we let a warlock 1v1 the boss because grubhub didnt bring them a baja blast and they got penis explosioned immediately.
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"Remember, not every opponent can be beaten with brute strength! Do you want to learn a counter attack!?" and "The wise warrior leads their enemy into their own destruction" were really brought back in the worst ways possible in the s4 special
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I MISS HIM AUAHAHAHAHHAGGAGG I KEEP THINKING ABOUT HIM. why me .
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i would LOVE to see some of your unhinged belongings. good luck packing up your dorm 🩵
thank you
theres a lot of mixed feelings cause yes i am very very glad to be done with undergrad but also my whole life is getting flipped on its head once again.
i am living at home for the summer to finish an apprenticeship and then moving back down here in august because i have a job starting in september, which i am very excited about and realistically not that much is changing, but it feels like a lot of things are changing and i do not like it
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Sometimes I think it's just so sad that Javik, as a soldier, will most definitely not know how to recreate the most basic of his people's memory-sharing technology. Sure, prothean tech is toted as having supreme quality by the game, working fine even after 50k years, but the same game also shows that they can be damaged, broken, unusable. This is just to say that if Javik's shard breaks, he may not be able to fix it - probably the last link he has to his people.
The shard doesn't have to only hold painful memories. He can add his own. All I'm saying is that it's a piece of technology as normal and intuitive for him as breathing, and one of the few familiar things he has in this new, alien time. And he may not have access to it anymore.
I'm not sure I'm making sense of my thoughts. It's like having your childhood home burnt down and you can only rescue only one of your favourite family albums but now the pictures have been water damaged beyond recognisable. And you live in a time when people just don't understand what a "photo album" or a "camera" is, because they have a different way of safekeeping their fond memories.
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In a better, alternate universe, Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat (from Phineas and Ferb) has Perry getting actually speaking lines (such as telling Doof to get therapy to which Doof says "I liked it better when I couldn't understand you.") meanwhile, Candace, in Perry's body is trying to convey to PnF that she's Candace (such as trying to drag them into her room which they immediately pick her up and tell her Candace doesn't like Perry in her room)
The episode gets resolved by Perry returning and realizing that if he's in Candace's body, she must be in his, explaining such to PnF and having the last line of the episode be Perry as Candace saying"I really love you guys"
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