#walmartposting

[flowersandcandy06]

Holy FUCK so apparently a lot of stuff happened while I was asleep and away from the stream so uhh brief recap?

Stream reached over a 1000+ viewers while I was away 💔

Some news articles were already written by some journalists or whatever, you can probably find them somewhere if you look hard enough

And the most heartbreaking one:

THE STREAM GOT TAKEN DOWN ALONGSIDE THE CHANNEL (I think?) 😭😭😭

It also got popular on Twitter and it already has some art made out of it or in celebration of it, so here's some picks from the discord server

Very awesome indeed 👍 Walmart00012 Hatsune Miku Collab concert when

[lonelyplanetfag]

thank you walmart butches in god awful pride shirts i lvoe you

[high-theyre-frendough]

Is it just me or is “I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU” a double meaning that probably shouldn’t be on a shirt intended to be worn by extremely young girls?

The pajama set with the chocolate dipped strawberries is cute though.

[richard2477]

#Walmartposting https://www.instagram.com/p/BzfAgQaBRVe/?igshid=4dr3fo66ijp4

[flowersandcandy06]

I am so terribly sorry for Walmart stream posting but I am so invested in this dumb little internet thing that I just can't stop now

..anyways here's a Walmart purgatory while we all wait for the new stream, lol

[flowersandcandy06]

Walmartposting again (sorry)

Og Walmart stream is back ON (there were others that popped up since the last one I've posted about, like the Fred Meyer's one and Costco and so much more brvebrv), however the camera for the laptop is severely fucked up (as shown once you click on the link lmao) so yea 👍👍

We are so back? We are SO back >B)

[flowersandcandy06]

THERES A SAMS CLUB STREAM ON TWITCH NOW??? WHAT

This Walmartposting lore is getting inSANE dude wowza

[flowersandcandy06]

Hi I'm Walmart posting again uh

NEW WALMART STREAM IS UP ON YOUTUBE HOLY CRAP *shot dead in bricktown okc (real)*

Here's the link if you're curious lol 👍👍👍

[flowersandcandy06]

Update on the Walmart streams:

Ok so the streams from here on out are gonna be on YouTube or something, but we'll have to wait until tomorrow they said so

Who up staying in the Walmart purgatory great value room with me- [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

Also some more funnies

[flowersandcandy06]

Came back from watching that insane Walmart stream so here are some screenshots I took lol

[high-theyre-frendough]

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[high-theyre-frendough]

I was looking at this and a woman asked me about it for some reason and I panicked and explained it is for cooking and you’re not supposed to eat it all at once cause it is for like melting on pastries or candy or whatever.

[high-theyre-frendough]

Why would you eat this?

[high-theyre-frendough]

looking at all the kids toys and stuff on clearance and mad cause i wasn’t allowed to have any of that shit as a kid. i got a bike at some point and was punished for it. that’s it :/

[high-theyre-frendough]

I’m amused by how immediately after Christmas Walmart is selling ornament boxes.

[high-theyre-frendough]

My gf got me new shoes!! I am so happy. They are sneakers. It doesn’t feel like I’m just walking on the ground. I have support!!!!