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taomubiji · 24 days
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Saw this thread of twitter, and npss mentioned they are remaking the heavenly palace arc. gahhh i'm so excited. I hope it's what that Wu Xie's Private Notes show is about
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catmaid-san · 2 months
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In Daomu Biji Vol 4, when Zhang Qiling said to Wu Xie,
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I think, this is really like a wakeup call to us, readers. To make us realize, "OMG! Isn't Wu Xie's obsession to MenYouPing/Poker Face is borderline abnormal? It's no longer a simple curiosity anymore, his desire to control and know everything about Zhang Qiling's affair is really unlike the care of 2 ordinary brothers at all!"
Wu Xie was extremely concerned about Zhang Qiling's affairs, his past, his whereabouts, his future choices, and everything.
After the case of Zhang Family's Ancient Building, when Zhang Qiling chose to leave, Wu Xie threw a fit like a resentful wife who's abandoned by her husband (lol). This is really weird if we're talking about ordinary brothers. Like, wherever path a brother chose to embark, what did it matter to his friend? Ordinary brotherhood would maintain their boundary about everyone's choices. Besides, Zhang Qiling's choices to go is not a bad thing at all. That's just him pursuing his own private matter. Therefore, Wu Xie's obsession to keep Zhang Qiling by his side, is really abnormal.
When it comes to Wu Xie, he wants Zhang Qiling to stay on his radar. This kind of possessive mentality is not a brotherly feeling at all!
This is like an obsessed lover who keeps sending their partner messages, "Where are you? What are you doing? What do you want to do? Where do you want to go?"
Fortunately, Wu Xie's obsession is finally being realized in Notes in Rain Village (Yucun Biji), haha! Wu Xie is finally able to keep his favorite Zhang Qiling by his side 24/7 and live a retirement life of old husband and wife! Congrats, Boss Wu!
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“Tombfuck pt. 2 (The Researchening)” IS THIS A SEQUEL TO WU XIE AND THE WALL (also just for the wip ask meme but I need to know)
Tombfuck pt. 2 (The Researchening) IS a sequel to Wu Xie and the Wall. (For everyone else, "Wu Xie and the Wall" was the working title of Mountain's Depths :D)
This is going to be the stupidest of all sequels—no archive warnings, probably G rated, definitely more information than anyone else wanted...however, I, like Wu Xie, don't know when to shut up, so although I restrained my urge to include more explanations in Mountain's Depths (it was already long enough), I DID work out some more fairly elaborate archaeology and mythology and explanations for the fuck mountain and temple. And now after the fact I still think it's really cool and wanna tell people. Since the novels include Wu Xie's research from his own perspective, including one that is an entire volume just dedicated to his private research notes, I am planning to write it up as the results of his research after the fact.
(At one point I was considering giving him a snake vision of the ancient past, which would have shown the original working and system of the temple, which would bump the rating up (though all consensual), but that part might not happen. I kind of enjoy imitating Wu Xie's research voice all on its own.)
Anyway I don't have good chunks of prose yet, but I do have factoids, so here's a couple:
The well/tunnel of hands and cocks and tongues are actually independent creatures, but they evolved symbiotically to take advantage of the mountain temple's arrangement with the village. Wu Xie is unclear whether this was intentionally aided by the village or not, but it is a similar situation to the human-faced owls and bronze tree mask parasite monkeys and other dmbj critters.
The mechanism of the sex pollen-like substance worked via a two-part combination: the powder from the first room that went on everyone + the spring water from the second that they washed in. Neither the powder nor water effective on their own, only in combination, which is why they didn't register as containing anything worrisome when the group tested it.
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[𝐏𝐗 𝐅𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐜 𝟕𝟕] 张起灵的私家笔记 𝐛𝐲 孤舟闲行
✧ 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞: Zhang Qiling’s Personal Notes
✧ 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: Zhang Qiling/Wu Xie
✧ 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐞: PingXie||Ping (but this fic is purely PingXie)
✧ 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: T
✧ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: Complete
✧ 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞: Chinese
✧ 𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡: 5 Chapters
✧ 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: Canon Setting—Yucun (Notes in Rain Village), Zhang Qiling's First Person POV, Zhang Qiling's Private Notes, Window Paper
✧ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: OOC warning by the writer and they are PingXie||Ping, see the writer's explanation here
✧ 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜:
This time, Zhang Qiling is the one who writes the notes.
✧ 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧:
Xiaoge's psychological activity is obvious here. It was Wu Xie who seduced him first, but he was also the one who pulled back. Although, Wu Xie's inner activity is richer than Xiaoge, it's good to know that Xiaoge understands his feeling very well (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠)
✧ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝: Lofter
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mejomonster · 1 year
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Mysterious Lotus Casebook, ep 2:
So I really like Joseph zengs character. He gets better at acting each show i see him in. I love Fangs personality
Fang really did follow this doctor to his tiny mobile house and said You're Having me at Dinner, I brought drinks, work with me, drink with me whether you like it or not, my shifu is like xianyu and my uncle was the guy he died for (that lianhua is relentlessly still searching for the body of). ;-;
Fang also said your cooking sucks, my case here was kept private so fuck you help me More, also I can't actually pay Even though I'm used to being a rich bitch, I hero worshipped li xianyu, I saved your life TWICE DUDE do what I say (you can tell he's used to getting his little way uvu), and "I ran from an arranged marriage I'm not made for politics feel bad for me, i was made to bring justice to the world and make a name for myself~" and li lianhua hit him back with the "-.- I couldn't give a shit about your sob story or anyone's, I'm not looking to be heroic I'm just trying to mind my business dude."
He saved li lianhua twice that's so fucking funny to me. So like, I had a running count once of How Many Times wu xie swooned in dmbj dramas (lmao you can guess how BIG that list got) and how many times xiaoge saved him (if you guess once per episode that's probably the rough average). So it is. Particularly funny to me that wu xies actor is now the guy chronically saving another damsel. I hope fang saves li lianhua at least once per episode! Fuck it, I love twice per episode why not continue that! I want li lianhua falling in his arms repeatedly, nonstop, to the point its expected. I would very much enjoy that trope (and letting Joseph zengs character get to be the savior in said trope more uvu)
It's also funny cause wu xie was a prickly kitten of a damsel in distress. Whereas li lianhua is adamantly acting like he was NEVER about to die in the first place. There's mm... there's probably character details in there... something to be said about li lianhua not afraid of dying, or emotionally heavy enough he wouldn't mind getting to after 10 years of not dying from a poison when he Should Have and a mortal wound when he Should Have. Idk about other people, but when I got really chronically sick and I was in the ER almost dying a lot for months. Mm. It got to a point where I was like why can't my body just hit me all at once and let me live or die like when I got appendicitis, why does it have to be hurting me slowly and I just have to bear it and it's slow enough I have to get up and fight it every day and it may never end. And it's like I dunno, I see in li lianhua the ghosts of those kind of feelings. Maybe. We'll see I guess if it gets that emotionally heavy. Back to the point though, I find his character interesting and different than sifeng (which again I really appreciate lol)
I just. I love Joseph zengs character in this
I like the episode structures so far??? It feels like 2 parters, which helps to break up watching. And it seems it cheapened out on wasting time on some scenes in order to spend more time on case plots, which I think is a good choice
My gay rating? Not as gay (yet) as Word of Honor or Lord Critical World. Though reminding me of both shows. (Lord Critical World is WILD BTW and full of dmbj actors so I highly recommend it for a Weird Time). It is however striking me as having the potential to have as shippy vibes (at minimum) as Ultimate Note. Which I mean. I'm optimistic I guess?
Anyone else beyond refreshed to see a real dog instead of a cgi animal in one of these shows?
I'm curious how closely this follows the novel. Because I'm quite liking the show. If the novel is Just as good or better, I'll definitely be checking out the novel.
I am l...doubting it's intentional, but li lianhua's whole Setup feels VERY modern ordinary man, despite the wuxia setting and him being The Best Heroic Swordsman ever 10 years prior (and the Miracle Medicine Man/smart liar now). Despite the very belonging to this genre Character Setup, cheng yi plays him like a modern ordinary 35 year old, and a lot of character Details just strike as. Very relatable. Having a dog you share dinner with, living in a small mobile home (ultimately), having your own little garden (and budget being tight), trying to learn how to cook because you have to make good food for Yourself, lying to protect yourself in a shady environment (rather than playing Brazen Hero who picks a fight like one expects in this kind of shows hero type), been sick a long time and in no way in their prime anymore (even though he's relatable to me thats also lol just generally relatable to anyone who's aged and realized they can't be The Best at sports anymore or something), focused on people he loves now and being roughly fair instead of Saving the World (a very relatable goal and one I feel like a lot of people gravitate toward as they age: you don't always keep believing you personally will be a superstar or billionaire or save the planet on your own, and while it's awesome if you still do, you also start realizing you're satisfied to also just make sure your loved ones are supported and your local neighborhood has a food pantry you support and you get invested in what you can do today right now everyday to help in little ways).
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blue-lock-rocky · 1 year
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(left: illustration of Ah Ning in the newest edition of Wu Xie’s Private Notes, right: Regina Wan as Ah Ning.)
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laireshi · 2 years
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wu xie’s first impressions
I met a very annoying kid. I’ve never seen someone like him before. He must be a narcolepsy patient with a moderate condition, because I see him sleeping wherever he can, except for when he’s walking. Even when he’s walking, he doesn’t speak, and it still seems like he’s half-asleep.
I gave him the nickname “Poker-face”.
I don’t like to criticize people privately, but this guy is really too much. I’m what you would consider a sociable person, but his attitude gives off the impression that he doesn’t think it’s important to have any sort of relationship with me.
But I feel strangely safe whenever he’s around. Maybe people who are silent always give people the illusion that they are really awesome.
I really want to know what he’s hiding under his indifference.
(wu xie’s private notes, ch 31)
wu xie a few years later: turning himself into a mob boss for that annoying kid
wu xie now: building him a home and a garden and adopting cats with him
bet he did not foresee that when he ~~wanted to know what he’s hiding under his indifference
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rhysand-vs-fenrys · 3 years
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Recommendation: The Lost Tomb Show Franchise
** Listed in chronological story order, not by release date!
** No movies were included.
The Mystic Nine (Series Prequel)
** No prior series knowledge needed
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In the 1930s, Changsha was under the protection of nine upstanding families known as “The Mystic Nine” or “The Old Nine Gates”. Pillars of society, these nine families followed strict codes to help one another and protect the people of the city.
Who would have guessed that those nine families were also the most prolific tomb robbing families in China? 
When a ghost train filled with corpses pulls into the station at Changsha, the head of the Mystic Nine, Zhang Qishan, is sent to investigate. The tracks lead in a distinct path to another well-known city, but Zhang Qishan finds an area where the tracks have been altered for another, secret route.
The train came from a mine in the mountains- a mine atop a mysterious tomb of unknown origins.
To solve the mystery of the Ghost Train, the Mystic Nine will have to first come together to find a way to save one of their own from a terminal illness, survive the tomb within the mine, and race to stop a dangerous plot that could destroy Changsha and its people forever.
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The Lost Tomb (10 eps)
** No prior series knowledge needed
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Wu Xie is fresh out of college and already causing trouble.
Young and idealistic, Wu Xie steals back a stolen artefact and flees back towards China, intending to turn it over to the proper authorities and ensure it is not in a private collector’s hands, but those of a museum.
When he finds half of a map hidden in the artefact, things start to get weird fast. Wu Xie’s home is ransacked, assassins are after him, and he has no choice but to join up with his Third Uncle (the one he’s closest to) and follow the map to a long lost tomb.
Joining them on their journey is a man with questionable morals known as “Pangzi” (Fatty), and the mysterious Xiao Ge- Zhang Qiling. An elite warrior who carries a sword around with him, Wu Xie runs into him twice- once when he first found the map, and again when assassin’s attacked him. Xiao Ge rarely speaks, his hand has been mutilated in a way common of ancient tomb robbing families, and no matter what horrors the tomb throws at them, it’s as if Xiao Ge already knows every trick and trap.
Who is Xiao Ge? Which side is he on? 
And what is hidden inside the tomb that so many people are willing to kill for?
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The Lost Tomb 2: Explore With the Note
** Should first see: The Lost Tomb
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Wu Xie has found a photograph among his missing uncle’s belongings that raises more questions than answers. 
The photo depicts those who departed long ago to explore a rumored deep-sea tomb off the coast. Of those in the picture, only a very small number were ever seen again.
Including Xiao Ge- Zhang Qiling. Except if that was him in the photo, he would be middle-aged now, not in his early 20s.
The Tomb of the Sea was a disaster for the Mystic Nine families that participated in the exploration. Many were lost forever, and those who came back came back... haunted. To find his Third Uncle, Wu Xie will step into the tomb that should never have been disturbed.
 When Xiao Ge suddenly appears on the way to the tomb, Wu Xie is apprehensive. Zhang Qiling appears to have no memory of being in that tomb before, but he is in the photograph of the expedition, knows all the tricks to survive inside, and as they make their way through the tomb he remembers one single thing: Wu Xie’s uncle becoming strange, vanishing, and then attacking them all.
Whatever happened all those years ago cannot stay buried for long, and inside the Tomb of the Sea they find clues that points to another long lost tomb. Wu Xie, Xiao Ge, and Pangzi once again band together to survive the tombs and solve the mystery- but with Xiao Ge’s penchant for vanishing they can’t even be sure if they’ll survive the journey.
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The Lost Tomb 2.5: Heavenly Palace on the Clouds
** Should first see: “The Lost Tomb”; “The Lost Tomb 2: Explore With the Note”. 
While previously 2.0 was referred to as “Explore With the Note”, that title has been applied to each of the Lost Tomb 2 shows. I chose to differentiate them thus.
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The iron triangle: Wu Xie, Zhang Qi Ling and Wang Pang Zi find themselves on a train headed for the mountainous Korean border in search of a mysterious, mythical palace in a world of glaciers, avalanches, and blizzards. 
They have no idea why Wu San Sheng has sent the message that brought them all together again, but they soon discover that they are not alone in their search for the peak that holds the palace, A-Ning is on the same trail with a team of foreigners. Not only that, Chen Pi A Si has his own interests to look out for and so brings along Monk Hua, Lang Feng and Ye Cheng.
 They are joined by a guide as well, Shun Zi. As they move deeper within the maze of mountain tunnels, all of them begin to wonder if this adventure will be their final quest.
** While this does begin a bit before the end of “The Lost Tomb 2″ (leading up to Wu Xie waking up in the mountain village), the main focus is on events after the end of “The Lost Tomb 2: Explore With the Note”.
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The Lost Tomb 3: The Ultimate Note 
** No prior series knowledge needed. It begins with something resembling a "Previously On", but does not tie in to the previous shows so just ignore.
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Wu Xie, Pangzi, and Xiao Ge/Zhang Qiling are now well schooled in dangerous tombs (well, as the 70+ year old scion of the semi-immortal Zhang family, Xiao Ge was already pretty well schooled), and Third Uncle is... still a mystery.
Curious about his uncle’s past, Wu Xie watched a strange videotape, only to find himself accidentally mixed up in an elaborate conspiracy.
In his adventures he is joined by a new group of allies, including Xie family scion Yu Chen and Hei Yan Jing- a smart-ass elite mercenary well over 100 years old (thus one of the few Zhang Qiling responds to).
It’s time to solve the mystery of Zhang Qiling’s chronically lapsing memory. Originally the team thought the old Zhang family manor might hold some clues as to why Xiao Ge suddenly re-sets, but they are stopped in their tracks by enemy forces.
What secrets do the Zhang Family Crypt hold? And to what extent will a semi-immortal dynasty of tomb raiders go in order to protect their secrets? 
Even Zhang Qiling may not be safe from the dangerous road ahead.
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Tomb of the Sea // Sand Sea
** While it does tie in to Ultimate Note, no prior series knowledge is needed as this came out nearly 3 years BEFORE Ultimate Note.
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Li Cu was nowhere near special. A below-average student forced to repeat high school (along with his best friend), trapped with an abusive father after his mother fled home, and had little to no ambition in life.
Then his friend returned from a trip to the desert and gave him a metal box. When he opened it something black pooled in the center and then struck him in the head.
That was annoying enough, but soon after a man attacks Li Cu in the street, chokes him to unconsciousness, and then takes a jagged shard of glass and fillets his back before taking his own life.
Li Cu wakes up in the hospital in agony, and is promptly kidnapped by a dark and dangerous man named... Wu Xie.
Wu Xie is the renegade of the Jiumen alliance families, he goes where he wants and does what he wants- this time that means entering the desert and seeking out Gutongjing. A place so evil that the Mystic Nine themselves forbade anyone from ever traveling there after hundreds perished in one fell swoop.
The desert holds a secret many would kill to claim as their own, but the real fight might be back home, where Zhang Rishan himself seeks to take advantage of Wu Xie’s latest scheme and use it to flush out the mysterious tenth family, banished from the Mystic Nine long ago.
Li Cu is only 18, but he’s trapped in the desert, held hostage by Wu Xie, and that filleted back of his? Well it turns out Wu Xie’s friend was the one who did that to him- and in the skin of a young man he left a map that will lead them to the black heart of Gutongjing itself.
**Story follows Li Cu, with Wu Xie and the Iron Triangle playing supporting roles.
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Reunion: The Sound of the Providence
** No prior series knowledge needed, but it helps to watch “The Lost Tomb” just to be familiar with who is who.
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Wu Xie, “Fatty” Wang Pangzi, and the quasi-immortal tomb raider Xiao Ge (AKA Zhang Qiling) have faced many dangerous tombs together over the past twelve years. Now it is time for them to go on their last grand adventure as the so-called “Iron Triangle” before Wu Xie sets off on the one journey all must eventually make: death.
He always thought his end would come in a dark tomb, but instead it will be lung cancer that claims his life. With only 3-4 months left to live, Wu Xie hides the truth of his illness from most of his friends and family- with only Xiao Ge knowing the truth.
Once upon a time, Wu Xie was told that when a man meets his death he should do so with a clear conscience. But something has been weighing on Wu Xie- the disappearance of his Third Uncle long ago. Right on cue, a message from Third Uncle appears, sending Wu Xie on a desperate mission to find him before the cancer eating away at his body takes his life.
This will most likely be Wu Xie’s final journey, but he will do anything to make sure his family and friends will be safe long after his time is up. In the final months of his life Wu Xie will seek to unravel the mystery of “Thunder City”- starting with the most dangerous tomb he’s ever explored, the South Sea King’s Tomb.
Some believe the sound of thunder carries in it the voice of Gods. It is a belief men have killed for for millennia, but is there really a way to hear the words of god? Could Thunder City be a real place? Someone clearly thought so, but who? Is Third Uncle still alive, or is someone in the shadows manipulating Wu Xie to solve the mystery for them?
Wu Xie’s enemies thought he was dangerous before, but now he is a dying man with a mission. There is no telling what lengths he will go to in order to achieve his goals and bring his uncle home.
Wu Xie might just manage to die in a tomb after all...
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Moonfall Echo
** No prior series knowledge needed, but this show features exclusively characters from “Reunion: The Sound of the Providence”.
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Liu Sang and Li Jia Le have been assisting Wu Xie’s team in his Wu Shan Ju antiques shop since surviving the terrors of Thunder City. Dispatched to an archaeological project far away, the two will return to their roots working in their capacity as archaeologists.
Within the site Liu Sang and Li Jia Le come across a mural recording the story of the Moonbend Princess Qi Xia and a young person named Jiang Wu. Within the story on the mural appears to be two figures that seem... familiar.
Near the archaeological site Liu Sang and Li Jia Le come across a peculiar meteorite. While investigating this special jade meteorite, they are sucked into the world and times recorded in the mural and forced to live the parts assigned to them.
Can they make it back to their world, or will they find a new life in the story?
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Texts from The Lost Tomb, part 2
Quick side note—I love the smell of jasmine and I was lighting a candle when I realized oh I have a terrible idea, must write it down:D
Zhang and Wu Chat, 9:12am
Zhang Qiling: There is something for you on the table.
Wu Xie: ?
Zhang Qiling: There is something for you on the table.
Wu Xie: No no I read it just fine
I’m just a little confused, Wang Meng usually leaves mail in the office. Oh well, maybe he’s taking more initiative. A terrifying thought. Thanks for letting me know!
Zhang Qiling: *speech bubbles appearing and disappearing*
Main Chat, 9:15am
Wu Xie: okay guys not to panic anyone after the creepy letter thing but
Wang Pangzi: WHAT
Zhang Qiling: For once, I agree with the capitalization. Are you alright?
Wu Xie: I think someone got into our house, they left me something
Wang Pangzi: !!!!!
Zhang Qiling: I’m coming down from the roof now, I will meet you in the kitchen and take you to the safe house. Don’t move.
Wang Pangzi: SHITSHITSHITSHIT HANG ON IM CALLING EVERYONE LIVING DEAD AND OTHERWISE TO GET ON THIS. WE ARE MOVING HOME BASE TO ZURICH AND CHANGING OUR NAMES IDGAF
Wu Xie: it’s odd though…they left a definite death threat before but now a bouquet of jasmine flowers? With a Pablo Neruda poem attached, which kind of seems like the opposite of threatening??
Wang Pangzi: WHAT.
Zhang Qiling: You are not in danger.
Wang Pangzi: OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHA BRB IM TEXTING HEI XIAZI
Wu Xie: I mean I agree, this doesn’t seem dangerous, but is something going on that you two know about and I don’t?
Wang Pangzi: PABLO NERUDA IM CRYING XIAO GE WHY IM PISSING MYSELF
Zhang Qiling: It’s all fine. Ignore Pangzi. I’ll come in anyway to get rid of the flowers. It must have been a mistake.
Wu Xie: Oh, that’s sad. Someone didn’t get their flowers:(
Wang Pangzi: ARE YOU FUC—
Wu Xie: Even so, do you think it would be okay to keep them?
Zhang Qiling: …do you like them?
Wu Xie: I mean I’ll still call the florist and let them know, but what are the chances one of my favorite floral scents and one of my favorite poets somehow get delivered here? It’s practically fate:)
Wang Pangzi: SURE SEEMS THAT WAY HUH MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK A LITTLE HARDER ABOUT THIS WITH THAT GENIUS IDIOT BRAIN SO I CAN FINALLY GET A BREAK
Zhang Qiling: If you like the gift, you are meant to keep it.
Babysitters Club Chat, 9:30am
Wang Pangzi: YOU. FUCKING. CHICKEN. YOUR QILIN CARD HAS BEEN REVOKED.
Zhang Qiling: I don’t understand what you are talking about. I am turning off my phone and going back to the roof to keep watch. Please stop talking about this in the main chat.
Wang Pangzi: OHH NO NO NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, LITTLE BLACK RIDING HOOD.
YOU SENT HIM FLOWERS. WITH A POEM. PABLO. FUCKING. NERUDA. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SMOOTHER THAN THE GREAT PANGZI AND THEN RUN AWAY JUST BECAUSE OUR IDIOT IS BEING HIS IDIOT SELF. EXPLAIN.
Zhang Qiling: Fine. After I lost my memory, Wu Xie let me read his old journals to try to jog some memories, or at least give me recent context for my life. I saw the date of the entry where he wrote that he met me for the first time, outside his uncle’s house. I rescued him from a mugging, not that I remember it. Today is that date. Satisfied?
Wang Pangzi: IM TORN BETWEEN LAUGHING AND CRYING AND HOPPING UP ON THE ROOF TO HOLD YOU. XIAO GE, YOU ROMANTIC. AN ANNIVERSARY PRESENT????????
Zhang Qiling: Say nothing. It was a foolish desire I had, to show him how much—
It doesn’t matter.
And do not come up to the roof, you will fall.
Wang Pangzi: FOOLISH MY GORGEOUS ASS
IM DONE DUCKING AROUND WITH THIS
OH HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING
Zhang Qiling: The forecast is indeed overcast, but I do not sense rain approaching?
Mere Mortals Chat, 9:53am
Wang Pangzi: HE IS TRYING TO DATE YOU.
Wu Xie: ?
Wang Pangzi: DO NOT CALL THE FLORIST. THEY WILL JUST TELL YOU ABOUT AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED TOOTHPICK WHO BOUGHT THEM FOR YOU.
Wu Xie: a toothpick?
Wang Pangzi: WHY MUST I DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. IS THIS HOW WANG MENG FEELS ALL THE TIME
Wu Xie: I’m confused, Wang Meng bought me flowers?
Wang Pangzi: IT IS SUCH A GOOD THING YOU'RE PRETTY
Wang Pangzi: YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS
Zhang and Wu Chat, 11:08am
Wu Xie: Xiao Ge…this is so sweet. You are…I’m tearing up over here in the kitchen.
Zhang Qiling: You are crying? What has happened? Are you hurt?
Wu Xie: please come to the kitchen so I can hug you. And tell you some things
Zhang Qiling: On my way. You need to tell me who made you cry.
Wu Xie: oh I will.
Main Chat, 7:00am
Wang Pangzi: A MAN SHOULDNT HAVE TO WALK IN ON PURE SMUT WHEN HE IS TRYING TO GET SOME COFFEE IN THE MORNING YA NASTIES
Wu Xie: okay holding hands at the breakfast table is not smut
Fuck off Pangzi
Zhang Qiling: I will happily reserve our affection for more private moments. That moment was not meant for you.
Wang Pangzi: AFTER ALL THE WORK I DID DONT YOU DUCKING DARE “RESERVE” ANYTHING
DUCKING
DUCK
*FUCK
Zhang Qiling: We will also reserve that for private moments.
Wang Pangzi: …
Wu Xie: Omg Xiao Ge!!! Stop! Or switch to private chat and don’t stop;)
Wang Pangzi: I MISS THE TOMBS.
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achray1 · 3 years
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For the ask game, I’d love to hear more about the Iron Triangle vs SID shenanigans. The idea of Li Cu, bullshit detector extraordinaire after his apprenticeship with Wu Xie, vs Shen Wei and his cop boyfriend sounds like such fun!
Thank you for asking! This one also largely exists in my head, but as soon as I work out how I want it to end, it will be ready to write. Li Cu will locate something of interest to the Jiumen world while interning at the SID for reasons, the Iron Triangle will find out and show up. And then—we all know how protective Shen Wei is of his students, and we all know what Shen Wei’s going to think about someone who kidnapped a teenager and forced them to be trained as a soldier. So I reckon Zhao Yunlan and Pangzi are going to have to stop Shen Wei from fighting Xiaoge to get to Wu Xie; Wu Xie is going to be absolutely no help*, as usual, and Li Cu will be stuck in the middle. Then another Jiumen family show up to steal the mcguffin and everyone, with some reluctance**, has to team up to thwart them and save the say.
*Ye Zun will be even less help, and probably ends up in bed with Wu Xie. Everyone rolls their eyes at this except Shen Wei, who is Outraged, and Li Cu, who is generally appalled.
**Zhao Yunlan and Pangzi are only reluctant because they’re both very hungover, since they spent the night comparing notes in a bar on dealing with stubborn immortal life partners who never tell you when they’re injured; at some point they made some solemn vows to each other, but neither of them can remember what they were.
opening below the cut!
Zhao Yunlan scrolled through the files on his laptop with about a third of his attention. Shen Wei was distracted, and it was distracting him. Normally Shen Wei was far better at focusing on his work, when they both needed to get extra things done in the evening, but today there was a small frown on his beautiful face, and he had stopped a couple of times to stare into space.
He was doing it again.
“What’s up?” Zhao Yunlan said.
Shen Wei blinked at him, visibly coming back from wherever his thoughts had been.
“Something’s bothering you.” Zhao Yunlan slid his screen to one side, so that he wasn’t peering at Shen Wei over it. “Do you want to talk about it?”
“It’s nothing,” Shen Wei said. Then he sighed. “I’m thinking about one of my students. I am…concerned is perhaps not the right word.”
“Ah?” Shen Wei fussing over his students was always adorable, even if Zhao Yunlan privately felt that they weren’t nearly grateful enough for it.
“He asked if he could design his own final assignment, and I permitted him to. And then he submitted—” Shen Wei tapped his fingers on the pile of papers he’d been marking “—a quite remarkable paper on snake genetics. With a level of detail that is…surprising, for a first-year student. Certainly not something he could have researched using our library resources.”
“Ah.” Zhao Yunlan sat up straighter, his professional instincts sparked. “Yashou?”
“No. At least, I don’t believe so. And not Dixingren, either.” Shen Wei made a slightly guilty face. “I checked his energies. He’s human. But there’s something strange, there. I haven’t seen it before.”
“Hmm. If there’s something going on that you don’t recognize, that is strange. Anything else peculiar?”
“He’s a good student,” Shen Wei said, a little defensively. “Very attentive in class. I wondered if perhaps he…that is, he seems…”
He trailed off. Zhao Yunlan had practice in interpreting Shen Wei talking about his work, and this meant that he could say more, but felt that doing so would infringe on his student’s privacy and break some unspoken rule that he had about gossip and speculation.
“He’s in your first year lecture, then?” Zhao Yunlan pulled over his phone, and checked Shen Wei’s timetable. “Hey, how about I pick you up from there for lunch tomorrow, and then you can point him out? Just in case there’s something off. I could run his name through the system too. For reassurance.”
He was expecting Shen Wei to brush this offer away, and say that everything was fine. Instead, though, Shen Wei considered for a long moment, and then nodded.
“If it wouldn’t be an imposition. His name is Li Cu. You will—be discreet?”
“Of course,” Zhao Yunlan said. He considered being mock-offended, but Shen Wei looked genuinely worried. Interesting. “I’ll run a few other names at the same time, we always have a list of tips.”
“Thank you.”
“For you, anything.” Zhao Yunlan smiled at Shen Wei, and Shen Wei smiled back, warm, and then ducked his head to return to his marking. 
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thosch3i · 4 years
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Zeng Shunxi’s Goodbye Post to Wu Xie and Ultimate Note [ENG TRANSLATION]
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Zeng Shunxi posted on Weibo last night saying goodbye to his character, with a video (of his time during filming, no actual talking IIRC) that you can watch here. Translation below the cut.
Hello, Wu Xie. I remember this was the first line I said to myself when I got the "Ultimate Note" script.
As actors, we will wander between different characters, meeting and saying goodbye again and again. This time, I was fortunate enough to meet--Wu Xie.
On that day, May 9, 2019, the section of this journey that belonged to me and Wu Xie began.
As for the Wu Xie in my mind at this stage, he is kind, cute, stubborn, a little childish, but very loyal. He innocent and pure (1), tianzhen Wu Xie (2). His experiences--from the very beginning, he was forced to walk into this period of his life--let me understand more deeply the fate that he is burdened with and his confusion. This story is the beginning of Wu Xie's turning point in life. At that time, he was inexperienced, ignorant, a little flippant, had his own principles, and was unaware of the huge changes soon to come in his life. On his journey to find the "Ultimate", he gradually discovered secrets, saw through people's hearts, and watched with his own eyes his former companions reaching different bitter ends, while remaining utterly powerless to save them. As a result, he gradually matured and transformed from a "pure and refined young man, like a fragile lotus flower breaking the water's surface (3)", grew to understand the "mandate of heaven", shouldered heavy responsibilities, and finally put on a mask, bidding farewell to his innocence (4), and moving towards becoming an evil emperor (5).
The predestined bonds between individuals are truly marvelous; similar people will always attract each other. During [Wu Xie's] journey, he met his two most important friends in this life; he was no longer alone on his journey to explore dangers and unveil mysteries.
Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie's most important Xiaoge, is likely closer than his family. In this world, everyone has someone in their heart who they want to protect. Where Xiaoge came from and where he will go, perhaps we will never know, but Wu Xie very firmly knows in his heart that he wants to give Xiaoge a "home". Even if he falls into darkness, they must hold hands and move forward. Xiaoge, thank you for the countless times you have pulled Wu Xie out of danger, and thank you for always guarding Wu Xie and standing by his side. How lucky, because of you (6).
Wang Pangzi--we call him Pang-ge in private--handles the atmosphere of the Iron Triangle. It is because of him that this journey has had so much laughter. He loves money, but he attaches more importance to love and friendship. Though he normally doesn't behave properly or have good manners, he was the first to see Wu Xie's simple and pure heart, calling him "Tianzhen" and saying that he "really is innocent and pure". Pang-ge is definitely the best choice for Wu Xie's sworn friend through life and death. Pang-ge, thank you for your unfailing companionship. Furthermore, thank you to the Iron Triangle for meeting and protecting each other.
The 36 episodes of "Ultimate Note" are composed of four books: "Snake Marsh Ghost City", "Yin Mountains Ancient Building", "Qionglong Stone Shadows (7)" and "Mysterious Sea Homecoming". Xishuangbanna, Qujing, Tulin, Yinchuan, Wuxi, Hengdian...we traversed the mysterious sea of a rainforest and the Gobi Desert. We walked a long path, up the mountain and into the sea, to explore the mysteries of the past. From under the ocean-like tree canopies in May to the scorching sun in August, we have filmed through the most sweltering weather of the year. As for Wu Xie--Seven Star Lu Palace, Xisha Undersea Tomb, Qinling, Heavenly Palace in The Clouds, the desert and Snake Marsh, the Nation of the Queen Mother of the West, Zhang Family Ancient Mansion, Banai's Siguniang Mountain...for the sake of his friends and the truth, what he has experienced is still beyond what I can reach.
This was a journey of 103 days and nights with 546 personnel. Thanks to iQIYI, thanks to Linghe Culture (8), thanks to producer Yingzi-jie and the team, thanks to producer Bai Yicong-laoshi, thanks to the three directors, thanks to every diligent staff member working behind the scenes. Everyone has worked ardently and with devotion to their own roles, personally dedicating their time and sincerity to turn this brilliant story from a dream into reality. Also thanks to every actor in the show and their sincere work; only because of all of you, "Ultimate Note" can have its perfect ending today.
Xiao San-ye, I have to bid farewell to you now; I am grateful for your company. Xiao San-ye, I hope you will ultimately bring Xiaoge home, as you wish. Life is a vast, perplexing ocean; don't forget your innocence [tianzhen].
Xiaoge, the mountains never change, and the rivers continue flowing (9).
Goodbye, Tianzhen.
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Notes:
(1) idiom, 天真无邪/tianzhen (innocent) wuxie (lit. "without evil" aka pure)
(2) 天真吴邪: a pun on Wu Xie's name, since his surname 吴 sounds the same as 无 (without)
(3) involves idiom 出水芙蓉 (lit. lotus flower breaking water's surface), often used to describe beautiful works of art or beautiful young women. Pangzi says that quoted part about Wu Xie in Zang Hai Hua chapter 22.
(4) 天真/tianzhen
(5) 邪帝/xie-di: the 邪 is from Wu Xie's name and literally means "evil", and Sha Hai Wu Xie has often been referred to as 邪帝, in contrast with the early main story "tianzhen Wu Xie".
(6) 多幸运,因为你: a line from Wu Xie's character song in Ultimate Note that's sung by Zeng Shunxi. Links to watch the official MV can be found here.
(7) Translations of the book titles are hard. Could not figure out what Qionglong meant, but someone on Baidu Knows said it referred to the cave with Miluotuo where the Iron Triangle was trapped.
(8) Media company name
(9) Supposedly a line from a poem called "Departure (离别)". The full line AFAIK is "The mountains never change, the rivers continue flowing, we will meet again some day." (青山不改,绿水长流,后会有期。)
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taomubiji · 10 months
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Wu Xie's Private Notes Drama Filming
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A drama based on the novel Wu Xie's Private Notes (吴邪私家笔记) is rumored to have started filming.
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veralovemail · 4 years
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hey could i get an idv hunter matchup (if ur ok with them ofc) im a 4'7 INFP bisexual AFAB enby!! i enjoy drawing and dancing ALOT. at first i'm very closed off, standoffish and a tad bit clingy , and only let you initiate convos with me but once you get close to me you see that i am very excitable and friendly, and very affectionate too. However, i tend to miss out on social cues and can't tell if someones genuine or not. I also have memory problems and tend to forget important things. I'm very clumsy and tend to get myself into compromising situations (e.g a few days ago i got stuck in a box). I can't manage stress well and end up either a). hitting myself or b). dissociating. I ADORE animals like cats , dogs, heck any animal really! I don't tend to initiate conversations alot and only let people come to me instead of going to them and when i do, im very aprehensive about it. I enjoy different types of music depending on what i'm feeling (generally i listen to kikuo, ghost and creep-P so 😁) i hope this is enough info 🏃‍♀️💨
this is enough info, thank you! and i'm definitely fine with hunters :D ALSO HELP YOU GOT STUCK IN A BOX I-
i match you with... wu chang!
okay, think about it.
instead of one boyfriend, you technically get two.
xie finds your clinginess very endearing, whereas fan finds it annoying sometimes... but he secretly likes it, let's admit it.
when you first meet them both, they take your standoffish personality as a challenge to break through your shell.
xie is more soft than fan, but fan tries his best to be careful with you.
also... the height difference. THE HEIGHT DI-
they carry you around A LOT. hon you don't even have to walk anymore, you have TWO boyfriends who are very willing to carry you everywhere.
they both have to really bend down to kiss you though, but they find it very worth it in the end.
once you become more open with them, they both like how excitable and friendly you can be!
xie tries to help you with social cues though, whether it be by gently tugging your hand or leaning down to tell you directly.
fan? fan just answers for you, he don't even try.
" maybe we could... go out sometime " - someone
" um, no, sorry, [ name ] is very busy with me, we are going now " - fan
they both try to remind you to do stuff, like they leave little notes around or a notebook that they fill with things to remind you subtly about certain stuff.
...but then you get stuck in a box.
...fan is absolutely pissing himself with laughter while xie is just standing there like " well hello there "
both are very confused.
they ask burke to get you out, and he does, thank the lords.
xie is more affectionate than fan.
xie is also very big on pda!! he will not hesitate to hold or carry you around in public or kiss you in front of jack just to flex the fact that he got a partner before he did.
fan is more private, he prefers to just hold you or pepper your face in kisses when it's just the two of you around.
normally you end up sandwiched between them on a night but you enjoy it because... bfs... duh.
when the two start to see you stress out, they get a bit worried. fan actually shows emotion for once.
if either of them see you hitting yourself, they'll immediately pull you away and try their best to comfort you.
xie tries to relieve the stress by pulling you down to read a book or talk about your passion for animals, whereas fan will try and fight whatever is bothering you. this man will tear up a schoolbook or someone on sight, sorry.
HOWEVER they bring you books to read about animals!! they leave them on your bed and a little note saying that it's from them.
they both love you dearly, even if fan doesn't quite show it.
i hope you enjoy these! :D
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[PX Fic Rec 101] 张先生
by 孤舟闲行 (guzhouxianxing)
Translated title: Mr. Zhang
Relationship: Zhang Qiling/Wu Xie
Writer's attribute: PingXie||Ping (but this fic is purely PingXie)
Rating: M/R
Status: Incomplete
Language: Chinese
Length: 11 Chapters (On-going)
Tags: Canon Setting—Sha Hai/Sand Sea
What's inside the fic: Third Person POV
Warnings: B*SM, OOC warning is given by the author, it's not finished yet, although there is a possibility that she will continue to write it, it all depends on the feedback. The writer is PingXie||Ping, see the writer's explanation here
Summary:
Zhang Qiling accompanies Wu Xie through the difficult period by controlling his dreams.
Personal opinion:
I was just curious... In my opinion, PingXie is pure love type, something like B*SM feels out of place but somehow I can see the connection. I feel like Wu Xie is too obedient and trust Xiaoge so much to the point of doubting himself. Here and there he likes to praise Xiaoge to be so strong, even in canon. No wonder some people like to call it "dom笔记" (dom Notes) and that's understandable XD Anyway, this fic is interesting, the logic is also good so far. Xiaoge is a gentle S (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)
Where to read: Unfortunately, this fic is locked in a private website, so I can't share it here. If you have an access, you can try to read there.
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raisondetempete · 4 years
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Monochrome Obsession (Yandere Wu Chang x Female Reader) Part III (Final Part)
IMPORTANT NOTE: There is non-consensual sex in this chapter (basically, that’s the whole chapter). I do not condone these actions in any way. If you do this to someone in real life, you’re a piece of shit that deserves your dick/tits cut off.
Part I
Part II
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Story under line
Wu Chang - Black and White
Fan Wujiu - Black
Xie Bi’an- White
(a/c) - article of clothing
(s/c) - skin colour
(f/c) - favourite colour
(c/s) - cup size
(y/n) - your name
You squeeze your eyes shut as you feel someone kissing down your neck. It’s probably Black as the mouth harshly bites down on different places. You let out a squeak of pleasure mixed with pain as Black bites down on a specific spot: your sweet spot. You can feel his smirk on your skin before he sucks and nibbles on that spot.
“Love, did you forget about me?” White growls, jealously dripping from his words. Opening your eyes a fraction, you quickly shut them again as White puts his lips on yours. He sensually moves his lips on yours before nibbling on your bottom lip, asking you to take it further. You deny his request. Black, seeing his friend’s struggles, bites down hard on your neck. You automatically open your mouth to let out a yelp of pain but White’s tongue stifles it. You’re in this position for almost a minute, body rigid with fear as White makes out with you while Black bruises the right side of your neck.
“Xie, let me have a turn,” Black requests. White pulls away from you, a string of saliva connecting the two of you. You feel disgusting. Opening your eyes, you’re barely able to take a breath before Black forces his lips on yours, taking advantage of your open mouth. You see White smirk at your helpless position as he moves over to your ear.
“Are you enjoying having two men servicing you? My my, you’re not as innocent as we thought,” White cooly whispers in your ear before nibbling and sucking on your earlobe.
Black pulls away from you, relishing in your flushed face and glassy eyes.
“Don’t get too excited now, doll. This isn’t even the beginning,” Black purrs before walking into the other room. He returns with a menacing glimmer in his eyes, holding a pair of scissors in his left hand. You let out a scream before White covers your mouth with his hand.
“I’ll hold her down,” White tells Black. White removes his hand from your mouth and holds the sides of your waist down. Black begins at the top of your (a/c) and cuts downwards. The tears that have been welling up in your eyes begin to flow down your face. Happily, White laps them up. Black finishes cutting up your (a/c), revealing your (s/c) stomach and (f/c) bra. Black clicks his tongue in annoyance before cutting away your bra as well, revealing your (c/s) breasts. You blush harder than ever as White and Black gaze at your exposed chest.
“You’re heavenly,” White breathes.
“You’re so hot,” Black murmurs. They glance at each other, then descend onto your chest. White kisses and gently sucks on your left nipple while Black nips and licks your right one. You bite down hard on your lip to repress your moans. As they continue their actions, blood begins to trickle down from your lip. Black stops assaulting your already bruised nipple and moves up to your lip. Your body jolts in horror as Black licks the trail of blood to its source.
“You’re delicious,” he purrs, causing you to shudder in revulsion. White releases your breast from his mouth and goes over to the nightstand where the scissors were previously discarded. Your eyes widen in fear as he positions the scissors at the top of your (a/c).
“No!” you scream as you flail about in pure panic.
“Fan, may you hold her down?” White calmly asks. Black obliges and holds down your arms while White pins your legs down with his body. With a malicious smile, White cuts off your (a/c), revealing your (f/c) underwear. Though the chains prevent you from doing it fully, you’re able to slightly close your thighs. White releases a huff of laughter, pries your legs apart, and moves to cut off your underwear.
“W-Wait!” you shout. “This isn’t fair!” White hesitates.
“Angel, what do you mean? This is the only way to get you to love us,” Black explains. You pause, trying to think of an excuse.
“That’s not what I was going to say. Why am I mostly naked while you two are fully clothed?” you ask. Both men look at each other.
“She does have a point,” White murmurs. Then, a bright smile appears on his face.
“My dear, I didn’t realize you wanted to see use bare so badly. We are more than happy to oblige,” White coos
“I didn’t mean it that way!” you insist but the two guards are too busy stripping down to their underwear, their large bulges painfully obvious. You can’t help but ogle White’s beautiful bone-white skin and Black’s gorgeous ash-black skin. White is leaner than muscular while Black’s abs are clearly defined. Both men smirk down at you.
“Like what you see?” Black teases. You blush and turn your head to the side, only to quickly look back as you hear a snipping sound. Your eyes widen and you let out a scream as White cuts through your underwear.
“NO! Stop! Please!” you sob as the most private part of your body is fully exposed, leaving every part of you bare. You’ve never been fully naked in front of everyone (except your parents, but you’ve been able to bathe yourself since you were seven). White only “innocently” smiles as he lightly begins to run his fingers up and down your slit.
“My my, you say you don’t want this, yet you’re sopping wet,” White purrs before pulling his fingers away from you and sensually sucks on his fingers. “Ah! Darling, you taste delicious.” You turn red and close your eyes in embarrassment. 
“Xie, move over. I want to have a taste,” Black requests. You feel shuffling around before you feel something wet touch your slit. Your eyes fly open. Black stares you dead in the eye as he slowly licks up and down your pussy.
“W-What are you doing! It’s d-dirty down there!” you stutter out, the words coming out slightly weird as you bite on your tongue to prevent any moans from escaping.
“You’re right! She’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted,” Black agrees.
“Let me have another turn,” White demands.
“No,” Black growls. The two hunters glare daggers at one another for a moment. Then, a smirk forms on both of their faces. You gulp.
White goes back down to your pussy and begins licking, groaning softly as he does so. Black winks at you before bending down to your clit and taking it in his mouth. He begins sucking and nipping at the bud, causing you to see stars. As their actions increase in their intensity, you’re unable to hold back your moans, much to their pleasure.
As an unfamiliar feeling builds up in your stomach, they hault their actions. Half relieved and half disappointed, you eye them carefully. Black grins at you before shoving two fingers into your hole. You shiver and throw your head back at the foreign feeling. He shoves them in further as if searching for something. When he touches your hymen, he smiles triumphantly.
“Good~  You’re still a virgin. I don’t know what we would’ve done if you weren’t,” Black purrs. You gulp. He begins moving his fingers in and out of your sopping hole, making you moan intensely. You feel a breath on your ear before your ear lobe is bitten.
“Love, did you forget about me?” White coos. “Tsk-tsk. I’ll have to change that, won’t I?” That’s when you feel a hand spread your ass cheeks.
“What are you- mmh!” You cut yourself off with a groan as you feel one of White’s fingers enter your asshole. The feeling of fingers in both of your holes is weird at first but the feeling is quickly replaced by an overwhelming pleasure. Unable to hold back any longer, you cum onto Black’s eager fingers. Both men retract their fingers, making you feel empty much to your disgust. Black sensually licks one of his fingers.
“Doll, you taste delicious,” he begins. “Why don’t you have a taste?” You open your mouth to object, but almost gag as Black’s fingers are shoved down your throat. Despite you not sucking on his fingers, the taste of your juices mixed with Black’s saliva fills your mouth. Black strokes your tongue with his fingers, continuing to spread your juices around your mouth. You try to move your head in defiance, much to Black’s amusement. He plays with your tongue for a moment more, before withdrawing his hand. He sticks his fingers into his mouth.
“Ahh! The taste of my angel’s saliva and cum mixed together is the best thing I’ve ever tasted,” Black moans. Your face turns pale as you try not to throw up. 
A tap on your left shoulder makes you turn, only to be let with a large member in your face. Your eyes widen as you push your head into the headboard. White only laughs as he grabs your chin. You close your mouth tightly as you grit your teeth together. White sighs as he carefully tries to pry your mouth open. Fortunately, he’s unable to do so. White growls as he pinches your nose shut with his free hand. For a couple of moments, you are fine. However, you quickly run out of air. Despite fighting against your instincts with all your will power, your mouth opens to get air. White smirks victoriously as he shoves his dick into your mouth.
You gag as he hits the back of your throat. Although his dick is of an average girth, his length is far above the norm. As a result, it’s hard for you to even fit half of him into your mouth. It didn’t help that you’re inexperienced. White happily hums as he rhythmically thrusts into your mouth, making sure you don’t gag too much on his dick.
“Xie, stop hogging her,” Black whines. White sneers as he pulls out of your mouth, leaving you coughing and gasping for breath. You’re only given a moment to regain your bearings before Black sticks his cock into your mouth. Although he’s slightly shorter than White, his thickness more than makes up for it. Unfortunately, unlike White who calmly thrusted into your mouth and made sure not to hurt you that much, Black didn’t have these qualms. You gag as he continues to roughly deepthroat you, your tears streaming down your face more rapidly as a result.
“Just like that--unhh--Doll. Take my big cock down that pretty throat of yours,” Black groans.
“Fan! Stop it! You’re going to kill her!” a very worried White shouts. Black pulls out and you cough harshly.
“I wasn’t thrusting that hard,” Black retorts.
“Yes… you… were,” you cough. Your throat hurts and your tongue still has the taste of their dicks on it. White clicks his tongue and places a cool hand on your throat, gently rubbing it up and down.
“Xie! I didn’t even get to cum,” Black whines.
“Neither did I for that matter,” White murmurs. They then shoot each other a devious smile. They place both of their cocks in front of your mouth and wait for you to proceed. You shake your head. Even if you did want to pleasure them, you have absolutely no idea on how to service two men at the same time. Both hunters let out a bemused laugh at your confused and reluctant expression.
“Lick them,” they command. You once again shake your head. Black growls and takes a fistful of your hair in his hands (If you don’t have hair or long enough hair, he takes the back of your head) and yanks your head forward. You keep your mouth firmly shut.
“GIve us a blowjob before we do something drastic,” Black growls.
“Like what?” you ask, your teeth still tightly clenched together.
“Although we won’t hurt you, that doesn’t mean we won’t hurt the other survivors…” White’s threat trails off. Your eyes widen.
“Fine,” you murmur. You eye both of their large cocks dangling in front of your face and give each one a tiny lick on each of the tips. Starting first with White’s cock, you lick and kiss up and down his shaft before taking the tip into your mouth and sucking.
“Damn it (y/n), you’re adorable,” White moans. You switch over to Black, kissing his tip before taking his as far as you can in your mouth without gagging. You begin circling his dick with your tongue before sucking slightly.
“You’re too fucking cute (y/n),” Black groans. You remove him from your mouth and begin alternating between the two hunters. After a couple minutes, they pull you away.
“We’re going to- ah!” Before they can finish their sentence, their cocks shoot strings of cum onto your stupefied face and open mouth. You move to spit out the foul tasting liquid but White covers your mouth with his hand while Black pinches your nose shut.
“Swallow,” they command. You don’t listen at first, only swallowing when you quickly run out of air. They release you and you gasp for air.
“Doll, that was so fucking sexy of you, swallowing our cum with that red face of yours,” Black purrs.
“Darling, you look so beautiful covered in our cum,” White says. You only cough, feeling disgusting both inside and out. You shrink back in fear as their limp cocks quickly become rock hard again.
“Fan, may I go first? You did take her first kiss,” White asks. Your eyes widen as Black nods his head.
“No! Don’t!” you scream as you begin to flail around as White positions his hard cock in front of your dripping pussy. White only laughs as he pushes down harshly on your stomach, preventing you from moving your hips.
“Here we go~” White cheers as he puts the tip in.
“No! Don’t- AHHH!!!” you scream bloody murder as White fully thrusts into you, breaking your hymen and taking your virginity in one fell swoop. Blood pours out of your core.
“IT HURTS!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! IT’S TOO BIG!!!” you scream as White begins thrusting.
“Sorry love. I’ve been wanting to do this for awhile. I can’t stop,” White moans. He keeps thrusting, not paying any attention to the blood seeping out of you.
“Fan! She’s so tight. She’s practically sucking me in~” White moans. You pause. You’ve completely forgotten about the ash-black hunter. You turn your head to the right, only to widen your eyes in horror and disgust.
Black is sitting on the bed, pumping his dick up and down with his hand, intently watching White fuck you. Blacks smirks when he notices you watching him and starts pumping his cock harder.
You groan as White thrusts into you especially hard.
“Don’t go looking at other men while I fuck you,” White growls, his usual politeness gone. You moan as he speeds up his thrusting.
“(y/v), I’m going to cum!” White groans.
“No! Take it- ah!” Your moan and White’s grunt cuts you off as he cums inside of you. When he does so, you’re overcome by pleasures as he fills your womb with his hot seed. You orgasm, eyes spasming out. A hot feeling on your chest makes you look down to see Black cums onto your chest. White pulls out, causing cum mixed with blood to leak out of you.
“No more! Please!” you beg. Both hunters cruelly laugh as they switch positions. Now, Black has his cock positioned in front of your pussy while White with his head by your chest.
Black smirks as he puts his dick as far into you as he can in one thrust.
“Fuck, Xie, you’re right. She’s tight,” Black grunts as he roughly thrusts into. Your body is jolted every time he thrusts in due to the intensity of his actions. White releases one of your hands with a grin and guides it towards his erect cock. You shudder as he forces your hand around his dick and moves it up and down, causing White to release a groan.
“Oi! Pay attention to me!” Black snarls as he slaps your right breast.
“Stop!” you cry in agony. Black laughs.
“How ‘bout no, angel~” Black purrs. As he continues to deeply thrust inside of you, Black alternates between slapping your right and left breast, quickly turning them red.
“Fuck, (y/n), I’m going to fucking cum inside of you,” Black grunts.
“Please don’t,” you feebly whisper. This only makes Black pick up his pace even more, making you moan harder. White increases the movement of your hand as you feel his dick harden.
“I’m cumming!” both men groan. You close your eyes, knowing that both yours and the hunters’ orgasms are inevitable.
Black grunts as he fills your womb with his seed, his and White’s cum combining. White moans as he releases on your hand, making it disgustingly sticky. Arching your back, you shake as you cum, realising your juices as you do so.
Black pulls out of you, causing even more cum to pour out of your sore pussy. You pant, slowly coming down from the euphoria that came from orgasiming. White smiles as he reaches over your body to unchain your other hand. Black leans down to your feet and unchains them as well, rubbing the red marks left by the chain. You sigh in relief, thinking the ordeal is over.
Black smirks as he picks you up, back pressed against his chest and waist against his crotch.
“What are you doing?!!” you ask. Black only chuckles as he moves one of his hands to your dripping pussy and begins playing with your clit. You involuntarily press your head into Black’s firm chest in pleasure. White advances towards the front of you and positions himself so that his cock is placed at your slit, the opposite of where Black’s is. As Black continues playing with your swollen clit, White reaches both of his hands towards your nipples, before attacking them, pinching and pulling harshly on them.
“No…” you murmur as you limply hang a couple feet from the ground. “Please… I don’t want this…”
“But your body says otherwise,” Black coos into your ear. You begin to reach your orgasm, toes curling in pleasure. Just as you’re about to reach your peak, both hunters retract their hands but still hold onto you.
“G-Good,” whimpering, you lie. Even though you hate what they’re doing to you, your body wants its release. Black and White easily see through your lie and triumphantly grin at you.
White moves first, shoving his cock inside your pussy. Letting out a yelp of surprise, you begin struggling.
That’s when you feel it.
Something hard is pressed against your asshole, trying to force its way in. You try focusing on clenching your ass together, but it’s rather hard to focus while White is thrusting into you at lightning speed.
Easily bypassing your defences, Black thrusts into your ass. You scream at the top of your lungs in pain. White halts his thrusting, allowing you to get used to having both holes full.
“F-Fuck. Her ass is even tighter than her pussy. (y/n), your body was made to take my cock,” Black grunts into your ear before slapping your ass, leaving a bright red handmark on your left cheek. White, jealous of your lack of attention towards him, thrusts into you sharply and grabs your right breast, causing you to moan in both pleasure and pain.
Taking this as a sign to begin, both men start thrusting into you, varying between thrusting at the same time and alternating their thrusts. Wantonly moaning, you finally succumb to the pleasure and cease your struggling. You see White’s smirk of victory in front of you and feel Black’s snake smirk pressed into your neck.
“Good of you to finally enjoy yourself,” White says, his moans interrupting his words slightly. You only whimper in response, tears of defeat falling from your eyes.
“Shit. I’m going to cum soon,” Black grunts, picking up his pace.
“So am I,” White moans, also picking up his pace. Their grunts and groans in your ears combined with their thrusts bring you to an orgasm. Feeling your walls tighten around the both of them, the hunters cum inside of you. You don’t even try to protest, instead closing your eyes and trying to block out what’s happening.
They both pull out, resulting in their seed to flow out from both of your holes.
“That was… amazing,” they both pant. You sigh. It’s all over. In horror, your eyes widen in horror as both of their cocks harden once again.
“We’re still not done yet,” they purr into your ear. “We could go all night~” You let out a sob as they stick both of their cocks back into you.
The three of you go on for hours, even after you’re beyond exhausted. Your body is covered in various hickies and bruises. Your ass has started turning purple from how many times Black has slapped it while your breasts hurt from White’s rough groping. After they finally finish with you, they wash you and themselves in the shower. Thankfully, they don’t do anything to your aching body other than wash it.
White tenderly holds you as Black, begrudgingly, changes the cum-covered sheets. After Black is finished, White places you softly onto the bed. Both hunters get into bed besides you and lie besides you, hugging your aching body, causing you to whimper slightly in pain.
Tears flow down your face as you sob, “I wish I was dead”. Both hunters growl, protectively holding you tighter.
“You can never leave us, so don’t even think about killing yourself,” White growls.
“And we’ll rip anyone to shreds who even thinks about killing you,” Black snarls. “Since you want to leave us so badly, we’ll have to keep a close eye on you, Angel.”
“I’ll send a request to the manor owner to remove us from matches indefinitely so we can watch you,” White replies.
“You can never escape us. We’ll be with you until the end of time,” they coo into your ears as they pull themselves closer to you. Before your exhausted body subcomes to sleep, you think one thing.
Escape is hopeless.
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mejomonster · 4 years
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love that wu xie is like ‘hua xiangu might’ve been so attractive to my grandpa... so like menyouping is, huh...’ wu xie ur so bi shut up
i really liked that note actually. its cool to hear about grandma huo and her backstory. i would watch a political thriller that’s just her young life trying to take power in her family and make deals 
https://merebear474765851.wordpress.com/2020/09/28/wu-xies-private-notes-chapter-9-huo-xiangu/
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