#vlb

[leev444]

was going thru that insta acc ryan dunn daily and like. here are some pics that are not being circulated ENOUGH

[organrs]

uhm hello these photos of bam??? like cunt warning next time.

[waiting4yourcall666]

[haggarrd]

Everybody shut up its,

[asskickedbygirl]

my favourite viva la bam moments i made for my own pleasure <3

[peejsocks]

a little bit of a dating bammy + being part of vlb moodboard

[bloatedandalone04]

Dating Bam Margera would Include:

Headcanons for the loml <3

Warnings : mentions of smut, swearing, kinks, jackass related topics 

- First things first : you started dating when you were 16 and he was 17 (he’s one year older than you)

- He taught you how to skate and even how to do a few tricks on a skateboard

- He definitely got a tattoo for you (a simple outline of a heart with the initial of your first name) after 8 months of dating on his bicep

- He buys you literally everything (even things you really don’t need)

- His favourite thing to do is to leave your neck and shoulders covered in hickeys 

- You moved in with him when you turned 18 and April absolutely adores you (she claims you’re the best thing in her youngest son’s life besides Dunn)

- Speaking of which : you and Dunn became friends pretty quickly and he thinks of you as his little sister

- In your shared bedroom, his pillow is black with HIM printed on it while yours is a simple blue and white pattern (his side of the bed is the one closest to the door like a true gentleman)

- He can’t go more than a week without fucking you into a whimpering mess

- He has somewhat of a biting kink, he quite likes giving gentle bite marks to your collar bones and receiving them on his shoulders

- He proposed to you when he was 21 and you were 20

- You were married by 23/24

- His wedding band begins his obsession with rings and after your wedding day there isn’t a time when his fingers don’t have rings wrapped around them

- He has you star in literally any project he comes up with and you appear in almost every episode of Viva La Bam 

- He calls you baby, babe and dumbass more than he calls you by your actual name

- He considers you the first “female jackass” due to your small stunts in each Jackass film

- You two make out all the time 

- He doesn’t care about the people who are uncomfortable with PDA as he’s usually all over you both inside and outside the house

- He pranks you 24/7

- He let you paint his nails black once when you were feeling sick and he ended up liking the way it looked on him (jackass number two era) and black nails soon became part of his look

- You were beyond annoyed at him when he came home with the brands of dicks and literally almost cried

- You took care of the dick wounds for the next few weeks after that and each time you scolded him on ruining the cutest part of himself 

- To which he’d always reply with “dick farm Dunn ruined it, not me”

- You don’t have a kid until you were 34 and he was 35 and you name your son after Ryan (Dunn being your sons middle name)

- This is when he gives you a new nickname of mama

- A new kink is born

- Bam is high-key obsessed with you 

- You both get tattoos for each other (his second tattoo for you being your first name written in the stem of your favourite flower on his left hip and your tattoo being a simple B.M written in cursive on your left wrist) at ages 24/25

 - You fight, not often, but when you do it’s pretty brutal but nothing you can’t ever get past

- You end up staying together for the rest of your lives, never falling out of love and constantly being around one another

[phoebesbongwater]

stopp bam in a suit being all embarrassed in the viva la bam ep is so cute 😭

[whiteliuwhite]

在施作場地附近遇到了之前很想買的一台車車。還好沒買😌 #vespa #vlb #vintage #piaggio #芮芮妳已經有一台了 #只是不是四角p的 （在 松山機埸） https://www.instagram.com/p/CpqDlWVv9m6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[itspanimi]

this mp4 has been bouncing around different editing softwares and apps since i heard someone made a jackass version so without further ado, i giveth thee: learn the alphabet with viva la bam 🕺 (can you tell i love season 1 and s2 e2 dating don vito)

[r-18g]

so far, i do honestly adore fsr’s portrayal of jalter. she feels closer to og jeanne than how jalter is often portrayed in fgo? like… she feels more like a proper jeanne alter, rather than one influenced by gilles de rais. if that makes sense?

don’t get me wrong, i do enjoy fgo’s jalter! but fsr’s jalter feels much more grounded in the tragedy of jeanne d’arc’s life and death, and that is delicious to me.

[leev444]

*puts him in my pocket and sings songs to him*

[vivaladunn]

fort knoxville is one of the best episodes of a tv show to ever air on television

[waiting4yourcall666]

“what the hell are they doing?” phil was so valid for that

[haggarrd]

so true..

[asskickedbygirl]

Radio Bam - F!Reader Fic

Episode Two

ep one - ep three - ep four

Desc: Episode two of self insert radio bam fic! basically you’re a regular on radio bam.

A/n: high demand part 2 (three people), hope you guys enjoy feel free to give me ideas or suggestions for the next parts in my requests! i will be making this a series!

Warnings: mentions of sex

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Dico: *aaaauuuuughhh* Weeeeelcome to Radio Bam everyone! Haha… on todays episode we got the one, the only, the Dreamseller himself, Brandon Novak. Couldn’t get rid of him if you tried! We also got sir Joe Frantz, Jessie Margera, our own hot pants Y/n, myself Dico aaaaand Baaaaam Margera!

Novak: What the fuck was that supposed to mean?!

Y/n: You’re like a really haggard case of herpes!

Novak: Yeah I bet you would know field fucker!

Y/n: Is this how I’m gonna be referred to as now?

Frantz: It sounds like you fuck fields.

Bam: No she just fucks in fields.

Jess: Oh my god I forgot about that.

Dico: You don’t listen to the show Jessie? If you did you would know my deepest darkest secret was aired out on live radio!

Jess: I have a life Brandon.

Frantz: Was this when a farmer watched you cum in Y/n?

Y/n: You know I don’t think we need to repeat the story.

Dico: Yeah can we not please.

Bam: Too traumatic?

Dico: Too soon.

*room laughs*

Jess: Man that was like ten years ago.

Dico: It’ll never be far enough away.

Novak: Did you guys even date after fucking in a field or what?

Y/n: Nah, we were just friends that wanted to lose our virginities.

Jess: Yeah except you guys acted like fucking idiots for months afterwards and I had to deal with it!

Bam: Oh shit yeah! Working at the movie theatre?

Jess: I was like a child who’s divorced parents wouldn’t speak to each other.

Y/n: Hey it’s not my fault Brandon wouldn’t look me in the eye for at least four months!

Dico: Okay but how did you expect me to redeem myself after an old guy witnessed me orgasming?

Y/n: Hey it was bad for me too! He saw my tits!

Novak: Lucky man.

Y/n: I was sixteen Novak.

Frantz: Wait you guys were like fully naked?

Y/n: No I just had my shirt pulled up. We’re not that weird.

Dico: At least you were wearing a skirt, I had to run away with my ass still hanging out.

Bam: What I wouldn’t pay to see that again.

Dico: Oh shit! Look who’s decided to join us everyone, listeners the one and only Random Hero, Ryan Dunn has entered the building!

Bam: You’re fucking late dickhead!

Ryan: It’s 7:03!

Frantz: Yeah that means we started three minutes ago genius.

Y/n: Professionalism at it’s finest ladies and gentlemen.

Ryan: Alright, alright, settle down weirdos.

Bam: Wait a minute, is this now the second person that’s slept with Y/n to join the show tonight?

Jess: Oh shit!

Y/n: This is not making me look very respectable.

Frantz: There should be a radio show for all the guys Y/n’s fucked.

Y/n: It would just be Dico, Ryan and a bunch of pro skaters.

Novak: Rubbing salt in the wound babe.

Bam: Wait which pro skaters did you fuck? I know of like two.

Y/n: I’m not answering that question on air. I’ve already lost enough self respect.

Dico: That was gone a long time ago.

Novak: Well you know to really hit rock bottom you gotta fuck me.

Y/n: I admire the fact you think I want to hit rock bottom Novak.

Novak: Only way is up babe.

Bam: Well now that Ryan and Y/n are both here, I think it’s time to tell the story of how Y/n got fired from the movie theatre.

Ryan: Oh christ.

Y/n: People I know listen to this Bam! My parents still think I quit!

Frantz: It’s too good to not tell.

Novak: Is this a dirty story?

Bam: Always with Y/n Novak. Always.

Y/n: My reputation is being tarnished.

Dico: What reputation?

Y/n: Enough!

Jess: Are you guys gonna tell the story or do I have to?

Ryan: There isn’t much of a story to tell.

Y/n: I mean for context Ryan and I dated for about a year after high school.

Novak: He stole your girl Dico?

Y/n: I am public domain.

Frantz: Yeah we know.

Novak: This is just hurting my feelings more and more hot pants.

Bam: Can we get back to the story please?

Y/n: Yeah okay so, as we know Dico, Jess and I worked at our local theatre and we could get free tickets so Ryan and I were there pretty often.

Ryan: I’m a cheap date.

Y/n: Well one day we were seeing some dumb movie at like 11pm on a Tuesday so like, ghost town right? No one in the theatre.

Novak: Oh I know where this is going.

Ryan: I think it was Happy Gilmore.

Bam: What?

Ryan: The movie was Happy Gilmore.

Frantz: You guys fucked to an Adam Sandler golf movie?!

Y/n: Way to ruin the suspense Frantz!

Jess: You guys fucking suck at telling stories.

Y/n: Can I continue?

Bam: Go on.

Y/n: Right so, we’re making out and Ryan starts moving my hand down to his crotch.

Ryan: You’re making me sound like a sleaze!

Y/n: Well it’s what happened! Anyways, since I worked there I knew that screen didn’t have any cameras, and if anyone were to go in the projection room they wouldn’t be able to see us cause’ of where we sat so I thought, fuck it! I started jerking him off or whatever.

Ryan: This is humiliating.

Y/n: Well you know it gets worse! I was thinking more and realised, realistically we could fuck and no one would notice. And we’re eighteen and stupid.

Frantz: A common trait for you.

Y/n: Whatever. So I whisper to him ‘do you wanna fuck?’ and he’s game, obviously. So we manoeuvre around and I’m on top and we start… you know.

Novak: Fucking.

Y/n: Thank you Novak. So yeah, but in the mean time I assumed only Dico and Jess were working that night since it was a ghost town. But little did I know, our manager-

Dico: The fart one.

Y/n: Yeah the fart one. He was on shift and he was a tightass that used to do ‘screen checks’ to make sure people aren’t being rowdy or something.

Jess: And to make sure couples aren’t fucking.

Y/n: Yeah that too. So anyways I’m sure everyone knows where I’m going with this, my manager walked in on me riding Ryan.

Dico: In a filthy fucking movie theatre!

Bam: Yeah that place was fucking minging, you guys probably caught a venereal disease from doing that.

Ryan: Probably.

Novak: Do you have some crazy fucking exhibitionist kink Y/n? Why have you been caught fucking by old men TWICE.

Frantz: She’s into other people being into voyeurism.

Y/n: Not funny.

Bam: What even happened after he walked in I forget.

Y/n: I mean I immediately got off Ryan and started apologising and covering myself. He just walked out and told me to come outside of the screen to have ‘a talk’.

Ryan: I had to sit there watching Happy Gilmore while she went outside.

*Room erupts into laughter*

Bam: Why the fuck didn’t you leave with her?!

Ryan: I did not want to look fart man in the eyes.

Y/n: Yeah well while you were enjoying the movie he basically called me a whore and fired me.

Frantz: He called you a whore?

Y/n: Well he said I ‘should be ashamed of my promiscuity’ and that I’m ‘no longer an employee’ and to tell my boyfriend neither of us are welcome back in the theatre.

Novak: You guys got fucking banned?!

Ryan: Big time.

Y/n: Do you think if we went back they would let us in?

Jess: I doubt fart man is still knocking around.

Ryan: Maybe our pictures are hung up on the walls with banned written under them.

Dico: No but we had a thorough staff meeting regarding ‘screen checks’ and why they’re so important after the incident.

Y/n: It’s not like you guys lasted long after I was fired.

Jess: Yeah Dico is not half as good as a coworker as you.

Y/n: Awwwww. You were the best coworker too Jessie!

Novak: Alright stop rubbing each others backs.

Frantz: I feel like that’s the nicest expression I’ve heard Novak use

Novak: Alright sorry, jacking each other off!

Y/n: Been there done that.

Novak: Are you fucking serious?!

Y/n: No.

End.

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