#wentworth: yeah. he's a sailor and was angry at being jilted so he probably got laid a few times while abroad.
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one of my favorite parlor games that i like to play is asking myself the question: “which pre-1900 male romantic heroes have had premarital sex and under what circumstances?”
#rochester: fucking duh. it's textual that the man's had EXTRAMARITAL sex. (i do love charlotte bronte for actually addressing this question)#darcy: wickham probably dragged him to a ''house of ill repute'' once or twice while they were at university together.#darcy probably felt awkward about it the whole time and then never went back.#wentworth: yeah. he's a sailor and was angry at being jilted so he probably got laid a few times while abroad.#colonel brandon: he's old as balls and was in the military and has a dead fiance so yeah. probably not for a while tho.#mr. knightley: probably discreetly kept a woman in london like 10 years ago but they've long since amicably parted ways#edward ferrars: ha ha NO. a total virgin.#henry tilney: no but he's learned things from like....books lol.#john thornton: probably screwed around a bit in his youth but has since become more straight-laced.#text
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