#warharmmer

[recreationalprozac]

so i hooked with a guy (straight) (off-tinder) yesterday and. imagine a pagliacci six-foot-six sad ex-theater tech sad engineer man who only owns warharmmer books (threw out all the rest) and you go back to his place in oakland after coffee date (you manage to keep the convo going but there is some dead air cuz he keeps intellectually negging you) and he doesn't watch tv or movies or aforementionedly read and says he's into synthwave soundscapes but that just means synth covers of pop songs while you stare at him for a while and then ask "wanna make out"

so you do and he wants you to take your shirt off in the window (voyeurism) and he tries to get you by jacking you essentially but you really can't cuz u already came that morning and you give him a handy too but he cums in like 5 minutes of you touching his penis (average to bigger size) and so he drives you home (taking an inadverdant route past where ur ex lives) which only makes you want a cigarette real bad but you go home STILL HORNY and confess this to your roommates over a joint

all in all not the worst hookup ever but this can't be it. i was still girl-moding thru all of this btw

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[coolkidsstayyoung99]

The children of Lord Gendry and Lady Arya Baratheon

I.  Eddard Baratheon / The Black Stag

The oldest son of Arya Stark and the legitimized Gendry Baratheon. Eddard or ‘’Eddie’’ like his sister call him, was named like that in honor of his late grandfather Eddad Stark which his mother loved so much. Eddard inherited the Baratheon eyes and dark hair. Though he is skilled with a sword he’d rather use a bow and arrows. He is a young man of principle, being patient, noble and just exactly like his grandfather honorable and humble. Though a natural leader, Eddard can be plagued by doubt and criticized himself whenever he makes an error. There are notables similarities between Eddard and his cousin Daemon as: their strong sense of justice and fairness, their loyalty to their family and friends, and the fact that they’re both natural leaders but a difference of his cousin, he has a moderate sense of humor and gets more laid-back more often. He likes to walk and explore all the lands in Storm’s End when he is not study and teaching his little sister Ellena how to use the sword. 

II. Steffon Baratheon / The Strong Blacksmith 

Steffon was the only one out of his siblings that was interested in blacksmithing like their father. Skilled in making any weapon Steffon has a kind-hearted and is a hard working boy. He enjoy making weapons in the Storm’s End forges with his father and believes that making swords and  warhammer are more easy than dealing with ‘’bigger things’’ and because of that he always has his hand all dirty and rough. He also inherited the Baratheon blue eyes and dark hair. Known for being very humorous and easygoing he is the easiest to get long out of his siblings. He is quite popular with the smallfolk due his work in the forges, friendly ways and charisma. Since Steffon likes to spend time in the forges he knows all the weapons and how to use them, but his favorite sword is the first one he did. He spent days and nights trying to get the prefect sword that even his father began to worry, but he always finishes his works perfectly. Steffon has been such a good blacksmith that it is believed that even his father says that he has overcome it him. And the only thing besides that is spending time with all his brothers.

III. Robb Baratheon / The Wild Thing

Robb is the combination of the Starks and Baratheons. He has the dark hair and grey eyes, as same his brother. Robb is strong, honest and brave but headstrong and rash which he inheretd from his grandfather Robert. He’s also hot-blooded, is described as originating from “the wolf blood” that his great uncle Brandon had it. That’s why he is the only child to have a direwolf, which his name is Orys, like the founder. Robb shared this trait with his cousin Rickon, and since the two have the same conditions, they support each other all the time and, as time goes by, they became better friends. Robb is the best swordman among his siblings and an excellent jouster. And although he is excellent with the sword, his favorite weapon is the warharmmer that his brother Steffon forge in his birthday. Because of his personality it is difficult to deal with him, since he tends to be like an animal that if he gets angry becomes wild. Brave and proud takes him to almost always have problems, but since the past is learned, his family and friends are always there to guide him and to control him when he does something wrong. Although Robb is not a boy for easy courtesies, he is very good boy and loving to his family, and especially with his shy twin brother Ryle, that he feel he needs to protect from strangers, and because of that he likes to rider with him.

IV. Ryle Baratheon / The Wise Soul

Although Robb and Ryle were twins, they were completely different. While Robb was stubborn and reckless, Ryle was quiet, reserved and a bit shy. When they were born all were surprised, since it could be a little complicated the delivery of them to their mother. The first to be born was Robb, with the combination of both families, Baratheon hair and Stark eyes, and making so much noises and slight cries. After 10 minutes was born Ryle, with the same physical traits. He did not make any noise, he were so calm that his mother was frightened, but they realized that the little baby was only quieter than normal. Little Ryle loved since he was a boy reading every book that had his reach and all sorts of subjects. From history, healing, herbal, the speech of ravens, the building of castles, navigating by the stars, the measurement of days and the marking of seasons, but mostly the human body, so thats why he wants to be a maeste. Every day he goes to study with the maeste Malleon and encourages to follow his dream. When he is not studying or helping to write letters to the master Malleon, he is with his brother Robb riding or doing some mischief. 

V. Ellena Baratheon / The Brave Maid

The little Baratheon girl was the copy of his mother, but with some differences. The little Ellena has the all Baratheon look, but her personality was her mother Arya. She is a fiercely girl who has a spirited heart. As a little girl like his mother she was considerate a tomboy who wants to learn how to used a bow and arrow, but her wishes were more encouraged that from her mother. As she grown up, all her brothers teaches her all their favorites things and many important things. Shireen learned many subjects from Ryle, like speak some little High Valyrian, from his brother Robb how to fight with a sword and warhammer, with his brother Steffon how to make any weapon with almost every thing, but his most beloved teacher was her oldest brother Robb which teachers her to use the sword. Every afternoons she and Robb would train in the forrest in many situations and even in horses. She admired her mother for her braveness and she hoped that one day she could be just a brave as her. Ellena was the most beloved child of the family and even her brothers know that but they don’t care because she is the favorite in their hearts. In her free times she explore the forests of Storm´s End trying to find a treasure that one day she read in one book, although nobody believes her.

Hey people this is my own little take on the children of Arya and Gendry. Hope everyone like it. Here’s others, because why not? (Update: I changed the as of each character because i didn't like the old ones lol)

JonxDaenerys MeeraxBran  SansaxPodrick

[wardivinity]

SHIPPING INFO     //     answer  the  following  for  your  muse(s)  so  people  know  how  shipping  works  on  your  blog.   REPOST.   don’t reblog.

1.   WHAT’S  YOUR  OTP  FOR  YOUR  MUSE? : well my otp of all otp’s for sif would definitely be thorsif or warharmmer... i’m not sure what the ship name is at this point, there are so many. but i also like sif with loki ( with a lot of development there !!! ) and i kinda ship her with jane just because of that one scene where they had that stare off. that wasn’t jealousy... that was a connection guys !!!

2.   WHAT  ARE  YOU  WILLING  TO  RP  WHEN  IT  COMES  TO  SHIPPING? : anything really. i love the slow burn and the building up of a relationship between my muse and another.

3.   HOW  LARGE  DOES  THE  AGE  GAP  HAVE  TO  BE  TO  MAKE  IT  UNCOMFORTABLE? : well sif is a god. she’s like a thousand some odd years but she looks to be about 30 in human years. as long as the other person is above 20 i’d say it’s okay.

4.   ARE  YOU  SELECTIVE  WHEN  SHIPPING? : to an extent i am. i want to be able to feel a connection not only between our muses but between me and the mun. i can’t just ship my character willy nilly without kinda talking with the mun out of character. even just little discussions on where the plot of the thread might be going or just headcanons of our muses. i like to know who i’m shipping with.

5.   HOW  FAR  DO  STEAMY  MOMENTS  HAVE  TO  GO  BEFORE  THEY’RE  CONSIDERED  NS.FW? : once clothes start coming off that’s about when i start throwing up the nsfw tag. however, i know things can happen with clothes still on so it really just depends where the moment is going and what’s involved. normal kissing won’t be tagged but anything kinda past that it will be.

6.   WHO  ARE  OTHER  MUSES  YOU  SHIP  YOUR  MUSE  WITH? : like i said before, it’s all about chemistry. i could ship sif with a lot of characters she hasn’t even interacted with in comic/mcu series and i could make it work if there is a spark there.

7.   DOES  ONE  HAVE  TO  ASK  TO  SHIP  WITH  YOU? : not necessarily but usually when things start to heat up or i feel a connection i’ll confront the mun about it and kinda bring it up. as for them, if someone approached me about the idea i’d be more than happy to talk it out and see if there is a possibility there !!!

8.   HOW  OFTEN  DO  YOU  LIKE  TO  SHIP? : honestly, as much as i think about shipping, i don’t actually do it too often. mainly because threads get dropped or muns leave and connections get dropped. i think the only ship i’ve had that really lasted a long time was between @exposestruth and my clark kent. but, if it happens, it happens.

9.   ARE  YOU  SHIP  OBSESSED  OR  SHIP  MORE - OR - LESS? : i like to think about my ships and go through their tags quite a bit to look at cute fanart or fanfics, but when it comes to rp i think i’m more-or-less just because i haven’t really gotten that far with my muses like stated above.

10.   ARE  YOU  MULTISHIP? : i am multi-ship, but i just recently became ship exclusive per character. meaning that if i ship with a thor, i will only ship with THAT thor. i will rp with other thor’s, but no ship between the other thor’s will come about.

11.   WHAT  IS  ( ARE )  YOUR  FAVORITE  SHIP  (S)  IN  YOUR  CURRENT  FANDOM? : definitely thorsif. i like lokane because of another rper i’ve seen do it. umm, that’s about it for the thor side of the fandom. i’m not going to get into the entirety of the mcu though.

12.   FINALLY,  HOW  DOES  ONE  SHIP  WITH  YOU? : you can approach me about it in im’s or an ask as stated above. if you think there could be a connection between our muses we can talk it out and see where it could go !!!

tagged by: @dokkstjarna thanks dear !!! tagging: @ MY ENTIRE DASH !!! YOU GUYS SHOULD DO THIS SO I CAN SEE ALL YOUR ANSWERS BECAUSE THIS WAS FUN !!!

[detectiveroboryan]

when  will the calixian warharmmer be relevant again

[etherealbard]

If cost was not an issue, what would your tattoo be?

I’d have 3, One on ribs saying “Even in Death I still Serve” a saying from Warharmmer 40k, reminding me to always serve others. The second a medieval phoenix on my heart, to always rise again. The third a half sleeve of different things that represent my past.