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Stellar Battles

EXT. NEW SEOUL, NEW COREANIHON, LUNAR COLONIES, USAA - DAY

The rain clouds are showering down like a monsoon, and the city looks gloomy against the backdrop of a grey sky. But traffic is bustling right now as it is rush hour, and the sound of Sunray engines and turbines spinning through the skyway.

AEROBUS LANDS AT A PLATFORM ON THE STREET DOWN BELOW. JUNE WALKS OUT - AND NOW UNDER HER UMBRELLA - RUNS DOWN THE STREET TO THE ALISE CAMPUS. THEN SHE PACES DOWN TO A BUILDING THAT LOOKS LIKE A UNIVERSITY BUILDING IN SEOUL, COREANIHON - THAT WAS DESIGNED IN THE 1970S

INT. ALISE CAMPUS BUILDING - DAY

SHE WALKS INTO CLASS AND LOOKS AROUND - SEES RETSON - GOES SIT BESIDE HIM IN AN EMPTY SEAT

JUNE (TO RETSON)

Let's go

RETSON

Class hasn't ended yet

JUNE WANDERS HER HEAD AROUND THEN LOOKS TO THE INSTRUCTOR

JUNE (TO THE INSTRUCTOR)

Instructor, how about a break

INSTRUCTOR LOOKS AT HIS WATCH

INSTRUCTOR

Yeah. It's about time. We'll come back in five minutes

JUNE (TO RETSON)

Now, let's go

RETSON

No, I can't leave. You can't just come in here like this

JUNE

Fine, I'm leaving

AS SHE WALKS OUT - A COUPLE OF THE BOYS COME IN ASKING WHO SHE IS

STUDENT JOE SMITH

She's pretty!

STUDENT BOB LABLAW (SPEAKING WITH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT - SOUNDING MORE LIKE MUMBLES THAN SPEECH)

Yah, hop ish shee? Shee prettee!

RETSON

Yeah, but a girl has to act pretty too!

STUDENT G. I. JOE (STRUDDING)

If I have a girl like that I'll give her some of this (Showing his guns and kissing them one by one)

STUDENT JOE SMITH

If I have a girl like that I'll take her to the promised land… (Raising his eye brows). Ha, ha

STUDENT BOB LABLAW

Yay, I'we give hur miwk and honay all night, baby

INSTRUCTOR WALKS IN AND THE STUDENTS HURRY TO THEIR DESKS

INSTRUCTOR

Who is Retson Park?

RETSON

Here

INSTRUCTOR

Isn't that your girlfriend? Go, I won't mark you absent

THE CLASS MAKES A RUCKUS. HE IS LEAVING - THEN

INSTRUCTOR

If you can, try to raise him with her

THE CLASS MAKES AN EVEN LOUDER RUCKUS - SOME THROWING ROLLED UP PAPERS AT HIM

RETSON (TO JUNE)

What did you say to him?

JUNE

I'm pregnant and I'm getting an abortion

RETSON

Ha (TRYING TO TURN BACK). I haven't even had sex yet

RETSON (TO INSTRUCTOR)

Instructor, I'm still a virgin

JUNE

So am I (GRABBING HIS NECK AS THEY WALK DOWN THE STAIRS)

EXT. ALISE CAMPUS BUILDING - DAY

RETSON TAKES OUT AN UMBRELLA AND SHELTER THEM FROM THE RAIN

JUNE

Here, read this

RETSON

God, another screenplay

JUNE

Just read it. It's my best work yet

RETSON

STELLAR BATTLES… Another space opera… You can't titled it like this, Disney is gonna sue you

JUNE

It's a sci-fa. Just read it

RETSON

A long long time…..

A sypnosis rolls up the screen with a Star Warseque theme music drumming in….

SYPNOSIS

A LONG LONG TIME INTO THE FUTURE IN A GALAXY VERY VERY NEAR… IT IS TERRA, THE CAPITAL PLANET OF ANDROMEDA. THE VILLIANOUS DARK LORDS OF THE ORDER OF PRIMAL COMMAND HAS TAKEN OVER THE GALAXY. ONLY THE PRINCE OF KINGDOM CASTLES AND HIS TIME TRAVELER GIRLFRIEND, THE PRINCESS OF PRIVY SEERS ARE LEFT STANDING. AND NOW THEIR PEOPLE AND THE WHOLE GALAXY ARE DEPENDING ON THEM…

EXT. OUTER SPACE - ALWAYS DARK

NOW THE CAMERA PANS TO PLANET PRIVY SEERS THEN TO A FOREST. A GIRL IS RUNNING THROUGH A TROPICAL FOREST DRESSED IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE ANCIENT COREAN DRESS. SHE RUNS - QUICK - OH NO A STRANGE ALIEN CREATURE IS CHASING HER - SHE CONTINUES RUNNING - A WATERFALL UP AHEAD AND SHE KICKS IT AND ACCELERATING INTO THE ABYSS OF THE WATERFALL. THEN JUMPS… THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A WORMHOLE APPEARS AND SHE IS TELEPORTED INTO THE FUTURE

RETSON

What another time traveling story?!

JUNE

People these days love those kind of stories, that's why there's so many time traveling movies, like The Time Traveler, the Planet of the Ape, My Cyborg Girlfriend, and Back to the Future saga

RETSON

Okay, okay

JUNE

Just read

IT IS PLANET TERRA, AFTER HIS PLANET IS BLOWN UP BY THE FEMALE KNIGHTS OF THE PRIMAL COMMAND, KNIGHT RUNNER, PRINCE OF KINGDOM CASTLES CHARGES IN

TO THE BATTLEFIELD OF TREZRAH WITH HIS CLAN OF LAZER SAMURAIS. ONE BY ONE THEY FOUGHT VALIANTLY BUT AS THEY ARE OUTNUMBERED, THEY FALL TO THE GROUND - LEAVING KNIGHT RUNNER AS THE SOLE ONE STANDING. HE KNOWS THIS IS HIS DEFEAT. ALL OF A SUDDEN A GIRL JUMPS THROUGH THE WORMHOLE… IT IS THE PRINCESS OF PRIVY SEERS - RIVERWINGS - ROLLS THROUGH THE FUTURISTIC REALM, CHARGES INTO THE BATTLEFIELD. LAZERS ARE BEING SHOT AT HER BUT SHE IS DEFLECTING IT BACK WITH HER KATANA. HER KNEES SKID TO KNIGHT RUNNER

RIVERWINGS

Are you alright

KNIGHT RUNNER

I knew you would be back

THEN COMES THE KNIGHTS OF THE PRIMAL COMMAND. EVEROSE, AND LAZERICTH ENCROUCH

EVEROSE

So, Riverwings, you have found a way to come back to the future. Now meet your doom

RIVERWINGS

Not today. I came back from the past to stop you here. If not, the people from my planet would be slaves to you sixty thousand years from when I lived, which is now, the future

RETSON

You can't write like that. The dialogue is too macho, people like sentimental lines. Replace "I knew you would be back". Change it to something like, "I've waited sixty thousand years for you here, and tonight we will defeat the Primal Command or die together here on this planet in this stellar battles

JUNE

Why would I say stellar battles in the script. It's the Goddamn title

RETSON

People love that sort of thing. It makes it dramatic

JUNE

Just read, okay

LAZERICTH

So you've come sixty thousand years into the future just to die with your boyfriend… fools

KNIGHT RUNNER

We will end your tyranny of this galaxy or die valiantly

RETSON

See, that's what you need. More dramatic lines like that. Young people these days love the sentiment

JUNE

Just finish reading already

RIVERWINGS GETS KNIGHT RUNNER TO HIS FEET. THOUGH KNIGHT RUNNER IS FATALLY INJURED - AND LIMPING - THEY CHARGE INTO ENEMIES' LAZER FIRES LIKE SAMURAIS

LAZERITCH

I told you, your cause is doomed. Now die

TWO LOVERS CHARGE INTO INCOMING LAZER FIRES AND AS THEY ARE SHOT AT - THEY FALL TO THEIR KNEES

EVEROSE

Now die! I'll send you both to the afterlife! Hahaha hahaha

KNIGHT RUNNER FALLS DOWN BLEEDING GREEN BLOOD. NOW RIVERWINGS KNEEL THERE TO COMFORT HER DYING BOYFRIEND

RIVERWINGS

Prince of Kingdom Castles, you will always be the prince of my heart

KNIGHT RUNNER DRAWS HIS LAST BREATH AND DIES

RIVERWINGS

My loveeeeeeeee! I will avenge you!

RIVERWINGS RUNS TO ATTACK THE KNIGHTS OF THE PRIMAL COMMAND. BUT HER SWORD DEFLECTIONS WERE NOT AS FAST AS LAZER BEAMS. SHE SLOWLY CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND AS LAZERS ARE SHOT THROUGH HER. SHE FALLS THEN WITH HER LAST ENERGY SHE DRAGS HER BODY BACK TO HER DEAD BOYFRIEND

EVEROSE

Go. I'll show you mercy and let you die with your boyfriend from the future

RIVERWINGS

Today on the last planet standing, we die together, my love

SCENE CUT

JUNE

I want you to bring to Warners Bros and ask specifically that A listers play the leads

RETSON

Who's gonna sign up for that, you're an amateur screenwriter

JUNE SNATCHES THE SCRIPT BACK

JUNE

Fine! Watch, billions will watch my sci-fa movie

RETSON AND JUNE WALKS INTO THE SUNSET UNDER THE RAIN. WITH OUR VIEW OF THEM FROM THE BACK, WE SEE A RAINBOW SHOOTS UP IN THE SKY ABOVE THEM

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