#wait omg slytherin mafias??

[obxsprincess]

ANGEL, MY DARLING 💞

ah, you got me there, it's always been yours 🤧 got ur name written all over it in sparkly ink.

simon made me weak in the knees but anthony made me go absolutely FERAL. n kate is my BELOVED, the icon, the viscountess herself, she's the dream-

n YES YES YES, that man is ALL OVER my fop (and I want him all over me)- go especially feral for slytherin mafia aus 🤭

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DOVE MY PRETTY 💖 sparkly pink ink, cursive letters n a heart for the i

OMG YESSS ! I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be her or date her jfcmjfvsf (very much both-)

bae the shower scene omfgggg its all my fyp is 😩 all the slytherin boys have my heart racing (and smt else purring-) matteo, theo, draco, blaise UGH- kidnap me- I mean whattttt

[relatablehogwarts]

Overthinking: House Edition

Gryffindor: OMG WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG TO MAKE THEM NOT LIKE ME WHAT IF I TRIP AND FALL WHAT IF I MAKE A WRONG MOVE WHAT IF PEOPLE DON’T GET MY SENSE OF HUMOUR AND I END UP PISSING OFF SOMEONE IMPORTANT, GETTING REPORTED THEN ARRESTED AND FRAMED FOR MURDER?!?!??!?! WHAT IF--

Hufflepuff: Oh no I am going to die. No im not... yes I am??? I’m going to do everything wrong oh no just smile and wave, everyone is looking at you. Are you supposed to be doing a presentation right now??? Oh no I am going to fail. This is not good. wait until my friends hear about this, they’ll be so disappointed in me and our friendship will end, then I’ll be left all alone with my thoughts oh no not good-

Ravenclaw: [insert any worst-case scenario here] and then after all that happens I won’t be able to adjust to my regular life again out of prison, if I even get out since the Mafia is after me

Slytherin: Oh nO- I am going to embarrass my friends, people who are already my enemies will hate me more, I’ll be too preoccupied to fight back if something happens- Something will go terribly wrong, I just dON’T KNOW WHAT YET