#xander verdreht

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

Promo for the robotto!

Upon the screen was a very classic countdown. It resembled that of an old style film intro, and upon its end, a very tall, chipper looking familiar face popped up to the screen. Standing next to him was a more laidback, but also somewhat familiar face.

“Ehehehe, it’s good to be back!” he said with a giggle before clearing his throat and speaking up to introduce himself. 

“For those of you who may not know me, my name’s Alexander Schwarz, but people call me Shadow, and I’m the Ultimate Cyborg!”

The one standing next to Shadow spoke up in a very relaxed yet somewhat serious tone. “I’m Xander Verdreht, Ultimate Defender. Good to be back, I guess. The two of us used to be pretty frequent here, but we sorta took a bit of a break. But we’re back in action yet again.” 

“Yep yep, and we’re so happy to be back. Now then, you mind givin’ us a promo here?” 

Tags under cut!

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[asktheultimatescienceexperiment]

Jisu... What happened...? What brought all this on, huh...? - Xander

...D-Do I know you?

@ask-theshadowcyborg

[ask-doctor-gyoko]

*literally bursts into Sekigan's office.* Holy fuck, I have so much to talk about!! - Xander (it he)

JESUS-

*He flinched and quickly adjusted his glasses*

Mister Verdreht? Is that really you?

@ask-theshadowcyborg

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

No I wouldn't, so tell the truth.

“O-Okay... fine. Y-You got me. I-I’m i-in love with Xander Verdreht. H-Happy now?”

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

Hey Alex how are you doing today?

“Oh uhhh, alright I guess. Still trying to figure out a way to get Fay and the others out of the killing game.” 

“But Xander’s been holding me back from that...” 

“I already told you that tracking them down and planning an escape was a bad idea, dumbass! You’ll get them killed with a stunt like that!” 

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

A long awaited project...

Within Shadow’s dorm, many different sounds were heard. The sound of a drill, a blowtorch, and many other different tools were heard behind the door. Shadow, Chiasa and Kaiji had seemed to be sitting in a chair as Izuru and another girl seemed to be working on a project. Mukuro was also there watching, but simply out of curiosity of the situation. Once it was all over though, the noise stopped, and Izuru was the first to speak up. 

“It is done.” He said as he straightened out his hair a bit. Shadow perked up, looking at the two. 

“Holy shit, that fast?! I expected this to take a bit longer than it did.” 

“Well, Kamukura does tend to work rather fast. His multiple talents probably allowed him a bit of an edge on completing the task.” 

“H-He works very efficiently. I a-almost couldn’t k-keep up.” The very small girl said in a shy tone, seemingly less confident in her abilities than Izuru. However, Shadow put an arm around her, causing her to jump a bit before she looked up at him. 

“Aww c’mon, give yourself some more credit, Ari! You’re called the Ultimate Robotics Engineer for a reason after all!” 

“Alex is right. You are an Ultimate, you should have the confidence of one, Arisu.” 

Arisu would’ve made a comment, but she was a bit too overwhelmed by good feelings and emotions from the compliments. She covered her tomato red face as her giggles were muffled. Shadow chuckled as he eventually took his arm off of Arisu and walked up to the finished product. 

“Anyways, I think it’s time we power him on. Shall I do the honors?” 

“You may.” 

And with that, Shadow pressed the button, and thus, the magic began. 

Startup sequence initiated. Project Xander online. 

Opening his eyes on the table, in his newfound body, was Xander himself. He looked at his hands for a good second as his eyes adjusted to the light and he eventually sat up in his seat, looking around. 

“....Huh..... Well this is certainly a big change.” 

“Eh, no matter. Good to be back in commission. And with my own body this time.” 

Well well, look who’s finally gotten his new body! That’s right, Xan-Xan’s back in full swing! New design and all! Big thanks to @ynadoesstuff​ for the new Xander sprites! Y’all should hit our boy up with a question, he’d be happy to answer!!

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

... - Kuruo

Oh hi doc. What's uhhh... what's that look for?

Kehehehe... Someone's in trouble.

Shut the fuck up, Hyde!

@ask-the-ultimate-psychoanalyst

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

Coward... Out of all the names, that’s the one she called me the most...

Coward... Coward... Worthless coward... Good for nothing coward... 

And every time she called me that... I always believed it... 

“Maybe I am a coward” I would say... “She’s right” I would say... “I need to toughen up a little bit” I would say... 

Hmph... What a coward I was for giving in... What a coward I was for letting her call me that... What a coward I was for letting her order me around and treat me like a fucking toy... 

Kehehehehe...

Well I’ll show her... In fact, I’ll show everyone... 

I’ll make sure you know for a fact that I’m not a coward!! 

...You fucking idiot...

(Warning!!: Shadow Streaks has turned into a cannibalistic serial killer and is out for blood until further notice. Xander is available for interaction, but will mostly be trapped inside Shadow’s mind. Percival... has gone missing and will be unavailable for questions for now.) 

Event: Relapse - Start!

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

Relapse: The Alternate Ending

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... an edit idea that I sorta just made on a whim! I literally just came across this song today, and it gave me the idea to make this really really cool edit that you see here! This alternate ending is not at all canon, it’s just an idea that I got after listening to this amazing song! To give you an idea what this alternate ending would be like, allow me to give you the summary that I included in the description:  

 Xander's finally gotten his own body, something that he has always longed for. Though years of being forced/witness to multiple killings, and Jisuku's true colors being revealed, he is pushed over the edge. He kills his former host in front of (reformed) Tsumugi Shirogane. He explains to Tsumugi that all that he has witnessed over years of being Shadow's defensive AI has driven him mad, and he plans to kill the newfound Mastermind Jisuku. 

I hope y’all enjoy this edit, and be sure to follow everyone who made cameo appearances in this edit! 

Song title: Zach Callison Interlude IV (Showtime) /w Grace Rolek

Characters featured under the cut!

Xander Verdreht  Alexander Schwarz (Shadow Streaks) Tsumugi Shirogane (@ask-the-ultimatecosplayer)  Jisuku Muishiki (@asktheultimatescienceexperiment) Sylvia Price (@ask-the-ultimate-housewife)  Mondo Oowada (@ask-the-ultimate-housewife) Kokichi Ouma (@ask-the-panta-supreme-leader)

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

"Well isn't this quite... interesting." Chara muttered.

Huh, don’t think I’ve seen you around here before... Who are you anyway? 

Temporary Takeover: 4/15

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

“Ay, Xander. Wanna try have a boyfriend? I know a good boy.” -@ask-alesbo-and-abitch (Riley)

...That's pretty straightforward...

@ask-alesbo-and-abitch

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

Xander!!! It's Kokichi, somethings wrong with Sylvia.

What do you mean? What's wrong with Sylvia?

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

-Runs in full speed and punches Shadow with the strength of ten billion suns- IF YOU WANNA FUCKIN CAUSE DESPAIR, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST ASSHAT. @ask-thebossbabywithaknife

OWW!! 

*Xander stumbled back a bit from the unexpected punch, but he shook it off and looked down at Fuyuhiko with angry glowing red eyes.* 

Fuyu, you fuckin’ moron! It’s me, Xander! I overrided Shadow’s system for a bit! 

*He rubbed his face, letting out a bit of a pained grunt as he looked at Fuyuhiko.* 

Sheesh... Almost punched my fuckin’ tooth out... 

@ask-thebossbabywithaknife

Temporary Takeover: 11/15

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

Blondie: my haven’t you all been..eventful

Oh great, it’s you... The weird guy that Shadow met at the beginning of all this... 

Alright, I’m just gonna be straightforward, you’re weird and I don’t trust you. 

Temporary Takeover: 3/15

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

❤️

❤️- For a secret crush

Fucking shit, of all the ones you could pick, it had to be this one? 

Okay... My crush is... Tsumugi. 

Well, mine isn’t that big of a secret, ‘specially considering how much I flirt with her. It’s Lamb, aka Morgan. 

(tagging y’all ‘cause yeah-) 

@ask-the-ultimatecosplayer

@misosoupandbeautifultruth

[ask-theshadowcyborg]

lmao xander isnt updated

Well not yet anyway. I'm patient, I'll get mine soon.