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[puppypawprince]

it could always be worse

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 01 - 03.05.19 lbs

wedding shenanigans all over, 3 tons of makeup and hairspray finally off me, hurty feet soaking in a bucket of hot water, let's finally see what indian tv's most adorable sociopath is up to!

01.05.19

oh right. i forgot papa from hell had collapsed.

janhvi taking charge as usual, while every other idiot just stands around dithering. honestly, i don't blame her one bit for wanting to murder these useless fucks.

kavya be like yaaaaaaaar kahaan phas gayi main???

oh dhruv also got into the ambulance huh.

NO ONE BOTHERED TAKING THE MOM??? MAN, FUCK Y'ALL.

lollllll. janhvi and ishaani are stealthy whatsapping on the go.

UGH THIS FUCKER. I HATE HIM SO MUCH. HE'S SUCH A NASTY PIECE OF WORK, HONESTLY.

GAADI GHUMAAO??? ABBE OH, YEH AMBULANCE HAI, TERE GHAR KI GAADI NAHI.

lol PK calling out for dhruv being the clueless dolt that he is.

ok honestly, fuck these old ppl. he's a kid. a tinyass baby.

lol kabir, you'll wish your dad really had a heart attack in like.... 2 min. just you wait.

yupppppp.

ishaani is me. “scene kya hai????”

kavya [internally]: “vyom's family was probably so much more lowkey.“

lmao what a messy bitch.

i think janhvi genuinely cares for aarush.

yup. she likes the kid. messing with him is the line she won't cross.

how ironic that the only person i've ever seen on tellywood care about a child's mental health is a "villain".

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. OH JANHVI. BACK IN STONE COLD MODE AGAIN I SEE.

JFC WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit dhruv got a whack or two too.

janhvi's flashing back to the crimes against her dad.

aw mannnnnnnnnnn.

kabir's finally had it.

“zabaan ladaata hai apne baap ke saath?????????” god i hate this dumbass argument. he said nothing wrong. fucking get a grip.

this fucker's gonna get a heart attack for real and then no one's gonna believe him. (good.)

janhvi to the rescue. as per usual.

someone put a muzzle on this fucker.

kabir spitting some real truths and calling out his dumbass dad for being the regressive asshat he is. nice. i like him. he's a boringass dude (till now), but he's got his heart in the right place.

LMAO HE ALREADY SAID HE WAS LEAVING, YOU DON'T GET TO PRETEND YOU ARE THE ONE ORDERING HIM OUT. LOSER.

bir be like come on kid, we getting the fuck outta this madhouse. i can't stand it here any more than you can.

big bro trying to persuade, but shivaay singh oberoi lvl of big brother he is not. so lil bro is like fuck offfff.

lo idhar doosra drama. mummy, why don't you just take one of your meds and go the fuck to sleep. honestly.

blah blah blah precap waala drama.

oh ho, sirf mummy nahi, janhvi bhi giri hai.

why does she keep saying she'll die if kabir leaves? like is it just mummy wali hyperbole or a genuine fear for her life???

ishaani is most relatable in this ep. lambasting di for playing the fool and throwing herself down the stairs, and most of all, cussing out PK’s existence.

di is quite nihilistic and dgaf.

lmao “we all have to be forgiving and loving, papa.” hello kettle, this is pot. you're black.

khee khee khee.

02.05.19

time for some awkwardly romantic marham-patti.

lmaooooooo the sax music kicking in right as she says “apna kurta utaaro.” subtle, show. veryyyyyyyy subtle.

ok bish that much haldi doesn't cure anything. come the fuck on.

sexual tension ki hawa chali.

kavya is like time to be dheent as all other tellywood heroines. we shall stay here and tolerate the zillat and zalaalat because Family™.

lol idhar this idiot is clueless and chipper as ever.

and her face says everything that it has to. (“bitch shut up, you know nothing.”)

oh ho, she has very austere eating habits. no doubt from her poverty waala childhood.

she's gonna end up falling in love with this simpleass fool, isn't she? ugh.

UGH. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEIN HEIN HEIN?????????? SORRY??????

we already know what's coming toh ainvayi ka buildup kyun.

her sindoor is so tedha, it's bothering me.

“main un filmon ka villain baap nahi hoon,” says the villain baap of the show.

god can he just hand over the cheque so she can rip him to bits.

yuck he's being super creepy. “fulfill your needs”, ick.

“amount bharne ke liye pen chahiye.” god i wish she'd actually take the money and fucken walk away from this shitshow. par saare heroines ko moral integrity dikhaani hai.

lol. dekha. integrity. pft.

"mujhe bas shagun ke 11 rs chahiye. aur is ghar mein acceptance.” lol didi, woh toh milne se raha 200+ episodes tak.

he told her not to do melodrama of phaadofying cheque and yelling and yeh dekho.

lololololol god i love her.

hein???? is this supposed to be aarush???? it's not the same kid as the last eps, is it???? 

throw hands, kabir. throwwww handssssss. no one talks to your kid like that!

oh how maaji's tune has changed. now she's all KAVYA HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFC VIDHWA POOJA WHAT THE FUCKEN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ofc janhvi ko yaahan bhi mahaan banna hai. why did she have to admit she put the idea into their heads tho???

lord above mummy toh melodrama par utar aayi.

UGH THIS GUY???? WHY'S HE STILL IN THE HOUSE? DOESN'T HE HAVE A PRESSCON TO GO TO??????

new bachcha is a little too precocious. do not like.

thank god at least dadaji and dhruv have some decency left.

god i think i hate him more than tej oberoi. which is not an easy task.

oh shit. kabir's here. DRAAAAAAAAAAMA TIME.

janhvi valiantly trying with her chikni-chupdi baatein, but kabir used logic and rationality! KO!

oooh kabir's gonna do something juicy, i can feel it.

SHRAADH! YIIIIIIIKES.WHOSE THO, PAPA’S OR HIS OWN???

no need for a dna test, kabir is fully his parents' son, proved by his 100% inheritance of the dramatic genes from BOTH sides.

03.05.19

damn ok i really like kabir. for both having the stones to stand up to This Fucker™, as well as making it entertaining as helllllll when he does it.

bg mein iske expressions lajawaab.

go bir! go bir!

(minor question tho, bachche ko wahin poha-jalebi ke thele pe chodh aaya kya???????)

oh shut up dude. he was fully leaving till your dumbass wife begged him not to.

lmaooooooooooo.

bir like bitch i'm bored of your bs. i'm not leaving. imma stay right here and fight your old regressive ass. try me, you old fart. just try me.

lololololol it's amazing how everyyyyyyyyyy single person is overjoyed to hear that This Fucker™ finally has it coming to him via kabir. 

“yeh sab karna mera agenda nahi hai. main toh bas... yoon hi. aise hi.” lol army se lambi chhutti mili hai, bore ho raha hoga.

oh thank god, the kid's at home.

shit, bir and kavya gonna get into a fight now.. ouff yaar, it's not even a real marriage yet, to put up with the garbage bits of it.

“i can explain everything.”

“achcha? toh yeh petrol ke prices kyun badhte jaa rahein hain?”

snort. snarky motherfucker.

ok kabir, i was on your side till now but there's no need to take that tone with her and call her stupid. go yell at your dumbass emotional blackmailing mother.

ofc This Fucker™ has some shady goon-minion.  

wth is "pre-history"???

whooooooooo this and why is janhvi scared of him????

i'm sure they have "pre-history". someone who saved her from the fire or something? in any case, he's someone who knows her story and may or may not be affiliated with her.

WOMEN AND PARTICULARLY WIDOW EMPOWERMENT IS HIS THEME HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dhruv is like dude you are sooooooo full of shit but i don't have the balls like kabir to call you out, so imma glare at you resentfully.

lololololol everyone got the video of him cussing out kavya at the vidhwa pooja.

MY AVENGING ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but also that burnt structure is still just standing there like 20 years later???? they didn't knock it down? it didn't FALL down???

aise toh yeh ban gaya mayor.

uh girl i don't think you should walk into the building???

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. fuck him upppppp ladies.

flashback time.

arre yeh toh pehle waala naitik haina???

oh something nasty is coming.

this isn't their home???? then what random house is this????

oh boy.

sighhhhhhhhhhhh.

oh shit who's knocking???????? bet it's the creepy driver.

tomorrow: PK continues to fly off the handle and be a massive douchecanoe to everyone. kabir continues to throw his body in front of kavya's to protect her. janhvi continues to simper and smirk.