#why isn't that my mouth he's caressing 😤😤😤

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How their female version would be like Ft. Seijoh & Fukurodani & Nekoma

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Iwaizime,Oikawa,Bokuto,Akaashi,Kenma,Kuroo X Gn!reader Genre:Fluff,Smut,Crack Format:Headcanons Warnings:Nsfw content,kinda suggestive,mentions of women's private part,mentions of scissoring, dom/switch/bottom characters Word Count:1.3K A/n: I don't know why im doing this but I am so don't forget to like this shit 🙂 used she/her pronouns for the characters,not proofread,English isn't my main language so spare me if theres any mistakes in the text below

Part one with Karasuno

↬Kenma

-Loooooneeeer lmao

-shes like the shy girl whos always distance from everyone (except for her bff,Kuroo)

-shes actually a really cute girl <: has the same hair style as her male version, except that now she has cute bee/kitty hair clipses on -

-shes not eye catching,tbh.always trying to avoid everyones attention and drowns herself in her videogames

-boys recognize her as "the cute,shy girl whos always running away from having conversations"

-and they have a point lmao (remember when Kageyama started asking random questions from Ken?like that)

-I think she'll be around 162 cm tall

-lmao I just cant picture her in bed

-ok but im telling you she wont suck your dick (if you have one lol)

-she just seems like the kinda type who would turn your request down.she doesn't like doing it

-shes quiet in bed🥺just lets out quiet whimpers and silent moans

-am I the only person who thinks she has the tightest,prettiest pussy ever? 🚶🏻‍♀️

-she'll be frustrated if you eat her out

-her expression is soooooo wholesome T^T

-will be blushing like heck while desperately pushing your head down to her pretty little pussy

-she might not show it,but she likes your company.a lot.specially if you play her favorite games with her

-her head on your shoulder,her tongue out of her mouth due to overfocusing, playing like her life depends on it with a serious face. you were so attracted to her at her cute expression that you didn't even pay attention to the game and lost after 20 seconds

-she excitedly turned her face to your direction,and met with your thirsty lips that were craving for the taste of her

-after a few seconds of shock,she closed her eyes,arms rapping around your neck as she lied on the bed under her

-it was supposed to be a "gaming night",but turned out to be something more <3

↬Kuroo

-this bitch lmao

-cocky brat

-gives me switch/dom vibes :D

-always talks back at you,and lets be honest,nothing turns you on more than that

-shes 168 cm tall,maybe?

-has short hair,reaches under her shoulders while a bit of it covers her right eye

-which leads you to gently push them behind her ear to see that mfucking gorgeous face of hers 😤

-shes actually nice.might be cocky,might be a hard ass,but shes nice

-youre stubborn too ofc,but the minute she smiles at you then gives you a quick peck on the lips youre on your knees for her

-everybody knows hes yours.she made it clear herself,and youre greatfull for that

-likes to play with your hair :) your head on her lap while watching some romantic movie as you sense her fingers digging into your hair,gently caressing it T^T

-Yaku is her best friend after Kenma.sure,they argue a lot and compete with each other on everything,but that weirdly led into a strong friendship that was unnoticed by so many people,especially themselves

-rough sex in the shower

-omg help

-hardcore scissoring sessions? check✅

-if you have pussy tho lmao

↬Iwaizumi

-lmao idk

-shes a tough one bitches ok?

-but she has a soft spot for people she cares about,and youre definitely one of them so don't worry :D

-SHORT OR MEDIUM SIZED HAIR.MESSY,DARK BROWN HAIR

-shes so fucking slim.like everybodys dreaming to hook up with her,but they already know what the answer is

-a big NO

-why the fuck would she even let people near her when she has you?

-doesn't hit Oikawa that much anymore.only aims the back of her head and smacks her XD (yup Oiks is a girl too)

-"Focus,shittykawa;or im sending all of your lame pics to your s/o" "so mean to me,Iwa-chan!!!what did I ever do to ya?"

-her height is about 164 cm

-likes to be the big spoon,but sometimes she needs to receive affection the way she deserves ok?

-staring at each others eyes while being intimate? check✅

-youre literally one of the only people shes able to keep her guard down around them

-looks pissed all the time and is kinda scary,but shes actually a sweetheart <3

-burries her face in the crook of your neck when being the big spoon,kissing your sensitive neck while telling you how much you mean to her :)

↬Oikawa

-its shittykawas turn now XD

-popular

-POPULAR

-POPULARRRRRRRRR

-Its really annoying tbh.like shes your girl,but everyone still tries to play dumb,deny that fact and hit on her

-which is why you asked Iwaizumi to teach you how to fight,just in case that things (your jealousy) gets outta hand

-shes a bottom :>

-a naughty one hehe

-has long hair,like…it reaches her hips,and its always down

-you love her hair.love to bruch it for her when shes being lazy in the morning,or smell the strawberry-scented shampoo on it while cuddling at night

-her heights around…166 cm?

-has so many exes,and since theyre attending the same school/university as you,youre always running to them while hanging out with her in the yard

-sooooooooo annoying

-loves to receive gifts from you.sure,she always gets stuff from her fans,but with you…its different

-is a pro in bed,and has definitely lost her virginity before you

-being her s/o is really challenging,but its worth it,cuase you get to date the most amazing,sweetest girl in the world

↬Bokuto

-clingyyyyyyyy

-in a really cute way

-like god shes like literally the cutest creature in the whole fucking world

-loves hugs.loves kisses.loves any type of affection I FUCKING MEAN IT

-attacks you with hugs.like,your walking in the hallway and suddenly shes running toward you,jumping on you as you unconsciously wrap your arms around her,preventing her to fall

-"hiiiiiiiiiii babyyyyyyyyyy I missed youuuuuu *mwah!"

-her hair is long,and is always braided into pigtails shape (most of the time by you :>)

-she wont go away if you do not give her morning kisses

-always clinging onto your lap,hiding in your embrace as she places her head onto your chest T^T

-ADORABLE

-shes hot and cute the same time.the type of girl who doesn't really tries to be attractive,but naturally is and has no idea about it

-her height is around 166

-istg your days wont go without her showering you into kisses

-theres no way shell break up with you

-puts you above everything and everyone.youre her first priority

-shes a bottom 🥺 a loud kind of one

-her nonestop compliments has made you develop a praise kink

-likes to wear your clothes and act cute around you <3

-if you don't eat her up I will *-*

↬Akaashi

-please marry her.you will not find anybody better than her I am telling you

-Sooooo mature

-Sooooo nice

-Sooooo sweet

-Sooooo responsible

-Sooooo understanding

-always looks out for you.youre having trouble with something? just leave it to the strong hands of this girl

-shes a giver in bed,and a switch

-shes the "lets bare the pressure together.were gonna get through this.i got you" type of girl :)

-her hair is a bit-just a bit-shorter than Bokutos,and her height is around 164 cm

-this girl is GORGEOUS.have you seen her eyes? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? that damn,ocean eyes,or as Selena Gomez says "swimming,in your eyes in your eyes in your eyes Egyptian blue,something ive never had without you"

-the most delicious neck belongs to this neck.she smells like a fucking banquet of roses, making you lose your mind and go crazy over that white,fine looking neck of hers

-her styles are unique.theyre not fancy,very simple honestly; but somehow she becomes stunning when she wears them.she knows how to match things up

-speaking of matching things,you have matching rings ;)

-which was bought from you.a pair of silver-colored rings,that would look breath taking on her long,pale fingers T^T

-marry her or im stealing her from you istg

reblogs are sooooooo much eppreciated :)