#with Shep getting waisted and making the Reapers seem like the less destructive force

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Me: I'm going to write a Mass Effect story

also Me: let's make a story that literally takes place during the ending which is about Shepard getting drunk, going crazy and Garrus having to deal with the conseguence while Shep is hungover (and maybe still on fire)