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code-dy · 2 years

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Wouldn't it be hilarious if during the time Thorin worked as a blacksmith, he ended up marrying Bilbo for his money but Bilbo ended up agreeing to the marriage because the blue mountains is prime mushroom farming estate and the dwarrow just doesn't see the value to it? Like, they're both golddiggers who thinks the other is their sugardaddy or something and they both feel really guilty for only marrying the other for their material possession.

A slow burn fic where they slowly fall in love with one another but feels supper guilty in doing so.

Bilbo, who probably has gift-giving as his love language, keeps on buying things for Thorin and Thorin being super guilty about taking advantage of Bilbo's generosity and is now panicking that maybe Bilbo will stop supporting him financially when Bilbo finds out that he only married him for his money.

Thorin, who probably has acts-of-service or quality time as his love language, spends more time with Bilbo doing menial tasks and just is always there and Bilbo being super guilty that he's taking advantage of Thorin's "genuine feelings" to get access to those mushrooms that made all the other hobbits green with envy and is now panicking that maybe Thorin might stop his mushroom gathering privilegea once Thorin picks up on the real reason that he said yes to him.

Also dwarrow and hobbit cultural difference and miscommunication on what they value the most (dwarrow thinking that mushrooms as a courting gift is just scandalous, while hobbits thinks that giving money is akin to buying someone's affection or something)

#the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #anyways i just really like the thought of husbands falling in love #and them trying to court each other while they're already married #thorin shoving a basket of mushrooms at bilbo coz he heard hobbits like plants being like /i only have this/#hobbits twittering to each other about how rich and romantic thorin is to spoil bilbo like that #while the dwarrow just despair about how low their king has fallen #bilbo seeing that basket and saying /marry me/ to thorin #then bilbo buying the most expensive ring at the mathom house which probably doesnt cost a lot coz yknow hobbits #bilbo presenting it to thorin and being like /heard you like stones/#the dwarrow thinking about dang the size of that gem! wish that was me #hobbits tsking and chattering about how desperate bilbo must be for love. poor lad #he's been alone in that hole for years. desperate time for desperate people yknow #thorin being like /i already have the venue/ and doing mental calculations on how much money he could mooch of bilbo #this all came to mind while i was watching a documentary on why truffles are so expensive #im going to sleep now #no i wont be writing this into a fic #I'm barely literate in this language lmao #but if anyone wants to write it #send me a link when u do

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