It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth.
2024 [Explained]
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[Ponytail and Cueball are walking.]
Ponytail: So this is 2024.
Cueball: Guess it's an election year now.
Ponytail: Again? Man, those just keep happening, huh?
[Ponytail and Cueball now standing.]
Ponytail: Who's the president these days, anyway? Is it still Obama?
Cueball: What? No? he hasn't been... How do you not...
[Ponytail and Cueball still standing.]
Ponytail: Darn, I liked him. Is he running this time?
Cueball: No, he's not allowed to. Ponytail: He's not? Why?
Cueball: Constitution.
[Ponytail checks her smartphone.]
Phone: Amendment 22
Phone: No person shall be elected to the office of the president more than twice
Ponytail: What?? C'mon...
[Ponytail talking to Cueball.]
Ponytail: Don't all your cells get replaced every seven years, Ship of Theseus-style? Is he even the same person?
Ponytail: Maybe "no person shall be elected more than twice" isn't a prohibition, it's more of an observation, like "you can't step in the same river twice."
[Zoom in on Cueball.]
Cueball: Isn't the cell thing a myth?
Cueball: I think tooth enamel has a turnover half-life of 30+ years. His teeth molecules are probably the same.
[Ponytail heads off with a finger raised.]
Ponytail: So if Obama just gets false teeth, he can run again! I need to talk to a dentist and a lawyer!
Cueball: The Supreme Court is about to vote 9-0 to block your number.
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