#y’all don’t understand how hard i resisted the urge to put the necklace that just said dyke in gothic font

[eleanorskys]

It’s Met Gala night :)

Here’s what I would wear, except I fucking hate Karl Lagerfeld and am incredibly petty, so this outfit is just to make him roll in his grave (with quotes from him to back up my choices)!

“Think pink, but don’t wear it.” “…hated the nineties…” “I hate something on the stomach.”

(Dress from 1997 Dior show, black lace corset belt from IntimateSouls)

“I hate sloppy footwear…I am physically allergic to flip-flops.”

(Black wedge sandals from Hard n Heavy)

As for accessories…

Karl was homophobic. Shocker.

(“Sapphic” necklace by Nyxturna)

And some very pink eyeshadow to top it off

Thank you for putting up with the second part in my annual “bitching about fashion” series that is now a thing.