#why do connie and sasha have such stoner energy?

[arlert-angel]

a little extra ☪

♡ plug!eren x reader (modern!au)

❥ you’ve gotten some pretty good deals out of your plug. your friends connie and sasha help you realize why that is.

❥ wc: 3.5k

❥ cw: drug use (weed), alcohol mentioned, spit, oral (male and female receiving), impact play, v slight dubcon, dacryphilia, kinda hard dom eren idk

❥ note: maybe i dabble with the devil's lettuce from time to time... sue me!! but idk how i feel about this one lol

You never thought too hard about how much you were spending on weed.

When you got to college and you met Eren, he gave you much lower prices than what you were used to. You didn’t assume it had anything to do with you. You actually thought that your high school plug must’ve been scamming you. You had a fleeting moment of bitterness and then that was that.

You would have never questioned it further if Sasha and Connie hadn’t said anything.

It was a Friday night and the trio of you guys were hotboxing a fort that you built in your shared apartment. Sasha was crunching insanely loud on chips and Connie was laying on both of you while running his own commentary on some B horror movie. This was your guy's typical weekend after a stressful week of school. Sometimes you all would branch out and go to a party, but for the most part you guys liked to relax.

“I swear Eren’s quality improved,” Connie noted, taking a rip from the bong you three were passing around.

“Mmmm,” Was all you offered in reply, not tired, but too lazy to form a response.

“How much did you say you got all this for?” Sasha asked in between chomps. You missed the sneaky glance she shared with Connie.

“25, why?” You mumbled before stealing some chips.

“25 for an eighth is insane, and this is some high shelf,” Connie laughed, which made Sasha giggly as a chain reaction.

“What's so funny about that?” You opened your own snacks, preemptively handing Sasha some of your cookies before she could ask.

“I’m just wondering how much free weed it’s gonna take for you to finally fuck him,” Connie pointed out like it was the most obvious thing in the world and in result Sasha laughed so hard she snorted.

“Wait, you think he’s been giving me good deals and stuff cause he wants to fuck?” Your mind was already in shambles from being high, but this felt like an impossible math problem at the moment.

“I tried to tell you when he gave you edibles for free,” Sasha chimed in, having finally calmed down and wiped leftover tears from her eyes.

“But he just said they were new and to tell me how I liked them?” You explained, but you didn’t even convince yourself.

“Y/N, he’s a businessman, and he cannot be making any money with you,” Sasha lit the bong back up and took a hit, then passed it to you.

“Bet, if I text him right now for an eighth the price will be different,” Connie wagered.

“I mean knock yourself out,” You coughed out the smoke you were holding, “But I doubt this is gonna prove anything.”

“Sure…” Connie took out his phone and shot Eren a text asking about prices before locking his phone.

“Aren’t you gonna wait for the reply?” You tried to pass the bong to Connie without looking, but had to look up when he didn’t take the glass from your hand.

“Y/N…” Connie and Sasha both were looking at you weirdly.

“What?”

“Does Eren... your plug, reply to you immediately?” Sasha was the one who asked, but both of them didn’t stop the strange expressions of their faces.

“Better question, when he texts you that he's on his way how soon does he get here?” Connie asks, starting to hold back giggles.

“Stop!” Sasha hits him, beginning to laugh at herself, “Don’t make me laugh, I want to hear them answer?”

“He gets back to me at a normal time and arrives at a reasonable amount of time, is that really all that weird?” You ask, looking at the shocked expressions of your best friends.

“Forget fucking, I think Eren loves you,” Sasha teased before giggling some more.

“You should ask him about it tomorrow at Jean’s party,” Connie stole a cookie before grabbing the bong.

“Maybe I will, just to prove you guys wrong,” You declared, but neither of them looked convinced.

You slept in the following day. When you woke up you checked all the messages you received, one of which was a screenshot from Connie.

“40?” You read aloud in disbelief.

Eren told Connie he'd give him an eighth for 40 dollars. The exact same stuff you had gotten too.

Holy shit.

Eren Jaeger had some sort of motive when it came to you. Whether it be romantic or just wanting to fuck, there was no way he was giving you extra out of the kindness of his heart.

You decided that you would confront him about it at Jean's party. The worst that could happen is that he starts charging you like everyone else. A good case scenario would be getting to fuck him. Eren was hot and you had no complaints if things turned out that way.

Later that day after getting ready with Sasha and Connie, you guys walked to Jean's fraternity. His frat house was only a block or two away from your guy's campus apartment.

The party was by no means some project X rager, but there were quite a bit of people. Most people weren't drunk enough to start dancing yet, so everyone was chatting happily amongst friends in different sections of the house.

You step outside on a mission, knowing that usually Eren could be found with stoners that sat around the fire pit. You spotted his man bun and then took in his outfit. He was wearing all black, with simple black jeans and t-shirt, but also had a thin silver chain hanging from his neck.

He looked good. His broad shoulders and muscle arms seemed to stand out more today, or maybe you just weren't paying close enough attention before.

Hyping yourself up, you managed to walk yourself over to him and steal an empty seat next to him. Eren took a drag of the blunt that he had been smoking and seemed to drink in your presence before passing it to someone else.

"Y/N, you look good this evening," He shamelessly looked you up and down. How had you missed all these looks before? He looked like he wanted to devour you.

"You're not so bad yourself," You flirted back which seemed to spark his interest.

You never really paid his flirty comments any mind before, but now he noticed a new glint of lust in your eyes. To say he was intrigued was an understatement. Eren had wanted you since the beginning of the year. If this was the opportunity he needed to take, he definitely would.

"What brings you here, don't you usually stay in with Connie and Sasha?" Eren made conversation, not too interested with the answer. He was more preoccupied with imagining how he'd take off your clothes.

"Yeah… but we go out sometimes!" You defended, not wanting to bring up that he was slightly part of your motivation to come tonight. Also didn't want to ask him about giving you free weed when other customers were probably sitting across from you.

"And where are those two?" Eren leaned closer, boldly placing a hand on your thigh. The heat of his large hand made you a little disoriented. You noted the look of satisfaction on his face when you didn't shove him off.

"I think they said they were going to challenge Armin and Jean to beer pong, but they're awful at that so the game might be over by now," You explained, but if they truly were finished they probably would've been out here smoking by now.

But speak of the devils and they shall appear. Connie and Sasha came stumbling across the lawn to where you were seated.

"What's up, Eren," Connie and Eren did a weird handshake of sorts, and Sasha seemed to be scanning the area with a plan in mind.

"Wow, no more seats huh? Eren, you should go take Y/N to get some drinks, so Connie and I don't have to sit on the floor," Sasha wasn't that smooth sober, but intoxicated she sounded like a robot monologuing. She might as well have said: be alone together.

"Yeah, sounds good," Eren stood and held out his hand for you. Eren began to lead you back inside, and you looked back at your best friends. They were making sexual gestures and kissy faces, almost making you laugh.

"Wanna go somewhere more private?" Eren shot his shot, forgoing drinks.

"Sure," You agreed, not minding one bit where this might lead.

You guys ended up in a bedroom, you didn't know who's, and wondered if Eren did. Eren calmly sat on the bed, legs spread, and watched you stand in the center of the room.

"Eren, I have a question," You walked closer, into his personal space. His hand gripped your hip and he looked up at you.

"Shoot," He grinned lazily, his eyes looking like they were already undressing you.

"Did you give me free weed because you wanted to fuck me?" You asked, placing your own hands on his shoulders.

"Hmm, maybe," He pretended to think it over, "Or maybe I'm just a nice guy."

"You think so?" You teased slightly.

"Not really, being nice isn't anything I'm used to. I much prefer being mean," He smirked to himself almost like there was an inside joke you were missing before continuing, "But why do you ask? Worried if we fuck you're not going to get anything from me anymore?"

"No, I don't mind," You let Eren guide you onto his lap, "I want this either way."

"That's good to hear," Eren began kissing your throat. He gave small kisses until he reached your pulse point and there he sucked hard. It made you squirm on his lap and he pulled away.

"So eager, aren't you?" He didn't say anything, but the look in his eye was absolutely degrading. It made you tingle all the more.

"I'm not the only one," You stated, rolling your hips against the hard-on you felt underneath you, "Besides, you must've wanted this for quite some time, hmm?"

Eren did not seem to appreciate your teasing.

He smoothly spun you both around, and shoved you on the bed, with him hovering over you. His hand was around your throat and his hands slid into your pants. It happened so fast, your body and pounding heart processed it before your brain did.

"So what if I did, hmm? Does it make you wet knowing I wanted this pussy for so long?" He teasingly rubbed your clit through your panties, causing a surprised moan to escape you.

"What pretty noises you make," Eren complimented, "I want to hear some more."

With that he began undressing you, and quickly you were only in your bra and panties. The only item Eren had taken off himself was his shirt, but holy shit was he a beautiful sight. His silver chain shined against his tan skin and his muscles flexed with each of his movements.

"Open your mouth," He commanded as he leaned over you. The scent of his expensive perfume was intoxicating at this proximity, you had to shake yourself out of a daze to follow his order.

You watched as he gathered spit in his mouth, you had time to close your mouth, but you didn't want to. He spit directly in your mouth. When you felt his saliva meet your own, your pussy clenched in excitement.

Eren's thigh was in between your legs and he pressed himself closer against you at the feeling of your cunt throbbing.

Next, Eren took off your bra with surprisingly quick skill. It was something you didn't dwell on long because Eren quickly sucked a nipple into his mouth, hard.

He continued sucking and tweaking your nipples, and giving your breasts sloppy kisses in between. Meanwhile, he continued to grind his jean clad thigh into you, giving you enjoyable friction.

"Hah! Eren, please!" You cried out, mind muddled from all the pleasure. He had barely started and your head was already in the clouds.

"Hmm? What do you want, use your words baby," One of Eren's hands was wrapped gently around your throat, and the other was busy pushing hair out of your face lovingly.

"I-I don't k-know, oh fuck," You whined when Eren grinded his clothed hard-on into you.

"Y-Y-You don't know?" Eren mocked you, "Maybe you don't want anything?" He started to pull away, and you desperately latched onto him.

"Your cock," You managed to get out, still scared he might leave you high and dry.

"So, you do know what you want," He smirked, standing and began to unbuckle his pants, "You want my cock, pretty baby?"

"Yes, please," You whimpered, coming face to face with Eren's bulge that was prominent even behind his briefs.

"She has manners too!" He stroked hair gently at first, but abruptly yanked you closer, "If you want it so bad then suck it."

Eren took his cock out directly in front of your lips, and you would be lying if you said your mouth didn't water at the sight. He was on the long side of average, maybe six inches or six and half, but he was also very thick. He seemed to be well groomed and had a couple prominent veins that caught your eye.

Overall, Eren Jaeger had a pretty cock.

When you finished admiring, you didn't hesitate to open your mouth and swirl your tongue around his leaking head. Your mouth, and more specifically your jaw, had to get used to his thickness as you hollowed your cheeks to suck more of him into your mouth. You were mindful of your teeth and let your tongue tease a particular vein.

"Your mouth feels so good, Jesus Christ," Eren groaned and seemed to unconsciously buck into you. The sight of him lost in pleasure was too much for you. Your hand immediately shot down to your clit to ease it's ache, before you slipped your fingers inside yourself.

Eren half-lid eyes immediately sharpened to laser focus, and he withdrew his dick from your mouth.

"I don't remember telling you to touch yourself?" Eren pulled your hand out of your panties and looked at you disappointed.

"But Eren–"

He slapped you.

It wasn't hard enough to bruise or even ache tomorrow, but it was hard enough to leave behind some sting and shock.

"If you're going to make excuses, don't bother speaking," Eren gripped your cheeks with one hand and made you meet his dark gaze.

"I'm sorry," You didn't know why disappointing Eren almost made you emotional, but tears gathered anyhow, "Please, I won't do it again."

"Of course you won't, baby," He played with your hair again, but this time gathering it at the back of your head, "Make it up to me, yeah? Take my cock down your throat."

You opened your mouth obediently, even though you doubted you could fit that much inside, you wanted to please him.

"Fuck, that's it," Eren thrusted, sliding half of his cock inside your mouth, getting the back of your throat prepared. He used only that length for a while, but once he felt you get into a groove, he pushed further.

Immediately your throat spasmed in protest and you gagged as Eren began to fuck your throat. Eren let out moans and grunts in a beautiful melody. One you couldn't appreciate because you were too focused on trying to breathe. You tried to tap his thighs when you felt like the limited air that was coming through your nose wasn't enough, but Eren continued.

"You can take it," He held you close for another long couple of seconds, your nose pressed to his pelvis. He groaned at your gagging throat, before releasing you entirely.

You quickly caught your breath in gasps of air, tasting the tears that were streaming down your cheeks. Your head was spinning, but your body was buzzing in excitement.

"You're so beautiful like this," Eren groaned, taking in your tear stained cheeks and swollen lips.

"Eren, I need you," Your neglected pussy seemed to throb in agreement as you crawled your way onto the bed.

"You need me?" His eyes seemed to sparkle at that, "Where do you need me? Here?" He rubbed your clothed cunt, gaining a whine from you.

"Yes, please," You grinded into his fingers, but he pulled them away. Before you could complain he began removing your panties, sailing them far across the room.

"Your pussy belongs to me now, right?" Eren moved himself down your body, making himself eye level with your pussy. He toyed with your leaking wetness and brought it up to your clit.

"Yeah, it's yours," you were still catching your breath from getting face-fucked when Eren decided to bury his face into your cunt.

"Fuck!" You swore, surprised at the sudden pleasure.

Eren strongly grabbed your thighs, tugging them wide apart, but you didn't mind. He moaned into you as he licked you in quick, repetitive patterns.

The obnoxious slurping noises that he made might have embarrassed you if he wasn't making you feel so good. He rubbed his face back and forth, his nose nudging your clit.

"Ah! Eren, I think I might–"

He pulled away.

"W-Why?" You couldn't help but pout as tears of frustration formed in your eyes.

"Baby, don't cry! I want to feel you cum around my cock," He wiped away your tears in what felt like insincerity. He knew exactly what he was doing to you, "Now, wanna ride me?"

You let Eren guide you over his cock, still reeling over your loss of orgasm. But you felt yourself come back to life when you began sinking down onto him.You somehow underestimated Eren's thickness and you definitely were feeling the stretch, you probably will feel it tomorrow as well.

When he finally bottomed out in you, you both couldn't seem to take your eyes off at where you were connected. Your pussy was fluttering around him and you felt him so deep inside.

"You're squeezing me so much, holy shit," Eren's eyebrows furrowed in what seemed like concentration, as he gripped his hands around your hips.

"You're so deep," You slid your hands up his chest and gripped his shoulders for support to help bounce slightly, testing the waters.

"Move." He wasn't begging, he was ordering, but you were more than willing to oblige. You rocked your hips to gain rhythm and steadied yourself before continuing to bounce.

Eren aided you, pulling you back down onto his cock, and meeting your thrust halfway. You ignored the burn in your thigh muscles and continued to slam yourself down, gaining speed as you did.

The pornographic slaps of skin echoed in the room, mixed in with your moans and Eren's grunts. People hearing from the party didn't cross your mind at all. The only thing that was on your mind was: Eren and cumming.

As you continued to fuck, Eren made himself busy sucking and kissing your bouncing tits. He also began rubbing your clit lightly, pausing when he felt you seemed a little too close. This had you whining in frustration, but you didn't stop.

He was filling you up incredibly, and you felt his cock repetitively drag across a particular spot that had you clenching. He noticed the way you tensed and moaned louder when that happened, so he switched his angle slightly and had you practically screaming.

"Oh fuck, please Eren, please, please," You didn't know what you were saying, you didn't really care, but you knew the high you were chasing was right around the corner.

"Please? You want to cum? You want to cream around my cock?" You had no time to answer.

Eren held your hips still and thrusted into you hard, hitting your special spot every time.

He brought one hand back to your clit and you were done for.

You collapsed onto Eren's chest, tits crushing against him. You were babbling absolute nonsense, and crying from the overwhelming pleasure that just kept coming as Eren thrust up into you.

You felt yourself release the coil in your stomach, and you swore you could actually see stars. Eren didn't let up, chasing his own high that also seemed to be approaching.

"You're clenching me so tight, fuck, fuck," He spun you both around, you were now flat on your back as Eren continued to pound you into the mattress, hips stuttering slightly.

You felt him twitch inside you, right before he pulled out. He swore loudly, cumming all over your pussy and a little on your stomach too.

You both caught your breaths as Eren slumped beside you.

"I'll give all the weed you want, if we can do that again," Eren was only half joking as he looked at your fucked out state.

"Definitely again," Is all you could say back as you gathered all the thoughts that had been fucked out of you.

When you told Connie and Sasha the next day you got two big I-told-you-so's, but they were supportive as long as they got some free weed out of it.

You didn't respond to the group chat when Jean sent a picture of your underwear with the text: Is this any of yours?

You discovered whose room that was though.