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instructions very clear. managed to convince the game that a particularly well made sock puppet is a player, spawned in with a dreamself and everything. still trying to figure out if it's alive or not though
Well, if it originally wasn't, it now retroactively is.
No, seriously. There isn't any "tricking" the game into recognizing someone as a Player. If the game recognizes it as a valid Player, it has always been a valid Player.
The game hates being wrong, so it makes it that it never is. I strongly recommend to comply with its assumptions of what you are.
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SN Tech Support (Gear)
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Gear, why is the godtier flight subroutine inside out? HOW is it inside out?
- Grey Aerian, Supplier of Semicolons.
For everyone who somehow accessed that layer of code but not the Tech Support Discord: It's for access. In case you are in developer/tester hybrid position at SkaiaNet and you are currently flying, you want to be able to patch the code quickly without fighting you way through it. And by "quickly" I mean "before you reach an obstacle that triggers collision at a neck-breaking speed".
There was a time where the game didn't respawn us when our bodies got too mangled. Good times that.
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there is no skaia. i have reached my final gate. where is skaia at, im tweakin here
You can't see it at all? Not even form Prospit? Not gonna lie, if you do not have Skaia, you are pretty much fucked. It is the first thing that generates within the Medium, squarely in the middle.
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gAmE sEEms tO bE IncOrrEctly IdEntIfyIng mE As An Egg? hOw dO I fIx thIs?? All Of my frIEnds ArE lAUghIng At mE :(
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Could you try to be... less of an egg metaphysically? The game is very good at metaphysical recognition.
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Gear, Even I don't believe that I'm that important for you to throw moths at me-Moth session prince of light.
Oh good, you can pick up sarcasm through written medium.
If it was true, you'd be drowning in moths anyway. There would be all the moths. All of them. I'd have to start cramming in butterflies and hope you can't tell the difference.
In short, I do nto know what is causing the additional moths. Are you sure it's a game thing more than it is a, say, Player thing?
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SN Tech Support (Gear)
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did you know world renowned writer stephen king was once hit by a car? i prototyped a weed blunt, just something to consider, and now me and my coplayers cant stop mentioning that world renowned writer stephen king was once hit by a car. whatever easter egg this is, it isnt funny. session id 4205375839393758888420
You bet it's not funny. I know huf unfunny it is from personal experience.
Hey, Gaze, did you know that the world renowned author Stephen King was once hit by a car? Well did you? DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW THAT YOu uselles fool of little faith!
[System Message: This Response Was Cut Off Due To: Potential Charge Corruption. SkaiaNet Technical Support Thanks You For Your Understanding. Your Technical Difficulties Will Be Resolved In A Timely Manner.]
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AAAAAAAAA WHY IS EVERYTHING IN MY SESSION SCREAMIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Menu -> Settings -> Languages -> in the sidebar where you have stuff like Subtitles, uncheck the LOUD option.
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Strange error we got here. ⟨what.qst⟩
[Error 826: Catgirl Duplication Overflow]
We've isolated the session, and apparently they've been using their alchemiters to create an infinite amount of catgirls.
I think it would be really funny to redefine that captchalogue code to point to the PGO, but only for that particular session.
What are your thoughts?
- Dr. Syne Wayve Ph. D, Space II Emergency Response Team Lead.
I propose leaving them with their infinite catgirls and ravenous catgirl appetite. Felines are ambush predators, humans are persistence predators, and I think infinite catgirls should have the chance to hunt Players for sport.
Gear out.
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HEY WHERE DID MY 1,482 COMPUTERS GO?!
And why does it seem like my surroundings are specifically tailored to make me suffer?
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Don't worry about it.
Gear out.
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Hey, I have a few questions about whatever the fuck just happened.
Why did our session still generate when we all died trying to enter
Why were all our dream selves sleeping in crypts in derse and prospit's cores instead of being dead in normal towers on moons containing more normally-placed crypts
Why were the moons completely missing
What the fuck is a dream bubble
Why the fuck could one of my co players control an alchemized rc drone from outside the session using a dreamed-up remote controller
Ad 1: Being dead doesn't stop you from playing, as you have found out by now.
Ad 2: Upon death of the Waking Self, the Dream Self begins stops shoving signs of life (despite it not being dead) and the Carapacians consider it to be dead. They move all Dream Selves they consider dead (whether truly dead or not) to the Crypt in the Dream Moon's Core.
Ad 3) Dream Moon Moons (Prospit Moon and Derse Moon) are a starting location for the Dream Selves; they hold the Dream Rooms and some introductory NPCs. However, if all Dream Selves from on Moon are moved to the Crypt before they can Wake Up, the probability that the Dream Rooms get even visited and the intro NPCs spoken to are basically null (we ran statistics on this). Game saves power and memory and just deletes them. You can re-spawn those locations if you want by checking Enable Pointless Areas and then refreshing the game.
Ad 4) Dream Bubble is where ghosts go from the Incinisphere. AKA: If you die in game and you don't have a Dream Self, this is where your consciousness is moved to. Dream Bubbles are not a part of the game, they were made solely by the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors. As Dream Bubbles are space pockets made to withhold conscience, their "geografy" is an external projection of your thoughts... and of other people's thoughts as they collide. That doesn't shift as much as you'd think; once you your senses perceive something, you tend to subconsciously think about the thing more, therefore reinforcing its existence in the Dream Bubble. Funnily enough, the Dream Bubbles hang on "Sleeper Code" like the Dream Selves, which means that if you are sleeping and do not have a Dream Self, your consicousness gets temporarily moved there too.
Ad 5) That sounds like a Resistance Aspect Player bullshit. Happens. Be grateful.
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SN Tech Support (Gear)
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Hey, question, is mystic grist intentional, as a reference to that myst branch I've been hearing about, or do I need to go into our game files and purge a mod before a sinkhole forms, if so which grist would you reccomend making all that mystic grist, something voidy, or would you be doing the purging of the mod, -safely for our party I'd hope-, so I don't have to risk looking in the wrong direction and becoming a pile of semicolons? Session ID: 182ALLYOOP
Mystic Grist, as far as I know, has nothing intentionally connected to the Myst branch.
Mystic Grist is a relic from the pre-Alpha ages when Grist were based on concepts rather than materials, and Alchemizing didn't take a specific type of grist, only an amount. The total sum of abstract influences would then determine the properties of the Alchemized item. Mystic Grist along with a few others are now distributed to specific Quest Consorts and Carapacians, because of the awareness emission they have.
For example the Secret Consort has technically 64 Mystic Grist, so when you are standing nearby, you are hit "This fellow is mystic (64)!"
These grists aren't used for any Alchemiter recipes and they cannot be crafted. They are basically useless.
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Seer of Mind here, [not too relevant, though]; I know there's various mechanics relating to relationships in-game, whether it's aspects or other miscellaneous stuff, and they've all worked well from what I can tell; not complaining or anything, uh.
I was wondering if there was anything I need to watch out for in this situation? There's a Witch of Rain in our session, and she is very seriously dating her dupliclones. Like, another player said that it was a funny bit, and she was genuinely hurt?
I'm trying not to give a shit or anything, but my point is that there's both a Heart and a Blood player in this session and there's already been some weird shit happening when they interact with them even without any non-aspected relationship stuff.
Just as an example, our Heart player tried using one of those creepy relationship/desire scrying abilities on one of them, and instantly fell unconscious for like, a full day, and woke up with "the worst migraine he's had in his life." He must've somehow gotten information from all of the dupliclones at once, or something?
I mean, the guy deserved it, I hate players who use mind-reading abilities like that, [I'm aware I'm a Seer of Mind, it sucks], but this hasn't happened before when I've seen abilities like that used on clones in other sessions. It works just fine.
My only guess is that the dating is causing it for whatever reason, cause I know there's mechanics that track that. There's a Mist player in our session that could've made him scry all of the dupliclones at once instead of just one, but they were nowhere nearby and have had a lot of trouble extending their area of influence.
Just wanting to keep stuff like this from happening. Psybuffing that guy was one hell of an effort.
-classifiedOverture
It's important to know that the relationship mechanic is not one of the Make-or-Break features of the game. It is more for flavour and to reward good rapport between Players.
This is more of Gurl's area of expertise, psychology and relationships go mostly over my head, but if the scrying was done on one person/clone only, the easiest answer is that the WoR has a super complicated relationship with her own self. Or her clones. Which are her. Rain makes perfect copies. It's not a "there are two beings and both are the WoR" it is more of a "there are two WoR and she has multiple bodies". A lot of Rain Players doesn't realize that, though.
So if your WoR is dating her own Rainclone which she maybe doesn't view as her own self (which the Rainclone is) and has a big issue of "secretly or not so secretly I hate myself"... Actually, I am getting a headache thinking about this kind of relationship and I am not scrying into anything. Kind of self-explanatory, isn't it?
My ultimate advice is do not date anyone ever and keep your feelings bottles until they explode in your face, killing you instantly. Whatever happens afterwards will not be your problem.
Sincerely
SN Tech support (Gear)
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Ok so, my land is supposed to be The land of Deserts and Fire yet the whole place is floded when i entered the game?? Help?
Progress Land Quest first, complain later.
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Kind of a small problem but a bit of a weird one, it appears that my skybox texture has broken and is currently displaying the unwrapped texture of a carapacian
Even worse it appears that this poor guy is entirely sentient? And appears to be in a great deal of pain
Please help him :(
Good news is that your skybox has not been affected, this carapacian was just actually warped like that.
Entity removed, enjoy your sky.
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Got a bug that I'm gonna probably get beat up for reporting, but if you pile up (physically pile up, using that one full wallet trick so you don't pick up the grist) enough zillium grist to reach the integer limit of your system, and then pick it up as a single stack, instead of getting the zillium it maxes out all other grist types and fills out your entire Alchemization Codex. This is used mostly in the 100% speedrun, but I think it's dumb af and takes away from the challenge of having to actually grind grist. mods pls fix
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, I knew this was going to come sooner or later.
"Gear, I am deleting your zzzwyx grist. Why did you even script those? Nothing ever drops such grist, they aren't used for anything."
Because otherwise it was zillium last in the alphabetical order of grists, andwhen teh alphabetically last grist count xceeds the max integer value it does exactly what this Wallet Pal described.
So now that my point has been sufficiently proven, I am going to script the zzzwyx grist back.
Sincerely SN Tech Support (Gear)
#sn tech support#sburb#sgrub#wtf.qst#bug squish#hello i am glue my source code is boiling over and im the smartest lesbian this paradox space has ever seen#<- last words heard before grist integer overspill probably
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Ok ID: 51735716, setting up an assassination of one of the derse queens has resulted in there being three somehow, and we and the queens are trying to figure out why the second, RINGLESS might I add queen, split into two, and became two queens, apparently pre scratch there was a Prince of Mist player whose coming over for some reason, does that have anything to do with it, and thus it's not a bug, or is it actually a bug?
Ah. Mist. Of course. Number 1 suspect for everything. As opposed to Void which is suspect number 1 for nothing.
However, PoM should break duplicates and replicates. So this problem ought to solve itself.
...Try to replicate the Queen instead. By the logic so far it should remove the clones.
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