#wishlist / tbt

[lifesliced]

au where your muse and romeo work at a late 1990s-early 2000s blockbuster / hollywood video together on the same late-night shifts

[sarishim]

dynamic where someone knows gabriel appearing is generally a catalyst (biblically) and they actively keep trying to avoid/ignore him.

[radiaking]

Exes w/benefits tho 👀👀👀

[cartelheir]

everyone: cute endgame ships <3

me: get this. what if they hated each other but also they fuck. no they don't really fall in love or get along eventually except for a few rare moments of affection and softness they just keep on being enemies with benefits because the angry sex is too good and they feel drawn to each other. in his essay i will

[embodies]

ok.... ship ideas for the muses that come to mind in no particular order!!! very mild n.sfw references, not going to tag but fair warning.

alisha : i need someone to love her despite being unable to touch her, to teach her love is more than physical affection / lust. it would be unbearable and angsty to have no contact but when her power changes and they can touch.... best sex in the world i can't lie

bellamy : he's so easily impressionable / corruptible i just want him to be blinded by what he thinks is love and isn't even necessarily that? i have a cop verse for him which could easily be swayed by a criminal he's going after or similar, same with factions in t100 although i hate canon

dean : hunter couple? unhealthy bc it's all they know and like... if they stop hunting maybe they don't have chemistry anymore??? OR dean's hunting your muse and uh... for whatever reason that gets complicated hehe <3

elizabeth : tbh let her break ur muse's heart and shatter it with her heel

jesse : post - show new identity, gets with ur muse, feels like he's living a lie, opens up about it all, veryyyyyy angsty traumatising maybe there's a breakup and make up... ALTERNATIVELY.... childhood sweethearts and he's then recognised by your muse years later after brba has happened :') uh oh... i'd also LOVE just a cute neighbours fallin for each other plot (NOT same lines as canon with jane, different font similar style)

faith : i just need chaotic sapphic energy i'm not gonna elaborate

mike : i would LOVE to interact with his canon relationships tbh if anyone wants to write jess or emily i would DIE!!! but generally speaking he goes absolutely OBSESSIVE post game and it's unhealthy and i need someone to be along for the ride but also like... wanting him to stop hunting for the shit that killed his friends

generic ship dynamics i need, open to any applicable muses:

bonnie & clyde / killer couple vibes

friends with benefits

hate sex tbh, enemies to... just more enemies

fake couple or alternatively couple in secret

snowed in sharing a bed i don't care if it's cheesy

immortal/mortal couple?

destined to be together in every lifetime

our muses see each other 1 day a year by habit no matter how far they drift apart, some days they just smoke cigarettes until dawn others it gets emotional other times they hook up, just forever meeting up no matter how long they haven't seen each other for

[brightblessed]

// I do really want someone to let Roi really fall apart. There are so many times where he could have. Almost did. After the banquet and losing his magic. After Haurchefant. Just being in Ala Mhigo again. Losing to Zenos and seeing so much death there. Feeling like a kid in his homeland again as he watched it all burn. After the Scions all dropped before he went to the First. Turning into a Lightwarden (which is still the worst he has ever been mentally) and knowing he's going to die and destroy everything. When the Exarch died. After having his body stolen by Zenos (which is still a massive trauma that he has nightmares about), seeing the final days and knowing he caused it by killing Zodiark. Venat dying. Losing all of his friends in Ultima Thule. More or less dying after the fight with Zenos and only coming back due to Dynamis. The attack on Tuliyollal.

[mingos]

📎

For every 📎 I get in my ask box, I'll post a thread that I want to do.

　　　　　doffy teaching children how to commit crimes.

a big reason why i created this account in the first place was because i made this post where i'm giggling over this screencap of doffy teaching law... something from a book and how i have no idea what he could be teaching him since i doubt they're all medical books. so i joked about doflamingo teaching law how to commit tax evasion.

you should all give your muses verses where they join the dq pirates as children so doffy can teach them how to commit crimes, like how to case a house or how to be a drug mule.

[flosalatus]

I want Vash to lose his temper

That's it that's the post.

[lifesliced]

aus romeo is perfect for -

the blockbuster employees au

the mma fighter au

fallout aus (already mentioned)

post-apocalyptic aus in general

fantasy aus

s.kyrim, d.ragon a.ge, b.g3 aus

lycan/werewolf au (i have a bias, co has one too lmao)

your original canon - he can literally fit anywhere for the most part

any modern au including my own

b.ioshock aus

like any au come on

[sarishim]

gabe speaks to your muse in their native language threads pleaseeeeeee

[traumamadearch]

verses i want 

- infected leon

- vampire leon 

- assassin leon

[cartelheir]

i want a plot that's like. accidental pregnancy and nobody reacts well to it, and pat tells them she'll get an abortion but she ends up not doing it. cut to them finding out about it however long later

[hxvemxnd]

18. Are there any AU’s you’d like to explore but haven’t had the chance to yet?

♡ Munday Meme ♡

// I think Zazie in a modern AU as a cryptid would be super dope, and i'd also love to steal a vash eventually for an au where zaz met him before knives because i think THAT would be super cool too.

// A modern au zazie would legit live like in the fucking mountain and take on the form of actual bugs more often than human. But just to fuck w humans bc its hilarious i think they'd take a human form when like a single person came out to 'hunt' for them and scare the ever loving PISS outta ppl. They'd also use their bugs to fuck w ghost hunting equipment, like whispering words that spirit boxes would pick up. They'd make their home base seem haunted as FUCK. And they'd get a serious kick outta it i feel.

// As for vash meeting zaz first, altho i've not talked w any knives in great detail my own headcanons r that zaz highkey sides w him... because they met him first. because he was able to help supply food and water to the hive and as a result zaz is fairly loyal. if they'd met vash first tho zaz would coexist better with humans imo and probably not tolerate knives as much as zaz tolerates vash in canon. these r just ideas floating in my head as i spitball this bc again i haven't talked out loud about it - but a zazie that met vash first is likely to be a lot further along in their realization that 'living isn't just surviving' realizations. plus, tracking down dying plants is easier when ur companion has several THOUSANDS of eyes all over the planet.

[cynicallyscorned]

i would love for a scenario where main versed cynic has to be the good guy.

not because he wants to help people. not because its the right thing to do. because he doesnt care for any of that (why should he? nobody ever gave a damn about him). no - his motive would be strongly dependent on a specific person he cares about. someone he loves who DOES CARE about that. he wouldnt be able to understand why. he couldn't understand why. but if its that important to them...

cynic is selfish like that. but, his selfishness can turn to selflessness. the potential exists.

[palaceofmuses]

Jace, Luke and Joffrey meeting Aemma in the afterlife

[peacehunted]

Thinkin about a fella (or anybody) receiving assistance in shaving some facial hair.

Oooooo should they be trusted with a razor so close to such a vital spot?

The exciting tension if they can't... the soft tenderness if they can....

Yeah... I think about this once in a while. The same amount a normal person would.