#what a silly guy. yeah fuck it why not lesbian waluigi x wario who the hell cares anymore

[confused-and-dickless]

Me (on the phone with my bf): "I feel like whenever I see a butch lesbian and femme lesbian dating the femme is always taller and that's just cute I love it"

My bf (currently at work, in public): "Waluigi and Wario"

Me: "yeah sure Waluigi and Wario you're so right speak your truth what the fuck ever"