#weaboo pickup lines

[seoafin]

I notice like a lot of korean boys I talk to or like Asian boys in general kind of just have blatant misogynistic views and tendencies and I’m like :\ yo? in this day and age? and like i try to call them out but i feel like I’m not eloquent enough to get my points across but I’ve definitely been standing up? recently towards it but yeah it definitely sucks :( bc like sometimes I’m not even sure what to do so I just stand there in shock like 😦 he really just said that????

oh and I know like I just never notice when people like me bc I always straight up go yeah guys...if you’re my friend like you’re just not attractive to me at all 💀 so to me it doesn’t make sense that they would like me if I don’t like them. all the while I’ll flirt with my girl friends or random guys bc it’s my favorite kind of banter LMFAO but my friend told me once I’m very unintentionally flirtatious 😴 so ppl might take it the wrong way while I’m just there with no feelings LOL I imagine it would be pain for gojo if rip!mc just said yeah...my friends aren’t really attractive to me at all but I still love you guys <3 while just blatantly trying to get shoko flustered with a pick up line LMFAOOOOO and when he tries to act smooth rip!mc just goes okay...imma use that line on shoko thanks :)

oh oh! this is still 3D printer girl LMFAO but! could I be 😴 anon? if it isn’t taken already

misogynistic asian men and the asian guys who cater to koreaboo/weaboo fetishization are the weakest links and will be the first to go 😁

i feel like people don’t actually realize how hard it is to confess to a friend LOL i’d say it’s arguably HARDER if it’s someone you’ve known for a long time. furthermore, it’s easier to interpret someone doing “romantic” things as platonic if the two of you are friends bc (i believe anyway) platonic love and romantic love are inextricably linked yk???

LMAO 😭 RIP!MC RECYCLING GOJO'S PICKUP LINES TO USE ON SHOKO WHILE HE STARES IM DEAD

[cutegirlsaremyfavorite]

I went to watch Kiki’s Delivery Service today for Ghibli Fest and it was an adventure. I mean the movie is great but there was an amazing series of events that lead up to it. First of all, I was driving there and the highway was blocked by the police who were fighting a small flock of geese. Apparently they needed a fleet made up of 2 police vans, a pickup truck, a fire truck, and later on another police bike to combat the flock of geese. This also took a full 30 minutes and I was in front of the line of cars waiting for the highway finally open up. Honestly it was fantastic to watch them struggle. After that I went to go buy my ticket and I had this free ticket code but it’s not really a gift card. The cashier struggled very much with dealing with it because he’s never seen it before. I ended up talking to another employee and the truth came out, the cashier was in fact the new guy. The other employee and I, as well as the manager eventually, ended up laughing about it. I know it’s pretty rude to make fun of the new guy but he was just so flustered about the whole thing.

After that I went to go eat but because of everything that has already happened I was too late to eat at the place I wanted to. So I ate at Chipotle and it reminded me of why I never eat at Chipotle, the food was downright disappointing. BUT I did sit next to a white couple talking media politics and it was entertaining how excited they got about saying the same things in different ways and agreeing with each other about everything.

After Chipotle I went to get a milkshake for dessert and because it was a slow day and I was talking to the employee they gave me extra. That was cool. But the cherry on top of the whole adventure was when I went back to the theatre and sat in my seat. There was a brand new super nerd couple sitting behind me and they were in the process of y’know figuring things out but they also talked very loud. So the guy was a hardcore American nerd and the girl was a super weaboo but neither of them had solid overlapping interests. So when the girl was talking about her interests, notably the persona series, the guy was trying very hard to act cool and understand the things she’s talking about when he doesn’t and it’s obvious that he doesn’t. And when the guy was talking about his interests, mainly Star Wars and the Avengers, she was just like “Oh that’s cool I guess”. They also talked about cosplaying because a con ad came up and she was talking about doing a Naruto cosplay but the guy was talking about a Captain America one.

I wasn’t intentionally eavesdropping but both of those couples were just that loud. Also the weaboo girl had the most stereotypical nerdy girl voice. Imagine the voice of a white girl, super nerd, thick AF glasses, and braces and you probably got her voice spot on. Anyways, today was an entertaining adventure.

[weebpickuplines]

gunDAM that ass is fine!!! 

[weebpickuplines]

i get ryuk’s thing about apples, but looking at you i turn into more of a peach kind of person