#what’re we putting a bunch of sticks in the landfill for???

[mbrainspaz]

chief maintenance guy: those branches you picked up, put ‘em in the dumpster.

me: I was gonna dump ‘em in the woods?

chief maintenance guy: no put ‘em in the dumpster. We’re payin’ for them to empty that thing and not fillin’ it up.

me: … and that’s… bad?

chief maintenance guy: Yeah! We need to use it. They’re payin’ for it!

me: okay.

chief maintenance guy: *drives off*

me: They’re about to be payin’ for the extra half hour it’s gonna take me now too.