#wiickedwitch

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@wiickedwitch from X

“Just as evil? Ha! You wish,” he scoffed. The witch had always had a way of igniting his competitive side. “There are few in the Cyberuniverse capable of toppling The Hacker at his own game. That includes you, my sweet Wicked.”

He grunted as she claimed the seat on his lap as if it were her personal throne. “Alright, what did you want to say to our future legions?” he said, his face flushing hot.

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@wiickedwitch asked:

*drapes self across his control panel*

“Careful—” The nerves that welled up his chest when he spotted what she was carelessly flaunting herself atop of caused him to gasp and hiccup at the same time. “That’s the one that activates the disco devastation ray.”

As if on queue, a disco ball dropped down from the ceiling, showering in multi-color neon lights. This was followed by a dance track blasting out from the ship’s speakers. “Wicked, please come down from there,” he begged as a confirmation pop-up appeared on the computer screen.

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@grandvizier asked:

your opinion on wicked and how she treats you

“There’s a reason the way up is described as a ladder and not an escalator, my dear. There are no free rides.”

“I bid you play your cards carefully. Lest you end with a losing hand and a scorned opponent.”

@wiickedwitch