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DCxDP Pokemon-ish idea
Just a silly idea I've been kind of batting around while my hands are busy at work. Everyone is normal humans, their alter egos are their pokemon. So for instance: John Jones has a green Martian for his companion pokemon. The Kents give their children a Superboy or Supergirl for their first pokemon.
The Waynes traditionally give their child a Robin regardless of gender. Robin is the Eevee of this AU because there are several forms it can take. For instance: Dick's Robin evolved into a Nightwing and Tim's Robin evolved into a Red Robin. (This implies Bruce used to have a Robin that evolved into a Batman, which is of course what Damian is aiming for.)
Now obviously Danny's companion is Phantom. Not a Phantom, just Phantom. That's right, he's that kid that caught Zapdos thinking it was a Fearow. Danny comes home with his first pokemon showing it oof all "I caught ghost pokemon!" and showing off his brand shiny new legendary. He's ghost/ice type and knows all these cool moves! (I cannot be arsed to go find attacks that fit Phantom.)
Anyway! All that just to be backstory for this DeadonMain story idea: Phantom and Red Hood like each other, so it's up to them to get their trainers to hook up.
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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.
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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”
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I love very specific cakes
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In a protest against censorship, photographer A.L. Schafer staged this iconic photograph in 1934, violating as many rules as possible in one shot.
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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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Jaguars swimming
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Timmy Turner you say... XD Srsly tho, I was never into Fairly Oddparents but having Danny pull a Timmy is too perfect.
Well a ring pop is candy.
I don't think you can make it look more like a GL ring without losing a bunch of candy. :/ But it's def something I could see happening anyway.
But absolutely Danny is getting help from other teen heroes! Whether it's TT or YJ, Clark is a responsible father who hooked his new son up with a team! And we all know Bruce adopts the most feral gremlins, so whichever Robin is around is def planning the best ways to make the others' suggestions into reality.
Sour Apple Rock Candy
Danny frantically searched as he flew through Metropolis, Clark was in trouble and he needed to get there quick. It didn't take long to find him, collapsed in a heap on a rooftop, an empty power suit nearby, and between Clark and the suit stood Lex Luthor holding a fist sized lump of glowing green crystal. Ugh! This was why it had to be Danny and not any of the others.
Danny’s red boots crunched on the crusty rooftop as he landed next to Clark, "Dad!"
"Nova," Clark gasped out.
"Well, if it isn't Supernova," Luthor said in a voice that sounded too much like Vlad. "Careful there, wouldn't want to get too close to this." He held the ominous crystal higher.
Internally Danny cheered, he knew exactly what he was going to do. Externally though he had to keep his shit together. He made uncomfortable eye contact with Luthor, keeping his face as blank as possible as he walked towards the bald man.
"W-what?! What are you-" Luthor's feet stuttered as he took a few steps back, not nearly quick enough to get back to his power suit before Danny was standing uncomfortably close to him.
"There's something you don't know about me, Luthor," Danny said sternly.
"What?" Luthor asked, clearly having trouble processing what just happened.
Danny leaned forward and opened his mouth wide, then took a bite out of the chunk of kryptonite. He grinned far too wide and let his eyes flash green as he looked up at Luthor, "I'm adopted."
"You're…" Luthor stared blankly at the half eaten crystal in his hand.
Danny straightened and plucked the whole rock right out of Luthor's limp fingers, unhinging his jaw so he could toss the whole thing in. It wasn't easy or fun to do that in his human form, but it was worth it to see Luthor's brain shut down in real time.
"Mmm…" Danny said as he chewed what was essentially ghost rock candy. "Tangy, juicy, fruity… sour apple? Not my favorite flavor."
"You're… adopted…" Luthor said blankly.
"Yup," Danny popped the P, hoping to keep Luthor distracted while Clark recovered. "And this isn't even a recently discovered survivor of Krypton type deal, I'm not Kryptonian."
"Then what are you?" Luthor sounded genuinely curious.
Danny grinned even wider, showing off a row of razor sharp fangs, "Human, of course."
"Human," Luthor sounded like he didn't believe that.
"Born and raised here on Earth, human parents, human friends, red blooded human through and through."
"You are not!"
"Oh Lexie, I can call you Lexie can't I? Oh Lexie," Danny floated up high enough to easily pat Luthor on his bald head, "any human can do this. It's not my fault you haven't unlocked your full potential yet."
"Supernova," Clark said warningly as he grabbed the back of Luthor's shirt and lifted him up, but the twinkle in his eye told Danny he wasn't in any real trouble.
"Feeling better, Dad?"
"Much. Now to just take care of him."
"Put me down this instant!" Luthor demanded.
"Dad, can I keep the robot? I wanna see if it has any more rock candy hidden in it." And take it apart for parts, it would be so much fun to tinker with.
Clark made a show of thinking it over, "Sure, bring it to the Fortress."
"Yes!" Danny did an aerial fist bump before zooming over to his new pet project.
rambling under the read more
So I have an idea for a fic, and then I have an idea for the sequel to this unwritten (not even started yet) fic that's mostly vibes and THIS scene. Considering my track record for finishing longer fics uh... that's probably never happening, so have this scene sans context.
I do think Supernova is too perfect a name for Danny!
Confuses people into thinking he's a Super, which is great when that's his goal!
Space!
It's not just a star or even a dead star, it's specifically a star's death. The moment of a star dying, too perfect for the boy caught eternally between life and death.
For his costume I'm thinking something like the manty-less more modern versions some of the Supers wear. Main color would be navy blue (as opposed to the sapphire blue the rest wear), a yellow starburst outlined in red on his chest, and red boots/gloves (unlike Kryptonians Danny does have fingerprints to worry about). Maybe some yellow accents. He does go out in human form like this so he can spend time hanging out with his new family both in and out of costume. It doesn't hurt his power suite is pretty convincing to anyone who doesn't spend an extended amount of time hanging with Nova. (So other heroes he hangs out with know something, but not everything.)
He can and does still go ghost when needs to lay down a particularly brutal smack down, or when it's something ghost related.
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how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers
People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.
#additionally: who do you think is writing the original content?#did a teenager write star wars? or did a grown ass man?#so why can't a grown ass man write star wars fanfiction????#explain it to me#explain it to me slowly.
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drawing suggestion if you want: little baby man, if he fits he sits, in weird places like cats do. in a tiny box, shoe, pringles can, etc

Genuinely horrifying
Bbys




Huh? What? Huh? no you didn't see anything
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