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June 20th, 2021: XPWEW star Slayer has been pronounced dead today after what is being declared as a suicide. Slayer’s final appearance on XPWEW was at the Lockdown 8 pay-per-view when he celebrated his daughter Lotus’ title win over The Deity in Madison Square Garden. Reports from his LD8 appearance were reported that he looked sickly and in very poor health. It’s apparent that Slayer has been battling a drug addiction since 2006 and many of those demons played out on screen. Fans of XPWEW have been wondering why Slayer has not been in the ring with his last match being against Jake Awesome at the Lockdown 7 pay-per-view. He will go down as one of the best ever

5x XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion

3x XPWEW International Champion

2x XPWEW Tag Team Champion (Al Snow & Romeo Roselli)

multiple time WEW Champion and easily the biggest homegrown start from WEW (World Extreme Wrestling) founded by Omega1518 (Johnny Omega’s promotion in Japan)

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XPWEW All or Nothing 2019

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******iron man match******

Awesome defends against Edwards

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-10-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #421 April 10th, 2020 Los Angeles, California The Barracks

Opening Segment: Troy Clausen enters the ring with GM Romeo Roselli who is holding a contract for a “Lockdown 7 match between himself (Troy) vs Champagne Clausen Troy: Last week I rose from the dead! I told the world that my son would be nothing without me! I taught him everything he knows but I’m just a little bit quicker, smarter. I’m more violent. Curt was raised wealthy and privileged. He was like Richie Rich in upstate New York growing up. He had everything. Well I didn’t. A lot of people ask me how I gained my wealth. I hit the lottery when I was 34. I wanted to be a professional wrestler but instead with my new found fortune I funded this company in 2005 along with my constituents. I let business overtake. I wanted to be in the ring. I wanted to live vicariously through my son but my son isn’t a hero. My son is a villain. I’m a hero. I wouldn’t have mercifully beaten up The Freight Train. I LOVE FREIGHT TRAIN! I LOVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! AND DAMN IT I LOVE THE FANS!

Champagne enters Champagne: Everything you just said. IRRELEVANT. You! IRRELEVANT! Even that silly clipboard with those empty words on that Lockdown 7 match contract between me and you? IRRELEVANT. I will be in the main event that night, cause in 2 weeks I’ll be winning the 2020 Xtreme Rumble match and I won’t BE in a match with you. Besides. I wrestle real competition. I wrestle real professional wrestlers. Troy: Well that’s quite the coincidence because in the several months I was out of action I was trained by a professional wrestler. That’s right an old grizzled veteran. In Greensboro, North Carolina I traveled and I was trained by the great

Freight Train enters to jubilation Freight Train: Troy Clausen is a trained professional wrestler! The same man who trained me down there in Greensboro Carolina the man himself George South

George South and son (also wrestler) Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning enters to “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey [[Geroge South wrestled for the NWA back in the 80’s pretty much a job guy but has wrestled Flair many times. He still wrestles today and is most known for his podcast “You don’t work Dad, You wrestle” with his son Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning.

Champagne: LMAOOOOOO The Boy Scout? George South? Is that your name? Lol. You were trained by these guys. Go back to your trailer in Greensboro and talk into some cheap podcast equipment and talk about the good days. Hey George have you ever won a match? Like, ever?

Champagne gets in George South’s face, Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning apprehends him to back up George South: Champagne in 2013 you attended my school with HIGHSPOTS and I distinctly remember afterwards you went off on a tangent saying you were the best, this and that, with your nose up in the air at the other fellas and gals trying to chase the same dream as you. You left the school when I said you were too sloppy and you needed to tighten up in the ring and you left. You told me I was a nobody and I don’t have the business training anybody. Well I’ve trained WWE Cedric Alexander that’s a Cruiserweight Champion. I’ve trained Tessa Blanchard Yep that’s the first ever women’s world wrestling champion over there making an IMPACT! I thought I was gonna train you but I’ve spent the past few months training your daddy so he can BEAT YOU Champagne: What’s that? Sorry George I don’t speak hick. Champagne: (looks at Train) I don’t speak retard either (groan dull poor taste) Champagne: (looks at Jake Manning) and the Boy Scout? That’s your thing? Boy Scout With that questionable mustache you look like someone who has the Tik Tok app on his phone and doesn’t have an account. Someone check this guy George South: What’s wrong with you? I’m gonna tell your boy. If you got a problem with my son and me then why don’t you say it Champagne: I do have a problem but now you do. You and me. Let’s go. George South: (looks at Romeo) Well if that’s okay with the General manager I’d challenge you to your own match! That’s right! A Clausen Cleaver match!

(Freight Train Pulls out a Magic Marker from his jacket and draws a poorly done squiggly line not even halfway in the middle of the canvas (George South side is much bigger) Champagne: huh huh I’m not even gonna complain at those odds.

Clausen Cleaver Match M1: Champagne Clausen defeats George South

During the match an attempt to interfere from Troy Clausen was thwarted when Troy shoved in a steel chair toward a downed George South and a standing Champagne stepped on the chair “Thanks” Champagne proceeded to whack South over the back with the steel chair several times until kicking him over his ill-equal line of the Cleaver and pinning South clean 1-2-3

Troy: That’s fine you wanna continue to be a brat, you wanna drag our business out into the mainstream. Well I can play dirty Pal in fact I do it better than anybody ever has in this industry. So Champagne Clausen next week I’m gonna invite people from your past, your present and your future and I’m gonna expose you and I’m gonna embarrass you and at Lockdown I’m gonna give you a beating your father should have given you before...... (intentional botch to enhance Troy’s babyface character)

James Westerbeck interviews The Set (mostly Jordan Oliver) on his current streak as he prepares to fight world champ Golden Bryce tonight. Jordan: I’m 8-0 never been defeated in the year 2020, never lost a match in this DECADE! The real champ is the Juniorweight title and remember that streak of Jacques Dudley’s back in 2012, well that’s nothing on me. I’m swimming with sharks and it’s blood in the water pimpin’. Golden Shower boy is gonna get a kick in the face courtesy of me Jordan Oliver so get that, got that? Good. Mark. (Ruckus is rubbing Oliver’s shoulders behind him) Ruckus: “My boy Jawdan. This my son right here. I f*** with this n**** the long way and new blood cap glock gang rag gang

VIGNETTE Mandy Leon hypes “Mid-evil Marauders” coming soon

1 on 1 M2: Priscilla Kelly defeats Doxy Deity

Post match promo Lotus goes on tangent on how Prisiclla is at her core the thing wrong with modern feminism, toxic and nasty. Doing the right cause the WRONG way. Prisiclla responds “Your whole family has this moral compass high horse how about you shut your mouth”

Lotus responds “Eat those words Prisiclla let it fester in the gristle of your guts :)

Soloman Nasty pleads Joe Gacy go give him ONE MORE CHANCE! Gacy says fine I respect a guy who doesn’t give up

M3: Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil defeat Joe Gacy & Soloman Nasty

Reed puns Nasty after a 450 splash from the 2nd rope

After the match Gacy helps Soloman Nasty up and just when he seems to let him be “The Plagueground” replacing Croyle during injury. Up the ramp Gacy hits Soloman with both tag titles and gorilla presses him onto the steel grate of the stage and leaves him in a whole heap of mess

Backstage: [[FUNNY] All Man is listening to Doja Cat “Say So” embarrassingly making a Tik Tok to it He talks to All Woman and says I’ve been going viral recently! Chainmail are back! Milkmen might be back to work country-wide. My title reign really resonated with people. All Woman: You did it :) You did it ALL by yourself :) All Man smiles corny-like in front of an American flag and chugs a chocolate Nesquik

Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam join commentary and run down Leonard McGraw and Ryu

MATCH OF THE NIGHT RIGHT HERE 1 on 1 M4: Leonard McGraw w/ Ryu defeat Alveno La Flare

PROMO: Lockdown 7 is 40 days away

PROMO: Golden Bryce BANG! Energy commercial

1 on 1 Juniorweight vs World Heavyweight Golden Bryce DEFEATS (8-0) Jordan Oliver

back and forth match. At one point referee Kevin Madrox does a great “YOURE OUTTA HERE” to The Set at ringside (Myron, Kotto, Ruckus, Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)

Jordan is going for the “Clout Cutter” and Bryce hits the 6 rings on Oliver’s BACK ((Total innovative way to spear someone to their back as Oliver flings off the top rope to the middle of the ring, reverse 6 rings. 1-2-3 and just like that Jordan Oliver takes his first L of the year

Bryce looks at the camera and breaks the 4th wall a bit gives a “hey why not” look Raises Jordan’s Juniorweight title as well as his own World Heavyweight Title both in the air as the show goes off the air!

VICE NETWORK 2020™️

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XPWEW HEATWAVE 2018 RESULTS

M1: Jaques Dudley def. Rey Mysterio

*Troy Clausen apologizes to Jaques Dudley, Jaques doesn’t accept it

*Mick Foley is head of Human Resources

M2: Ruckus & Lexoni def. Sick Nick Mondo & The Milk Man

*Siaka Lexoni retires

*Joel Gertner is the persona assistant to Troy Clausen 

*Tito Santana has trained Curt “Champagne” Clausen and Curt looks very jacked

M3: Champagne Clausen def. Chris Johnson

M4: Steve Blackman def. Masato Tanaka

*Steve Blackman joins with Will Ollafub & Eddie Edwards along with Luminary Croyle to form The Truth Infantry

*Dennis & Leonard McGraw run down the “liberal” LA crowd and proclaim Trump the answer to the country problems

M5: Pac def. Tanahashi

*Romeo Roselli reveals Heavens Crown Championship and will defend it weekly

M6: Kota Ibushi def. TAKA after 2-1

*Marc Snow buries the hatchet after decades of abuse to his son Slayer, amazing moment

*Mick Foley tries to motivate an unusually nervous

*Stone Cold Steve Austin is the private advisor to XPWEW, warns Troy Clausen not to mess with him, delivers Stone Cold Stunner to Dominos pizza man

*Kandi Khaos interviews Marc Snow about reconciling with Slayer

special guest ref: Mick Foley *Slayer def. Jake Awesome

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Jake Awesome ends Masato Tanaka’s career in thrilling heartbreak match at Lockdown 8

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XPWEW MORAL CHART

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XPWEW FATALITY 2020 ppv

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Lockdown 8 results

• Ruckus def. Jacques Dudley to win the XPWEW Juniorweight Title

• Briscoes def. The Set (Myron & Jordan) to retain the XPWEW Tag Team Titles

• Romeo Roselli def. All Man in a Barbed Wire Massacre match

• Champagne Clausen def. Exodus by DQ and retains the XPWEW International Title

• Jamie Hayter def. Riley Reid

- Jamie Hayter gets into a scuffle with Paige VanZant

• Jake Awesome ends Masato Tanaka’s career

• Lotus def. The Deity for the XPWEW World Women’s Title

- The Starven Family United

• Golden Bryce def. Leonard McGraw

- Tenille Dashwood announces Romeo Roselli will cash in his Case Your Luck briefcase on Monday Night XPWEW

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (June 12th, 2021 “The Set cuts Jake Awesome”

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Episode: 482

Location: The Berrics in Los Angeles, California

Date: Friday June 12th, 2021

fans - full capacity

Episode: 481

Location: The Berrics in Los Angeles, California

Date: June 4th, 2021

How to watch: VICE TV 10PM Eastern

Opening Segment: THE TRANSITION OF ROMEO - We have rainbow flags, streamers, male dancers.

The All Man introduces his wife Tenille Dashwood and then she introduces the new XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Romeo Roselli

- Romeo comes out carried by 4 chippendale characters like a King.

- The World Champion Romeo Roselli takes the mic and says that, All Man & Tenille and him are in a polyamorous relationship. They are all a couple. Romeo then tells All Man that he is now known as the All Trans!

- Golden Bryce hits the ring, He is very angry and serious. Bryce says that he doesn't care about Romeo, Tenille and All Trans do in their spare time. Bryce says he respects Romeo for cashing in his Case Your Luck briefcase in advance. Sure I got the finally achieve the thing that's been haunting me for three years, winning in the main event of the biggest show of the year, however little did I know 48 hours later you would take that title right off of me. I'm here to say congratulations. However I have to let you know, you already know. I have a rematch clause and I have a choice of when to enact that very clause. So at The Devil's Playhouse I will challenge you 1 on 1 for that very XPWEW World Title. Big celebration, Lotta color, Lotta streamers and I doubt these gentleman were cheap. But Romeo you've been around for over 10 years, You won the title but you'll find it's harder to stay at the top than it is to be at the top.

- - Romeo. Bryce, that was boring to me.

Bryce, I'm not accepting that offer. Not at all, Not until you prove yourself. Tonight you take on the All Trans.

Bryce: Romeo, glady.

- XPWEW Heatwave commercial

6 Person Tag

M1: Exodus, Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine def. Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver & Chrissy Rivera (w/ Alveno La Flare)

Backstage: Leonard McGraw enters the building angry, as he will come face to face with Troy Clausen tonight to discuss his suspension.

Devil's Playhouse Qualifying Match

M2: Jacques Dudley def. Jay Briscoe (c) (w/ Mark Briscoe)

After the match: Jacques cuts a promo about how he should be considered a serious contender for the devil's playhouse match on the 27th

In ring segment: Troy Clausen enters with Champagne Clausen and before they bring Leonard out to the ring. Leonard is going to try to console Leonard McGraw about his recent suspension.

We learn that Teddy Long has been relieved of his duties and will not return to be the General Manager of Friday Night Pyro.

We then find out that a replacement for Nick Simmonds is in order; and Joey Styles will be returning to the booth with Kaitlyn Khaos. Champagne takes a dig at Simmonds calling him the 50 year old virgin.

- Leonard McGraw enters

- Troy Clausen explains to Leonard why he will remain suspended and won't be competing at the Devil's Playhouse pay-per-view. Leonard can't contain his anger and hits Troy Clausen with a Lariat, then Champagne attacks him, security runs in and the police arrest Leonard McGraw and beat him with billy clubs putting him ultimately in the back of the cop car.

- The Deity enters

1 on 1

M3: The Deity (c) (w/ Tito Santana) def. Ashley Vox

After the match Lotus attacks her and out of anger Doxy FIRES Tito Santana!!!!!

GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!! GO AWAY YOU OLD MAN!!!! GET OUTT!!!!!

- Backstage: alveno La Flare and Jake Awesome have a heart to heart when learning they will team up next week against The Briscoes. Alveno jokes, don't turn on me now my brother. LExoni laughs eerily a Ruckus is just chilling

Romeo Roselli joins commentary

- 1 on 1

M4: Golden Bryce def. All Trans (w/ Tenille Dashwood)

After the match Romeo sprays mace in the eyes of Bryce and then beats him with the belt he pulled off of a fans jeans over and over. Romeo laughs about it as the show comes to a close!

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 9/4/2020

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: September 4th, 2020 Episode: 442 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

-Intro song plays- and both participants are in the ring already and boom the Number 1 Contendership Match for Leonard McGraw's XPWEW World Title is on! The undefeated El Demonio (3-0) and Joe Gacy (6-9-1) with 4 of those wins being in the last month, Upward trajectory. (Leonard is the world champion and his record is spotty)

Number 1 contedendership Match 1 on 1 M1: El Demonio def. Joe Gacy (w/ Audrey Carbine) ***MATCH OF THE NIGHT***

(Amazing back and forth battle with two clashing styles, Ultimately a Pedrigree Package Piledriver from Demonio put away the death machine for the 1-2-3 and Carbine can't control herself from defending her fellow partner, Gacy (who burned her in a 'Ring of Fire' match just two weeks ago, they gained some mutual respect in that match) - Carbine locks on 'The Art of Ballistics' chicken wing on Demonio to which XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion: Leonard McGraw runs down to the ring and runs at rapid speed with his Buckshot clothesline from hell, Demonio while being choked by Carbine, McGraw clotheslines both of them with a wicked lariat. Leonard is unhinged, However Gacy has the title and he's about to whack McGraw with it from behind, McGraw turns around and has a stardown with Joe Gacy who is holding his world title, McGraw stares into Gacy's soul. Gacy then lets his guard down, holds McGraw's belt out from him and then spits a gigantic loogie on McGraw's World Title and then drops it on the ground. McGraw starts swining wildly and him and Gacy trade punches until Gacy verbally submits with an "okay okay okay" Gacy slides out of the ring in congruence with a stunned Audrey Carbine as they walk backward up the ramp, McGraw helps El Demonio up from the canvas and Demonio grabs a microphone. El Demonio: "LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!!!" ESCALA DE LA MURETA!!!!!!!!!!! McGraw: *extends handshake* Demonio: accepts handshake, McGraw tightens his grip and aggressively pulls Demonio nose to nose with him. McGraw: "I don't speak spanish but..I'm not a afraid of heights but son I'll shove that God damn Ladder up your ass. And Joe Gacy, you big crooked nose bastard! Look at me! You like to spit huh? Next week come on down, spit on these ladders, lube it up so I can stick it up both y'all's asses" - McGraws music plays....What a segment.

In ring segment: Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli with his new protegé Doxy Deity (Romeo speaks on the importance of his briefcase and that at any time he can become the world champion, Who's to say I don't climb that ladder next week!) - Jake Awesome (c) enters with Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver (c) (Jake speaks on his recent run-in with Milwaukee Bucks player Giannis Antetokounmp and how he is still the INTERNATIONAL champion and Giannis is still not a champion. You wouldn't dare cash in on me, So I'll do one better. Next week. I'll defend the International Title. But if I win you gotta hand your briefcase over to a member of The Set that I feel has earned it. (Myron, Kotto & Jordan stand confidently) Jake: and Romeo, I doubt you'll pass the test Doxy Deity: Jake, I doubt you could pass a piss test, you are on more gas than Citgo..So bring those Spongebob Squarepants blow up muscles next week and my man will become the new International Champion Jake: *chuckles* that's cute, Doxy, is that your name? Doxy? Speak ill on my name and I'll dox you and your whole family. I myself will find every member of your family and kick their f****** teeth down their throat, So watch your mouth (Myron, Kotto & Jordan jawjacking at Romeo however the subtitles can't process it)

The Tessa Blanchard XPWEW Women's Title Open Challenge 1 on 1 M2: Tessa Blanchard (c) def. Kiera Hogan * Lotus' music plays as if to cash in her CYL briefcase, nothing happens. Tessa mouths off, Open Challenge bitch! Open challenge for a reason! I ain't scared of you little girl!

Backstage: Locker room we see Garrett Thompson at a locker looking through his gym bag; when former XPWEW Champion Champagne Clausen waltzes up pretending as if he just bumped into him Garrett: Can I help you? Champagne: Oh.....well I can help myself. Last year in October I was in a sea full of hicks and I won the world title, and Garrett: I said can I help you not can I listen to you, I'm not interested in hearing your bull**** today Champagne: Ah, I see GT. Is it because you've never been a world champion? Hmm Sure 2013 you main evented Lockdown 5 in a what, multi man 4 way dance. And wait you lost, as a matter of fact Garrett you were the first man eliminated. Garrett: stares intensely Champagne: In this industry I am here and you are...right here. You don't measure up.. Garrett decks Champagne and they start slugging it out in the locker room with fiery fists until Ethan Bedlam and 3M3 break them up, Champagne has a bloody lip Champagne: You wanna box? You wanna bare knuckle box boy huh, This ain't Rocky huh, jobbers....... Ethan Bedlam: You got a death wish? Champagne: If he wants to box, then let's box...

- Jacques Dudley enters - Masato Tanaka enters

1 on 1 M3: Masato Tanaka def. Jacques Dudley in a hard fought win between these veterans, Jacques walks off looking defeated... James Westerbeck holds a post match interview with Tanaka at ringside, Tanaka says I am striving to win the world title before I call it a career, I'm far from done. ( Joe Gacy comes out and spits in Tanaka's face, Tanaka goes to retaliate and Gacy just irish whips him into the ringpost, Audrey Carbine holds Tanaka still and Gacy takes a steel chair, scares away James Westerbeck with it then with Tanaka's head of the steel steps, Gacy smashes the chair over Tanaka's head and walks away and when Tanaka rolls over he's covered in a bloody crimson mask. Gruesome attack on Masato Tanaka from The Death Machines

- Anarchy Rules 2020 PPV ad - 16 days away!!!! - VICE TV is free to stream ALL SEPTEMBER ad!!!

Tag Team Match M4: The Set (Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) w/ Jordan Oliver (c) def. The Vaudevillains of The Marauder Simon Gotch & Drama King Aiden English w/ Mandy Leon - Myron picked up the win over Gotch in the finish after hitting the clout cutter, Jake Awesome walks out on stage and applauds The Set and then has a chat with Myron (possibly because he picked up the win for the team, If Awesome defeats Roselli next week maybe Myron is who 'deserves' the Case Your Luck briefcase PENDING IF AWESOME successfully defeats Romeo Roselli next week)

- 1/2 of the XPWEW Tag Team Champions: Golden Bryce enters (We see Alveno watching on a monitor backstage, rooting his cousin on) - Former World Champion: Ruckus enters with Siaka Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera of The SET

1 on 1 Lockdown Seven Rematch M5: Ruckus def. Golden Bryce (c)

After the match 1/2 of the XPWEW Tag Team Champions: Alveno La Flare comes down the ramp to console Bryce on his loss, Ruckus and Lexoni with Rivera mock Alveno doing 'crybaby' faces as they laugh up the ramp. The Set is victorious as Pyro comes to a close. Alveno extends his hand and helps Bryce to his feet, As it appears they might be defending those Tag Titles against The Set on the 20th at Anarchy Rules

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 8/28/2020

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: Friday August 28th, 2020 Episode: 441 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

Show kicks off without missing a beat, XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw stomps to the ring to The Set already in the ring consisting of XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver with Former XPWEW Tag Team Champs Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil with Chrissy Rivera behind them. Leonard McGraw enters and then Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli makes his grandiose entrance to the ring, Kaitlyn Khaos points out that despite Leonard and Romeo being partners in this 2 on 3 melee tonight, Romeo does possess the CYL briefcase that he won at All Or Nothing last July, and that by proxy means that World Champion Leonard McGraw should be weary that they may be partners tonight but might be adversaries in the distant future. So throughout the course of the match Leonard is not very chummy with Romeo as they tag here tonight against The Set.

2 vs 3 Melee Tag Team Match M1: Leonard McGraw (c) & Romeo Roselli def. Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil (w/ Chrissy Rivera) - The fall occurs when Romeo hits a superkick from a springboard attempt from Myron Reed where he pins Reed for the fall, McGraw sizes up Romeo like he is about to connect a clothesline but the camera doesn't catch a creeping up Jordan Oliver, the camera quickly shifts and Leonard springs to clothesline Jordan out of his shoes. Romeo turns around in the nick of time just enough to sell the moment that Leonard may have been thinking of attacking him from behind because of Leonard's known 'DTA' (Don't Trust Anybody) mentality. Romeo picks up a microphone from the corner. Romeo: Leonard, I'm not stupid. To you I might dress stupid, I might look stupid, I might even sound un-intelligent but I'm not, I know that I am indeed Mister Case Your Luck! I know that anytime within the next 331 days, I could cash this in on you right now, and I see you huffing and puffing gaspin for air, I'd take you with ease Leonard: (slowly grabs mic from Romeo) LEONARD TACKLES ROMEO TO THE GROUND AND ATTACKS HIM and Leonard starts striking Romeo with a flurry of fists over and over, until Romeo Roselli rolls out of the ring, Leonard kicks his briefcase out of the ring. - General Manager Troy Clausen enters Troy: Romeo, didn't you used to re-store the order around here, You two don't get along but you damn sure are gonna get along next week because next week it's gonna be Leonard McGraw and Romeo Roselli versus The Marauder Simon Gotch & The Drama King Aiden English!

Commentary Desk: Masato Tanaka joins the desk with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds and speaks that he wants to win the XPWEW World Title again and he knows he has a record of 3-8 but he's calling out Jacques Dudley next week who doesn't have the best record either; "Let's both get a W brother, may the best man win"

Tag Team Match M2: The Marauder Simon Gotch & Drama King Aiden English (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Jake "Man Scout" Manning & Bully Jaxon

Backstage segment: Doxy Deity reveals that her 'career strategist' is Romeo Roselli... I guess Romeo has a manager and so does Doxy

1 on 1 M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Romeo Roselli) def. Kiera Hogan

Tag Team Match M4: Champagne Clausen & Garrett Thompson def. Based Fabian & GG (w/ Genevalisse)

Backstage Segment: Giannis Antetokounmpo is hyping himself up with a few of his Milwaukee Bucks teammates, Says he is a real International Champion and Says He's gonna treat Jake Awesome just like his favorite basketball team Orlando Magic (Tampa is only a hour from Orlando, so)

NEXT WEEK! Joe Gacy vs El Demonio has 'World Title Shot' implications Recap: Ring of Fire match between Gacy and Carbine, James Westerbeck shows a mini-documentary video of the burns Carbine suffered at Heatwave 2 Sundays ago. Audrey Carbine says she understands what she got into and she actually respects Death Machine Joe Gacy even more for it. (How does burning your tag team partner help the tag team???)

Vignette: Olivia Whitewater [Current ABA Champion] coming soon

Backstage: New XPWEW Women's Champion: Tessa Blanchard speaking directly into the camera, "When I entered XPWEW the culture immediately changed, and things are gonna change around here and as for Lotus, I suggest your watch yourself freak, because I got eyes in the back of my head"

Tag Team Match M5: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. 3M3 (3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo) Nick Simmonds: "Are the greatest tag team (Lexoni/Ruckus) on their way back up the mountain?

<Nick Simmonds asks for a post-match in-ring interview with Ruckus and Lexoni - Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare come out and go back and forth on the mic saying they beat "their boys" at Heatwave (referring to Kotto & Myron)

1 on 1 M6: Alveno La Flare (w/ Golden Bryce) def. Ethan Bedlam

- Jake Awesome enters with Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver (THE SET) - Giannis Antetokounmpo enters with a few Milwaukee Buck players and staff members (also Troy Clausen, Micheal Bradford for some reason)

6 foot 9 versus 6 foot 9 XPWEW International Championship on the line 1 on 1 M7: Giannis Antetokounmp def. Jake Awesome (c) when Giannis connects with a samoan drop; The match is very campy as most celebrity crossovers are but it's must watch tv regardless, After Giannis connects the big drop, Jake rolls out of the ring and Referee Kevin Madrox counts to 10 and Giannis Antetokounmp wins by countout but the title does not change hands, Jake Awesome gets last minute heat by saying "Lakers in 4" Giannis ignores Jake and The Set and instead celebrates his...countout victory Show Ends