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darkwood-sleddog · 4 years

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Expected Dog tm behavior: behaves when asked to behaved, is motivated for training, likes listening to people. You don’t want me on furniture? That’s fine! I am soft friend of every person and every dog!

Primitive Dog Behavior: NOT. That.

#canine #dogblr #alaskan malamute #primitive dogs #sometimes i just get thinking #and like primitive breeds are a WHOLE different can of greenbeans full of chaos #they WILL be comfy #and they will take EVERY opportunity to humble you at every turn #think youre good at training dogs? sike! primitive dog is here #finally get good at training your primitivr dog? cool. you just got another and its 100% different #owning primitives is also a disease #where we keep aquring canines #despite the fact that we are already owned by several couch wolves #anyways i love my primtive dogs #but i have been trying so many ways to get slash to stop clamping down on our arms with glee #and its a long haul yall

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