#funnythoughts

[cinderpresss]

Valentine's Day Notebook: Are you a campfire? ’Cause you’re hot and I want s’more Funny Journal Diary Gift Idea For Him, Her Paperback – Feb. 9 2022

by LoveYours Press (Author)

This one surely will be fire! Pun intended.

Campfire and smore cover; matte paperback; plus it will make you look cooler being funny and all that

120 blank lined pages for the memories around the campgrounds

The best gift for your partner, your loved-one, your better half, your date, him, her, wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend

Affordable price just for you this Valentine's day (or any other day)

6 x 9-inch size notebook

Thank you for your patronage! More funny cute lovely designs in the Author's page section.

[ngocngadotnet]

💸👀😆 Never look back, unless someone drops money. // Cóng bù huítóu kàn, chúfēi yǒu rén diào qián le.

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[catchymuesli]

Why do you do scientific monologues if you're terrible at them?

Comedy isn't just about making people laugh; it's about connecting, sharing perspectives, and even teaching something useful along the way. When I start brainstorming ideas for my monologues, all my problems seem to fade away—it's like my own form of mental therapy. The joy of seeing others laugh and learn motivates me every day to keep creating and performing

[istyles]

Isn’t it funny that the word “queue” is just a Q with a bunch of silent characters lining up behind it?

Featuring Waiting Bliss Apple MacBook Skin

[wherechaoswins]

🏃‍♂️ Why car go vroom but I go wheeze???

Science explain:

Car: vroom vroom 🚗💨

Me: runs for 3 seconds 😵‍💫

My lungs: error 404 oxygen not found 💀

My legs: shutting down permanently 🚷

My soul: leaves body 👻

[illuminatingfacts]

Ever gone down the rabbit hole of your own timeline and had an existential crisis? Same. 🌀😂

[yangisaverb]

The Best Pie Ever#shorts #comedy #funny

The Best Pie Ever🤯#shorts #comedy #funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAVmQxHdb1M ✤Hey Everyone, ✤ Welcome to "Yang Is A Verb" ✤ I love me some pie. This is the BEST pie ever. Tasty and super nutty. I can't endorse this pie enough. Check out this short of THE BEST PIE EVER! 📣 Please tell us what you think of this video. ============================================== 👉 Subscribe to My channel. And press the bell🔔 icon. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ⌚ SCHEDULE: ⌚ New Video Every Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays ⌚ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 📺 Watch my previous videos 📺 🎬 What Air Travel Is Like Today https://youtube.com/shorts/QZkVvF_O16U?feature=share 🎬People Having a Blessed Day | Yang Is A Verb https://youtube.com/shorts/04_8QBZFbwY?feature=share 🎬Father of the Year? https://youtube.com/shorts/PO8aBEDdBIQ?feature=share ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. ❣ SPONSORED ❣ No, this video was not sponsored. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 📧 For Business Inquiries 📧 Mail: yangisaverb@gmail.com --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬...? 👍 Like the video (it helps a ton!) 💬 Comment if you made it till the end! 🔗 Share the video with anyone you think it might help :) ⚠️ "DISCLAIMER:⚠️ We do not accept any liability for any loss or damage which is incurred from you acting or not acting as a result of reading any of our publications. You acknowledge that you use the information we provide at your own risk. Do your own research. Copyright Disclaimer: Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use⚠️ ⭐Thanks a lot for watching this video⭐ 🖤🖤🖤 LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, GET NOTIFICATIONS & SHARE 🖤🖤🖤 via Yang Is A Verb https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWuSmWX8o5xqrM6OqY06uOw November 12, 2023 at 06:00AM

[inventinginventoroftruth]

ocsnt Sotpp fuckign laughtin at thsi thing holt shit its so funnyThoughts?

fractals are so amazing and awesome and cool i love them i will fight someone for a fractal they're literally so cool they're fractals this one is a mandelbrot and i love it it's fantastic fractals are really quite interestin

[wolnotsthirstymemeaccount]

i just had a funny thought

if i met evan peters and he asked me my name: 

him: whats your name? 

me: daddy. i mean daddy. i mean what 

[cinderpresss]

Valentine's Day Notebook: Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day Funny Journal Diary Gift Idea Paperback – Feb. 9 2022

by LoveYours Press (Author)

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So, Valentine's day is near. And what better way to tell that special someone that you're free and looking forward to hang? That's right. To give this cute Valentine's Day notebook.

Cute pick-up line and cat on the front cover; dinner date setting on the back cover

Matte paperback

120 blank lines pages for writing memories

A Valentine's special edition notebook gift idea

Affordable price just for this occasion

Thank you for your patronage! Visit the Author's page for more lovely and silly designs. ---

[ofwoodenswordsandpelletguns]

Revenge..sounds negative.. and too much energy spent on thinking about it... ( if or not it happens)

But, given the chance to get even and have some fun laughing, I think it is great!

Like your ex using your Netflix account to watch a series and you wait till before they hit the season finale to change the password. Hahaha. That is funny.

[idyeah]

Showers & Horror movies

[bachi-shoujo]

Holographic universe theory

Here’s some background.

Ok so I was chilling with a couple mates and the topic of the holographic universe came up, don’t ask why but it did. Anyway me and my mates kinda made our own theory and turned it into a cult.

So first it started off us saying that everything’s a hologram or VR. Then it turned to religions. Ok so imagine god was running a massive experiment and he’s like the head scientist. For all u people that believe in zuse (sorry if it’s spelt wrong) well their the scientists under god. The angels are just bellow them every person has an angel that’s assigned to them to keep an eye on u. So at this point the theory that it was an experiment has turned into that it’s a game with levels and everything. When u die it’s just that you’ve finished the game, also for all u guys that follow budism your geiniuses cause when u ‘acend’ (also sorry if I spelt it wrong) you’ve managed to get out of the game. The level system in the game is like with your ages when your born u can’t do anything but as u get older your levels increase. And if u doubt me and try to use Jesus against me NO. God put his own son in the game just with all the cheat codes. And that’s the theory, by the end of the conversation we couldn’t stop laughing.

[dailynastychoi]

Hello eyebags 

worked hard for it 

[pravinchouhan20]

सपनो में आती हो, नींद से जगाती हो, सीने से लगाती हो, फिर चली जाती हो, 🔔 मज़ाक चल रहा है क्या। 😍😘💓💓💓💓😘😍 follow 👉 @smiley_love_thoughts Unheard | Love & Motivational Thoughts | Pravin Singh Chouhan #funnyquotes #funnymemes #funnythoughts #lovequotes #lovethoughts #truequotes #loveyou #feelings #unheardthoughts #smiley #thoughts #instaquotes #quotes #missyouquotes #imissyou #unconditionallove❤️ #insta #god #instalike #gf #bf #instagram #zindagi #lifem #truethoughts #lovelife #bff #pravinsinghchouhan #meme #shairoshayari #shayri #share #smiley_love_thoughts https://www.instagram.com/p/BuGNxLphh22/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=54f4j3cwknnt

[yangisaverb]

Going from LOVE to HATE #shorts #comedy #funny

Going from LOVE to HATE🍆 #shorts #comedy #funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3a093w_67E ✤Hey Everyone, ✤ Welcome to "Yang Is A Verb" ✤ Love and Hate are such opposite emotions but are so easy to go from one to the other. One second you love, the next you hate. This short shows you how you can go from love to hate, just like that. 📣 Please tell us what you think of this video. ============================================== 👉 Subscribe to My channel. And press the bell🔔 icon. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ⌚ SCHEDULE: ⌚ New Video Every Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays ⌚ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 📺 Watch my previous videos 📺 🎬 What Air Travel Is Like Today https://youtube.com/shorts/QZkVvF_O16U?feature=share 🎬People Having a Blessed Day | Yang Is A Verb https://youtube.com/shorts/04_8QBZFbwY?feature=share 🎬Father of the Year? https://youtube.com/shorts/PO8aBEDdBIQ?feature=share ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. ❣ SPONSORED ❣ No, this video was not sponsored. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 📧 For Business Inquiries 📧 Mail: yangisaverb@gmail.com --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬...? 👍 Like the video (it helps a ton!) 💬 Comment if you made it till the end! 🔗 Share the video with anyone you think it might help :) ⚠️ "DISCLAIMER:⚠️ We do not accept any liability for any loss or damage which is incurred from you acting or not acting as a result of reading any of our publications. You acknowledge that you use the information we provide at your own risk. Do your own research. Copyright Disclaimer: Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use⚠️ ⭐Thanks a lot for watching this video⭐ 🖤🖤🖤 LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, GET NOTIFICATIONS & SHARE 🖤🖤🖤 via Yang Is A Verb https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWuSmWX8o5xqrM6OqY06uOw November 07, 2023 at 06:00AM