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#we are an old fashioned house and only get freeze dried nasty stuff 🥰
jessiesjaded · 8 months
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If any of you ever meet me and I smile at you and I say "Would you like a cup of coffee?" I'm telling you to look me in my ocean blue eyes and say No. No, thank you. Absolutely not. Because if you say Yes there is a 90% chance I will hand you the most horrific nasty cup of coffee you've ever tasted- maybe it'll somehow have the essence of cigarette butts or maybe it'll be so bland that even with coffee, milk and sugar it tastes like nothing more than overly boiled tap water but either way you dont want to drink that. I can't say my teas are that much more trustworthy.
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