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🏃♂️ Why car go vroom but I go wheeze???
Science explain:
Car: vroom vroom 🚗💨
Me: runs for 3 seconds 😵💫
My lungs: error 404 oxygen not found 💀
My legs: shutting down permanently 🚷
My soul: leaves body 👻
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