was trynna take a break from stuff. RN I'm busy doing something BUT I opened tumblr and I found this and I couldn't resist responding. Yes, I'm okay, thank yew!!!

haha I hope I didn't worry you. I sometimes suddenly go offline which can worry some of my new friends sometimes 😅😅

I'm okay tho!! thank you sm for asking!!<33333333333333333333333

random fact: I sometimes seen zone or respond late to my friends (same with tumblr moots) BUT it doesn't mean I hate them. It just means I'm busy doing something OR I'm tired/not in the mood and will just respond later.

If I don't respond, it's either one of those things.

I really hate non-direct confrontation, so if I have a problem w my friends, I tell them.

So unless I say it to you directly, just assume we're still besties and that I'm probably just sleeping or doing something else 🤭🤭

ILY THOUGH BESTIE!!!

UR THE BEST CAT EVER

mwa mwa mwa <33333333333333

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[arkfeather]

finally read 4197. tell me more about the funny nalka ...... (i WILL be reading the sarkicism hub and im hoping to read most skips linked in the hub but also tbf its Many Info) [lh g]

ARHGGHGHHG!!! [*rips open shirt*]

so the nalka are this religious group who are able to manipulate flesh (this is known as shepherding the flesh or fleshcrafting), they have themes of apotheosis and rebellion and eating gods. they also believe in the ability to perfect oneself and breaking free of the limitations of the body which is where shepherding the flesh comes in (trans rights >:)) they started as a rebellion against the daevite empire. the main characters that most talk about are grand karcist ion(aka ozirmok ion acc to the hub, also the like. the jesus almost of the nalka?? hes very important, he started the nalka), klavigar nadox(the eye guy, associated with knowledge, ions right hand man and or husband), klavigar lovataar(girlboss, associated with reproduction and pleasure, ions evil wife), klavigar saarn(mini girlboss, associated with poison, snakes, and justice, the youngest one), klavigar orok(the big guy, associated with strength, war, and hunting) -> these are the guys most people think of about when they talk about nalka!

also i will be real with you chief!! i do not like the portrayal of the nalka on the main hub, i know scp is a horror series but they vilify the nalka wayyy too much for my taste -_- esp in contrast w/ the mekhanites. its like theyre introducing the christian mindset of good/bad into mekhanites and nalkans when theyre better as equals, but whateves :P the hub is still good for the basics of nalkan culture and terminology!! but i REALLY recommend reading the anthropological approach to sarkicism series!! it has a much more humanizing approach to nalka and is also spooky!!! its long but tbh i consider it worth it. theres also this ref document thats rlly good for anyone just getting into the nalka, has a lot less text than the hub too!! im soo glad ur getting into sarkicism bestie i <3 the funny meat guys <33

[mothpile]

"dont get me started on the other ones" 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

ok i Was goingto go off but then i remembered i think i’ve just said them All on twitter n stuff . so .    it would get repetitive . but ummmmmmmm ok

- the moment the day ends everyone is just all chill. all the scps stop being all evil n stuff bcoz they r like “oh work’s done.” and just vibe. this is why you (the manager) dont have 2 Deal with them still being out the next day. 

- on that note, afterhours usually consists of ppl just chillin. there is activities employees can do 2gether, like book club or smthing (in blue star’s lore there is a note about how these things r Encouraged n stuff SOOOOOO) . abnormalities will join in sometimes . . .

- in fact abnormalities have their own lil groups n stuff . gun trio etc etc .. after hours they hang out . they can have their Own Clubs n stuff  .  yay <3

- also want to say i hc funeral as a dumbass but dumbass in the way like “what kind of animal is pink panther” stuff like that .  i think thats fuuuunny even tho his lore is all Serious n Somber .      der frei is also a dumbass but he’s more quiet so he doesnt speak out n Reveal this as much . red has a braincell but she’ll often ignore it bcoz Attack Kill Violence. 

- speaking of red n having a brain cell, i like to imagine she’s actually like . Good with kids (laetitia, galaxy kid, etc) . kids look up to her coz she looks Soo cool and will basically listen to anything she says. if an employee tells them you shouldnt run with scissors? um cringe lol who would listen to them. oh wait shit red is telling u not to do that? oh fuck u should listen to her she is So smart n cool . 

- unfortunately bcoz all the kids think red is cool they will alwaaaays try 2 hang out with her n stuff but this is sucks for her bcoz she is trying So hard 2 be nothing but angry n stuff. “no shoo shoo go away i need to shift into violence mode stoppppppp awit wait no dont run with scissors . dont do that. you’ll only have one eye like me and then you won’t have depth perception and it sucks i keep getting fucked up thanks to it u better not lose ur eye like that.”

- ...... she also swears around kids bcoz she just rlly Doesnt care.   this makes kids think she’s even Cooler bcoz OOOOOOOO she said the BASTARD WORD.... (laetitia: wow she said the bastard word thats a Swear wow . galaxy kid: what does that even mean. laetitia: idk i was hoping u’d know) 

ok under the cut is ones u cant look at now bcoz u dont know the character ^_^ bcoz u havent met her in game <3

- queen of hatred n red meet up once when they r both suppressing an abno one day . red is left fucking speechless when she sees her bcoz “HUH ???????? HUH ????????????????????? WHAT THEFUCK IS THIS ???????????? HUH ??????????????? ANIME? HUH WUH????????” . 

- ever since then, QoH has just put red as her Sidekick / best friend bcoz Ofc ! usually heros will have their dark backstory bestie who warms up to them and stuff ^_^!

- red gets a crush on her but doenst understand bcoz “hm when she calls me her friend i feel weird about it. “  she brings this up to her trio . funeral has 2 be the one to say like “. wait so u dont Hate her or even dislike her but ur saying u ‘feel weird’ when she calls u her friend and is nice to u . um . red . i think ur gay” and red just immediately goes “. WHAT . “ . 

- red: i know how to deal with this *leaves a note at QoH’s cell that says “GET OUT OF MY FACILITY.”.

- QoH also likes red like that but she’s also just all “oh no this is Totally the Normal Way you should be feeling about your friends! it’s normal to like them romantically . right ?” and her pals (king of greed and knight of despair (who r lesbians bcoz u know what ??? i can just say that. and also think of soooo much oh my god it could b so deep but i cant explain it SORRY </3) anyways they go “ . queen ur gay” n She has her anime esk moment “omg !!!!!!! ive fallen for my bestie O//O” .

-anwyays this is Lesbians inside the facility . <3