#xavierthetroublemaker

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What is your favorite thing to do? What’s your passion? Why do you go to church? Why don’t you go to church? I wanna wake up with a ton of comments to reply to. @jetblackskateboards #jetblackwildwednesdays skateboarding at @aftermath_youth praying with #xavierthetroublemaker every night. This is my joyful life! @royalsna 🏰 @pushskateboards 🛹 @cloud9griptape 👾 @venturetrucks 🚚 @regalhardware 🔩 @redsbearings ⚙️ @boneswheels 🧿 ‪#skateboarding ‬ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🌲➊🎄╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎁➋🥁╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎅🏽➌🧸╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎊➍🕯╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎉➎🕰╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ✝️🕎✡️ #skateroftheday #skateboarderforlife #skateboarding #skateanddestroy #spdaily #metrogrammed #thrasher #skateordie #skatelife #skater #skatepost #skate #skateboardlife #frontapparel #fwrfridays #blvntskateboards #stackinclips #skateboardingisfun (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7pgh5gH9Ug/?igshid=gnrxhh9urznd

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Xavier & I started our doubles routines now for #jetblackwildwednesdays @jetblackskateboards ✈️🛩 @royalsna 🏰 @pushskateboards 🛹 @cloud9griptape 👾 @venturetrucks 🚚 @regalhardware 🔩 @redsbearings ⚙️ @boneswheels 🧿 ‪#skateboarding ‬ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🌲➊🎄╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎁➋🥁╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎅🏽➌🧸╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎊➍🕯╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ╰🎉➎🕰╮ ╭━🛹━╯ ✝️🕎✡️ #skateroftheday #skateboarderforlife #skateboarding #skateanddestroy #spdaily #metrogrammed #thrasher #skateordie #skatelife #skater #skatepost #skate #skateboardlife #frontapparel #fwrfridays #blvntskateboards #stackinclips #skateboardingisfun #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker #gnarlyjargon #royalsna #raddadsquad (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7FSKyZHGAZ/?igshid=15jfdkapfpnrf

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My favorite clip from Calumet City Commissioner’s Skatepark #skateboarding today. But nothing can top #mosesatom wanting to film a lil at the Edison Skate Spot session! 😆🙌🏼🛹 #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker #skateboardisfun #skateordie #skating (at Edison Park Hammond) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3a6L7RHebD/?igshid=suu51tzxxi0r

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How to make your kid stop crying about going to school. Dad hack tip # 3429 Show them their very first, very real on YT and YT kids app episode 1 gameplay! I gotta be honest. His complete shock and uncontainable joy. 😆🙌🏼 straight up Christmas moment. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m just constantly wanting to create and share moments like this. I encourage y’all dads out there. Find that way to create with your kids. The kid walked to school so excited to tell his homies🤣🕹🎮🖥 Xavier & I do a walk thru of our Minecraft world, one of several. Check it out it’s pretty random but solid commentary 😆😊 https://youtu.be/vgSTgkKxk-g #minecraft #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthegamer https://www.instagram.com/gnarlyjargon/p/CY4JNzblUEk/?utm_medium=tumblr

[gnarlyjargon]

What time is it kid? ⌚️ Right here right now. No past no future. Stop reading this post for a moment look up and around from however you see it… Hey you still reading this? Ok do this before reading more… 🤦🏻‍♂️ look up at your surroundings deep breath in and out and just take a moment to enjoy the experience. The 🌎 or people around you 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 📱 😒 hey… love you 🥰 Fun days ahead a future out of this world! Have faith to move mountains. 😉 Yelp review coming for a favorite shop of mine 💍 a shoutout to my homies 🛹 sponsor long time friends MLK day Monday 🎉 TUESDAY 7pm cst I’m gonna start a live with a special unboxing I been holding onto. Maybe get a few live guests in on IG & FB Tune in nothing serious just a here in the moment dad. #mosesatom #xavierthetroublemaker #gnarlyjargon (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/gnarlyjargon/p/CYyd2ARumfj/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Yelp called wants $400 something for ads.... #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker kinda had my first react #mosesatom gave my second #gnarlyjargon prolly how I’ll coast with this a few weeks... 🤮 #yelp #yelpisascam if this post gets deleted you’ll know why.

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After shift. ⛑ 🎈 #xavierthetroublemaker If you a skateboarder you knew a “gross” PRO* passed and the way life went his kid took over the IG living in his legacy. It makes me think time to time. What I’m I leaving for these dudes to run. Please just figure out how to get the 300+ tapes up on yt and share quotes from my journal. Do whatever you want with my mess. It’s a lot of work tho. I wish I had more of my dad’s work to share. (Bunch of mech warrior ps1 notes 😭) But really. #mosesatom and Xavier will inherit a lot. I constantly want to do so much. 😢 Bedtime ASAP! They may takeover this account one day. Or be their own awesome. But here fighting to live “110 or die in the attempt” What a blessed journey to have. LOVE IT! Feeling great - missing acl 🥴 “Service blind spot” van notifications will be my last words… No # just one personal among my personal ♥️ #gnarlyjargon (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV2KfzorrC6/?utm_medium=tumblr

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HBD Xavier’s homie Cole… 🎯 #nerfornothing #nerf Big facts about parenting and the married life is. A lot of times you’ll think you have the day off to chill. 😆 false. @sonyabird told me a hour or two before party was to start “hey @nerf bday battle 30-40 min away ect ect” Seiz the moment. Ya might be tired and have plenty of good excuses. Could run late all over the place lol 😂 🤫 But. Nope! go do the kid stuff while y’all still have good knees 😅 even when you don’t shout “only reason y’all got me was my handicap 🦿” The best moments will be when your first born goes to the better team against you, runs straight for the flag you’re sworn to defend, he will point his weapon at ya & and you’ll shout at him… “don’t make me choose son no don’t make me do this!” 😭 😝 you’ll lose a game but win another story to tell. Love ya #xavierthetroublemaker @blastcamp stories… 🔫 (at Blastcamp Paintball & Airsoft) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVJFlhVlAI0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Finally these dudes stop bugging me to play minecraft or open pop tart boxes. 💁🏻‍♂️ #dadsbusy 🤣 #teachersproblems now. Trending topic we finally get to participate in… yay! #firstdayofschool 🥲 #1stdayofschool “Wait wait wait… bye dad!” -X Oooof “Ahhhhhhh” (runs right into a room he never been in) - M. Ooooof “Alright. … well… uh” - me (waves to kids already out of site) Ima just uh use some power tools or something… 😭😭😭 this dang sawdust 😭 I’m ok. Blaming the wife now she planned this all out made things easy to just drop at a door and go. 🥲 @sonyabird (wondermom) #xavierthetroublemaker #mosesatom https://www.instagram.com/p/CSucQ9mlYMA/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Yay! Family snowboarding / sledding day 🏂 🛷 #sognarlymax @sonyabird @charactersk8 beanies @royalsna #snowboarding #snowboard #sledding #familyfun #snowday #xavierthetroublemaker #mosesatom #gnarlyjargon (at Centennial Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8R1-GLlAwa/?igshid=ijm79odscwn9

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Random #raddadsquad purge of photos #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker #mosesatom the experience of public dining alone with yall 😭😰🤣🤣 🙌🏼 we got thru it! Credit mom @sonyabird idk how... I’m always crazy proud of y’all! Love you! We only just started the journey! @panerabread was great! Life is short maybe a youtube s/o tonight! I have so much to talk about! (at Panera Bread) https://www.instagram.com/p/B75oUycFH7z/?igshid=e81a2bd38fwe

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First family all together #peteyville adventure perfect weather for it lol @sonyabird #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker #mosesatom #sognarlymax (at PeteyVille) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ZZKM4n7Fb/?igshid=iwzz7sb44vxl

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Let me encourage some dads who follow me and what not. 💪🏼😤👍🏼 Take a moment and create with your kids. 👨‍👦‍👦🖼🖍🎨 They gonna one liner diss your tags. 🚨They gonna sit on the skateboard 🛹 a while before a kickflip. They gonna poop 💩 a lot. 🤷🏽‍♂️😆 make a bunch of memories save a ton of lil art doodles. These are their masterpieces today. ⛵️Sweet memories in years from now conversations. I only share from my experience really my dad did this for me. 🥰Saved all the random chaotic mess of a blobs 🦠🧬 things I made... I hope my two boys know I love these moments and these are actually my most inspiring days living! 🙌🏼 #mosesatom #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker #gnarlyjargon #art #arttime #dadtime #onlytakesamomenttomakeamoment LOVE YALL -Dad (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5pZ6XDHCsc/?igshid=1wh7orodip7xa

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#raddadsquad #mosesatom #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker #gnarlyjargon #art #arttime #dadtime #onlytakesamomenttomakeamoment LOVE YALL -Dad (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5pYn6nHk15/?igshid=12itt7xv79vlh

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#raddadsquad life hack save money on toys. Paper marker scissors clear packing tape and a lil time drawing robots. #xavierthetroublemaker played for a solid few hours with this guy. @sonyabird he take him with to bed tonight? Fox face on shoulder total random luck was a old doodle on backside of paper. & “dinosaurs” on foot 🙌🏼😆 (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ogUCXn23T/?igshid=wgcjdn8se2qt

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Happy Thanksgiving aka day 1 decoration Christmas. 😅🙌🏼🎄 #xavierthetroublemaker #xavierthesmilemaker #mosesatom (at Hammond, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5bd6_qncPT/?igshid=1cgsqepzcc1yh