#ventus.answers

[anemoarchonhoe]

Remember that Venti that would get flustered as hell when EOS!reader showed ankle?

Imagine that Venti in the Bayonetta au, where reader's power offen leaves them almost naked(unless I've sorely misunderstood Bayonetta's hair power)

"Almost naked". Nah, they become completely naked and their privates are almost half-heartedly censored by their hair during their summoning, lol

He shrieked, covered his face red with embarassment. Except both his eyes are peeking through the gaps of his fingers. Pervert.

But Bayo!Reader of course, does not mind one bit. Hell, they'd even do a provocative pose for his enjoyment. And he can't help but quote Rodin.

"Beautiful."

[anemoarchonhoe]

First is does the little one have a name cause my thoughts be that either they (btw I use they/them term for the little one for now) have a name close related to winds or music? And also do venti and eos reader have them during current game timeline or back then cause honestly I do kinda imagine the little baby was there when certain nameless bard.

Please meet Satanael, Barbatos' only son.

"My name is Nemo, though...!"

This little one's true name is Satanael, but you also gave it a mortal name "Nemo", when it was born. Totally not derived from "anemo", and totally not because the orange lines on its outfit reminded you of the clown fish on a certain movie.

That's totally not the case.

The child's pronouns are he/they/it. The child doesn't particularly care much about gender norms. As far as the wisp is concerned, it is simply a "special breeze" born from the union of two deities. At least, that's what Mama told him!

Satanael... or rather, Nemo, was first created 500 years after Venti becomes the archon of freedom and marries you, ascending you to godhood in the process. Created, because you don't possess the reproductive organs that humans have due to being a former elemental monster, unlike Venti, who perfectly replicated the body of his deceased friend thanks to his gnosis. While your ascension to godhood through marriage with an archon allowed you to finally gain a human form, it's not perfect, and lacks a certain organ needed to produce a child. So you and Venti decided to experiment by combining both of your elemental powers to create a living being. If ascending anemo produces crystalflies and descending anemo creates anemo slimes, then wouldn't it be possible to make a being quite similar to both of yourselves through that logic, by create a powerful surge of anemo enough to bring a new elemental being to life?

However, all it managed to create is a powerful ball of anemo that needed to be immediately contained. This is where the story of Barbatos' breath came from. It's not inside a bottle like Diluc thought, it was contained within your body in hopes that you could one day give it an "ego"... a soul, one day.

The opportunity came during the cataclysm, hundreds of years after the initial attempt. You and Dvalin, with Venti's supporting winds, deal a devastating blow to Durin that ultimately defeated it. While Dvalin and Venti had to go to a forced hibernation in order to recuperate, you miraculously remained unscathed by Durin's poison and was able to get near enough to make contact with him as he lays dying in Vindagnyr, soon to be Dragonspine.

"I know you're not evil, dark dragon. So I wish to give you another chance." You told Durin, floating near his head and staring directly in its eyes that's slowly glossing over.

"Would you like to become my child?"

It does its best to look at you, opening its mouth, only able to draw out a pathetic gurgle. Yes, yes! Alas, its throat has been torn by Dvalin's razor sharp teeth, so it could only gurgle its answer before drawing its last breath.

But you understood, so with your divine power, took Durin's soul before it could seep through the leylines and fused it with the massive power you contained within you. And when you released it from your nexus, your Storm Eye... Out came your divine child.

You smiled, holding the newborn wisp on your cupped hands after giving your green ribbon to tie around his neck. He looks up at you.

Then begins to hover.

What a shame that Venti has to wait another 500 years to meet his child.

Thank you @/wheatcak3 for drawing Nemo aaaaaa. Please follow her uwu.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Understandable little Nemo definitely needs to be safe! So I do want to know how venti reaction to meeting his adorable boy and adopted son.

-🎀 anon

Venti would be overjoyed! He would want to hold Nemo in his hand like how the Nameless Bard used to when he himself was but a wisp, but....

Nemo seemed to float away from his hand when he tries to reach out to caress him.

Venti thinks Nemo was simply being shy, so he starts to softly talk to the little guy to encourage him to come closer. But Nemo wasn't being shy.

Poor wisp was overwhelmed to suddenly meet his archon father after hundreds of years. So he zooms to you, diving head first to your chest and squeezing himself in between until nothing but his tiny legs were visible.

Venti looks at you with a pout. You could see how genuinely hurt the bard-god truly is, though, so you walk toward him to hold his hand.

"Nemo was probably overwhelmed. Please dont take it to heart, love."

Venti sighed, smiling sadly. "I know. I probably would feel the same as well."

"Why not try to talk to Dorian? He's been looking at you for a while now."

Venti snapped his head towards where the bio-alchemist was standing, facing away from them. Dorian was taking care of his Fellflower by the window sill, feeding it with raw meat. You could feel his anxiety, surrounding him thickly.

Thankfully, Venti had a much better encounter with his adopted son. Dorian soon relaxes as he continues to converse with the bard, and soon they were both setting off with two fishing rod to get fresh fish for tonight's dinner as well as to bond together.

You get turn to look down at the wisp still wedged in your chest with a huff, and then an understanding smile.

"I know you're overwhelmed, little one. But you're going to have to talk to him soon. I thought you wanted to meet your Papa?"

Nemo wiggles his tiny legs, presumably to get out, but all he succeeds in doing is to squeeze hinself deeper between your breasts. You chuckled and have pity on him, picking him up and seating him on the palm of your hand. You then slightly turn your head behind you, feeling another presence.

"Don't think I won't scold you too for hiding behind the door instead of talking to your father, little doll."

Stepping into the room after being at addressed by you... is the kabukimono.

"I'm sorry, mother."

[anemoarchonhoe]

Imagine Bayo!reader using the demon slave or just wicked weaves and the more sentient demons arguing or teasing the shit outta the characters, Xiao and Chongyun especially. I feel like Hu Tao would have a blast with them and Cloud Retainer would probably study the Umbran clock tower and wartrain Gouon. I think reader would tell Zhongli about the history of the umbra witches and lumen sages and the witch hunts and Shenhe and Ganyu about how they normally beat up angels and the like. And reader just going off one Childe switching weapons out. I feel like Yun Jin and Xinyan would get along with Baal so well.

Oh imagine a normal afternoon with Itto and the gang just chilling and then they see a huge plant monster (Alraune) and a giant butterfly woman (Madama Butterfly) arguing, or just straight up fighting, and reader’s sitting there, power’s activated, wicked weaving, with popcorn rooting for Madama Butterfly to get her lick back. I feel like Itto would be a little shocked seeing other world demons. Imagine reader trying to see if they can use demon slave on HIM

Zhongli just taking a walk through nature and then hearing reader shout some enochian and then a huge sound of a dragon. So then he runs over to see reader dancing around while a giant demon dragon is wrecking havoc on huge group of treasure horders. Then they look at him and wink

This is so long I am so sorry 😭🤚🏾

Lmao imagine Baal (demon frog) and Ei looking at each other like, "omg... same name" and Venti chimes in saying "I like this Baal frog", then losing his mind when he sees Baal Zebul and requesting a duet immediately.

Chongyun and Xiao getting existential crisis over this, but you solve the problem by saying your demons are True Demons while the evil spirits they fight are just some "bootlegs". True Demons only likes to eat angels and doesn't harm humans at all, and that they work with you under a binding contract where they serve you. That set the two of them at ease. You strategically left out the part where your contracted demons will devour your soul should you die in battle. They don't need to know that.

I don't think Bayonetta!Reader would purposely use their demons on anyone in Teyvat unless it's imposter au, but even then, she won't rely on them too much. It's because demons only want angels. Though maybe vision wielders/allogenes could be exceptions since they're kinda like god candidates, and thus have some sort of divinity (vision?) on them, so they qualify as snacks. Archons definitely would be good food, they're of divine origin, and Celestia would be like Teyvat's version of Paradiso.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Please please please-- bayo!reader styling on the impostor in SAGAU PLEASEEE

I saw the post and instantly i got hit with this AHAHA

OMG OMG.

Imagine this:

It's like the Bayonetta vs Joy fight.

You vs. the Impostor, both pointing guns on each other's faces. The acolytes are both frozen in place surrounding you both, confusion evident in their faces as they try to pick out which one is the fake and which one is the real deal. They were only able to snap out of it when the Traveler took off and stood behind you.

"This is the real (Name)!"

You roll your eyes. "Of course I am the real one, shooting star. When have I ever had that gold band floating above my head? And my signature beauty mark? The impostor doesn't have it." You turn to look at the fake. "Were you even trying?"

Then there's silence between you both. The impostor makes their move.

By move, it meant a dance battle.

You let out an "ooh~" and exchanged provocative dance moves. And when you bested the impostor? They lashed out and fought you. But alas, they didn't even last against you and were forced to relinquish their glamor, showing their true form.

Imagine it looked like Jubileus. Then you do a summon chant and use your hair to summon Queen Sheba and everything makes sense to your acolytes now. You're the real deal! After all, according to the ancient records of you, the god of this world can summon beasts and familiars using your hair. How could they have been so blind...?

They hope you could forgive them, but you simply look at them with an eyebrow raised and an impish grin.

"Now, now. While I don't mind this body worship and praise-giving kink you guys have, I'd prefer to be treated like a normal person. Or at least establish a safe word? Too much of a good thing ends up stale and disgusting the more it goes on, darlings."

...What.

[anemoarchonhoe]

The billions of wind babies made me have an idea for sagau where the creator just fucking generates babies with whoever they touch

The babies are actually "generated" with Venti and Venti alone whenever they kiss-

The thousand winds au was made with Consort!Venti in mind.

But that would be wild, though, and gives me some Bloodborne vibes. Like imagine female consort acolytes who want to bear your children getting pregnant just from being inside your church, or you liked them romantically enough to dream of having kids with them and suddenly they're about to give birth one week from now-.

[anemoarchonhoe]

About the yk

Cough, thousand winds au

I feel like the winds, if they are hungry they would literally be like kirby and open the mouth and eat everything in one sitting

On were you gonna eat that extra large steak? Well jokes on you, they already ate it

PLEASE GET WHAT I MEAN IDK ANYMORE 😭

That's cute and all but I imagine them as very picky about food 💀 And the way they eat is like how kittens do? Like kitten licks before gently nibbling on the food offered to them very slowly. The little balls of fluff generally don't even need to eat so they're just eating food that was offered to them by their worshippers to be polite and not to disheartened them. 🥲 They don't even finish it, unless it's soft...

Like almond tofu.

Xiao was the only one to find that out when he shared a second plate of almond tofu with the group that likes to hang around him and ease his karma.

The yaksha was able to sleep without any angry voices of long dead gods plaguing his sleep that night. And so started his daily offering of almond tofu to the fluffballs.

Art related to this ask by @/rea-can-yeet: Link.

[anemoarchonhoe]

WHAT IF...

SAGAU: but you, the All-Creator, decided to recreate Undertale's monster characters and setting to rule over them as their Annoying Dog God so you never have to pick any of Teyvat's nations.

You are gatekeeping your monster country from humans, especially the Fatui.

THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THERE.

ESPECIALY YOU, CHILDE.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Hi! I wanna ask How would the other characters react with eos! reader? Like how venti have a hot Big girlfriend?(cofcofkaeyacofcof)



I accidentally rambled-

Anyway please donate to my kofi account sjsjsj it'd help me a lot with my tuition-

You actually meet Mika first on your way to the city from Dornman Port, pretending to be a lost traveller who has never set foot in the capital city. Mika, though intimidated by your 12-foot tall ass and your sons (they're too beautiful to be real humans...), was a great help in guiding you. He quickly warmed up to you, feeling sorry for misjudging you to be someone malicious when you're so kind to him. He loves your motherly attitude, but he can't take Nemo's pranks and teases so he doesn't get tl interact with you often. Then he gets whisked away by Grandmaster Varka-.

Acting Grandmaster Jean was a little suspicious of you at first, but her suspicions immediately goes out the window when you single-handedly solved Mondstadt's millenia old problem; Ursa the Drake. She immediately tries to recruit you to join the knights, even offering to place you in a high position. You figured it's to strengthen the Knights' political power and to be able to easily fight back against the oppressing of the Fatui, but you dismissed her proposal and joined the Favonius church instead, much to her disappointment.

Diluc obviously was wary of you, so he took it upon himself to secretly tail you around just to see what you were up to. You were aware of it and just slightly peeved, so you moved your residency from the city to Springvale. Sure, it's a hassle going to and fro everyday just to get to the church and to get necessary groceries, but it sure did the trick of tiring Diluc out and leaving you the hell alone. Besides, you were also quite friendly. And so strong. Diluc can remember how effortless you twisted Ursa's head. And you did it so slow too... as if you enjoyed the drake's futile struggles and writhing in pure agony. His approval of you was cemented when you saved his father's life as well as understanding why you didn't join the knights when even Varka was practically on his knees asking you. Whenever you visit the tavern and he's there, he cant help it but be more aware of your presence. Your laugh has a sultry undertone and he could feel his heartbeat more keenly. Just as he's finally resolved to court you, he watches Venti kneeling down to ask for your hand in marriage...

Kaeya couldn't help but whistle at your sheer height. He, too, was wary of you so he watched you interact with people. But even though he's suspicious of you, it's not to the extent of Diluc. Like Diluc? My dear brother, that person is blind. What can a blind person do?

Well, slay a drake alone with a two star second-rate spear, apparently.

His guard immediately goes up at that. But even if you're hostile, how could he ever hope to defeat someone who could kill a dragon with ease? Well, he can always assess your strength by sparring with you. Sadly, you handed his ass back to him. You beat him so hard that he became enamored with you. How did a blind person become such a good fighter?Who taught you? Kaeya befriended you in hopes of finding out your weakness so thaf he can stop you should you become a threat. You treated him with nothing but kindness, and when he was banished by Diluc, you were there to nurse him back to help. You held him close as he cried for the sworn brother and his father's trust that he lost.

And he fell in love with you. Oh, he fell so hard for you.

He kept you at arm's length emotionally. You didn't say anything, but he could feel like you understand. He flirted with you occasionally. You respond playfully sometimes, and Kaeya couldn't help his heart from skipping a few beats when you flash him a rare smile, relishing the jealous glare he gets from Diluc.

...And just when both he and Diluc agreed to finally settle their romantic fight to win your heart by courting you officially, Venti arrives and steals you effortlessly.

Just like that.

"I'm waiting for a bard in green," Kaeya remembered what you said to him once when he was tipsy and you were in his company.

So it was Venti?

Diluc and Kaeya lost both the battle and the war before it even began.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Bro, I know you kind of in a thing... But listen.

Reader as ordinary human with no powers/Creator/Player reader x Barbatos, but his wings is crazy ass sensitive. Whenever you stroke his wings, or gently and playfully pull his feathers he losses his shut RIGHT. THERE. He is a whiney needy melting mess after just a small tag. Legs? What is legs? He doesn't need these, he is ascending just on the power of pleasure... All mushy inside, hiding his face in a crook of readers neck and hugging reader with his wings, while you stroke them.

100% will go for a kiss, while whining... Long one, and if you continue to stroke...

Sometimes it terrifies him, how much power over him you have, while being just a hooman.

And the most scary part is, he does not mind~

I am in a middle of brainrot and I need a hug

SISBSJBSBDIWNWNW IABSIWBSJSBWKW THIS THIS TIIDJGIS THIS

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEBEJEHBD EJBFDN NNNGG LOSIMG MINE FUMCKEN MIND OVER THIS BRAINROT RRRRR GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF AWOOOOO ARF ARF GRRR RRRRR GRRR ARF ARF BORK BORK ARF AWOOGA

You just wanted to feel up his wings and see if his feathers are as soft as they look. One touch and his breath hitches. Couple more and he's reduced to a puddle of mess on your lap. Your fingers trace down his feathers and he's audibly letting out whines and whimpers. Your hands continue to wander down and when your fingertips made contact near the base of his wings, he lets out a sound that had you flustered, so you let up.

"Sorry, did I hurt you?" you immediately ask, trying to mask your embarrassment after hearing him moan.

"No," his voice is muffled due to having buried his face on the crook of your neck. "It... It just felt good. And relaxing." Venti presses himself even closer to you like he wanted to merge your bodies together, his arms wrapped around your neck. "Please, touch my wings more?"

Who are you to deny your god?

He captures your lips with his as soon as your fingers touched his wings again.

[anemoarchonhoe]

EOSR: I am stormbringer, the crusher of mountains, maker of windows, source of orphans, I am-

Venti, drunk as hell: mah widdle pumkin!

EOSR:...I am his little pumpkin.

LMFAO Get out of my head, how did you figure out their dynamic lmao-

EoS!Reader is a simp!!! But a very dangerous one because they can rock your entire world if you dare offend them or their hubby ùwú

I mean, not that it's easy to make Venti pissed. But pray that EoS!Reader never finds out if one plans to slander the Lord of Winds. They can and will obliterate your ass.

Venti won't save you.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Sagau bayonetta reader is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen but i raise you

Dmc5 dante READER X SAGAU

Like they thought bayo darling was hot but DO YOU SEE THIS MAN......hes so cool and i can imagine if it's imposter au reader is in classic dante fashion fucking around and finding out with the acolytes and shrugging off all damage dealt to them

Ei: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

Reader: [has been stabbed and struck by every elemental combination and weapon known to teyvat] try using your boob sword again that one was hot

Ei: RAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!

and i can imagine the actual imposter sitting on the throne is none other than VERGIL

Reader: hey vergil....your days as the "creator" are over [puts hand out] give me the waifus and husbandos

Vergil: if you want them [stands up from white lawn chair throne] then you'll have to take them......but you already knew that

Reader: i had a feeling you'd say that [summons devil sword reader]

Vergil: how many times have we fought

Reader: [rests sword on shoulder] hard to say...it's the only memory i have of us since we were kids

Reader and vergil exchange smirks as the acolytes watch from a safe distance in stunned silence

Reader: time to finish this vergil [steps forward and swings sword in the air] once and for all

Vergil smirks and raises the Yamato to his twin brother/sister and clinks it up with his thumb

Meanwhile the acolytes watching these 2 HANDSOME and SEXY devils try to kill each other to see who will basically own them

I don't know i just thought this would be a fun idea

HSUSNSSKJS I'm a new Bayonetta fan so I'm not yet familiar with DMC but I was planning to watching playthroughs because I see it get mentioned often in Bayonetta videos' comment section.

I will reblog this with a new perspective (and brainrot. lots of it that i go insane) after watching a complete playthrough of Devil May Cry--

[anemoarchonhoe]

So the whole thing with god reader and her one hundred million whisp babies she has with venti. I imagine they just poof into existence and like venti or her just go “oh look, another child” but imagine the first few reader doesn’t acknowledge or know there existence, like she one day is followed by like one or two, a week goes by and she has 10, then another week and it’s 50. And venti knows these are his children, but he kinda just enjoys the confused look on reader face like “why these whisps keep following me around??” And he just replies that it’s because your their mother, and to reader shock he explains y’all have a couple thousand children floating around. Like the first few he realized was his and reader children he was estastic. Didn’t say anything tho, but he talks to them when they visit him. Reader just thought he was talking to the wind or something. Nope, he talking to y’all’s kids you unknowingly had without knowledge of their existence.

Oh, I've written something similar to that in the past.

Here it is if you haven't seen it yet!

[anemoarchonhoe]

WAIT PAUSE (again)

you know that idle venti does of him floating off the ground with the tiny ver of his burst in his hand. imagine him doing that, floating off the ground, just to reach eos's lips to give them a lil kissy (or many!)

it doesnt even stop there, if he wants your attention, that's probably one of the many ways he likes to do so—he floats himself off the ground to just grab your face and turn it to face him and you just see a cute lil >:c on his face and you know it's time to pay attention to your cute husband again

he just does that for literally everything, like he loves it a lot when you yourself pick him up and carry him around but also he likes being a bit of a show off and uses his fancy lil wind powers to make you "swoon and fall for me all over again!!!" (completely unnecessary but the thought counts, right?)

that is all. thank you

-🌷

AAAAAHHHJJ!!! FUCK THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!

This idea got me like

"You're so adorable. I'm falling for you all over again, dear." You told Venti after he stole the 10th kiss from you today, your voice carrying the same energy as the Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing meme. Briefly, you wonder if he's ever planning to break his 100 kiss record.

Venti pouts as he gently lands on the ground, crossing his arms as he looks up at you. "When you're saying it with such a straight face, I'm finding it hard to believe you, Windblume!"

Finally, you smile. It never fails to send the bard's heart stuttering. "I thought it would be funny to say it like that." You finally turn to hold your broom and begin sweeping off the leaves in front of the Cathedral, briefly sending Albert a glare to scram (which the scared man thankfully did, Barbara owes you a cream stew for this favor), before continuing.

"You know you could just use anemo to get it over with, right? Why use a broom and make it hard on yourself?"

I want to have a sense of normalcy, you wanted to say, but instead you reply. "I like the sound the broom and leaves make. Why don't you help me clean your church?"

"Noooo~!" He hugs you from behind like a child about to be forced to interact with a relative he's scared of. "I don't want to work!"

"I'll buy you wine from Cat's Tail."

Venti snatches the extra broom lying around and begins diligently sweeping dirt and leaves, making you shake your head. He's so easy.

Of course, it didn't take long until Venti begins to get bored, huffing softly to himself as he steals a glance at you every two (2) seconds. How can he do the chore swiftly and show off to you at the same time, without losing his Cat's Tail cocktail?

A breeze gently blows, making your veil sway in the direction the wind was going. He suddenly has a brilliant idea.

He steps back a little, puts the broom between his legs, before running as fast and he could and using his anemo power to fly sky high as he laughs merrily. The wind he generated and controlled blew the leaves away swiftly and gathered them into a giant pile. The sudden gust of strong wind caught you off guard and it blows your veil away, exposing your beautiful teal hair with white streaks to Venti's eyes, and he sighs.

You truly are the most beautiful elemental spirit he has ever laid his eyes on.

He gently lands with a wide grin, handing you the broom he was riding early on. You huffed at him for his stunt before smiling to yourself, taking it from him and walking off to put them away.

"Can you find my veil for me?"

"Why hide such a beautiful part of yourself from my eyes?" He floats beside you as you close the door where the church keeps the cleaning supplies.

"You want it off?"

"I want everything off."

If you have eyes, they'd be wide open right now. Silence ensues. Then Venti sputters as he realizes what he had just said, mortified and embarrassed.

"I-I mean!! I do, but– but I mean to say that I wanted you to dress into... something else?"

Laughter spills from your lips and the bard finds himself falling in love all over again. This is already thrice in a row, and he hasn't even seen you turn bashful today!

"Are you asking me out on a date?"

He floats just a little higher and cups your face. "Yes. You've been so busy with church duties and I miss you. I'm your god, yet you don't even take the time to whisper a prayer to me."

You don't even need your special elemental sight to know that he's frowning. You cup his face as well with both of your hands.

"I'm sorry. May I start to recite a prayer to you now, my one and only Lord?"

No fair. You keep making his heart skip a beat without even trying. He's the one who wanted to show off and make you swoon, but it's him who always gets his feet swept up from under him.

"Proceed."

You lean in and whispered your heartfelt prayer to his lips, every subtle touch of your upper lip against his are sending bolts of pleasure down his spine. It feels good but it also feels like torture because the little lip touches just makes him want to pull you in and kiss you fully.

"...Was my apology prayer enough to earn your forgiveness?"

He snaps out of it. He didn't pay much attention to what you were saying because he was too preoccupied with his desire to kiss you. "...No."

"No?"

Venti grinned. "You still have to go on a date with me to properly quell my divine wrath, you know?"

You laughed softly. "Oh Celestia forbid I anger my god. I should change into my best clothes then."

"A kiss before you go?"

You just simpered. "I'd like to save it at the end of the date."

Venti groans loudly as he watched your chuckling form leave, before smiling to himself. Well, time to prepare for your date swiftly before picking you up!

...He still wants to show off to you. Maybe Dvalin could help him out a little?

[anemoarchonhoe]

So glad we all collectively decided that human eos still dwarfs Venti. He deserves his big wife who could easily suffocate him with any part of her body. Also about leaving reader alone for 1000 years, imagine when he wakes up a similar stormterror situation happens except instead of a corrupted dragon destroying everything it's a marital spat between Barbatos and his wife that mildly inconveniences all of Mondstat.

Venti deserves a powerful giant wife that radiates power both in looks and when they show said power. 😤😤 All vision users and even the Traveller quakes in their tiny lil boots when they see Eos!Reader. AS THEY ALL SHOULD!!

Whenever they meet, there's always screaming, crying, perfect storm I can make all the tables turn and very wild stormy winds and rain. There's always that one unfortunate house in Springvale that always, ALWAYS get their roof blown off no matter how secure they nail their roof or how heavy the things they put there to keep it from flying off.

Traveller ends up becoming a marriage counselor instead of being an Honorary Knight in order to reconcile you both. Still ended up stealing the Holy Lyre for Venti because he said, "My beautiful wife only deserves the best music from the best lyre in the world."

[anemoarchonhoe]

You're gonna know exactly who I am by the emote I choose to go by at the end but

PROF VENTI HC LETS GO

• Sees how exhausted you are in his class so he offers to buy you a cup of coffee once all the other students have left the class

• Lets you sleep in his class just not too often

• If he sees you working extra hard, even if you didnt exactly make the mark he'll bump your score just a bit

• gives you little motivational quotes on your paper when he gives them back to you ei;

"Great job! I can tell youve been giving lots of extra efforts!!"

• Eyes light up when you raise your hand because youre obviously his fav is actually sickeningly sweet

• puts your desk either in the front row or in the back next to his

• Tends to bring snacks when its class movie night and shares some with the whole class but "accidentally" gives you a few extra

• Tends to ramble off topic for the whole class and forgets to even hand out assignments

• Hot af sleepy morning voice if you ever catch him early enough in the mornings, he'll even sneak you into the teachers lounge to have coffee with you

"Ehe don't worry! Theyre with me!!"

• He'll say waving off any of the onlooking staff so you both can have a nice start to the day

• Lets you get away with so much omg.. Snacks; phones; switch/video game console (he'll make you play with him if he finds out its a game you both play if you free time)

• If you bring him snacks or coffee in the mornings he will melt, please a cinnamon apple spiced muffin?? For him?? Hes on his knees ! Legit might even bump your grade up a point for it

• The kind of professor youd rather be close friends or even more with, rather then a student/teacher relationship. You feel so safe and relaxed in his class and the only source of anxiety is the bell that brings that bliss to an end, and you can really tell it saddens his with the puppy dog eyes he gives you from a distance

(Okay im all out of brain juice i hope u dont mind me dropping off more Hc here hehe)

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Jokes on you, I already knew who you were as soon as I saw Prof Venti—

AAAAAAAAAH-- I'm in class rn and I'm about to do a presentation in an hour. I really needed this as motivation.

Prof Venti, I will not let you down.