#welcome back danny ocean and rusty ryan

[happyunbday2u]

If I had a nickel for every movie George Clooney and Brad Pitt acted like an old married couple I’d have two nickels

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[theroseandthebeast]

Yuletide 2024 Recs, Batch Four

16 recs for Midsommar, Mythic Quest, The Nice Guys, Nope, Ocean's Eleven, the Old Kingdom / the Abhorsen Trilogy, Only Lovers Left Alive, Only Murders in the Building, Persuasion, and Piranesi

Midsommar - The Taking and Giving of Things, Dani Ardor/Pelle

As Hårga gives, so Hårga also takes.

Midsommar - watch as they pull me down, Dani Ardor & Pelle

One year later.

Midsommar - katabasis, Dani Ardor/Pelle

The girls welcome her like family, calling her syster, their voices warm as spring. The thing about syster is that Dani had one, once. Syster is a haunted house with a picket fence. Syster is a dog chasing her with ever-sharper teeth. (Dani, after.)

Midsommar - Lace and Paper Flowers, Dani Ardor/Pelle

"Her flowers," the storyteller would say, voice dropping to a whisper so the children had to crane forward in their beds to hear. Five or six piled atop fresh white sheets. You sleep by age here. You connect by age. "The flowers will never rot and that's how we know." Only Dani's do.

Mythic Quest - one fine day, Poppy Li

“Ian, why the fuck is my office door locked?” Ian called from the inside of their shared office, “You need to be outside Poppy - you need to touch grass.” Poppy has a work day that is slightly out of the norm.

The Nice Guys - Domestic Affairs, Jackson Healy/Holland March

Holland gets the sneaky feeling that Healy is there to stay.

Nope - The Sky That I Fell Through, OJ Haywood/Angel Torres

In the wake of everything that happened with Jean Jacket, Angel finds that he can't bring himself to just go back home. So he goes to the only other place that he can think of to find some comfort.

Ocean's Eleven - smoke gets in your eyes, Danny Ocean/Rusty Ryan

Danny honestly didn't know much about Rusty Ryan. At a poker game once he'd heard Rusty tell a guy that he was from Orlando. Danny thought not. Everything about him said California, the Valley. Danny would have bet large sums that his people were Okies, migrants who'd fled the Dust Bowl with the banks at their heels, snapping up their homes and their land. There was something post-apocalyptic about Rusty's angle on the world. Besides, nobody who put that much work into being effortlessly cool could have come from anywhere but California.

Ocean's Eleven - only losers fight clean, Danny Ocean/Rusty Ryan & Danny Ocean/Tess Ocean

Five times Rusty saw it coming, and once he didn't.

Ocean's Eleven - ain't that a kick in the head, Danny Ocean/Rusty Ryan & Danny Ocean/Tess Ocean

danny ocean, 11 moments

The Old Kingdom - blood for the breaking, blood for the making, Sabriel/Touchstone

After Kerrigor, the Great Charter Stones need to be mended.

Only Lovers Left Alive - More Alive, Adam/Eve

Tangier was far older, and far, far more alive.

Only Murders in the Building - measure your life (in seasons of love), Mabel Mora & Charles-Haden Savage & Oliver Putnam

It's time for the Only Murders in the Building movie premiere - and the interview requests are rolling in. There's fake tan, real feelings and - always - banter.

Persuasion - Home to Harbor, Anne Elliot/Frederick Wentworth

She had dreamed of this, in those short heady days when her heart had been alive with love and hope for them, before her father—before Lady Russell—before the look in Frederick’s eyes while she broke his heart became the worst thing she had ever seen. She’d imagined herself coming home to visit, Mrs. Wentworth, an honored guest in her father’s house. Well. She was an honored guest in her father’s house, even if her father wasn’t her host.

Piranesi - Shelter in Place, Piranesi | Matthew Rose Sorensen & Sixteen | Sarah Raphael

Sarah's continuing relationship with the House, and with Matthew, carrying her lantern in the darkest times.

Piranesi - The Crystal Cave, Piranesi | Matthew Rose Sorensen & The House & James Ritter

Jamer Ritter returns to the House.

[dazzaocean]

~Welcome To My Self-Shipping Sideblog~

I’m Medazza, though you can call me Dazza or Dazz as well. I’m 26, and I’ve been self shipping privately for most of my life.

This is a sideblog, but I will NOT be interacting or following back from my main. If you know what my main is, I’d appreciate it if you kept that information to yourself, I wish to keep these blogs mostly separate from each other.

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This blog will be a lot of me talking about my fictional partners and the universes they inhabit, my self inserts as well! I’ll try my best to tag accordingly, but since this is a blog for me overall, I’ll tag as I see fit.

If you want to come into my askbox to gush about your own f/o’s, feel free! I may not be the best at answering enthusiastically (I’m autistic and my social battery isn’t always full, I’ll admit), but I enjoy hearing about other’s joy with their partners/friends/etc!

I don’t engage with pro/anti self shipping discourse, and will delete and block anyone who tries to bring it up in my askbox and DMs. I’ve been in fandom at large for longer than some of y’all in the self ship community have been alive, and I’m here to have fun and as an escape, not to be angry at petty behavior online.

Sometimes I’ll reblog or make posts with themes of age regression (or agere, if you’re more familiar with that shortened term), because I’ve been a regressor for about as long as I’ve self shipped, and daydreaming about regressing especially is a big part of how I mentally comfort myself. A few of my F/Os also double as caregiver/big brother types as well as romantic partners, but I keep those things separate from each other like I would if I had a caregiver irl who was my partner. I won’t be posting sexual regression content because that’s not how I roll, but I will be tagging those types of posts appropriately so you can tag block it at will. F/Os who I also see as caregivers will be noted with a ⭐️.

I’m gonna list my main F/Os below, and list the rest under the cut. I don’t mind sharing any of my ships, but if we do have them in common, please be nice about it. This isn’t a competition, we just love our guys/gals/partners just the same, yes?

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I’ve been married to Danny Ocean and Rusty Ryan from the Ocean’s Movie Trilogy (Ocean’s 11, 12, 13) since December 5th, 2022. My ship tag for the both of them is ‘diamonds and rust’.

I’m currently dating William Riker from Star Trek : The Next Generation, and have been since March 10th, 2024. My ship tag for him is ‘the commander’ ⭐️

Boyfriend/Girlfriend F/Os (aka who I’m actively dating, Crush F/Os may end up here at my own discretion)

Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds TV Series) ⭐ my ship tag for him is 'cold exterior cozy interior'

Doug Penhall (21 Jump Street TV Series) [NOTE: Doug is the first F/O I ever had, and thus is my longest relationship. I’ve shipped with him for over a decade]

Julie McCoy (The Love Boat TV Series)

TWIN PEAKS POLYCULE: Dale Cooper, Harry Truman, Albert Rosenfield, Gordon Cole, and Shelly Johnson (Twin Peaks TV Series)

Jonas Quinn (Stargate SG-1 TV Series)

Crush F/Os (I’m thinking about these people fairly often, but not to the point where I’m actively dating them, though that can change at my discretion)

Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)⭐️

Foggy Nelson (Daredevil TV Series)

Greg Sanders (CSI: TV Series)

Simon Templar (as played by Val Kilmer in The Saint ‘97)

Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami TV Series)

Tony Dinozzo (NCIS TV Series)

Brain O’Conner (Fast & Furious Movies)

Angus “Mac” MacGyver (MacGyver 80s TV Series)

James T. Kirk (Star Trek, both TOS and AOS, but I mainly focus on TOS and that timeline)

Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek, same as I do with Kirk)⭐️ my ship tag for him is 'my bones'.

Marty Green (as played by Jonathan Frakes in Beach Patrol ‘79)

Colt Seavers (as played by Ryan Gosling in The Fall Guy ‘24) my ship tag for him is 'my stuntman'

Lori Colson (Boston Legal TV Series)

Johnathan J. "Jack" O'Neill (Stargate Movie & TV, though predominantly TV)

Fox Mulder & Dana Scully (The X-Files TV Series)

Rodney McKay (Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis TV Series)

[darling-i-read-it]

Movie Nights

Rusty Ryan x reader

Word Count: 900

Warnings: smut, fingering

Author’s Note: I hope you like this love! I’ve never written anything like this before so it might be total shit but I can’t tell lol

Requested: by @lovewinston21​, Okay!! So I had this idea when I was watching Ocean’s 11 a few days ago: Y/N and the boys are watching TV and she is sitting in the flow between Rusty’s legs and there is a blanket over them. Rusty starts fingering her under the blanket, and she tries super hard to keep quiet and keeps throwing her head back on his shoulder (I just imagine him grinning at the tv while this happens). The other boys have no clue and they keep asking you if you’re okay and stuff. Right before you orgasm Rusty stops and pulls you to your room and you continue there.

Summary: the request 

Genre: smut

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director 

(not my gif)

“I don’t understand why she gets to be here and Tess can’t be,” Danny said to Rusty as he walked into the door of your house together. Rusty gave him a pat on the back while keeping his hand firmly on yours.

“Because this is my house. If you want to bring Tess you’re welcome to but I don’t she would even want to come,” Rusty said. You laughed and nodded.

“I love her but she is way more high mantience than the rest of us.” Danny walked into the living room where the rest of the guys were sitting. You let out a sigh as you counted the heads which confirmed that everyone was there.

You and Rusty often held movie nights for when his friends wanted to come over and wind down. There were good snacks and beer and sexy girls that you toleratted on screen. It always ended up being a blast and mostly everyone stayed late to play a game of pool. 

“Popcorn,” you said as you brought two bowls in the room.

“Damn Rusty you got a girl and popcorn,” Linus joked. You laughed and sat down on the loveseat with Rusty. Everyone faced the TV as you fiddled with the control to turn it on.

“You just have to be nice and bring her her drinks,” Rusty prommised as you got settled between his legs. He had his legs around your waist and you were nestled on top of him as the movie started.

You weren’t sure what it was because Rusty usually picks the movies but it actually seemed pretty interesting. You were enthralled most of the way through it and the guys had a bit of banter at the beginning until eventually everyone just started to focus on the movie.

About half way through your felt Rustys arms start to fidget. You didn’t think anything of it. He was probably getting tired with half your body weight on top of him anyway so you couldn’t blame him. 

You tried not to notice until his hand started to get lower down your body. You got a little concerned when it halted at your stomach. You let out a sharp breath as he started to lift up the waistband of your pants. 

You looked behind you but he was focused on the movie as though nothing was happening. You looked around you to make sure no one was paying attention. You had a blanket over your waist but still you might be able to see movement if you looked hard enough. These were boys, they might look hard enough. That being said no one was looking and the love seat was situated so that there was a wall of chair between you and everyone else and you were sunk low enough to not be able to see much except Rusty behind you and the TV screen.

Rustys cold hand started to go under your underwear and you hit his arm but that didn’t stop him. His fingers moved even further down and he still wasn’t looking at you. You let out a sigh as one finger slipped inside of you. You were wet enough that it went in with ease which made it easier for Rusty.

He started to move, achingly slow but it still got you going. Between him, the room and the people in it the situation was getting you heated and if he kept going like that you weren’t going to last for long. 

Your hand flew up and grabbed his arm as you started to orgasm but very quickly his finger halted inside of you. You turned to him and he shrugged. 

“If you don’t meet me in the bedroom-” you chastised as quietly as you could so that no one else could hear you.

“The movie,” he pretended to complain. You gave him a look and he nodded. “Well you get up first.” You let out an annoyed sigh and got up angrily, causing everyone to look at you. You smiled sweetly.

“Gotta go to the bathroom.” Rusty stood up quickly.

“Yeah me too.” 

Danny let out a huff.

“Again, why can’t I bring Tess?”