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#vodskall my shining star
riacte · 7 months
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This is one of the more incomprehensible Vodskalls because.... what even is going on here I'm confused??? 😭
Iskall makes an ugly build on purpose and every single hermit is earnestly offering their advice and Wels is trying to name it
Iskall to Wels: I love scifi [instantly muting himself] absolutely HATE scifi it's the worst
Iskall casually explaining his build to Ren and Wels while equally casually engaging in a shooting match with False. He kills her with two hits by the way (she shot first)
False promptly logs off
False calls Iskall an "organic top" and Gem is flabbergasted
False begging for Gem to save her and Gem says "you are beyond my help"
Stress is not here but she whispers to Iskall calling him a troll
Iskall calling Saturn "Saturnus" and refusing to say Uranus (which False says "we need Ren here for the one I'm waiting for"???????)
Iskall says "your bum" to False, she stands there in silence for almost a minute, then bounces away to annoy Ren instead
False and Ren faintly having their conversation in the background of Iskall and Wels trying to name the tower
Wels adds "OD" to the end of his name for Iskall's tower to stand for "Of Doom"
There's one bit in which Gem arrives on a horse and False is there (they're both standing on top of Iskall's chests) and False is rapidly putting on and taking off her head
False calls the tower a turd (Gem: False is on fire this morning)
Wels calls Iskall's chair a "large print toilet handle for people who are clumsy" (Ren invents a "warp cylinder" to suck things up at the bottom)
Ren steals Iskall's toilet design and promotes Gigacorp
It ends with a fade to black and False going "why do we always go back to toilets? I don't know what's going on" which tbh is what happens when you're in a neighbourhood with Ren 💀
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