#vanilla gp: Valentino

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Bob is training with Valentino

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Tagged by @mototwinkclub - she said I have to do it, and shes the boss of me, so..

1. Are you named after someone? I was named after an Irish princess, that got married in a tower in the county that I live. Fuckin’ ridiculous.

2. When was the last time you cried? A couple of weeks ago.

3. Do you like your handwriting? I don’t really. I have dexterity issues from some nerve damage in my shoulder, and my writing is crap.

4. What is your favorite lunch meal? Ideally, Mc Donalds lol.

5. Do you have kids? I don’t, and I never will.

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I don’t know, people either like me or hate me. I feel you’d have to be very tolerant to be my friend.

7. Do you use sarcasm? I surely do.

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Nope, I had them removed 9 years ago.

9. Would you bungee jump? No fucking way!

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? I like sugary cereal. Frosties or Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Yup, they’re tightly tied so I’d have to lol

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? Not especially, but I try so so hard.

13. What is your favorite ice cream? Just plain old vanilla!

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?  Teeth, randomly enough.

15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? At the moment, my skin.

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Grey pajama pants with storm troopers and death troopers on them. And black slippers.

17. What are you listening to right now? This is Home, by Bryan Lanning.

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I bright blue I think.

19. Favorite smell? I love sweet smells and also the smell of Sudocrem lol

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Some guy at a restaurant where I was booking a table for dinner.

21. Favorite sport to watch? Moto GP! I fucking love it!

22. Hair color? I’m naturally dark blonde, but it’s dyed black as the blackest black.

23. Eye color? Greyish blue.

24. Do you wear contacts? I wear contacts every day I’m leaving my home, so most days. I’m blind as fuck.

25. Favorite food to eat? Right now I’m eating gluten and lactose free, so food is so boring. But if I could eat anything it would be a super soft white bread sandwich with salt and vinegar crisps and ham! Omnomnom!

26. Scary movies or comedy? I don’t watch scary anything, I hate being scared. So comedy.

27. Last movie you watched?

The Book of Life, it was magnificent.

28. What color of shirt are you wearing? A white storm trooper pajama top.

29. Summer or winter? Definitely summer.

30. Hugs or kisses? Ideally, neither.

31. What book are you currently reading? I haven’t read a book in a few years, I don’t have time. The last book I read was What If I’d Never Tried It, Valentino Rossi’s autobiography.

32. Who do you miss right now? I always miss @mototwinkclub when we’re not together. Because she’s the best ever, and I love her so much. She’s so funny and brilliant and wise, I just fucking love her so much. She’s my best friend.

33. What is on your mouse pad? I don’t have a mousepad, it’s 2017 man.

34. What is the last TV program you watched? Hmmm.. does a Champions League football game count? I watched Barcelona v PSG last week.

35. What is the best sound? Sometimes silence, sometimes the rooooar of a motorbike pit lane!

36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Definitely The Beatles.

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Houston Station, Texas.

38. Do you have a special talent? I can change a lot of baby nappies really quick. I work in a creche,  so it’s a skill only relevant to my job.

39. Where were you born? In a maternity hospital that doesn’t exist anymore.

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Ranch life is good for Bob

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Valentino Pancakes

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Bob purchased a horse. But there's not enough space in his current house for all the animals.

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Bob is a slob and has a full time job, so he hired a Ranch Hand to help him care for all his animals. But the animals are still not well cared for!

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That looks painful

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Bob bought a cow, a llama and several chicks

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So Bob and all his animals moved to a big Ranch for all Animals

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Bob is now Single and he's Loving it ❤️

And Valentino has reached Agility level 3 🐎

On the second screen it looks like Valentino is crying 😢 But it's actually just rain drops (well, at least I think so 🤔)

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Bob and Valentino entered their first Endurance Race and were victorious 🏆 🥳

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Oh yes, everyone and everything is dirty. I missed my slob Bob 🙃