#which means not much time for viddy games :c

[deepwoundsandfadedscars]

My face got sunburned enough today that when I scratch an itch my fingers leave a white line for like three minutes afterwards 😬

[darling-i-read-it]

A-Z NSFW With Alex DeLarge

Alex DeLarge x reader

Warnings: smut

Requested; by anon, Hi again! I would love to request some NSFW or a SFW alphabet for Alex DeLarge! I don’t know if you feel comfortable writing the NSFW one, but don’t worry! The SFW one is perfectly fine! Also, I wanted to ask if you know about the film Labyrinth and Hellboy! I think you would love the characters Jareth and Prince Nuada! And I would love to read your fanfic if you want to write about them. Love ya 💞💞

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director

Author’s Note: I hope this is satisfactory! And thank you so much for requesting stuff for Alex, I truly thought no one would want to read stuff for  him so this was an exciting moment

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Alex is kind of a douche bag but like if he likes you he’s quite kind about it. You can talk about things and he tells  you about movies he had recently viddied and it’s overall a nice experience. This is assuming its day sex because for some reason the idea of night sex with alex is weird to me

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your hands. He holds your hands, he moves  your hands, he makes sure your hands are always on his chest to steady you or on his hips. Hands.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)  

Alex doesn’t shy away from being messy with his cum. He likes to see it on you, like a on your stomach

D: Dirty Secret

While Alex was rather used to the violence in sex now he is much more inclined to the idea of having one person to hold which for him is the dirtiest secret of all

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) 

Alex is quite experienced. He didn’t shy away from sex when he was young and now he is used to what might please you and especially what he knows will please him. 

F: Favorite Position

He likes being on top, missionary typically but he also varies because that man doesn’t know how to get used to things that aren’t violence

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Alex is borderline hilarious and you aren’t sure if he means to be but he often is. Sometimes he makes you laugh without meaning to which is more likely than trying to make you laugh in the moment

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Grooming? He doesn’t know what that is. It’s just a bush that isn’t unlike his hair

I: Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Alex is stabby and slow and inconsistent and far from romantic. He’s so used to seperatign the person from the event he so rarely remembers that when you call out his name you’re talking to him

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I’m not even going to get started on this y’all know he’s ruthless with that hand

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)  

He likes pain. Not enough usually to leave signifant bruises but to watch you squirm and have a flashing moment of is this pain or pleasure really gets him going 

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

A n y w h e r e 

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Watching you lick things. A popsicle or your spoon or something. Literally he would die for you in like three seconds flat and have you in bed even sooner

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Boy hates age play. He thinks its weird. He isn’t sure what to make of it

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)  

Receiving for sure. Your mouth around him is much more pleasurable than anything but also he is not bad at giving. 

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Unpaced if that makes sense. Like you have no idea what to expect from him most of the time

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)  

Oh good God don’t even get him started on quickies. If he’s horny he’s horny that’s just that it isn’t like he’s going to ignore it

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  

He’s pretty open to like, a lot of things. Like if you want to do something it almost makes him more excited because he’ll know you’ll be into it

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)

Alex, ah Alex. The lightweight who acts like he isn’t if there ever was one

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t mind toys, he actually quite enjoys them. He likes to be more touchy about it usually but if it means you get to squirm a little bit more he’ll take it

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Oh so much. Granted, he doesn’t usually last that long so he tries but it usually doesn’t work

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s actually quite quiet when it comes down to it but when he’s cumming lots of people know it

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He happens to enjoy ropes when he gets the chance to use them

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

(*me mentally trying so hard to remember from Clockwork*) Average. Nothing to big and nothing to small

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

If sex drive was a man. It would be Alex.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If it’s night time then he can be out like a light if there is no need to be out later that night

[mephistia-arts]

11 Questions

I was tagged by @tex-studmister (thank you very much!!) to answer these 11 questions they gave me, this sounds fun so I will give it a try :B

1. What’s your favorite time of day?

I think it’s afternoon. It’s bright (when isn’t raining) and I ain’t very sleepy. It’s good for taking a nap too!

2. What’s your favorite smell?

Food! Specially carreteiro rice, but almost any hot food smells good and I love it.

3. What’s the best dream you’ve had? the worst?

Well I’m not very good at remembering my dreams, but I know I had many nonsense dreams where I woke up laughing. I recently dreamed about RDR2 and it was awesome, it was an alternate ending where the camp moved to the place where Charlotte lives and Arthur was alive. I even posted it here lmao And the worst was when I dreamed about my boyfriend cheating on me and then dying :(

4. What is the strangest thing you remember someone has said to you?

Oof this one is hard. Probably one of the stories my brother told me about his customers (he works with a CNC routing machine and create decorative items, and people ask him if he can make a bed for them????)

5. What is your favorite thing you’ve overheard from a conversation?

Hmmm I don’t think I ever overheard something interesting at all, when I’m out I put my earphones so I can’t really overhear conversations. 

6. Fav viddy game?

At the very moment it’s RDR2 :3 but it will probably be another one in uhh 10 years or so

7. What character would you love to hang out with the most? (can be from movie, game, tv series, book etc)

Eh. I don’t like to hang out with people I don’t know (even if I actually know the characters), but probably someone who is extroverted and talks a lot so I don’t need to talk (lol), maybe Sean McGuire? Or Dean Winchester?

8. What’s a game you’ve been wanting to play, if any? (If this doesn’t apply then a movie/tv series you’ve been wanting to watch, book youve been wanting to read etc)

RDR1. I didn’t have a console when it first came out and PSNow is not affordable for me :/ but I played it on YouTube

9. Which do you prefer? A day at the beach, walk in the forest, day out on the town, or getting cozy staying at home?

I’m divided between walk in the forest and stay at home. But I think I’ll choose a walk in the forest since I stay at home the most!

10. Describe the outfit you feel the most you in.

I have a loose T-shirt with a hood with cat ears on it, and the shirt is black and has the grumpy cat with corpse paint and it’s written “hate everything”, this and fingerless gloves, black jeans pants and black boots.

11. When’s the last time someone complimented you?

Today my bf told me I’m cute, so I think that’s it (or if you mean personally, two days ago my aunt was here and she said her son-in-law used to say I was the cutest baby he ever saw)

Well I’m not very good to elaborate new questions for others but I will try:

What is your favorite drink?

Who do you want to meet in real life? (real persons, not characters)

If you could change anything (or things) on you for 1 day, what would it be?

What non-mammal animal do you like the most?

If you could watch only a movie for the rest of your life, which would it be?

What’s your favorite(s) genre/mood of music?

You hear a sound in the middle of the night. You wake up and go to your kitchen and find John Marston robbing your stuff. The last reaction meme you saved is your reaction. What is it? 

What did you wanted to be as a child? Have you achieved it/do you still want it?

Who was the first character you admired most (from any entertainment source)?

What is your favorite social media?

Do you have pets? Or do you want to have?

And I’ll tag @nyoom-bum @vaniri @m-u-n-c-h-y @cruoremprys @snikt-snack @rattlingbrainbox @goldenentertainment @theiicarus and anyone else who wants to answer these questions too! (you don’t need to answer if you don’t want to though! And I’m sorry if any of you already did this hhhhhh) <3