#why are you checking him out like that while saying the word suck 🤨

[catboyglover]

i think about this scene a lot.

[stylesloveclub]

pt.2 to the tummy r*ding concept bc h said he'd let you suck him off and he always keeps his promises 🫡

me thinks.... the minute you've come down you're dropping to your knees and trailing your hands down to tug at his towel but he stops you before you can and you're 🤨 bc "you said i could daddy" but he's "yeah i did baby, but i didn't say when" 😵‍💫 and you huff and puff a bit until he's reasoning with you all "baby we have to get ready for work yada yada yada" so you both finish getting ready and he makes you french toast and bacon with an asortment of fruits bc "you have to have a balanced meal puppy, and breakfast is the most important one of the day" and he feeds it to you while you sit dutifully in his lap bc "you're such a messy thing" 😵‍💫 and then you get on with your lives finally and do ☹️adult things☹️ until your shift is up at closing time and you wander into harry's office and he's "c'mere pup, m'almost finished" so you prance over to him and find yourself in his lap once again and you're being quiet and good and not distracting him as he types email after email and does whatever succesful business owners do until you remember his promise and you're "h?" and "yeah, puppy?" and you get shy and fiddle with his color and don't meet his eye as you say vaguely "you promised..." and it's his turn to be all 🤨 "what did i promise babe?" and your cheeks flush bc you CANNOT say that out loud so you just pout and shift in his lap and he's "baby i can't make it better if i don't know what's happened" but you just keep your gaze in your lap and before you can stop yourself 😲😲😲 you're tugging at his belt and he's *ohhhhh* and then (he gets a mild sense of deja vu bc isn't this kinda how he figured out you wanted to r*de his tummy???) he's "yeah puppy, i did promise that, didn't i?" 😵‍💫 and you're like "yes, daddy" and without another word you drop to your knees and he's "did you have a long day pup, hmm?" bc even though you're literally about to stuff your mouth w his c*ck he still wants to know how you're doing and feeling and why you're so eager to get this to happen (bc as much as harry can get lost in you, he wants to make sure you're doing this for the right reasons) and you're nodding bc yes actually had to deal w a really obnoxious couple and a couple of backhanded comments from this one old gross creep and you're tired and feel slightly icky but the thought of his prick in your mouth wipes away all your troubles away. and so you tell him as such and he's "oh baby, m'sorry, yeah? you don't deserves that, not my good girl" 😵‍💫 and you just sigh and "s'all right daddy, got you now, right?" and he's "yeah baby, course you do" and with that his belt is unbuckled and his prick, heavy and hot and hard as a rock, is in your mouth and though this started off as more of a "if i don't shove your c*ck down my throat i'll js die" type of feeling in the morning, rn it's more of a "the weight of you on my tongue is all i need rn" so instead of diving head first and choking and slobbering and all that you just lick and suckle and hold him in your mouth. and h, bc he's just the best, knows that this is what you need and he honestly needs to finish his work so he's "good puppy, you're so good, just keep daddy warm in your pretty little mouth while i finish up" 😵‍💫 and that's exactly what you do because you're his obedient little puppy. and when he finally shuts his laptop he's been at it for nearly an hour (not that you really minded, bc he was dotting, as always, and checked up on you frequently and gave you as many breaks as you needed, but your knees are a little achey) and so he's already soooooo close so all it takes for him to come are a couple of squeezes to his balls and a gentle suckle to the tip 😵‍💫. his moans are music to your ears and it makes the soreness in your jaw and knees completely worth it. and then he pulls you back up into his lap and smothers you in kisses until you're grinning so wide it hurts and "gosh puppy, you're the sweetest, how'd i get so lucky, hmm?" 😵‍💫 and you just abt melt bc honestly you're the lucky one

-tummy r*ding anon 😵‍💫

OH MY GOD i have no notes i am just pressing send u guys enjoy

[rainbowr0ses]

alright. I finally started Magnus Protocal- um. Below the cut is all the random notes/thoughts. None of the notes are serious, just me being silly :)

as soon as you keep reading it’ll be notes so- it starts at Alex’s starting note, and ends with Jon reading the credits.

Oh hi Alex, thanks for torturing my ears ig

oh that’s so spooky. It actually reminds me of little nightmares (I LOVE LITTLE NIGHTMARES)

JONNY (I want his voice and I get reminded of that every time)

Computer beep beep :3

Oh it’s printing

I love them. I heard their voice. 

Scottish man scary (silly)

I forget how I notice the accents, just- so apparently

I have no idea who is who, and I doubt I will until later. (It took me so long to differentiate Jon, Elias, and Tim-)

Was that person at the beginning Alex

Who??? Which of the women 😭😭😭 who is Alice and who is Gwen 

Why is the name is so wordy (lettering)

I love family dynamics- especially when it’s a joke

I have legit no idea what’s going on

C a k e

Oh spooky computer things 

Booting up pt. 2

I hate paperwork. 

Alice is so silly

WINDOWS- WHAT??????

Poor Colin

I- what the heck is the wrong with this computer

Static!

“Everythings legal in the government” (“everything is legal in Jersey”)

That- I’m getting flashbacks to every diatomaceous key I’ve read in science 

I hate this so much

This paperwork sucks

This is worse than school

JON NPC??? 

a year ago???? 🤨🤨🤨

Spooky. 

MOOOOOM Jon’s being spooky again

CHECKING IN?????????? (I hold checking OUT in my hands-)

Ooooo spooky statement time

A…. Cemetery (hey guys- hey guys. Wasn’t the first official Micheal meeting in a cemetery (or around one)??)

Preface, the random thoughts I have aren’t “THEORIES 😱😱” it’s just me being silly and writing down whatever comes to mind

The mechanisms messed with the name Author to me

Grave?

A figure-?

A wrong shape?????

I love that this an email-

Oh- so it’s giving stranger

Stranger and like- distortion vibes- but mainly stranger 

Impossible is my key word for distortion

It’s a lose-lose situation when you check something out. If you do? Your life’s ruined. If you don’t? Your life’s also ruined. There’s no way to escape. And the police don’t do anything-

I love the ai voice for the entire thing-

I LOVE GWENS VOICE

GWEN IS so MMMMMMMMMM

Lena-

Zombie

Elias Bouchard (but Jonah) vs. Jonah

I love sarcasm

I thought I broke my headphones from the-

THE HECK. ARE WE IN THE BATHROOM

YEA. COLIN IS SCARY. SOMEONE GETS IT

sip

Guys I don’t think we’re in the bathroom

CAMERA NOISES ME WHEN

e c h o e c h o

NINE!!

“A Holliday? 😐🤨”

“Im a vegetarian” me too, Colin

Type type noises

Guys I think Gwen is going to be my favorite character 

Spooky earth noises

JON JON JON JON JON JON AAAAAAAAA

I want his voice

Spelunking you say? 

I’m realizing that the earlier voice was Alex-

Magnus Institute spelunking????

H u h

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

NO NO NO NO DONT DONT DONT

AAAAAAAA THIS MAN IS GOIGN TO REGRET IT

it’s the calm ai voice-

Guys I know it’s like- Jon voice acting, but he’s breathing. You can HEAR breathing

“Really weird.” Yeah no duh. “Really weird” and the “Magnus institute” are practically synonyms at this point

This is- screaming- actually-

Paranoia? And the Magnus institute?? 🤨🤨

Hard time uploading things you say

I love how both series talks about a struggle with technology

Burnt down Magnus institute, you say?

“Tbh” 💀. I didn’t know I needed to here Jon say tbh till now

Cool vibe fr I agree

Ooooo spooky ghost

No doors

LIBRARY OR ARCHIVE?????????

ON THE FIRST LAYER

AAAAAAAAAAA

it burnt down. And there was nothing. At all.

Oh-?

Symbols? 

stains?

Huh-

Mmmmm

Back to the ai voice-

We were really getting emotional there

I-

IS HE INSIDE THIS? WHILE HES TEXTING THE FORUM??

oh lol no photo 

Old- wooden thing- wonder what that could be?

Damn- that’s real discourse for real

“Anymore”?

Oh damn the paranoia is getting to him now

OH I HATE THAT ICKY ICKY (I *hate* the idea that using a site is not how it’s actually preformed. Like receiving anonymous/private messages when *you shouldn’t be able to*)

Aggression?

bro is so casual

“Image removed by moderator”- giving tumblr fr- (silly, don’t kill me tumblr staff-) “Canaries should stay above ground”- that’s such a line. I- mmmmh. Jonny sims’ writing cooks in my brain

I- gross? The heck you mean gross

IS IT A BLOB OF EYES???

oooh emotion in the ai’s voice

I know it’s text-to-speech not ai, but it’s funnier to think of an ai voice going “are you alright 😨?” Than a text-to-speech voice (they’re similar, but there is definitely a different vibe)

Oh no. Not the temporary ban

“Thread locked by moderator” oh? What do the mods know?? It’s a valid question, and I doubt it went against any rule as it wasn’t even questioning the mods, only asking if someone is still banned to see if they’re okay. At least that’s most forum rules. In a normal situation, this would be really weird.

“So is Gwendolyn” IM DYING-

This is the like the most toxic/healthy work environment

Oh- funky audio?

Fine print. I feel like that’ll come back later. 

Ooh they’re so sappy

Oh tragic backstory

It’s giving Jon and Georgie (but like if they actually talked about things for once)

Huh- that’s an interesting theory-

Patron saint of cute what-

The sound effects are so cool! 

Colin-?? My good sir-??

Oh it’s more normal-

Nvm

Man’s is speaking so fast-

I swear he didn’t talk that fast before- maybe that’s just the music

Shout out to all the people! Everyone did such a great job, and it sounds so cool!

[whatisreggieshortfor]

My thoughts on Stranger Things.

As I watch, I’m just making this list of comments.

This will be a thread. Here is e1-4 of s1.

Will is baby. He could’ve lied about his roll and Mike never would’ve known.

Poor Benny. He was just being a good dude.

Nancy is kind of a bitch. Barb was supposed to be her best friend. I don’t know about y’all, but my best friend cuts herself trying to shotgun a beer, I’m helping her fix her hand up, not sticking around with some asshole by a pool.

Also along Barb’s lines, Jonathon was RIGHT THERE

I don’t blame Jonathon for Barb. But not gonna lie, I do blame Nancy.

Jonathon is a good ass son.

Joyce is really just losing her mind, huh?

El really has no qualms about just adventuring through someone’s house alone. Makes sense, since she was an experiment and all, but it’s amusing.

Steve is really such a pushover for Tommy and Carol, and they both suck.

Jonathon is adorable and with such a puppy crush, but hella weird that he took all those pictures when he stumbled upon Steve’s house.

Not gonna lie, Joyce’s Christmas lights? I’d let her decorate my house.

Marissa is not down for a second date, Hop. Sorry to tell ya.

STEVE YOU LEAVE BABY JONATHON ALONE

Is King Steve a fandom nickname because I haven’t heard it said ONE TIME

What was she supposed to be doing with the cat 😨

Dr Brenner you get your dirty hands off my angel

Oh NOW you wanna check if Barbs car is still where she parked. I thought you were smart Nancy.

THERES the alphabet paint I’ve been looking for

Mike you were the better Wheeler, why you gotta act like that

Oh shit Joyce got an axe

Mike be nice damn

YES EL GET THAT RADIO WORKING

People really staring at the Byers while they grieve. Like GET BACK VULTURES.

THESE BOYS REALLY LOOKED AT EL AND SAID MAKEOVER JUST TO SNEAK HER INTO SCHOOL

Lucas really just judging Mike for his flirting

These boys really cannot lie to save their asses.

Is Nancy’s favorite word just bullshit?

Putting this damn photo back together like it’s some complex puzzle

Mike snapped but El coming in with that backup yooooooo

NANCY HE IS PLANNING A FUNERAL

Not Jonathon really hearing Nancy say something he wrote his mom off as crazy for and believing it

HOPPER THAT IS NOT HOW LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATES

Joyce really watched it turn back into a wall and then took the ace to it

“Just that it came out of the wall.” This man has me soft for literally no reason.

HOPPER YOU GOTTA QUIT HITTING PEOPLE

That kid ain’t Will.

HOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY IS HE FULL OF STUFFING???

Why is Lonnie back now 🤨

Hopper is not pleased and quite frankly I’m afraid for whoever pisses him off next.