Name: Spamley
Debut: Ralph Breaks the Internet
Hey, remember the Ralph Breaks the Internet craze of 2018? What a time to be alive! Disney's film about What If The eBay Was A Place was an instant hit, due to the fact that everyone knows the Internet, and everyone wants to see a movie about it! You couldn't stop hearing about it! No wonder it won the Academy Award for best animated film! I think it beat out some movie about spiders, or something...?
Kids today might not remember, because 2018 was so long ago. They're too obsessed with their new age sexymen, like Raymond and the big balls Dwarf. But this movie wouldnt've been the cultural phenomenon it was without one character taking the world by storm: a certain J.P. Spamley!
The Internet fell in love with Spamley at first sight, flooding social media with memes and fan art about the loveable green prick. He rose to the highest ranks of the Tumblr Sex Man for a good while! You couldn't scroll for a few minutes without seeing his catchphrase, "Now's your chance to get rich playing video games!"
What kind of a megacorporation would Gisnep be if it didn't capitalize on Spamley's popularity? So they held a special Spamley Sweepstakes event on November 2019, allowing fans to donate money in honor of Spankley himself! All proceeds would go to Bob Iger and Baby Yoda, and if that's not wholesome, I don't know what is. Those who entered even had a chance of winning WILD prizes, like:
That's it that was the only prize
See him in theatres! This is what Disney told us all to do, and we listened! Little did we know they were doing this to hide a dark secret! If you buy the Blu-ray version of the movie, you can actually manipulate the Scene Select to watch the movie out of order and make some... strange things happen. You can look up a walkthrough online, but the gist of it is making Vanelope kill all the Disney Princesses. Especially Merida. And when you do, you unlock a weird alternate ending...
Spamley NEO is the secret true main antagonist of the film, and he wants to take over Oh My Disney to spread spam and advertisements! No! Not Oh My Disney! Please, for the love of God, NOT OH MY DISNEY!! You have to kill him. You have to destroy your Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet now. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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The time has come for us to reveal this year’s fantastic Fancurie Nominees! Voting’s start date is yet to be decided, but worry not! That doesn’t mean you can’t still show appreciation for your favorites and cheer them on with all your heart. The List is divided up by Category, so if you’re searching for a certain someone, just use ‘Command F’ to search for them :)
These WAN-derful creators and their works have amazed us with all put into them, so please give a (virtual) round of applause for the Nominee List! Click below the cut for the big reveal. Congrats to everyone, we’re ultra happy to have you here!
-Fanseries of the Year-
Blossoming Hearts Precure by AwkwardSauce
Nintendo Precure by PeachieCure
Oceana Precure by Magical Chise
Sweet Nature Precure! by lightning_skyyy
Samurai Flash Pretty Cure by Lulu
Once Upon Precure by letsudraw
Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
-Favorite Fancure-
Hidaka Nao/Cure Sunflower created by AwkwardSauce
Cure Rainy created by StoneUmbrellaArt
Yuanfen Zhao/Cure Fen Hong Se created by FennieAile
Yuki/Cure Platina created by vivipuri
Aleta Acker/Cure Memoria created by Looontoonz.
Mariko Asoda/Cure Action created by Tiffany-chan-123
Vivianna/Cure Loyalty created by *Kalopsia*
Vanelope Von Schmitt/Cure Sweets created by AlliMocha
-Creator of the Year-
PensandHearts
PeachieCure
smellyelly
Just a Melon Pan
Luna Starcatcher/StarcatcherDreams
Aceaeite
Blueskygelato
-Best Fanseries Concept-
Plushies, Childhood, & Found Family - Precious Friends Precure by PensandHearts
Nintendo Games & Franchises - Nintendo Precure by PeachieCure
Ghosts, Spirits, & the Supernatural - Yūrei Attack Precure by Emil162
Hanakotoba (Flower Language), Friendship, & School Life - MagiHana Precure by Just a Melon Pan
Life, Death, Magic, & Sorcery - Viva La Vida Precure by vivipuri
The Internet, Web Safety, & RPG Classes - Digital Pretty Cure by Shirogane Sammy
Technology, Cyberspace, Video Games, & 90s Nostalgia - 8-Bit Pretty Cure by Tiffany-chan-123
Time travel, History, & Learning - TICKTOCK Time Travel Pretty Cure by tomatoteddy
Arcades, Racing Games, & Sweets - Sugar Rush! Pretty Cure by AlliMocha
-Best Team Design-
Divine Horizons Precure by PensandHearts; Drawn by AlliMocha
Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
FunTastic Precure by Magicalbirbart
Magie Musica Precure by Nyamu Utani
Sugar Rush Pretty Cure by AlliMocha
Ahoy! Pirate Precure by nemojokard
DREAMCATCHERS!!!!! Pretty Cure by tomatoteddy
-Best Individual Cure Design-
Cure Delivery created by muffinmoonn
Kusaka Haia/Cure Jewelry created by Neopolitansworld
Meguri Sanzu/Cure Buster created by emil162
Nekoshima Sasha/Cure Prima created by Nyamu Utami
Vivianna/Cure Loyalty created by *Kalopsia*
Nagumo Sara/Cure Cozy created by smellyelly
-Best Mascot/Fairy Design-
Cookie & Cracker from Once Upon A Time! Fairytale Precure by ritsu
Poko-Poko created by Emil162
Cozy Panda from Toy Monster Pretty Cure by nymoonunicat033
Pixelena from Nintendo Precure by PeachieCure
Dinah from Kuni no Alice Precure by Tsuki Usami
Albus from TICKTOCK Time Travel Pretty Cure by tomatoteddy
Nighty from Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
Pinkity Drinkity & Dragon Drinkity from Beauty Guru Precure by nemojokard
-Best Villain Design-
Calla from Blossoming Hearts Precure by AwkwardSauce
Nocturna from Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
Jirai-Keia from Digital Pretty Cure by Shirogane Sammy
Belladonna from 8-Bit Precure by tiffany-chan-123
Voilanna from Presto! Showtime Pretty Cure by VelaNova
-Best Henshin Item Design-
Bloom Box & Floret Keys from Blossoming Hearts Precure by AwkwardSauce
Cure Clocks & PreCharms from Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
MagiHana Crescent from MagiHana Precure by Just a Melon Pan
Angel Juice from Pretty Cure Dream Hospital by MikanYae1278
Precure Storybook from Once Upon Precure by letsudraw
Seasonal Wands & Keys from Nature Shift! Pretty Cure by nemojokard
-Best Logo Design-
Blossoming Hearts Precure by AwkwardSauce)
Stelle Bright Precure by linyu3u
Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
Storytime Pretty Cure by soleilequinoxstories
-Prettiest Cure-
Moritoki Kaname/Cure Bouquet from Crafty Precure by kokoruu
Aberdeen Sloane/Cure Ripple from Fantasia Precure by dolicehearts
Cure Freya from Fairy Dream Precure by aceaeite
Yuki/Cure Platina from Viva La Vida Precure by vivipuri
Yuzuki Maiki/Cure Taffy from Sweet♡Hearts! Pretty Cure! by Tsukiyume Luna
Sakurano Airi/Cure Sweetheart from Yumeiro Pretty Cure by magicalbirbarts
Celestia Mercier/Cure Fantasy from DreamCatchers!! Precure by tomatoteddy
Cure Haunting created by blueskygelato
-Cutest Cure-
Cure Lumine from Dreamy Fantasia Precure by flvtterbvgg
Azuki Inubozaki/Cure Puppy from Pawfect! PetTime Pretty Cure by tomatoteddy
Amu Itogawa/Cure Stitch from Crafty Precure by Kokoruu
Bashira Chifuyu/Cure Salty from Cosmic☆Rays Pretty Cure! by Ellee
Cure Bubble/Aozora Maki from Sweetheart Pretty Cure by dreamnoteprincess
Celestia Mercier/Cure Fantasy from DreamCatchers!! Precure by tomatoteddy
-Coolest Cure-
Takarada Rion/Cure Jewel from Crafty Precure by kokoruu
Meguri Sanzu/Cure Buster from Yurei Attack Pretty Cure by Emil162
Maria/Cure Aurea from Viva la Vida Precure by Vivipuri
Hiroshi Aoyagi/Cure Light from Stelle Bright Precure by linyu3u
Valeria Blackwood/Cure Vampira from Magical Shadows: The Twilight Cures by MissEasChan2009
Tabitha Mathews/Cure Taffy from Sugar Rush Precure by AlliMocha
Kayla Coleman/Cure Puzzle from 8-Bit Pretty Cure! by tiffanychan-123
Lei Sandiego/Cure Spice from Bittersweet X Daydream Precure by AlliMocha
Addie Herrman/Cure Charm from Presto! Precure Showtime!!! by Vela Nova
-Best Lead Cure-
Morimoro Honoka/Cure Rose from Blossoming Hearts Precure by AwkwardSauce
Mochizuki Maika/Cure Reverie from Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
Katelan Jules Valerio/Cure Sleuth from The Precure Investigations by FennieAile
Kato Sora/Cure Lightning from Sweet Nature Precure! by lightning_skyyy
Densetsu Sakura/Cure Future from Digital! Pretty Cure by Shirogane Sammy
Rina Amano/Cure Joyful from Storytime Precure by soleilequinoxstories
-Best Supporting Cure-
Hidaka Nao/Cure Sunflower from Blossoming Hearts Precure by AwkwardSauce
Takumi Kaito/Cure Nalu from Oceana Precure by Magical Chise
Natalie Goldstone/Cure Trainer from Nintendo Precure by PeachieCure
Morino Suzuko/Cure Thunder from Sweet Nature Precure! by lightning_skyyy
Moeka Chibana/Cure Sakura from Samurai Flash Pretty Cure by Megumi Aramaki
Hayashi Naomi/Cure Clover from Sweetheart Pretty Cure by dreamnoteprincess
Yoshimoto Haruhi/Cure Royal from Storytime Precure by soleilequinoxstories
-Best Mascot-
Sayu from Digi Cute Pretty Cure by ShadowmanePX41
Pixelena from Nintendo Precure by PeachieCure
Paon Cat from Digital Precure by Shirogane Sammy
Albus from TICKTOCK Time Travel Pretty Cure by tomatoteddy
Tupper from Nature Shift! Precure by nemojokard
-Best Supporting Character-
Quinn Solace from The Precure Investigation by FennieAile
Princess Dahlia from 8-Bit Pretty Cure by Tiffany-Chan-123
-Best Villain(s)-
Dahlia, Cosmo, & Calla from Blossoming Hearts Precure by AwkwardSauce
The Corrupted Sirens from Oceana Precure by Magical Chise
Delilah from Pawfect Heaven Precure by Ponypanter09
Ran-Ran from Fuwa Power☆Pretty Cure! by smellyelly
-Excellence in Traditional Art-
Haruruism
KentaWong94
KiraKiru
Blueskygelato
-Excellence in Digital Art-
Mahougui
Aceaeite
Just a Melon Pan
kirb/<(=OuO=)>
salsasprecure
AlliMocha
-Excellence in Doll Maker Design-
DreamNotePrincess
MintyBingus
Luna Starcatcher/StarcatcherDreams
tiffany-chan-123
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