#variablespeedlathe

[spiral-wizard]

i formally request you record more baby talk for followers who weren't around in october and also me

omfg i should omG OK WHAT SHOULD I SAY THO

[kitsnickerdoodle]

one reason - I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL /dramatic sobbing

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST PART OF ONE BIG METAPHORICAL ORGY WITH ALL OF YOUR TUMBLR FRIENDS

IT CAN BE SPECIAL IF YOU WANT IT TO

/OBNOXIOUS WINKING

[spiral-wizard]

swoops by CAW CAW three weeks until trip scREECH CAW CAW

I KNOW i'm so excited COO COO

[spiral-wizard]

battle of the ships jade/rose vs jade/fef who will win (jade/fef will win)

they're both winners in my heart

[spiral-wizard]

13 cAW CAW

[spiral-wizard]

solicits u to come tuck me in

i thought that said fuck for a second omfg

[spiral-wizard]

can u list your top five carries of all time for me i'm doing a poll to see if they're all me they're all me right

i don't know any other carries so yes they are all you

even if i did know any other carries they wouldn't beat you u__u;;

[spiral-wizard]

can we ship her with baby mindfang because i wanna see you in baby mindfang cosplay uv u also i bet that'd be cute right

that'd be kawaii omg

i'm gonna wait to see everyone else though i want OPTIONS............

[spiral-wizard]

i am totally going to do a cosplay of her i whisper to the newest homestuck panels

once we ship her with someone i will act accordingly

[spiral-wizard]

ur the hottest pigeon i know and i know a lot of pigeons i'm lying ur the only pigeon i know but ur still a hot pigeon

good if you knew any other pigeons i would get jealous,,,

[spiral-wizard]

america would date u

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spiral-wizard]

i claim this pigeon in the name of aMERICA!!!!!! insert shitty eagle graphic here

[spiral-wizard]

waTCH OUT PIGEON!!!! NOSE BOOP INCOMING!!!!!!!! WATCH URSELF!!!!!!!

but i don't have a nose i have a bEAK pecks u

[bandsaws]

can we wear neon gangster fedora hats while we do this if so you are a genius an absolute visionary i hope you realize when you visit i'm gonna find mimi and jonah where ever they may be and we're gonna tell them to move it nerdos we're gonna tell everyone all the nerdos and then i will show you like four different lakes and sing to you and stare at you

how bout this we drive by in a bright purple car with flame decals and we're blasting something really heavy and we drive EVERYWHERE like on the sidewalks into the other lanes and people honk so we honk back except our horn shouts "MOVW IT NERDOS"

that also sounds very nice