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❓️"and if the vision of working on the ship involves you growing closer with the shrimp over the long hard months at sea, one of which becomes your particular friend with whom you share your woes and troubles with, eventually culminating in you bedding said shrimp one clouded night, spending as much time as you can together knowing that it cannot last, what then? upon your return, do you chase after that feeling? weedling until you are sent back to the vending machine, allowing you more time to spend with your beloved? do you find comfort in them over the course of those fifty days, between all the death and chaos and fear? do you start buying cheap soda from the mess hall because it reminds you of them, finding humor in the idea that one sip is enough for you to relive every moment with them all over again? one day, when the hardship has become too much to bear, do you ask your love to take you away? To let you stay on the ship and work with them til the end of your days? To let the water wash through the containment cell and carry you out with the tide, while far away you laugh with your love as you help them pull up the next net? what then?"
✅️ "no idea what the other wellcheers anon is talking about but i read a fic where the wellcheers machine sometimes spat out an aphrodisiac and the shrimps fucked you if you drank it. im not even attracted to them i just think it's funny and there's probably a market for it"
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Hypothetical ItemLabel x Project Moon collab: Clamcheers!
Clampy x Wellcheers!
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shrimpshu is the best ever
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Me, passing a healing spot in the Mirror Dungeons: Everyone say “Thank you, Wellcheers!”
All the Sinners, without thinking: Thank you, Wellcheers.
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Everyone's favorite magical shrimp girl
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WELLCHEERS EGO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
MAGICAL GIRL SHRIMP TRANSFORMATION HONG LU
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