#why did they have an exploding octopus. who knows. truly inspired
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teeth achieved. [goes to sleep]
#just me hi#i'll turn that off later it's just very Hm to me loll#not exactly funny not really annoying but very Hm. Hum.#the only reason i turned on that badge was because there was a Big fricken thing on the corner of the screen announcing#HEY. YOU POSTED 100 TIMES#yea. back in 22. are you good‚ dude?#i have done that ten times over you're a little late. i'll take that though gimme them teef#//also it's one a.m. again babyyy ya boy has no idea how to go to sleep at a normal hour heck yeaaa [guitar]#anywho sneeping now. going to sneep. and after i have snooped? why‚ who knows. today sleep‚ tomorrow the world#i have got to stop quoting that movie#it starts playing in my head afterwards and i start giggling like an idiot at 2 a.m.#why did they have an exploding octopus. who knows. truly inspired#you'd think the guy dressed as a duck would be all for animal rights but nah‚ he's chucking those bad boys out like pigeon food#wait he's a penguin#you get my point though he's a birdb. he should know these things. penguins are endangered i think‚ why is he doing this to the sharks :/#inspired and yet definitely mad. so- Truly inspired#could use less animal abuse but i think he's going somewhere with that#like why not dress up your goons as exploding octopus? now THAT'S scary#imagine: you're swimming away from the penguin's current base and you feel something brush against your leg#you think 'oh no! the exploding octopus!' you look down. just then‚ it takes hold of your ankle and you begin to flail as it tests its#pulling strength#you glance down again‚ for one fleeting moment the world is on its head and your vision is swimming harder than the rest of your body#a man - anchored to the waterbed by a rope but kept just a couple feet below the surface by some arm floaties - dressed in what seems to be#a very cheap octopus costume. your head feels light‚ all the pounding in your chest starts to feel miles away. your head is suddenly#underwater‚ somehow you remember not to breath. you meet his eyes for one moment- and then BOOM exploding octopus cosplayer Explodes !!!!!#That's scary#exploding octopus is just sad. that little dude didn't even know what it was doing :(#//ANYWAY i am going to bed now hvhfbsfa#no idea why i wrote all that. tis the hour ig lolll#nighty !
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