#varric's letters

[beebundt]

just finished first playthrough of da2, thinking about some post-game ship captain isabela and her 2nd hand (and lover)

[kiivg]

.Stay the Night.

[ryuichifoxe]

Reunion

[highinhardtown]

I can never bring myself to Sacrifice Hawke, I can’t stop thinking of Anders, Of Varric, of any of them really. And picturing Varric having to write letters to everyone to let them know just hits real hard.

I claim to own nothing but the text.

Paper/Paper texture are from ibisPaintX

Background is a still of Skyhold

Fonts used are Asul and Berkshire Swash for Varrics Signature.

[notebooks-and-laptops]

Also guys I ordered my first Official Dragon Age Merch recently and I'm really excited for them to arrive. It's just a lil thing and I'll show them off when they get here but also it's my Christmas present to meeeeeee

[mrgabel]

Shout out to @salsedine - I don't know if you can read my scrawling but yes! There is at least one letter which is kind of decipherable.

[shaykai]

Soraan wants letters too goddamnit fjjdjdjdjdjd

[7-oh-ta1]

I think I'm going thru smth I was just listening to music and a line made me think of that scene in inquisition where Hawke's last words are, "Safe harbors, Isabela." and now I'm actually crying abt it bec

[bitalis]

i have no plans of like reading the comic that varric is in so i have 0 context to what’s like going on but it is so funny seeing that solas just left varric a letter like that, like what is happening

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

hmmmmm i wonder who Addie learned the tits out look and the love for bling from

[treecove]

'dear everyone,

varric is right, shits fucked. like worse than kirkwall and thats saying a lot. also im a bit lonly lonlely lonely so you should all come here and make me not lonely. anders wear a disguise though maybe.

love ethan

ps: did i mention the inquisitor is cute?'

[dreadwxlf]

@sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins sent: "Chuckles, be honest about your opinion on my books." ( Varric!! // sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins )

SEND ME “BE HONEST…” WITH A QUESTION YOUR MUSE HAS BEEN DYING TO ASK MINE AND THEY’LL ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

~ " I find your Hard in Hightown series entertaining and well-written, if a bit contrived. However, it is obvious that Swords and Shields was quickly written to be a easily digestible addition to the popular romance genre. " ~

[pinkfey]

when they say kirkwall crew is found family they mean isabela, fenris, and varric

SPEAK YOUR MINDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[jacklyn-flynn]

Varric writes incredible love letters. Naturally.

He's pretty decent at spicy ones too.

Button, 

I hope you're happy with yourself. Bianca is mad at me. I was supposed to take her out shooting after you left this morning but instead, I'm at my desk and she's in a corner. You've put Bianca in the corner. No one has ever put Bianca in a corner. 

You only just left and I can't stand it. Fuck, I could go up to the battlements and probably still see you. Sure, I missed you before, but now that we put the titles to it I feel like I’m in one of my own sappy books. Like I’m some insatiable hero who can’t function without the heroine around. 

Did I let some slimy Orlesian swindle me out of an incredible amount of money for this paper because it has your favorite flower on it? I did. Did I pay extra so that it would smell like them too? Absolutely. Would I do it again? You bet your beautiful, squeezable ass I would. 

It’s hard to stay here and do my job knowing your out there by yourself. Not that you can’t handle yourself. If you can handle me, you can handle yourself. The only thing I hate more than going to an empty bed at night is you going to an empty bed at night. No one to rub those tired feet, massage your aching back, or make that disgusting tea you love. 

Andraste’s canker sores. I can’t even decide between writing you a love letter that will make your heart melt or a filthy, erotic, choose-your-own-adventure of exactly what I want to do to you to make your smalls melt. Do you know how hard it is to write with my cock setting up a tent in my pants big enough for Bull to comfortably take up residence? You know that piercing you like so much? I have to take it out when I’m thinking of you. You get me so hard I can’t stand it. 

You got me all tied up in knots, Lace. So I say again, I hope you’re happy with the consequences of your actions. 

I sure am. 

V

[persephoneggsy]

Inquisitor: How did you become viscount?

Varric: Turns out, if you put enough money into rebuilding a city, they give you just about the worst job they can think of.

Inquisitor: …

Varric: … and Hawke told the city nobles to go fuck themselves when they asked her when she was coming back.

Inquisitor: Ah.

[breadedsinner]

Me trying to figure out the longest possible time Hawke could be AWOL/in the Fade/walking through Ferelden while her husband makes gets the Bad Letter, so they can meet at Skyhold at about the same time