#v4mp2re

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@v4mp2re / lodged in the belfry

He winces as the door slides open, releasing a cloud of sterile-smelling steam. He's checked the Cargo Bay, the Lab, the Evil Lab, the Really Evil Lab, and the Emperor's personal spa, and still no sign of those missing weapons. He knows they're here, somewhere -- he wouldn't have come to Planet Z otherwise. Getting in is always a high-risk operation, getting out more so, but the technology that had gone missing from Trade World couldn't be left in Zurg's hands. If only XR had come with him, he could have tracked the energy signal... Buzz can still mostly read it on his wristpad, but he's gotten accustomed to letting his friend lead with his internal sense of direction. No time like the present for brushing up on his tracking skills, he supposes. He slips into the room and is hit again by that antiseptic smell, and something sharper. His nose twitches. Is that battery acid?

"--oh, no..."

[kennergy]

stop flushing my brothá's meds that's how I end up in seattle

 i need to commit toy on toy hate crimes specifically against buzz lightyear. if that inconveniences you, nose - for - achoo, take it up with lawyer barbie.

[xoliyah]

idek

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brotha and brotha's ex-huhsband...

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@v4mp2re​ / grabs you like a chalice

The back room reeked of fryer oil and burned plants. Buzz toed one of the vines away, making a mental note to remind the doctor that, while his help was appreciated, it wasn’t necessary. That was polite, wasn’t it? Polite enough? Well, he’d worry about it later, when they got the lights back on. Just how quickly had NOS-4-A2 drained this place? He hoped Cosmo kept a backup generator, or they were going to be out of luck unless they transferred power from 42 -- and Buzz wasn’t willing to risk that until they had a handle on the vampire.

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fathá said i get to choose the music

“Buzz Lightyear mission log, we are on hour three of Tim Curry’s ‘Anything Can Happen on Halloween’, and I can feel myself slipping. It was nice the first few times, but I-- I can’t-- my training didn’t prepare me for this. When we hit the four hour mark I will be manually lowering my suit’s oxygen level until I fall unconscious.”

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get scared get scared get 20% more scared

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still working on the carrd, but i rewatched some life in the dreamhouse episodes with my beloved @v4mp2re &. there was a whole lot of why the fuck did he do that. so i owe ken an apology for saying he bullshits car talk, as he is responsible for building a sentient AI who can mathematically map outfits and has control of the entire dreamhouse, installing two elevators, creating an entire aquarium that connects to the fucking ocean so that chelsea can have pet dolphins, has a booby trap for the dreamhouse layout that's a giant bald barbie head rolling after you ala indiana jones, KEPT A SECOND DREAMHOUSE IN A CASE IN CASE THE FIRST ONE BLEW UP, INSTALLED AN EVIL BUTTON FOR THE FIRST AI I MENTIONED ??