Dear bugs, stop biting me ^_^
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me sleeping with an unbalanced sleep schedule
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Incomplete list of weird Pokepasta Fandom Telephone things I have seen:
everything about how lost silver was characterized in the early 2010s
fics where Lost Silver took place in a SoulSilver cartridge (against the point of the story but understandable)
fics where Glitchy Red took place in a FireRed cartridge (???????????)
BRVR being pronounced bee-arr-vee-arr (understandable, I did this, it's "bruh-vurr" though)
EEeEE having his espeon parts stitched on, or having killed another Espeon in general (did not happen, EEeEE looks like that because he's stuck between evos)
EEeEE and Lonliness being assumed to be girls (trans rights)
whatever happened with Tommy Boy before the ask blog clarified
everyone just kind of universally deciding the jigglypuff image didn't come from anything and never talking about the Purin's Lullaby arg ever for any reason
Feel free to add more
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oh dear lord what is happening in your inbox. I know we haven't talked in awhile but godspeed leo
THANK YOU VURR im not sure whats going on either but im having fun with it
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Okay one time I was talking to my friend and I was eating at the same time. I also happen to have a strong southern accent. So when I was talking, I wound up saying “Durni-VURR” when referring to Durneviir and my friend will never let me live it down haha
ok i dont know how to say it I'm ngl. I've been pronouncing it Durn-veer like seer? i literally have never met this man and i am Canadian so I'm gonna pronounce it wrong anyways
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keep your day job but don’t quit your daydream you have more time than you think you’re allotted 168 hours every week minus 56 7 days * 8 hours of sleep 112 hours still remain minus 50 hours for that job you hate and to boot it take a hour commute each way “ev-vurr-ree-day” 😒 don’t fret you still got 62 hours left minus 10 hours give or take you still got 50 hours to the face and that time is all you work hard then smart above all uphold truth make calculated bold moves sweat equity is proof talk is boof aloof or vroom lift off or drift off wristwatch.... tick...tock... 5 days a week at your job 2 days to help your business take off don’t lay off them 12 hour shifts on ya laptop in ya living room on a Sunday gone pay off Money Making Monday what it do!! encouragement is fuel pull that 9 to 5 then do a 9 til 2 from worrier to warrior you’re half way there by showing up! Good Morning Dear ☕️📰 (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCA6WTZjOlf/?igshid=1ut6jbfnysley
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I am shaking as I’m typing this
(Probably cuz of the coffee)
but I’m sure I’m gonna post some art later
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I JUST MIGHT ACT A LITTLE CRIMINAL YK!!! >w<
(I got scolded again)
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sort of simon cosplay
idk what was the point of this
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That’s it, I’m done
I’ve never expected anything from me anyway
It’s all what I had in my brain, man
At least I woke up in those days
I moved my limbs I was awake
I’m so done for
I don’t wanna go home
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I had a dream again I went back to 5th grade (help spent most of my days sick) and I was absent because my stomach hurt and I had to take pills to regulate my acid reflux??? it was like history repeating cause it did happen. Bruh why is my brain doing this. sometimes my memory haunts me more than it should
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