imjustabitodd

[imjustabitodd]

Listen you're a friend of this rich dude, like mega rich you hear. And like this dude likes animals. Even the demihumans (yes this is a world with demihumans/hybrids) to the point his house is like a zoo. Realizing he can't keep em all he gives some away to friends he knows take good care of pets or demihumans.

Lucky you you got a demihuman. Honestly you didn't know what to expect since his text was wayy too vague

"you're one of my best friends right?"

Was the first message he sent..

"unfortunately. What's up"

"yeah you know how I have too many pets and demihumans..? Yeah well I'm giving some away since it got a bit cramped. Prepare your guest room in five hours since they're coming"

That was the last text he sent you. You tried to call him, text him but he was on do not disturb right after he texted you that. Having literally no choice but to accept you prepared the guest room which hasn't been touched in over 420 years.

But finally a text back, a simple "they're here"

Once you open the door you see a big ass cow demihuman. Bovine like legs, cow ears and horns on top of his head. Long white hair with black spots like a cows. Honestly you didn't know what to expect but certainly it wasn't this. You expected a cat hybrid or something. Not a full on cow.

But as a good ghost you brought him to the guest room. introduced yourself and vice versa. Honestly it wasn't that bad with him. Sure the manual your friend gave you was rather vague, like can the dude eat chocolate or will he get poisoned? Does he get infections on his hoofs like how cows do, you honestly didn't want to know or deal with that, having seen too many videos of hoofs getting drained where puss and blood leak out, too gross for your liking. Does he have to wear a horseshoe on his hooves to prevent that? You honestly wished you knew.

But other than that he was a pleasure to have. Quiet to the point you bought bells for him because you can't count the amount of times he's snuck up on you and you felt your soul leave your body. He does try to help around. Being the one who wakes up early in the morning some of your chores being already done because the guy always wakes up at 6 am. When asked he just replies "oh it's nothing... I'm just used to waking that early since that's when the roosters back at the farm would screech, we were right next to the chicken pen so it was extra loud".

Am absolute sweetheart as well. Not burned able to stay too far away from you. Everytime he gets nervous his ears start twitching or he starts scratching his horn.

But of there's one thing you like the most is...

His boobs. Like c'mon his chest is literally humongous, like shoulder boulders, milk jug- aight I'll stop there. But really the first thing you stare at is a man's heart, not your fault his boobs are there

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Bruh.. imagine you got this new top of the model android, exactly your type because you get to choose how they look like. But not their personality because they said "they'd surprise you"

Which should have been your first red flag but you weren't passing down the chance to have a hot af android.

So the day they arrive, super giddly like the cat jumping meme you walk to the door, sign the sketchy as fuck papers, and now you have them! They're in your living room as you set them up, fully charged thankfully and even have all the commands right there.

It's been a few days, you're putting them to do your chores and such. Finally you're starting to get to know the "surprise personality" aka clingy, obsessive and insecure. Like bro turns all the toxic loser boy tricks like

"oh you must be talking to those bits because I'm not enough right?😞" Type shii

You read the manual, he has to be charged every week for like.. 8 hours.

So this is the first week. You're getting the charger ready and just when you put it in you get this message:

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I'm alive.

But anyway. Imagine this. Venti drinks, a lot, and we know that very well. My personal headcannon is that, on the day of the week where his best friend died is the time he gets the most melonholic, staying in angels share a hour after it's closed, diluc has already picked up on this pattern and if he knows you're this annoying bards partner.. well he sends you a letter, if you haven't already picked up the routine of getting him then by now. I imagine it happened on Sunday (don't ask why, I always see Sunday as a "free" day since that's usually when I have no work) walking into the admit able comfy aura of angels share you'll find your green covered bard chugging on his favourite wine while tears prickle his eyes. Depending how long you've been together (if you're immortal like him a century or two ago you'd see him full on sobbing) he'd recognize you even in his drunken stuper. You'll have to carry him, he'd be wayy too wasted and really not in the state to walk. I imagine he's surprisingly light, mostly because I imagine he's able to control his body in a way and because light as wind y'know? But back in track. Once you carry him to bed, maybe even change him in pajamas he'd definitely cling to you (if you're mortal even more so because he knows you'll pass like a breeze. Depending on how close you are, maybe even takes on your body after your passing). The first time this happened he even told you everything, too saddened to hold back secrets, to say you were surprised to figure out you were dating barbatos would be a understatement, maybe would even tell you why he looks like this. And since then, since that day, any secrets are told to you, he knows you won't spill them.

[imjustabitodd]

Me and this small af pencil against the world

Took a hour to draw. My best healer rn Natasha (I will get luocha<3)

[imjustabitodd]

This is for my multilingual gang.

Imagine in sagau whichever voice pack you downloaded is the language that is the same everywhere, of course different nations have their own teyvat language but its similar to how basically everyone knows English. So let's say you have the English voice pack downloaded the characters will know language etc etc. so whenever you speak your native language and don't have the voice pack for it (if it's even in game) they won't understand you. They'd dub it like... Idk a devine celestial language (celestia knows what you're talking about even if you switch language mid speak) and some of the older characters, like let's say zhongli would have deciphered some of it while some have no idea what you're talking about.

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Whenever Noctis couldn't sleep he'd watch you from up in the sky as you do well.. anything. Struggling with your insomnia or actually sleeping. Would watch the convenience store you work at if you had a night shift

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Morning with Noctis.

Moon god Noctis x gn reader

No trigger warning, just fluff

Your brain feels fuzzy, as if a ringing in your ears has just finished and you just got your hearing back.

Trying to open your eyes came in failure as your eyelids were too heavy to stay up, falling close each time you tried to stay awake, as if your own body didn't wish to get up.

The rays of sunlight make the vision behind your eyelids a red colour.

The first thing you finally feel is the arms of the deity who decided you were his long lost lover. Trying to get out of his grasp was met with resistance, him bringing you closer to his body, a leg thrown over yours

"My sea star... Please allow me a few more minutes"

Looking out the window of the room, and the door to the balcony the sky was a beautiful red to purple with popcorn like clouds, something straight out a dream. You're not still dreaming right?

You get proven right when the chill breeze barely touches your skin, like a feathers gentle caress. The cold bit in your skin, making you instinctively go further in the blankets providing you warmth. Barely remembering what led to this.

You remember your insomnia, well and clear, but the rest is foggy after you came home from work..

Work..

Fuck you're going to be late. Trying to stand up from the bed is met with the lithe hands bringing you back in bed. The comfortable bedding is very tempting to lay back down and sleep in, but you can't be late, the boss is a complete prude.

"My starlight, a few minutes..."

"You just said that!"

"And it hasn't been enough minutes.. it's not time for work yet. I know you mortals need to do it.. but a few more minutes please."

Not exactly giving you a choice he drapes you on himself, changing the position so that you're on top of him instead of your back facing his chest. The smell of incense and sand practically fills your nostrils. Although you cant say it isn't exactly unpleasant but you dislike him practically trying to get you fired.

"Unlike someone here. I have a job to work."

"Mhn... Sea star... Being late a couple of minutes won't hurt. You'll be well rested "

Finally deciding to bargain, it's probably the only way to get out of his infuriatingly comfortable grasp. But... With what? He doesn't exactly want money or anything.. actually you know how. Perching yourself on your arms you look at his peacefully closed eyes, the white eyelashes kissing his cheek and contented smile.

"If you let me start my routine and go to work I'll come home early."

That of all things caught his attention. One of his eyes opened looking you eye to eye, the black scalera making the white pupil stand out, like the moon in the night sky, one of his eye brows raise in contemplation.

"A.. tempting offer.. alright, I'll play along with your game."

The lithe arms around your waist finally loosened, giving you place to move freely and get out his grasp if you so wished. Lifting yourself with your hands, finally not smothered to his chest. As you stood up to go start the routine you notice the sleepy deity follow you

"Joining me?"

The only answer you got was a sluggish nod as he entered the bathroom with you. At least he was quiet, not exactly bothering your routine or you yourself. It was actually.. surprisingly peaceful, like sitting down in a fantasy garden to drink tea. Looking in the mirror while you brush your teeth you notice that he's just leaning on the washing machine. Looking at him with a raised eyebrow you realized you didn't exactly have two toothbrushes... Eh he's a deity! He probably doesn't need to. Spitting out the toothpaste and rinsing the brush you notice..

He.

He picked yours up

"Disgusting."

"What? It's just a brush."

The words came out muffled from the pastes throth

"Yeah but, you're using after I did, unsanitary."

All he did was roll his eyes continuing on, without a worry about how clean it was.

Turning on the sink, connecting your hands to bowl the water, splashing the icey cold water on your face, putting on face cream. You don't exactly have time for much. Leaving the bathroom with the deity still not finished.

Opening the wardrobe you start deciding what to wear. Definitely not something especially special, it's a convenience store job for crying out loud.. or just a excuse for your slothness.

Either way, just a t shirt, some pants and a coat incase the weather turns sour. Quickly yelling out your goodbye to the deity you go out the house.

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Now just waiting for when you get off your shift for a good night's sleep curtsy of Noctis

[imjustabitodd]

The Potion prodigy ronove who although has a temper.. likes you??

Fun facts about him: he got that scar after going to get fresh lions mane after the school ran out for you, he will guilt trip you with it.

He really likes big hats and coats.

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Tbh I lowk love giving my yandere OCS on why they're Yan towards you. Like the Yan desciblpe because you took him off the street when he younger. Or or or yandere moon god, Noctis. Because you're the reincarnation of his previous lover (a water deity. This dude has been stuck in my head) like I love doing that. Or for the Yan fae because you asked for HIS name. (I heard asking a fae their name in return is basically a wedding proposal. Although it's been a long time since I got into fae lore so I have sorta forgotten)

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Very little drabble srry I'm not posting tbh.

But imagine having a very influential woman (who's in the mafia but you don't know that yet) always visiting your shop. Could be a bakery or a coffee shop and she always buys the same thing. Chats you up even, makes ya feel kinda special. No you don't know that she has her men follow you around to make sure you don't get hurt, you're her darling after all! One day after a few months of courting you she finally asks you out, everything is finee for the first few months until she confessed she was a mafia boss. But hey you've known her for a year ya can't just break up with her! Is what she says. So you stay, she visits the shop often, keeping a eye on customers, especially threatens some outback if they made you uncomfortable. Everytime she buys something from you she gives way more money than need be. Her pastrie could be like 10 dollars and she'd give you 50.

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Rises the moon

Yandere moon god ig (and gn reader as always)

Warnings: none I think

Word count: almost 1.5k

Insomnia. It's a thing you're rather familiar with, the nights where peaceful slumber evades you. It has been happening for what you think for years now. Constantly awake staring at your ceiling while the moonlight shines in your room.

Tonight was one of those.

Even after you've taken those gummies you were given by a co-worker, saying something that she made them herself or something, you're still here, the same situation as always.. even took her night shift for them because she wouldn't accept money.

"I should have not believed her.."

Taking a deep sigh you get up from your bed, putting on the slippers beside the bed and walk around for a bit. Turning on a movie for background noise, you've been through this charade enough times to know that just laying and hoping to fall asleep is useless. On the TV is some Hallmark Christmas movie, you really couldn't care less, but still you sat down and contemplated on what to do to pass the time for tonight...

"should I make something.. nah I already ate before laying in bed, work? Nope too boring.."

Minutes pass while you are thinking about what to do... Finally deciding to get a breath of fresh air you go to the balcony.. putting a blanket down then sitting on the floor. Watching the stars and the moon, the stars lighten up as if they sensed your appearance. But that's just your imagination, right?

....

You stayed there for god knows how long, it felt like hours while it most likely wasn't even thirty minutes. Just watching as nothing interesting happened, locals passing by beneath the balcony, some noticing you and giving you the moon gods blessings of sleep.

"may Noctis bless your night!"

It felt like the fifteenth time you've heard the saying. Noctis, the ever gentle god that the locals believed in. The one they claimed to have put the moon in the sky and bless you with pleasant nights of dreams or curse you with sleepless nights and nightmares of torture and carnage

"yours too.."

Then silence came, who would have thought there would be no one at 1am?

But as you kept watching the night sky and road down bellow you started to feel drowsy.. finally getting up from the floor and to the bed, forgetting to turn off the tv.

Laying down face first into the pillows, you swear you can cry from happiness from finally getting some sleep after weeks of only relying on hour long naps for a day.

...

Fucking hell. Just when you layed down to sleep the tiredness went away.. as if the moon was the only thing capable of making you drowsy. But you suck it up and keep laying there. Picking up your phone to text the group chat of your friends only to remember. There's no one for you to even talk to anymore, usually you'd talk to your friends at nights like these, knowing they suffered from similar problems but... you had no one, after the falling out you were left in the dust.

Putting the phone face first on the bedside table, feeling the tears well up again, the sting of loneliness never fully fading. Knowing the group you thought was friends with you, suddenly breaking and ditching you was heartbreaking .

Finally one spills over, then another and another. Rubbing your eyes, ridding them of the salty tears until they slightly stung, you felt mentally drained, and sleep finally came.

Feeling cold hands around your waist, a leg on top of your thigh, you look to see who it is, but the face is foggy, covered by long strands of white hair, this isn't your room. It looks too white and comfortable to be yours.

"I'm dreaming.. aren't I."

You realize, a dream of being cuddled in bed, huh you really were lonely... But who was the person holding you, you can't think of a single person you know to have white hair.

"shh... Don't think, my star"

Nor the voice, sounded too soft to be anyone you've known.. but it's just a dream, your brain must have just conjured up a guy. You lay your head back down, him moving the two of you so that your head is on his chest

It was the most peaceful sleep you had.. against a cold chest, hearing the heart thump and thump in a soothing rhythm, even though his body was freezing. You wake up feeling refreshed although missing the coldness of the body, maybe it was the gunmies.

Checking the clock it's.. early, 7am, and you actually got a somewhat healthy amount of sleep. You would have panicked if you weren't working the night shift today. Groggily getting up and going to the bathroom, doing the regular routine. Coming out refreshed for the first time in weeks.

Taking your phone off the bedside table, scrolling through any notification, picking up a book. Really you didn't know what to do, life has been duller after the loss of friends in your life. Merely reading through the pages, this one being a book one of them suggested and would gush about, a romance of sorts. Getting yourself invested in the fake world of laughter and love

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You glance at the window, noticing the night sky up, when did it become night so fast? Checking the time, instantly slamming the book shut and leaving it on the nearest table, you're late. Like, late late. Quickly putting on and buttoning your uniform, running down the rows of stairs upon stairs. Getting in the car and going to the convenience store you work at, knowing you'd likely get scolded in the morning for being late.

Stepping into the store, it's the same as always, white walls, aisles of snacks and other stuff you don't pay attention to, still small and comforting. The only difference being the posters being finally changed. No longer the old, worn out ones where the ink is barely readable, you always wondered why they didn't change them. The new ones promoting moon themed snacks and pastries for the upcoming holiday. The day the moon god put the moon in the sky. You didn't know why it was still a holiday but hey, you weren't complaining, it did make your hours shorter.

No one came except the usuals and a strange dude wearing a robe you honestly thought were pajamas asking if you were favourited by the moon god, honestly the guy was probably on drugs, a business man clearly done with a nightshift who always came for the ice coffee, a blonde woman out for a nightly jog asking for the same brand of chocolate bar, a brunette who always bought a frozen pizza on Saturday and that was it for the night.

Clocking out you take your car keys out of your bag, getting into the comforting warmth of your car, a stark contrast to the cold wind outside. It was a short drive back to the apartment, you did look for a job close to home for a reason.

Having to climb up the rows of stairs because the elevator has been broken for the past week and the landlord being too much of a cheapskate to hire someone to fix it. Making it to your door, taking out your keys with your favourite character as a keychain. home sweet home, although.. some of your clothes on the floor were gone. You must have put them away and forgotten..

You don't question it, just took off your work clothes and put on your pajamas, a simple shirt and whichever pajama pants were closest. Taking more of the "homemade" gummies your co worker gave you and hoping you'd fall asleep, going to your bed and lifting the blankets, still cold but you know you'll quickly warm up..

..

Nothing.. you keep laying in the comforter while sleep avoids you. Eyes darting around the room mindlessly until you saw something move at the corner of your eye, moving your head there all you saw was a human shaped shadow, engulfed in darkness until it took a step forward

A man.. the same man that was in your dream last night. You tried to move but you felt suddenly paralyzed.

"my star, please, there is nothing to worry about. I'm here to help. I've seen you suffer for far too long"

He walked closer, until you were merely a foot apart and he laid down on you with all his weight. You got a better look at him than you did last night, his face was right in front of yours. Ashy skin, moles on his cheek you swear you could see them forming the big Dipper. The long white hair draping over the two of you like a curtain. Black eyes with a white pupil..

"hahh.. it's been decades, my star, I thought your soul officially turned to dust."

You wanted to scream at him, ask him what he meant by that but you felt awfully calm and tired to do so. Eyelids too heavy, as if they were attached to ten pound weights.

"that's it.. fall into the sleep you deserve. Don't worry about anything"

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Serious question but which Victorian male name is the best sounding. Need it for reasons (upcoming fic)

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Just a crack fic because it's test season and I wanna at least post to show I'm alive.

Trigger warning ig: implied mpreg

Yandere seahorse man. Cuz why not.

You're a biologist or maybe just a person who works as a lifeguard and you encountered this seahorse man. Which was absolutely fascinating because usually the hybrid's would be of sharks or regular ahh fish. Had the lower half of a a seahorse top half of a man type jazz (loads of jewelry because I said so, although most of it has oxygenated. Or whatever it's called) and he's blonde (HI3RD taught me to never trust blonde men)

So everything's fine and dandy, you start researching him, although it's difficult since the language barrier but at least he's enthusiastic. Giving you some of his jewelry even. All good. Why the hell is he scaring off the other hybrid's- sadly you can't get that answered... (Duh) And now you have this guy just attached to you. Even dragged you into the ocean to dance with him, the spinly tail wrapped around your leg and twirling you with him in the water type shi.

To finally confront him about his weird behavior you teach him sign language. The answer being some generic Ahh yandere stuff, the "they're trying to steal your love :(".

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Don't mind how his first question after being able to understand you was when you were going to get him pregnant.

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accidentally posted my fae draft--

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Forever together

Fae prince x reader (lowk inspired by acotar and somewhat by me searching fae myths on googs)

And tbh this is bad not my proudest works...

"and then they'll use your bones for their broth!"

The older man was done telling the tale not before making the classic "boo"! Motion, hands then going to his hair, smoothing out the black hair with white streaks the light of the fireplace hitting his skin giving a red tint. Your father..

It was a weekly occurrence to talk about stories of the fae that were hidden among humans in the morning, since you helped him around the small farm your family kept to not go through the forests at the back of your house in fear of wild animals and fae, always making sure the arrows and knives were iron tipped and to never talk to anyone in the woods. (Which why would you?)

Putting on the childish but useful overalls that had some rips and stains showing their tireless use, along with your boots and gloves.

Walking down the stoned path to the little farm, the soft thuds of your boots against grass and the smell of freshly cut grass that soon became the despicable smell of dirt and the grime from the cows. Even though the pen gets changed and cleaned and the cows get washed somehow it always smelled unpleasant. But toughening up you get your watering can and move your small body to business.

Going to the veggies watering them and picking any veggie that was ripe for the taking and throwing out any rotten one.

... It's too quiet. You're already done and dad didn't join halfway through to help out and show you the other farm work and how it's done. Placing down the watering can you start walking back home. And getting in the wooden house looking around, father wasn't inside or home.. calming down your nerves telling yourself that he's just at the shops selling the vegetables from yesterday! Of course it's that...

You decide to stay home until he gets back. Settling next to the fire place after you took off your boots in the hall, laying on the comfy couch, trying to find anything that could entertain you, from reading to using your imagination while staring off into space at the wall..

You start to hear something. A tap tap tap at the window. Worried and hesitant you look out. you see a boy around your age, maybe older, pink hair with a flower crown on him, and elven like ears.

"who are you?"

"oh- I didn't think anyone was home.."

The boy looked away not meeting your gaze a heavy blush on him for some reason

"well... Is there something you need? Uh I can probably help"

"oh that's very kind but i don't want to be a bother"

"no I insist if you're knocking then you must need something, right?"

"fine... I just got lost and wanted to see if there's anyone home here to maybe get myself something to eat."

He looked down in somewhat shame but nevertheless you let him in, having heard your father always tell you to be kind to people. You dragged the boy in through the window by his hands.

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After you gave the boy a snack that was leftover and talked. Somehow he kept avoiding the question about his family but you aren't exactly going to pry much. He was a nice boy although he kept staring at you like he was seeing your soul.

"dad could come home any minute you need to get out"

You say after checking the clock

"ahem before I go may I have your name? You didn't introduce yourself dummy"

"well neither did you! Give me yours as well"

The boy went quiet and looked at you a bit shocked and merely answered with

"Orion"

"it was nice to hang out with you then. I'm [name]"

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Hello! How are you? Are you open for request?

Mhm you can see the masterlist that's pinned if I'm open

[imjustabitodd]

Hi! Could i request some self aware honkai impact au x gn! Reader, please? To be more specifically i want some yandere hcs of the trio (Kiana, Mei and Bronya) after Kiana reach finality. If not you can ignore this if you like!

No problem!

(divider found on Pinterest) and please pardon if it's out of character I just started getting into the game again and I haven't reached the finality stage

KIANA:

To be honest I don't think she or anyone in honkai impact (except ai) thought that the constant feeling of being watched was because they were in a video game. Definitely first thought was maybe it was a honkai beast or something of that sort watching them.

But.. once it got found out what actually was the source all hell breaks loose.

She does get jealous when she gets powercreped by any p2 character and will make her damage always higher than any p2 character. For some reason you can't figure out why and no one seems to be commenting on kianas sudden buff.. same goes for when you put her on the bridge, getting special lines which doesn't just say captain but uses your actual player name.

MEI:

She was definitely more causes of your eyes on her, not trusting you a single bit even when you dodge every attack perfectly or upgrade her to the max.

Although she definitely warmed up a bit when she realized you're not a threat at all.

In the mail you start suddenly getting more stamina replenishers titled "from Mei:" or "Mei's gift to you" and them being different types of foods or goods

(sorry no bronya since I don't know her character that well T_T. And sorry that it's short but just thought of these ideas real quick)